Me: *sits down on a bench and stares at the wonderful setting sun on the ocean's horizon while drinking relaxing lemon ice tea* Ah, what a wonderful sight! I feel so relaxed and carefree!

You: *glares at the computer screen, angry that Ren isn't updating fast*

You: Argh! *is about to punch the computer screen*

Me: *randomly sits up straight worrying what her followers have been doing all this time while she wasn't updating* OH MER GODS! WHY AM I NOT UPDATING! THEY'RE GOING TO KILL ME!

Aaannnddd welcome to another I Dare Youuuuu! Pissed? I knew it.

I literally can't take any dares from the review section because I don't think I can do them. :P. Sorry. Sorry for everything I've done. But be happy because I updated!

Third POV

"Welcome to another I Darrreeeee Youuuuuu!" Thalia screeched happily into the microphone in her hands. "I hope you've all had a wonderful holiday! Even if you didn't have one! Does that even make why damn sense?" She stared wistfully into the sky. She then scrunched her eyes until all her surroundings were blurred.

"I-I can't take any dares from the dares that peep asked for..." She dragged on and on. "But!" She enthused. "Maybe we can get live dares from the people we have here today! Woohoo!"

Random claps came from the crowd, and echoed through until there was no sound to echo. Thalia grinned. She missed doing her job, but she also knew that she was very good at procrastinating.

Finally, she thought it was time for them to have a fresh dare to bring new laughter as the crowd awaited. Scrunching her eyes once again, she looked around and examined each person's profile. Yes, she judged people by the profile with just one click flash of her electric blue eyes.

"Ah," she said at last. "You." Her manicured nail, painted in black, pointed at a nerdy looking boy, who was sitting at the back looking like he never wanted to be chosen. Heh. Thalia loved to torture those who were weaker than her. Not that she was weak, of course.

The boy's eyes widened, and he squeaked in a high tone. He just came here for he amusement of himself! He never knew this would happen! Why would she choose him? He was just a shabby boy living his shabby life!

"Yeah you," Thalia said, answering the question, like reading his mind. "I need a dare."

The boy shivered. Her voice sounded like pure poison, and if he chooses to take it, he'd die. But that was not a reasonable statement. So he said to her, "I dare- I dare someone to play as Ylvis! And sing the song 'What does the fox say?'!"

Suddenly, there people laughed hysterically like a big boom, and the boy crouched back down into his seat, embarrassed. People just chuckled at the boy, and he blushed even harder. His brown eyes were widened in shock and fear of the huge crowd.

Thalia smiled. It wasn't a bad idea, but it wasn't the best idea, either. "Who do you choose to dare? Look around you! Choose!"

The bob looked around until his head stopped to a certain someone. Thalia's eyes diverted to where he was looking at; a tall boy with shaggy blonde hair that swept across his forehead. Thalia was expecting him to have brown or blue eyes or maybe even green, but instead, he had violet eyes; the colour of grapes. This was Pollux, son of Dionysus.

"Oh! Pollux! Nice to see you here today. Are you here for the entertainment, are you?"

He chuckled lightly. "Yes, I love having some fun." He did look like he wanted to have some fun, because his purple eyes twinkled like fresh wine. "I'll do it," he said at last.

"Bravo!" Thalia clapped out and laughed. "Bravo, bravo. You're very very brave!"

Pollux's PoV

Thalia didn't want this show to be boring. She wanted it to be fun. So she ordered a bunch of Aphrodite boys to come and make me dress up as a fox. They even brought a professional make-up kit and paint to colour my face into a sly fox guy! And for some apparent reason, they have the ability to get blue coloured contacts with just the snap of their hands.

"You look handsome, bro," a really handsome boy said. Saying my 'handsome' compared to his 'handsome' was definitely ten times different from each other. He had dark brown hair all moussed up while wearing an expensive looking suit! These Aphrodite children really puzzle me.

"It's time to come out from there, man," another handsome boy wearing a different suit came in. Ugh, I was getting tired of having handsome boys all around me. It makes me feel like a complete wimp. They'd be like, 'Oh, it's the boy who loves to play with strawberries.'

I shook my head and was lead by a bunch of handsome boys onto the stage. This was totally weird. First of all, I had to get dressed up because of this. Second of all, I had to rehearse my words just to get it perfect!

"Get ready," said one of the handsome boys. "Your up in a few."

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"Anndddd good day, audience! Mwah! Mwah!" Thalia threw kisses to the crowd, and the congregation whooped in reply. "Haha! So this is a dare from that guy who asked the dare, Leon Valld (A/N: see what I did there? XD)! Give a round of a clause to him!" Another huge wave of clapping erupted from each of them.

"Now! Time to see Pollux from the Dionysus Cabin sing: What does the fox say?'!"

There was a big laughter coming from everyone as the lights and stage was turned into darkness, queuing me to get on stage to get ready for the big moment.

"Take it easy," Handsome Boy No. 1 said. "Good luck." And with that, he shoved me onto the stage, which was really good because I stumbled forward, making huge stepping noises when I came on.

Breathe in.

Breathe out.

Good.

Lights turned on, disco lights, too, and I looked up to the crowd and started to sing.

Dog goes woof, cat goes meow

birds go tweet, and mouse goes squeak

Cow goes moo. Frog goes croak, and the elephant goes toot.

Ducks say quack and fish go blub, and the seal goes OW OW OW.

But there's one sound that no one knows...

WHAT DOES THE FOX SAY?

I pointed to crowd and started singing louder. I then walked around, giving out high fives to people who were wanting to clap my hand. I grinned and started singing louder.

From a distance, you can see Thalia was enjoying herself really badly. She was red all over, laughing hysterically, and looked like she was about to fall off her spinning chair.

Ring-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

Gering-ding-ding-ding-dingeringeding!

(After the song is finally finished)

"Oh my gods, people! This can sing! Like, for reals!" Thalia swung her arm around my shoulders. "Give it up for Pollux!

It was the most amazing sound that I've ever heard. A bunch of cheers bursted through, and everyone swung their arms around in the air crazily. I laughed a nervous yet happy laugh. My cheeks felt like they were bursting into big ripe tomatoes.

"Hey! Did you know this is going onto YouTube?" Thalia inquired.

Those very words hit me, and I started to feel drowsy. No wonder why she wanted this to be a perfect performance! No wonder why she actually paid the Handsome Boys of Aphrodite to come and fix my looks up!

She laughed even harder. Now she looked like she really is about to explode. "You don't know, do you?" By the looked of my face, she looked like she was about to die.

What was even worse?

One: She had two million subscribers on YouTube.

Two: She can get videos viral in just ten minutes.

Three:... My dad showed up...

"WHAT IS THIS?! WHY ARE YOU PARTYING WITH OUT ME?!" Yup, that's definitely dad.

Dares in the review section? Thanks.

And thanks for reading, too. I don't own Any characters here except Leon Valld. I also don't own What Does The Fox Say? By Ylvis. Thanks for reading again!

And as always,

stay happy- Ren/GOA