Look at that, I managed to upload within one week! Some people should take example on me, right? Right? (You know who you are, don't feign ignorance)
Thank you to Echolily for pointing out the nerd/geek difference, they meant the same in my head but being a french native speaker, I forgive myself for misusing english words, hope you can do the same :)
Thank you to ALL the reviewers! (insert meme here)
I should be studying... You probably should too... I bet we could all do so many incredible things if it wasn't for lazyness.
Sorry for Aushun fans... there will be a bit of Pruhun hints but you can just ignore them
Russia smiled as the iron pipe came crashing down on the table, snapping the wooden plank like a meagre twig. He chose to ignore the 'barbaric' that slid from Austria's mouth as the latter flinched in response to the act of violence and focused on the two girls, both wearing a very obvious 'oh shit' face. Fighting with an unconscious Prussian slung over his shoulder wasn't the best idea and the northern nation chose to drop him, as in drop him literally.
The meeting with the cold polished floor tore Gilbert from his half dead state. He grunted snapped his head in Ivan's direction, ready to let out all the insults he knew but before he could even realize the man who dropped him was his worst fear, something else caught his attention. Someone else.
"Holy shit Liz… What happened to you?"
He would be lying to himself if Russia said he hadn't noticed the female country, for once she looked like a normal woman, almost human. But something was off, sure she looked astonishing yet… unnatural. It didn't take long to deduct Irene was behind the sudden change, the teenager was grinning at the albino's reaction, proud of her work. Upon seeing the camera hanging around her neck, his mind drifted back to what he came here to do.
"Irene, hand me the camera, Дa?"
"Never!" Irene replied, covering the electronical device with her arms. The teen had taken a few steps back since the arrival of the former Soviet Union and wasn't in the reach of a single lunge anymore. Not that he planned to lunge at her at all, that would be acceptable towards a fellow country but it would hurt – if not kill – a human. That and the fact he wasn't actually that serious about getting the picture back, he only went with Austria's mood and it was sort of fun to chase people down.
Hungary stood up (it was pretty awkward to sit on a chair in front of a murdered table) and closed the distance between her and the giant, doing her best to keep her fear only for her to see.
"I – I won't let you lay a finger on Irene!" she declared
Both of her arms were suddenly immobilised as Austria held her tight with both arms forcing her shoulders against his.
"You shouldn't let your guard down just because my hands are tied, wooden shards make great knives you know."
"Your personality turns 180 degrees when your pride is hurt, I don't think you've ever made such intense physical contact with me when we were married, Roderich dear. " she teased
"Now it's just me and you, Дa?" Ivan said to Irene.
"Let me go!" Hungary yelled, trashing and landing a few hits on Austria, who to everyone's surprise, managed to hold his ground.
"Really? 'Cause I don't think Austria will be able to hold her for long." Replied Irene, playfully staring in Russia's eyes.
"Gilbert!" Elizaveta called "Help Irene!" the ex nation continue to stare blankly with drool coming out of his mouth "GIL, STARE AT MY BOOBS ANY LONGER THAN THAT AND I SWEAR YOU'LL PUKE BLOOD AND LOOSE FOUR EYELASHED AT THE VERY SIGHT OF ANY KITCHEN UTENSILE!"
The yelling caught his attention and the young man found himself running towards Irene and grabbing the camera from her hands. Ivan was quick to realize the intentions behind Prussia's actions. As a personification, the latter was quicker, stronger and more agile than any human, giving more chances of escaping from a superpower like Russia. But he also knew that the very moment he would manage to get within a meter of the albino, the german would be submerged in fear.
Unfortunately Irene wasn't going to sit there and watch.
Instead she found tripping the massive nation entertaining.
"Oooops, my bad." She 'apologized' while flashing her mischievous smile.
"I – I thought you were my friend…" whimpered the ash blond haired man with tears in his eyes "Why are you doing this to me? Were you lying when you said you'd always be there for me?"
The teenager's smile quickly faded "I'm so sorry, I didn't mean to make you feel like that," she got down on her knees to help the Russian up "I didn't think it would upset you that much, this isn't meant to be serious you know? Austria was supposed to – hey!" her apology was interrupted by the weight shift and in less than a second, she found herself crushed by Ivan's strength. The soviet held both of her wrists in one hand and hurled a chair he found nearby (possibly by pushing its occupant off)towards Gilbert, almost hitting him.
"I know you would never do anything to hurt me." Smiled the tall man
"Jerk! Don't play with other people's emotions!" retorted the girl
"Isn't that what you did on the plane? I'm just learning, Дa?" replied the nation. He picked up another chair and threw it at the Prussian again.
"Are you out of your mind?" yelled his 'awesomeness' "There are civilians in here, what if you hurt them?" He dodged another chair and continued running between tables, terrifying Austrian citizens.
With a quick movement, Hungary managed to elbow her former husband and free herself, she quickly tried to tackle Russia as the imposing country had both hands occupied, one restraining Irene and the other grabbing a chair. Unfortunately the man was as stable as a wall and the woman ended up accidentally hugging him. Which for some reason pissed Gilbert off. Which drove him to charge at Ivan, forgetting all about his fear. Which gave the latter an excellent opportunity to grab the camera after dropping the chair. Which resulted in a camera that looked more similar to England's cooking than to an actual camera.
"Damn it Gilbert!" scolded the yaoi fan "Why did you do that?"
"Spur of the moment?" he hesitantly answered
"Don't blame him," sighed the teen before grinning "He had his own reasons I believe."
The albino turned red and muttered something involving 'awesome' and 'unawesome' stuff before sulking. Hungary remained oblivious to whatever Irene had suggested.
"Well, thank god that's done." Roderich said reverting himself back to his usual stick-up-his-ass attitude "Should we get back to my house?"
"Um… I think we're not going to be able to leave this place that easily…" warned Irene "And since we kind of smuggled me in the plane I'd rather not get caught."
The nations looked around to assess the damaged they had caused.
"It's not that much." Defended Hungary
"No, you're right, it's just half a dozen of broken tables, twice the number of smashed chairs and the whole clientele traumatized to life, it's nothing." Sarcastically agreed the younger brunette.
"Point taken." Replied Austria "I don't want to be caught in my own country."
They all headed towards the restaurants double doors trying their best at ignoring everyone's stares before they were stopped by who seemed to be the manager.
"Not so fast! Who is going to pay for all the damage?(german)" he was obviously frightened by the inhuman strength the nations had demonstrated but he decided to try and stand tall, which meant he barely got to Russia's chest height.
"Run for it?" suggested Irene.
"Run for it." Confirmed Elizaveta