Kay, so I'm FINALLY ungrounded (two weeks is a really long time), so, this is my attempt to update. I really hate Adrian, he's probably going to get hurt by my lack of ideas… Oh, and this is also my attempt at improve writing (writing on the spot) so if it sucks, well… don't say I didn't warn you.
Last time Sarah and I started writing a new chapter, the Social Studies teacher caught Sarah (lol, not me though) and yelled at her to pay attention, especially because of the state test, which happened to be the day I got ungrounded. Thus, why we have not updated.
And I haven't gotten the chance to update either, because this week's been really hectic for me. (Yesterday a bus crashed into another bus in front of us [my friend was on the bus that got crashed into] and we had to wait for half an hour. High schoolers on my bus were pissed, they wanted to get to the PXY summer jam)
Anyway, ignore this waaaaaaaaay too long authors note, and enjoy the chappie!!!
Oh, and, as always, don't forget to review!!!!!!!!
This chapter is in chat format, I'm too tired to do anything else, too early in the morning…
Disclaimer: Richelle Mead's still being stingy; I can't have Christian, so you no suey, I no send wolfers after you, and everyone's happy.^_^
One day Adrian was walking around St. Vlad's, being a bored perv and stalking Rose, when suddenly…
WOLFERS JUMPED OUT OF NOWHERE!!!
Then Rose realized he had been stalking her and kicked his ass all the way to Volterra, where the Volturi kicked his ass some more.
Then he started screaming about some toaster.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! IT'S HITTING ME!!!! FUCKING TOASTER!!!!! THAT HURTS!!!!!"
So they threw him in the asylum with Vlad and Megan.
Only Megan had escaped (as said before) with the help of her awesome possum bffs.
Then they threw the baka James into the asylum and they all screamed about toasters and what gay fags they all were, while Dakota sat in the hospital asylum, all beaten up by Chris.
Then we all laughed, and Alicia ran out of ideas and had to end her random improv chapter.
Yeah, I got nothin… review though, and I'll be a happy author!!! I might even update quicker, and won't have to send Jakers after you!!!
Oh, and hey, did anybody see the umm, summary thingy for Blood Promise? It looks freaking awesome possum, I can't wait till the excerpt comes out!!!
Sorry for so many authors notes, I'm so tired that I'm hyper, and to Jazzy, my awesome bff, (you know who you are) I DON'T DRINK, AND HAVEN'T HAD ANY CAFFINE (yet) TODAY!!!!! SHOULDA SEEN ME LAST NIGHT THOUGH!!!
Sorry, I'm just in a really good mood cuz I'm gonna have a baby cousin!!! Yay!!!
Kay, so sorry again, and if you bothered to read all that, I'm doubly sorry.
~Alice