Disclaimer: I don't own Ranma 1/2 or "Johnny B. Good". Those masterpieces are owned by Rumiko Takahashi and Chuck Berry. If I had the kind of money that those two have, I would buy a house that isn't made of earth and wood...
Author Note: The idea for this song came to me the other day while at work; it's amazing what driving a tractor around in endless circles can do for one's thought processes! I figured it was too good to keep to myself, so here 'tis for your viewing pleasure.
Way down in Japan near Tokyo
In Furinkan Town where all the loonies go
There stood an old house made of tile and wood
Where lived a feisty girl named Akane B. Good
She never ever learned to cook or clean so well
But she could swing a mallet like ringing a bell
Go, go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go, Akane B. Good!
Poor Akane's life is a little strange
She's engaged to a guy with "instant gender change"
He/she shouts at her, "You're so uncute!
And it's plain to see that I'm built better, to boot!"
Akane takes crap from neither girl nor guy
So she feeds him some humble pie
Go, go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go, Akane B. Good!
Akane's pretty normal; she likes fun and friends
And to play with little P-chan before the day ends
She's a really sweet girl until you get her ticked
Insult her too much, and you're gonna get kicked
Kasumi begged, "Please don't get in any more fights!
Oh, Akane, be good tonight!"
Go, go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go! Go, Akane, go!
Go, Akane B. Good!
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Well, that's about it for this installment. Now for my little announcement...
I'm starting to run a little low on ideas for this collection, so (as of this moment) I'm taking song requests. I would ask that you pick ones with a little "lyric variety" (i.e. not saying the same thing over and over again) and would prefer non-depressing music, but I'll give everything due consideration. You have my ear, so let the suggestions roll!
Until next time, be good and review, okay? Later, folks!