Hey, you loyal reader people, *crickets in the distance* ….

Eh, whatever.

Well, any of you lovely users, and those who are given this via stumbleupon or whatever:

I am shamelessly begging:

READ MY ESSAY. And comment. (It's like reviews but also more like a cage fight of internet trolls.)

..us/wpmu/eng9c/2011/04/09/life-behind-the-bamboo-curtain/

Srsly, y'all.

It's about North Korea.

It's kind of depressing, but be valiant internet vigilantes and defend me in the comments section...

As a kind of incentive: Although I've long ago abandoned my stories, I will legitimately add a chapter to EACH for every three *good* comments the thing gets…