I do NOT own Dora the Explorer, or Teen Titans.

Thank you: Empress Caroline of Tamaran
for the hoast name idea :-) Never would have thought about "Teesha" xD

Raven the Explorer:

You are yet again chanal surfing through the TV's poor selection when a little kid cheers for you to stop. Being the baby sitter you have no choice but to do so, and to your dismay, Dora the Explorer plays. Though fate saved you from having to listen to the theme song, the show is just starting.

"Okay kids, lets get to work! Help Dora- I mean, Raven, find her way to her room in the tower!" Says another hoast voice, Teesha.

We see Raven in a pink t-shirt and yellow shorts. In the backround we see the set of stairs leading to the hall way, then her room.

"Wheres Boots?" Teesha yells from off set.

"Probably made a run for it," Raven growls while crossing her arms.

"I GOT HIM!" The strange Ash person yells as she drags monkey formed Beast Boy on set, her made up, Aerin, helping.

"Traitor," Beast Boy hisses. Aerin only smiles and swings Beast Boy (who is wearing red rain boots) on set next to Raven.

"Good, we can get started." Teesha says brightly.

Raven scowls before saying her line. "We need to get to my room, lets check map." She says in monotone. "But we need to look in back pack, can you open my back pack... god I hate my life somtimes." Raven turns around so we can see Gizmo in the form of his usual green back pack.

"What did you do to me you crud sniffing booger eaters!" Gizmo swears. Moments later he opens up and stuff comes flying out. Most of it is random items, but one is Cyborg in the form of blue prints. Gizmo however, is forced to sing against his will 'Back Pack' so many times you swear your TV is on some kind of replay setting.

"What the heck is going on!" Cyborg yells. "And why do I suddenly feel smaller!" He doesn't get an answer, but a little clicky mouse thing that looks deadly starts coming closer to him. "W-what is that! It's coming closer! AHH! It's going to touch me! HELP! HELP! DEADLY CLICKY MOUSE THING! HEEELPP!- Ow! it poked me! Stupid little-" Cyborg doesn't get to finesh before he is forced to sing 'I'm the map!' so many times you start clicking buttons on your remote in hopes of making him stop.

By now, Cyborg looks ticked, but he is again, forced to say somthing. "To get to Raven's room, we need to first go up the stairs, then through the hall way, then through another hall way, then we get to Ravens room!" He repeats himself sevral times.

Screen pans back to Raven.

"So..." Three screens apear under her. Raven points to each one as she talks. "Lets get this over with... Stairs, hall, more hall, my room! THERE, GOT IT?" she yells at the camera. A black energy surronds Beast Boy and throws him in the air screaming, we see him land a few miles back. "So first we need to find some stairs, can you find the stairs?" She asks in a annoyed tone. "C'mon kid! What the heck is taking so long! THE STAIRS ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME!"

"Hey Raven would you stop-" Beast Boy moans as he walks back into view, but Raven losing her temper makes him get thrown back once more. "AHHHHHHHHH!"

The same, deadly looking mouse appears on the screen and clicks on the set of stairs behind Raven. She takes in a deep breath before talking. "Oh, yay, you found it." She says in probably her most possible monotone voice.

Beast Boy walks back into view, one eye a darker green, black eye. He and Raven start to the stairs, but it is blocked by Mas Y Menos.

"You, and you, move." Raven orders.

Mas Y Menos start whinning and crying, Raven watches with an annoyed Raven-ish look.

"If we want to get past, we have to give them a Oso, it means bear. Can you look in my back pack and find a bear?" Her eye twitches. She turns around and we see Gizmo scowl at the camera.

"No way am I opening for you crud munching- HEY!" He is cut off by being opened and things coming out from the back pack. "Find the bear, WHOS MAKING ME SAY THAT!"

Ash and Aerin laugh evily off set.

That mouse cliky button thing clicks on a teddy bear, minutes later it shows up in Raven's hands.

"Take is," She hisses at the twins, who stare at her. "TAKE THE STUPID OSO!" she screams.

"Oh no not again," Beast Boy moans before he is thrown up in the air once again and crashes into the kitchen. Raven ignors this and flys up the stairs after the twins run off with their new toy. "I'm not even asking where the hall is, I'm not blind-" she is cut off by whapping into a invisble wall and falling backwards. Raven shoots up, her four red eyes showing for a moment before she regains her temper.

"You have to ask where the hall is!" Teesha whispers.

"You got to be kidding me," Raven scowls before turning to face the camera. "Wheres the hall way? And how is this educational again?"

That mouse shows up and pokes the upcoming Beast Boy in the eye, making him yelp and fall out of screen before clicking on the hallway.

Raven turns around sharply, ignoring Teesha's demands to sing some stupid song. She turns the corner only to run into another wall. "What the-"

"Kid show!" Teesha reminds.

Raven sighs, "fine, I wont finesh that." She turns back to the camera. "Wheres the hallway?"

We see our favorite little spear-like-mouse show up and click on the hall. Raven once again turns around and storms off, this time to her room, where she opens the door.

"Raven! Sing! you gotta-" Teesha is interupted by Raven turning to the camera with glowing white eyes. Her hands glow black before the screen is surroned by the energy.

"Azarath-"

"AH! RAVEN! CAN'T WE TALK ABOUT THIS!"

"Mentrion-"

"NO PLEASE! WAIT! NO!"

"ZINTHOS!"

The screen blacks out.

Dora played by: Raven.

Boots played by: Beast Boy.

Map played by: Cyborg.

Back Pack played by: Gizmo.

Road block played by: Mas Y Menos.

Filmed by: Robin, (who is laughing his butt off at the moment)

Teesha: Tianimalz.

Spechial thanks too: Aerin and Ash for their help.

"Stupid crud munching- AHHH!" Gizmo runs past the screen with Aerin flying after him with pink bows in her hands and Ash following with a bucket of face paint.

"COME BACK! WE WANT TO PLAY YOU, YOULITTLE CURD EATER!" Ash laughs.

Also thank you evil mouse clicky thing, And doctors, who are curing the staff, and Robin. After Raven learned how to control the evil mousy thing.

Thank you for watching!

Eh, sorry for any typos in this, I don't have a spell checker at the moment. So I just kinda did without. Hope I didn't miss too much XD

Thanks for reading.

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