I walk up to the McGarrett house flicking the lighter back and forth in my hand. Not a bad place if I do say so myself, kinda isolated, which works in my favor. I duck behind a car as I hear voice coming along the path. I watch as a woman and a man walk away from the house.
"You still owe me 50 bucks Chin." The woman says to the older guy. What kind of name is Chin? I think to myself.
"Oh come on Cuz, I would have gotten my guy faster if you hadn't tripped me."
"That was an accident. Not my fault you can't stay on your own feet." The woman laughs, but then stills as she puts her hand on the gun at her hip and puts her hand out to stop the man.
"What is it?" 'Chin' asks.
"I don't know. I've just got a feeling like we're being watched."
"I'm sure it's nothing." He says but I can see him go instinctively for his gun. They start to move towards me and I crouch lower. I didn't come all this way to fail at the first hurdle. They're getting nearer when I hear a loud meow and a cat jumps out from the bushes and land on top of the car I'm hiding behind. The guy, 'Chin', laughs and turns to the woman.
"I think I found your peeping tom Kono."
"Shut up Chin." She comments, rolling her eyes and it's her turn to laugh as Chin reaches out to stroke the cat, only to jump back when the cat hisses and runs away. "You have such away with animals."
"I'll have you know that animals love me." At her look he concedes. "Well most of them anyway. Come on we've got to get back to HQ. Not all of us can be on vacation."
"Well it isn't really a vacation, they're trying to save their relationship and believe me it's better for all of us if they do. Do you want to put up with silence at work, both of them moping around, neither wanting to give in, listening to them moan about each other, the tears..."
"Ok ok I get it." Chin laughs walking towards their car. "I can't believe Danny kissed another guy though."
"Well from what Danny told me, the other guy kissed him and it wasn't even that good." My mouth drops open at that. How dare he say that about me? "Mind you I don't think anyone will be good enough after Steve. Have you heard Danny go on and on about how 'He gives me chills just by looking at me.' "She says in a dreamy voice. Chin is about to reply when his phone rings.
"We'll be right there. Come on sex kitten we've got a call." He laughs as he gets into the drivers seat and starts up the car. Waits for her to get in and then drives off. I move from my hiding space and brush off my cut offs. So I'm not a good kisser huh. Well Daniel your partner will pay for that. I make my way up the path to the house, looking in through the windows. Nothing really exciting. Tidy and clean. Dated and old fashioned. I make way to the garage and peer in, the first thing I notice is a large car under a tarp. That must of been the one James was talking about, the one that McGarrett was working on with his dad. I smile as think of how much fun this will be. I locate the alarm keypad, slip on a pair of gloves and type in the new number James reset the code. It's so much fun having a hacker under your thumb. The code won't last though but it buys me 15 minutes before the alarm goes off when the code resets back to the original.
I pick the lock on the garage door and slide in, closing the door behind me. I pull the tarp off the car and I've defiantly got to admire John McGarrett's taste, it is an extremely beautiful car. Shame it won't be for long. I take out my key and walk around the car dragging my key against the paintwork. Feeling satisfaction when I look at the long drag marks along the side and pull out my camera taking photos of the car, these will be good to send to McGarrett in the near future. I pick up a tire iron from the work bench, feeling the weight in my hand for a few moments before gripping it tight and smashing all the windows. I smile at my handiwork and take a few more photos.
"Oh now this will have to go in my scrapbook." I comment out loud with a laugh. Shame that I can't leave it like this for them to see. The look on their face would be worth it enough but I came here with a plan and I will carry it out. I look around the garage and find a container of gas on the side.
"Oh McGarrett it is so nice of you to leave all the equipment that I need." I grab the container and pour the contents over the seats and then chuck in the container for good measure. Next I grab some rags and light them. I admire the flames as they flicker and dance before I throw them into the car. As the flames take hold I make my way out of the garage and away from the house. I keep walking till I find a good spot on high ground to watch the destruction take hold. It's not long before I hear the explosion as the fire hits the gas and I smile and clap my hands with delight, should simple things really make me this happy. I hear sirens in the distance and look towards where I can hear them. I look back to the house and my enjoyment heightens as I see the garage completely engulfed in flames and see some licking the house. I see the fire engines pull up and just a few minutes later the two remaining members of Five O appear. It's such a shame that the two who started this aren't here to see it but no matter I will just have to be satisfied with the shocked look on the faces of Chin and Kono.
I start to make my way down and head back into town.
"Time to get something to eat." I say to myself. I walk past a couple making their towards the beach. The guy comes over to me and asks me for a light. I pull out the lighter and stare fondly at it before lighting up his cigarette. He thanks me and then they're are on their way again, leaving me to carry on my way smiling at the memories of watching McGarrett's go up in smoke.