VFC: Here I am… Rock you like a hurricane!
Vegeta: …What…?
VFC: Nothing… -looks around with shifty eyes-
Vegeta: … -.-;;
VFC: REVIEWER TIME!!!
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Uraika Sensei & Narashi Uzumaki - SSSSEEEEENNNNNSSSSEEEEEIIIIII!!! And some descendant of Naruto...
Vegeta: -glares at VFC-
VFC: …What…?
Future Trunks Lover - Thankies! n.n
SkyBell - I am honored that you think I am crazy:D People tell me that all the time, too.
Aqua Master - I'm glad you loved it! Wait no more! But eventually you'll have to wait again… Then… you shall wait no more again!! And…etc…
randomgirl - I will work on the out of character-ness, but Goku will probably stay stupid because… I do not like him:D
Goku: B-But…But…BUT…I used to be your favorite character!! You used to hate Vegeta!!
VFC: SHUT UP, KAKARROT! -evil Vegeta glare- That was when I was young and stupid…You were also not supposed to tell anyone that…-shifty eyes-
Goku: …Oh…Oops…
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Piccolo: randomgirl is a very brave person…
VFC: How so?
Piccolo: Things like that usually piss you off…
VFC: No… She told me WHY it was bad… I like it when people tell me WHY something is bad. I hate it when idiots say, "Oh man, this sucks balls." and don't give a reason WHY
Piccolo: …Oh…
VFC: Yup! Okies, before I start this chappie I have a note…I'm probably going to have to change the rating to T because…I swear a lot more now… I might have…used the F word in this chappie… :/ But the more swearing-ness is the only reason I'm changing it to that rating! I think… So pwease don't leave me… T.T I have no plans to write any…lemons…because they kinda freak me out… O.o Sooooo… That is all!
Now Raditz shall do the disclaimer!
Raditz: Disclaimer: VFC owns absolutely NOTHING! And anyone who says she does…SHALL DIE!!! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha!!! Die like the fools they are!!
VFC: Erm…I think they get it, Raditz…! O.o;
Raditz: They better… or else I'll-
VFC: CHAPPIE 10!!
"Talking" Thinking (AN: Author's Note)
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Once Upon A Something
Chapter 10
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Vegeta, feeling embarrassed, grabbed some clothes off of his dresser as he exited the room with the laughing woman on the floor. He walked down the hall a little ways, placed his hand on the doorknob, opened the bathroom door, and walked inside.. Why must this damn curse or… whatever it is make me say things that I would rather keep to myself? Vegeta sighed as he closed the bathroom door and locked it. I must prevent myself from saying these…things…but… the question is: how? Vegeta sighed once more. Perhaps a shower will help me think…
Meanwhile…
Bulma was still sitting on the floor wiping tears away from her eyes when she heard the shower turn on. Vegeta's such a clean freak now…Bulma shook her head as she remembered something…
Flashback…
Bulma: You stink!
Vegeta?!
End Flashback…
Bulma sighed as she remembered that… good time…
"I wonder what time it is?" Bulma asked herself. She gazed around the room searching for a clock but found nothing. Where's the damn clock in here? She thought to herself as she continued to seek that which she could not find but desperately needed. Where in the hell is it…!? Bulma, feeling lazy, grumbled at the thought of having to stand up and walk to another room to find a clock, but she stood up anyway and begun her quest to find that magical time telling thingy.
First, she walked across the hall and into her own bedroom. I know there's a clock in here…Bulma smiled and thought about how much of a genius she was for thinking about the clock in her bedroom. Oh yeah! I'm the best- WHAT THE HELL!? She stopped dead in her tracks as she notice that her pink, digital, alarm clock was missing, lost, absent, not there, gone astray, misplaced, mislaid, gone, omitted, and etcetera… (AN: Ahem…)
Bulma's left eye twitched. She was about to run to her parents room, but she decided she had better change out of her night clothes first… She grabbed the nearest pair of clothes, a white shirt with short red sleeves and a pair of shorts, and quickly changed into them. Then, swiftly, she scurried to her parents' room, where she found… no clock… Bulma was stumped… She was sure there was a clock in here! All she found was an empty space where the clock should be. She also noticed that her mother hadn't dusted in here for a while… but Bulma didn't really care about that.
The teal haired woman quickly jogged down the stairs and into the kitchen. No clock… She sprinted into the living room to find…no clock…Where in the hell are all the stupid CLOCKS?! Bulma frantically looked around to find…no clock… "AAARRRRGH!!! ARE ALL THE CLOCKS IN THIS WHOLE FUCKING (AN: O.o;;; Bad person… -I slap myself-) HOUSE MISSING!?" Bulma screamed at the top of her lungs. She raised her fists into the air and cried out in fury.
Meanwhile…
Vegeta was in the middle of a nice hot shower when he heard the woman's cries and use of language… I think she's been around me too much… Vegeta chuckled to himself. The woman didn't used to curse before. It would seem that the Saiyan prince had expanded her vocabulary… Vegeta laughed but quickly stopped. What was that energy…? It felt like Kakarrot, the future kid, the Namek…and…two others…
Vegeta turned off the water and powered up to dry himself off. He exited the shower and put on his clothes, a black tank top and dark blue jeans. (AN: n.n)
He threw his um… whatever he was wearing before (AN: O.o;) into the hamper by the door as he left the bathroom.
Vegeta walked down the stairs and found the woman sitting on the floor grinding her teeth angrily and pulling on her long, teal colored hair. (AN: Oh, and her hair isn't in that…afro thing…) Vegeta raised an eyebrow as he examined the odd female earth creature. Vegeta cleared his throat to get her attention. Bulma ignored him and continued to sit there in her little spot on the floor. Vegeta, not liking to be ignored, folded his arms and growled. Bulma slowly turned her head to look at the Saiyan prince.
"What in Kami's name are you doing?" Vegeta asked, his arms still folded proudly.
Bulma released her hair from her hands' treacherous grips and glared hard at the prince. "Oh… I'm having a wonderful time sitting here on the floor! Would you like to join me? Maybe have some TEA, YOU BASTARD?!" Bulma spat.
Vegeta blinked. To be honest, he was in a bit of shock. His shock quickly disappeared and he furrowed his eyebrows. "I'm going to let you get away with that little outburst of yours… But I want you to know something: had anyone else said that to me, I would kill them…" Oh shit…That sounded like I meant that she was the only person I wouldn't kill…which…could mean that… Vegeta stared at the floor, his mouth agape. "I-I mean…I…I'll kill you n-next time…!" That would have sounded a little better…IF I HADN'T STUDDERED LIKE A BUMBLING MORON!! Vegeta sighed heavily. Oh yeah… He definitely felt stupid now…
Bulma looked at him with confusion, "Never mind…" Vegeta said.
Bulma blinked, "Ok…then…?"
Suddenly, Vegeta remembered something. Those energies I felt…I have to know who those other two energies belong to…! They feel familiar… but I can't tell who they are…Vegeta "hmphed" as he turned to leave.
"Where are you going, Vegeta?" Bulma asked.
"To see something…" Vegeta replied as he continued to walk towards the energies.
"Oh…" Bulma said. "Can I come, too?" she asked.
Vegeta came to a halt and looked back at the woman, "Why…?"
Bulma looked down at her hands and rocked back and forth steadily. "Because I have nothing to do right now…"
Vegeta sighed, "Fine…."
"Yay!" Bulma exclaimed as she jumped to her feet. "So where are we going?" she asked cheerfully.
Vegeta looked towards the door, "I felt some strange energies… I want to know who they belong to…"
Bulma gulped, "Do…Do they seem dangerous…?" she was beginning to have second thoughts about asking Vegeta if she could go with him.
Vegeta shook his head, "They don't appear to be…"
"Ok… So where are these 'strange energies'?" Bulma asked as she gazed up at the ceiling for no apparent reason.
"Here…" Vegeta replied.
"HERE?! In this room?!" Bulma quickly ran behind Vegeta to hide and looked around frantically.
Vegeta growled in annoyance, "No…I mean here in the building…"
"Ohhhhhhhhhhhh…So…they're somewhere here in Capsule Corp.! I get you now…" Bulma laughed nervously as she stepped out from behind Vegeta.
Vegeta shook his head and walked out the door. Bulma ran after him, "HEY! Wait up!!"
Meanwhile…
Nappa was stroking his mustache and pondering anything that came to his mind, "So the plan is to get them to fall in love…"
Goku's hand shot straight into the air, "Oh, OH! I know!! I know!!!"
Raditz pointed to Goku, "Yes, Brother?"
Goku cleared his throat, "Love is a profoundly tender, passionate affection for another person… It is also a feeling of warm personal attachment or deep affection, as for a parent, child, or friend." (AN: I can make him smart… XP)
Raditz nodded his head in agreement, "That is correct, Brother."
"It can also be a sexual passion or desire…" Goku continued.
Mirai Trunks gaped at the older Saiyan, Piccolo shook his head as he closed his eyes, and Nappa looked as if he had a perverted thought in that…perverted head of his…
"Uh… Yes, Kakarrot…That is…also correct…" Raditz said while nodding his head slowly.
Goku began again, "It can also be-"
"OK!! WE GET IT KAKARROT!!!" Raditz barked, fangs bared.
"Geez, I was just telling you what love was…" Goku frowned and folded his arms.
"We've wasted enough time here…" said Piccolo, "let's get moving…"
"Let's do…" Trunks muttered as he rubbed his forehead with his fingers like he had a headache.
"And what are you all doing here?" asked a husky voice behind them.
Mirai Trunks gulped. He knew that voice… Trunks slowly turned around, hoping the voice didn't belong to who he knew it belonged to. Unfortunately, it was the person he had hoped it wasn't… It was his father, standing there proudly with his arms folded and glaring right at Trunks. Trunks also noticed his mother standing a little ways behind his father, seeming bored and glancing at the five warriors in front of herself and his father.
Trunks thought for a moment, What if they've already fallen in love? Then we won't have to get them drunk. Trunks mentally rolled his eyes, like that would really work anyway…
"Vegeta!" Nappa exclaimed, breaking the silence. "My buddy, how have ya been??"
Vegeta flinched, "N-Nappa…!? You're alive-" Vegeta paused and noticed the halo floating above Nappa's head, "or not… Why the hell are you so happy to see me?! I was the one who killed you, remember?!"
"Ahh…I don't care about that anymore…" Nappa shook his head, "I only think about the good times we had, now." Nappa smirked evilly, "Remember that time when you were twelve years old, and I told you where b-"
Vegeta interrupted, "Yes, YES! I remember! Ugh… I still have nightmares about that…!" Vegeta shuddered and shook his head to clear his mind of Nappa's revolting lecture.
Bulma tilted her head to the side, "He told you where what?"
Vegeta closed his eyes and shuddered once more, "…You do not want to know…"
Bulma blinked blankly, "…Ok…?"
Everyone stayed quiet for a while, wondering what Nappa could have told Vegeta. Raditz, feeling uncomfortable because of the awkward silence, decided to get down to business. "So… why don't we go somewhere where we can… talk?"
"That's a…um…good idea…" Bulma's voice shook nervously as she spoke. She wasn't sure she could trust these guys… They had both tried to destroy the earth, for crying out loud! "We…We can talk at my…house… It's…um… It's just up those stairs…"
"Excellent…" Raditz said while wringing his hands in a creepy sort of way.
Goku scratched his head, "Erm… Don't mind Raditz… He's actually not evil anymore…"
"No…but he's an idiot…" Piccolo muttered.
"You say something, green man!?" Raditz glared fiercely at Piccolo.
"Yes I did…" Piccolo replied as he ascended the stairs leading to the Briefs' residence.
Raditz frowned as he, the future warrior, the perverted Saiyan, Goku, Vegeta, and Bulma followed Piccolo up the stairs.
When they reached their…ahem… FINAL DESTINATION… they all sat down on the couches, except, of course, Vegeta and Piccolo who remained standing with their arms folded, looking all…mean, nasty, and bad ass. Raditz sat by Goku who sat by Nappa, which forced Trunks to sit by his young mother. Trunks tried his best to not draw attention to himself and decided it would be best to sit as far away from her as the couch would let him.
Nappa, wanting to get this over with for an unknown reason, says, "Hoo boy, I am sooooo thirsty! Is any one else?"
Raditz, picking up on what Nappa is doing, looks thoughtful, "I could go for something to drink…"
"Would you…um…like some water?" Bulma offered.
"NO!!" Nappa bellowed, making Bulma nearly jump out of her skin. "Erm… I mean… No…I have something for us to drink…"
Bulma gasped as she watched Nappa pull out a keg of beer from pretty much out of nowhere. "Where did that-"
"Want some?" Nappa asked as he held out a mug of beer.
Bulma shook her head, "No thanks, I don't-"
"Nonsense!" Nappa interrupted. "Just try some…" he said as he shoved the mug into Bulma's hands. Bulma looked down at the contents of the mug in her hands and blinked.
"Here, Vegeta," Nappa said as he held out a mug of beer to Vegeta.
Vegeta paled, "I don't want to touch that stuff after-"
Again, Nappa interrupted, "Aww… What happened to my drinking companion? We used to get drunk all the time! Remember?"
Vegeta nodded slowly, "Yes, but last time-"
"Just drink it…" Nappa forced the beer into Vegeta's hands as well, "just remember the old times."
"I don't want to remember the 'old times'…" Vegeta muttered to himself. "…but whatever…" with that being said…to himself… Vegeta guzzled down the beer.
Bulma looked at Vegeta oddly then looked back at the beer in her own hands, "Uh… What does it taste like…?"
Nappa chuckled, "It tastes like good stuff, that's what it tastes like!"
Bulma continued to stare at the strange liquid. "Well…here goes…" She said as she took a drink.
25 minutes later…
Vegeta was trying his hardest to stay standing and was failing miserably. Eventually, he plopped down next to Bulma on the couch. Bulma was also feeling a little tipsy…ok VERY tipsy... She even fell to the floor... three times...
Bulma laughed drunkenly, "Whassa matter Veggies? Can't ya…stand up?"
Vegeta waved his hand at her, "Ssshuddup…WOMAN…I don't…see you…walking…or…anything…An' don't call me…Vegebles…"
The only people left in the room were Raditz, Nappa, Vegeta, and Bulma. Raditz was the only clear-headed person left in the room. He was sitting on the couch trying not to laugh. Nappa had one too many drinks and was passed out on the floor, mumbling something about feeling pretty, oh so pretty. Piccolo left because he was "surrounded by drunken morons". Trunks had to go back to his timeline to check on his mother. And Goku had been dragged away by Chi-Chi for leaving Gohan near some…volcano or something…
Bulma shakily stood up and held her hand out to Vegeta, "C'mon vegetable man… Less dance!"
Vegeta looked up at her, "The…hell you talking about…Bulm… Bluma…whatever the hell you name…is…"
"Iss BULMA! B-U-L-M…M-A… Mr. Prince of the Drunken assholes…" Bulma said, slurring her words and pointing at Vegeta.
Vegeta let out a low growl, "At least I'm not a…….a bitchy…bitching……bitch…!"
Raditz rolled his eyes, I think we actually got them to hate each other… "I guess I'll see you two some other time…" Raditz said as he firmly grasped Nappa's ankles and proceeded to drag him away.
"Ratz is goned away now…" Vegeta said, not bothering to fix his muddled sentence.
Bulma plopped back down onto the couch next to Vegeta, "Yer juss jealous cuz you're…hotter than he is…" she said as she rested her head on Vegeta's shoulder.
"That's ezactly what I said…" Vegeta slurred, "now there's….someone who finally…agrees with…agreeing with me…about…Ratzditz…"
"Did you juss say 'Ratshits'?" Bulma gazed up at him.
"No…" Vegeta growled, "I said…….'Rabbitz" er…something…Who are you…?"
"You…you… you said I was bitchy… something…" Bulma was becoming drowsy.
"That sounds about right…But you'll… always be… my bitch, and only…my bitch… you bitch…" Vegeta said as he put his arm around Bulma.
"Aww…that's kinda sweet you…arrogant… bastard…princely, princey man…" Bulma looked up at Vegeta who had fallen asleep and was snoring quietly. "Bastard… but yer my bastard…" then Bulma fell asleep as well.
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To Be Continued...
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VFC: That chappie was fun to write…It's also the longest chappie so far!! It's 10 pages long! n.n
And now… peoples…pwease review!! The more reviews I get, the faster I'll update!! And now it's bed time for me!! It's 2:35 AM… O.o;