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The council finished watching what went down during the recon mission and was slightly peeved, some were pissed.

"So they have Orochimaru's daughter as well, what should we do?" asked Hiashi Hyuuga, he did not like this New Runeterra and their ruler, the man just radiated power, and a Hyuuga outdone in power was considered weak, and Hiashi did not like being seen as weak.

"We should command their leader to give us what is ours, no one can resist our demands" one fat civilian councilman said as his triple chin flapped around. Minato took that option into mind, Tsume saw the look in his eyes and spoke out.

"Are you nuts? We all saw what happened when the Uchiha tried to attack Dracula, he was swatted down like a fly AND torn into like a fresh carcass" Tsume motioned to the state Sasuke was in while Tsunade and Sakura were trying their best to heal his wounds, only for nothing to happen. Minato glanced at Sasuke's condition and found himself agreeing with Tsume, what she said next confused him.

"I am not going against the alpha" said Tsume as she folded her arms.

"What do you mean, Tsume!" snarled Minato, it sounded like she saw Dracula as a true ruler rather than him.

"Isn't it obvious, Minato, this Dracula guy obviously has power and an aura that screams ultimate ruler, far more that you could muster, even Kuromaru agrees with me" Tsume said, a majority of the council gasped, Tsume had claimed that Dracula was more powerful than the Yellow Flash. Kuromaru added his two cents.

"Lord Hokage, Tsume is right, I spoke with Akamaru and the triplets, and they sense that Dracula has this aura of darkness and power on him, one that commands the upmost loyalty from man and beast alike, you not dealing with another Kage here, but something darker, something… not human, something… supernatural."

That put everyone on edge, who exactly was Dracula and why were the Inuzuka clan head and her companion vouching for him?

"Regardless, they still have what belongs to us, and I will not stop until I get them back." said Minato as he left for his office to get ready to go to the summit. The council was dismissed. Sasuke was taken to the hospital; Kushina immediately went over to Mitsuki and asked

"Are you alright?" the mother was worried for her second and last child. Mitsuki nodded and said

"I'm fine, though I did not know that Dracula had this in his possession" Mitsuki pulled the necklace from between her cleavage and showed it to her mother. Kushina looked at the necklace and immediately thought of her lost son, she thought back to the projection that Inochi showed everyone what had happened in New Runeterra, did her son see that man as a father figure, how much did her first child suffer due to Minato's actions?

Kushina reached for the necklace and touched it; much to her surprise she did not feel any pain course through her body. Mitsuki was a bit confused but remembered what Dracula said. The two left for home to get some rest.

(With Minato)

Minato walked into his home after getting his things ready for the Kage meeting, Hiruzen and Tsunade were to accompany him and try to convince their leader to give them what was theirs. He walked pas t his daughter's room and saw Kushina and Mitsuki sleeping on her bed. The necklace on full display, Minato looked at it and sneered, Naruto was nothing but a demon, so he'll just have to get rid of the necklace. He reached down to take the object, as soon as his finger touched the Uzumaki pendant, Agonizing pain shot up his arm and through his body. Minato stumbled and fell on his knees, it felt as if he was dropped in molten lava and his bones were being shattered. He crawled out of the room and vowed to get rid of that necklace, one way or another.

(At the Memorial Stone)

Kakashi was staring at his team-mates names again; he always visited the memorial two hours everyday, he thought back to the Kyuubi attack that had killed some of his friends and multiple comrades, he had blamed Naruto ever since, the copy cat then thought of what happened in New Runeterra, how the place was harboring criminals and traitors to the Leaf, how they also had things that belonged to said Village. He also remembered Dracula and what he did to Sasuke. Kakashi vowed revenge for his student.

Kakashi was brought out of his thoughts when he heard a cracking sound, to his horror he saw a crack form on the stone, it grew larger until it touched the top and bottom of the stone and had a sickly green glow coming from within the crack, Kakashi heard Dracula's laugh and ran back to his house, terrified of what just happened.

In the trees Thresh chuckled as he looked at his work and teleported back to New Runeterra.

(wa)

Kurotsuchi was going through her bookshelf looking for a specific book. Suzumebachi was sitting on her bed.

"Here it is" Kurotsuchi pulled out a wine red colored book that had gold lettering, the title was Vampires, Werewolves, and other things that go bump in the night. She opened up to the page about vampires and began to read, her close friend reading over her shoulder. As the two continued to read, they started to put the pieces together, the castle they were taken too had housed all sort of dangerous supernatural creatures thought to by fairy tales by everyone. Once they finished reading the entire book Kurotsuchi said one thing in shock.

"Holy shit, we met to a vampire" Suzumebachi nodded in agreement. The two were stunned. All their life they were told that things like Dracula were fairy tales and myths used to keep children behaving, yet they came face to face with the ultimate vampire lord and lived. The two looked at each other before going to the Tsuchikage tower, to go with Onoki to the meeting.

(Kumo)

"Take care and don't get in trouble" said Mabui as she and the rest of the villagers waved goodbye to A, Bee, and Darui as they left for the Kage summit in Iron country. The trio waved back.

(Suna)

Gaara looked back to the villagers and his shinobi, Temari, Kankuro, and Fuu were his bodyguards for the meeting. The populace of Suna smiled and waved goodbye and wished Gaara good luck.

"Look at all my fan-girls" said Kankuro as he smiled.

"Their saying goodbye to Gaara, don't get your hopes up" said Temari as Kankuro sulked; she just had to ruin his dreams.

Meanwhile Gaara and Fuu were already walking ahead

Fuu yelled "you guys coming or what"

The two siblings ran after Gaara and Fuu.

(Kiri)

"We wish you luck and hope that peaceful relations can be formed" said an elder as he handed Mei her Kage hat, Mei smiled at the old man and replied

"I will do what I can, who knows what will happen during this meeting" meanwhile Ao and Choujiro were talking to each other.

"I hope that we can get a good alliance with this New Runeterra" said Choujiro

"Don't be silly, she is to kind I doubt that she can convince him. Back in my day, kages were fierce in securing an alliance between two villages." said Ao as he scoffed. Mei heard what he said and thought

'Convince… him… marriage… alliance' Mei walked up to Ao and said

"Ao, shut up before I kill you" She walked off as Choujiro followed her, Ao thought

'What did I say?'

(New Runeterra)

Naruto, in his human form, put on his coat and black knit cap on, In front of his desk stood Morgana, Kayle, Lissandra, and Zyra. Naruto had called them and informed them that they were going to accompany him as guards to the meeting; Zyra was told that the Akatsuki spy, Zetsu, will spy on the meeting to gather information. She was to lay a trap that would eliminate Zetsu for good and prevent his superiors from finding anything out.

The women agreed to accompany him and went down to the gates to wait for him at the docks. Soon Naruto appeared and let the ladies get on the ship first before getting on. The ship left the dock to the mainland.

(In a cave)

Nine spectral figures appeared and looked at each other before one spoke.

"So, the Kages are meeting to discuss this new place that popped up" said Kisame as he broke the silence.

"So it seems, though we have nothing on this 'New Runeterra'" Itachi said.

"Regardless, they won't pose a problem in the future, right Sasori" sneered Deidra

"They better not, the plan is ready to begin" said the Puppet

"Enough, we will deal with them if they become a problem. Zetsu you are to spy on the Kage meeting and gather what you can on New Runeterra, after that we will begin the plan to gather the tailed-beasts, Dissmissed" said Pein as the others disappeared.

'I hope you know what you are getting into Nagato' thought Konan as she disappeared.

No one notice an orange masked figure watching the Akatsuki meeting with humor

"Maybe I should pay a visit to this 'New Runeterra'" he said to himself

With that the figure disappeared in a vortex

(Iron country meeting room)

The four Kages sat there waiting for the Leader of New Runeterra to show up so the meeting can start, Mifune was sipping his tea in peace as the Kages and their bodyguards glanced at each other with berely concealed hatred (well, Mei was the only one with no grudges)

"Why are all you guys glaring at each other?" asked Choujiro with confusion, he wished he didn't ask because they immediately turned their glares to him. Choujiro freaked out and hid behind Ao.

"If you must know boy, I am ashamed to consider Minato my rival, especially after finding out what he did to his son." said A as he glared at Minato, Minato scoffed at the mention of his son and said

"I never had a son, he died on the night of the sealing, all that was left was a monster" Gaara gave Minato a hard stare "no wonder why I broke off the alliance with the Leaf, if their leader is willing to murder his own son on a whim, imagine how he sees his comrades." Minato just gave Gaara the one-finger salute.

Onoki saw that his granddaughter was reading Runeterra's Hottest Women, curious Onoki asked.

"What are you reading, Kurotsuchi?" said woman turned to him and handed the magazine to her grandfather.

"Just seeing how the women of New Runeterra compare to us, I'd say they win" she grumbled out the last part. Onoki looked through the magazine and had blood coming out of his nose.

"Interesting women though the photographer could beat Minato in looks." Onoki handed it to A as he wiped the blood away from his nose. The magazine was passed from Kage to Kage as everyone got to go through it; Mei was interested to the Photographer (Naruto) whose name was Ville Valo. Tsunade herself was unpleased to hear that her title of 'most beautiful woman' was in jeopardy. Minato and Hiruzen just glared at the specific women in the magazine that they should capture soon.

Just then the meeting doors opened and in came Naruto, morgana, Kayle, and Lissandra escorted by samurai (Zyra was in the surrounding forest waiting for Zetsu). Everyone was stunned by the three women's appearances; Mei looked at Naruto and turned to Minato

"well, looks like you lost your title of most handsome man" she giggled, Minato growled, he was somewhat of a narcissist, so it did not help that 'Ville Valo' was better then looking than him. Naruto sat down in the empty chair and removed his cap before running a hand through his hair.

"So, when do we begin" he asked Mifune, who nodded and said out-loud

"This meeting will be between the five great countries and New Runeterra" the elder Samurai motioned to Mei to begin, she nodded

"Greetings Mr. Valo, before I start, I am curious as to where Lord Dracula is?" she asked since everyone was informed that Dracula was the Leader and Ruler of New Runeterra from their recon teams.

"Well, Dracula has some very important things to take care of, so I offered to step in for the meeting, he agreed." said Naruto as he smiled at Mei. Minato then said.

"may I ask, why are you harboring a wanted criminal in your country, a criminal that is under our wanted lists" Minato smirked, he had Mr. Valo, since it was illegal to take in criminals from other countries and offer them asylum, well it was illegal in his eyes.

Naruto looked at Minato and said "well, when Boa came to us for a new home, due to the destruction of her old home and the death of her father, we did a background check and asked some questions, she was innocent" Hiruzen scowled at this but did not say anything.

Mei asked "what is New Runeterra like?" Naruto thought of an answer for a few seconds before saying.

"To some, it is the perfect vacation spot, to others it is a place to start fresh, to me it is home" the other Kages (besides Minato, Hiruzen, and Tsunade) accepted the answer. Onoki decided to ask a few questions as the meeting continued.

(In the rafters)

Zetsu listened in on the meeting and had gathered enough intel to make a full report.

'This should satisfy Obito's curiosity' the plant man then left by sinking into the ceiling and traveling through the ground, he made it to the forest surrounding the land of Iron when something made him stop.

'what the, I can sense something… heavenly' the spy emerged from the ground and followed his senses when he came to a clearing and saw a beautiful woman like him sitting on a tree stump (Zyra) she noticed Zetsu standing there and winked at him.

"Hello there handsome" she cooed, Zetsu felt something within him call out to her, maybe it's because she looked similar to him. He did not know but he moved forward, drawn in by her presence. Soon he was five feet from her when she grew a wicked smirk

"Fool"

Suddenly large vines emerged from the ground and grabbed Zetsu by his limbs, in panic; he tried to escape using his chakra, but felt it draining. Zetsu noticed the thorns on the vines were stabbed into his limbs absorbing his chakra.

"You bitch, you tricked me" he snarled unable to escape. Zyra got off her seat and sauntered over to her captive. She reached up and took the ring from his hand; she inspected it and snapped her fingers. Suddenly a giant purple rose emerged from the ground and opened up to reveal a gaping pit of digestive fluids and barbs that resembled teeth, Zetsu tried to struggle as the vines moved him to the carnivore flower and into the pit as it closed around him, his screams being silenced as the flower went back underground, Zyra smirked and transported the ring to Taric's shop for further examination, Zyra then created a summoning circle and left back for her botanical garden, her work finished.

(With Taric)

Taric was eating his lunch in his casual clothes (flamboyant 1800 clothing for men/ FABULOUS/) when the Akatsuki ring appeared on his desk, finishing his lunch, he picked up the ring and inspected it with the eyes of a master jeweler, Taric brought a wooden case and pulled out a pair of tweezers, he removed the stone from the ring and threw the ring into the fireplace, melting it. He used a magnifying glass and some other tools to inspect the marking on the stone, and wrote down what he saw. From his recording it was linked to something bigger and used in conjunction with 9 other rings that had similar marked stones to activate what ever it was linked to, he put the stone in a small box and sent that to Naruto's office with a spell.

(Back to the Kage meeting)

Naruto was growing weary of Minato's interruptions and constant bickering; Kayle, Morgana and Lissandra were reading books to ward off the coming head aches. A continued to speak to Naruto about the alliance proposals, with the other Kages wanting to make an alliance with New Runeterra. Naruto asked for the documents for the alliances to look over them. Minato was growing angry over being ignored by Naruto and decided to demand what was his back.

"Mr. Valo, the reason I am here with Tsunade and Hiruzen is to take back what you stole from the Leaf!" Minato said getting everyone's attention. Naruto put down the papers and asked.

"Really, what have I stolen from you?" Naruto propped his arms on the table and rested his head in his interlocked fingers.

"You stole our land, bloodlines, secrets, and soldiers" said Hiruzen as he glared at Naruto

"Well, I hate to burst your bubble but when we arrived at the ruins of Whirlpool, it was empty and not in use, so I and my friends created a new home for the refugees who escaped their dying home. Also if memory serves correct and the general rules of war, wouldn't Whirlpool go Suna, Kumo, Kiri, and Iwa, since they were the ones to take it down. That is unless you are insinuating that something else happened to Whirlpool and its allies." Naruto said with an amused smile on his face.

'Shit, how does he know, that is a buried secret that the Leaf betrayed Whirlpool in its time of need and sabotaged its defenses from the inside to get their secrets' thought Hiruzen, unknown to him, Naruto read his thoughts and kept that information for later use.

"Don't change the subject; you are to give us what is ours." Said Minato as he slammed his fists on the table, this made the other kages guards take defensive positions around their leaders with weapons out. Lissandra, Kayle and Morgana did not move from their positions and just paid little attention. Naruto himself just gave a bored look to Minato. Tsunade tried her hand and said

"Mr. Valo I am sure I could convince you that working with the Leaf would be most beneficial for you" Tsunade said as she leaned forward and winked at Naruto, trying to seduce him. Minato and Hiruzen smirked thinking that Tsunade could easily get Naruto to bow to them.

"Sorry, I'm not interested in your type" said Naruto casually; Tsunade was a little miffed at that comment, but pressed further.

"Don't be so hasty, I am sure I can show you a good time" Naruto mentally sighed at that comment and decided to speak his mind.

"I'm good, besides I would rather not want to wake up in the morning with all my money gone and smelling like cheap alcohol" Naruto said, Lissandra, Kayle, and Morgana giggled at that. Tsunade scoffed and said.

"It's your loss; you don't know what you're missing"

"Well, from what I see, it's not much to begin with really" replied Naruto, this got some of the other Kages to stifle their laughter. Tsunade grew angry at that remark but hid her emotions.

"Now if we are done here, I believe some of us have better things to do" Naruto signed the alliance documents and handed them back after he finished reading them. Minato watched Naruto and his girls leave and muttered.

"You will not get away with this." The other Kages took their leave and went home.

(Boat ride later, back in his office)

Naruto was looking at the stone that Taric had sent to him from Zetsu's Akatsuki ring, he knew what they were meant for and did not want the statue to be used by anyone, so he crushed the stone between his fingers and wiped off the dust. Naruto leaned back in his chair and looked at the city; he knew that Jiraiya was coming to try to plant explosive and transportation seals in and around the city so that the Leaf could destroy New Runeterra, which was not something he was going to allow, so he had a trap set up. One that Mito and her Uzumaki girls (Honoka, Fuka, and Karin) agreed to help capture the lecherous toad before he could do anything.

(In the Akatsuki main base)

In the hideout, the demonic statue was held for its purpose in capturing the tailed beasts for their plan was alone in the large chamber, just then cracks formed along its right little finger before said finger shattered completely, leaving 9 operable fingers left (they managed to sneak off with Orochimaru's ring before the Leaf destroyed the Sound village.

(With said Toad)

Jiraiya got off the ship and brought his hood up from his cloak, as he entered the city he looked around and was amazed by the sheer beauty and scope of New Runeterra, it put any places in the elemental Nations to shame easily. Jiraiya went through some alleys painting max explosions seals and transportation seals on various walls and places as he went, unaware that he was being followed by Kennen, who was getting rid of said seals with a special cloth (provided by Naruto). Jiraiya's curiosity got the better of him and he made his way to the entertainment district, seeing as he was not given a time limit, decided to indulge himself and see if he could score with one of the many beautiful women from the magazines

The toad sage stopped in front of a certain building that got his attention immediately. The name of the building in neon lights was called Mansion of Passion, walking inside Jiraiya was in awe over the things inside, the comfortable rooms, exotic music, and beautiful women. Honoka walked up to him and offered him a drink from her tray (one that was specifically drugged for him). Jiraiya looked at the young woman for a bit before taking the drink and downing it in one gulp. He went up the reception desk and asked Karin.

"Excuse me miss, may I please get a room with your best lady" Karin wrote that down and handed him a small pink card. She motioned over to Fuka and the older woman lead the perverted old man to a specific room. Once they got there, Fuka asked for the card and put it into the card scanner next to the door. A soft chime was heard and someone said "Enter" from inside the room.

Jiraiya entered the room with Fuka and saw possibly one of the hottest women ever resting on the small couch in front of him; Fuka took her leave and closed the door, leaving Jiraiya with Mito. Mito motioned to the elegant chair by the small table in front of her. Jiraiya took his seat with a look of giddiness on his face as Mito got up from her spot and sauntered around him, his eyes glued to her voluptuous figure that was showing underneath her loose, form fitting black and red silk kimono that went down to mid-thigh.

'Hmm, those women seem familiar, but I have more important things now' Jiraiya thought as Mito removed his cloak and started massaging his shoulders.

"You're such a big, strong man, I can show you many things, many pleasures." Mito said softly to him as she sensed the pervert relax and the drugged drink he consumed earlier start to take effect.

Jiraiya felt his body heat up and felt as if he was a virgin again. His vision was getting blurry as Mito continued to massage his form; she removed her hands and walked in front of Jiraiya.

"I can give you so much pleasure, you'll never want to leave" Mito said with lust as she reached for the bow-tied sash holding her kimono closed on her stomach, she slowly removed it as Jiraiya's vision was getting blurrier and his body and senses were shutting down. Mito undid the know and let her kimono fall off as soon as Jiraiya passed out and busted a nut in his pants from the drink.

"I was expecting more from the legendary sanin, oh well" Mito clapped her hands twice and Taki appeared in the room. She glanced at the unconscious old man and looked at Mito

"You know, I expected more from a so called legend, but it seems that all of it was idle boasts" Taki said to Mito as she mentioned of Jiraiya rumors and his 'deeds' that she heard of throughout the elemental nations. Mito smirked and replied.

"Well, it seems that the Leaf worships its people to the point of creating rumors that they are all-powerful and unbeatable, though we both know that they are arrogant and egotistical really." Taki nodded and picked up Jiraiya's form before disappearing in a swirl of fire. Mito waved her hand in front of her nose to ignore the smell of smoke and pressed her finger on a lipstick tattoo on her forearm, Fuka entered the room.

"You wished to see me, my lady" asked Fuka

"Yes, I currently have a… itch and Naruto is busy at the moment, would you be so kind as to help me?" Fuka smiled and nodded as Mito went over to her and pressed her lips against Fuka's, locking the door behind her.

Jiraiya was going to learn to meaning of pain very soon

Woo, another chapter in the bag, as before let me know what you guys think by leaving a review or a PM. Also I have an idea for some other crossovers; here are some of those ideas (let me know what you think).

Naruto X Rosario Vampire X Castlevania; Lords of Shadow Trilogy

Naruto X League of Legends

Naruto X Sekirei

Naruto X Queens Blade (all series)

Naruto X DOOM 3

And more to come along the way, I will probably ask for some help on certain stories in the future, and some challenges that I will post on my profile, So be on the lookout for those .

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