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AYAMI

"You're hot then you're cold,

"You're yes then you're no."

I awoke to the sound of my cell phone ringing. 'Ugg,' I thought, 'this ringtone means it's Kyoya calling.'

"You're wrong when it's right,

"It's black and it's white."

"I'll get it," Akani murmured as she rolled out of bed and grabbed the phone. Since the call had been meant for me, I silently listened to half the conversation.

"Hello?... What do you want Kyoya?"

'I wonder why Kyoya is calling me?'

"Why would we want to go there?... Tell her we say hi, bye."

"What did Kyoya want?" I asked getting out of bed.

"He called to say that the host club is going to visit Haruhi, I told him that we don't want to go."

"So we are going?"

"Of course, why would we want to miss out on all the fun?" Akani answered deviously.

Knock ,knock, knock, I step back to wait for Haruhi to open the door. "Hello?" Haruhi said opening the door slightly. "What are you two doing here?"

"We came to see you, silly," we answered, pushing Haruhi aside and walking inside.

I quickly surveyed the small apartment, a bit small but neat and clean, overall impression: cozy.

"It's cozy," we said turning to Haruhi.

"Thanks," she answered dryly, not looking at us. Instead, she went over to the door and slipped on her shoes.

"Where are you going?" We asked, walking over to her.

"To the supermarket."

"Can we come with you?"

"No, you guys will stand out."

"No," we contradicted. "We're wearing simple stuff."

As we said this, we took off an expensive cover up which revealed us in white,red, and yellow tye-dyed shirts which came down to our rib cages. Underneath we were wearing red tank tops and, to finish the look, we had on denim shorts and tan sandles.

"Fine, let's go," Haruhi said defeatedly.

"Thanks," we said giving her a quick hug.

As we walked down the street, Haruhi looked at us and said, "you two look like you're right at home."

"Well... We did live like the middle class for the past two years," we answered casually.

Then I said, "Honestly, the life of the middle class is more my style, being rich can be a pain."

Then Akani added, "sometimes I wish that our parents weren't rich, then we wouldn't have to worry about Inokuma and we could all live together."

"Hey," Haruhi said putting an hand on each of our shoulders. "We (the host club) won't let that man lay a finger on you."

This made us smile, first a sweet one, then a mischievous one as we each grabbed one of Haruhi's arms and dragged her between us as we ran into the grocery store.

"I can't believe we're already done," Haruhi commented as we walked back to her house, each of us holding a bag.

"Many hands make light work," we sang as we walked next to Haruhi.

"I never thought I'd say this but, I'm glad you came over, its been fun!"

"No prob, we needed a change of pace," Akani answered.

"I'm glad we got a chance to hang out together outside of... The host club?" Haruhi said trailing off.

"Hmm?" we said following Haruhi's gaze to two expensive cars.

"Rich people, but who are they-" Haruhi said stopping in mid sentence as the host club climbed out of the cars.

"Wow, real discreet coming here in a limo and limited edition clothing. You won't stick out at all," Akani and I said sarcastically to each other.

I looked over at Haruhi to see her bubbling over with anger. "Here, give us those," I said pointing to the bags she was carrying.

"We'll bring them inside while you deal with them," Akani finished tilting he head towards the host club.

While we walked into the apartment, I heard Haruhi yelling at the host club. "Let's mess with them," I whispered to Akani.

For an answer, she pulled out her water gun and grinned. Then I pulled out my gun and we walked quietly to the door.(don't ask where we were keeping our water guns, it's a secret)

We walked out of the apartment and perched ourselves on the railing, Haruhi's apartment was on the second floor. Once we had our balance, we aimed our water guns at the host club.

We waited patiently for an opportunity and, when the land lady was taking to Haruhi, we called, "Hey! Up here nimrods."

When the hosts looked up at us, we squirted them in the face with our guns. "Got cha!" We said triumphantly.

As soon as they had wiped the water off their faces, Hikaru and Kaoru looked up at us and said, "What are you two doing here?"

"Isn't it obvious?" I started.

"We came to see Haruhi." Akani finished.

"Who would've thought that we'd see you here?" We said innocently, as the club members climbed the stairs to join us.

"Hey! Don't go on ahead of me," Haruhi said as she noticed everyone one standing in front of her door.

Once she reached us, she started unlocking the door saying, "let's make things clear. You're just taking a quick look, like three seconds, then you're going home"

"Haru-chan! We brought cakes!" Hunny said happily, "we've got strawberry and chocolate!"

"Okay, we can eat cake, then you go home," Haruhi said begrudgingly.

'They found her weak spot,' I thought to myself as we re-entered her house.

Once in side, Ayami and I quickly stepped to the side of the room to watch the club's reaction.

"It's cramp-" Hikaru started to say, but he was stopped by Tamaki who slapped his hand over Hikaru's mouth.

"Two rooms and a kitchen, not bad for two people," Kyoya commented.

"True," Kaoru agreed. "It's good for someone Haruhi's size, she won't hit the ceiling."

"It's a very cute room!" Hunny said.

"You don't have to be polite," Haruhi said sweat-dropping. "You don't have to go out of your way to compliment it."

"Oh, okay," the Hitachiin twins said.

They then proceeded to take turns firing off insults, Hikaru started. "Man, it's so small!"

"Talk about a low celling!"

"This is unbearable!"

"Our garage is better!"

'What jerks,' I though sighing.

"This is gong to be interesting," Akani whispered. I nodded in agreement, I can't wait to see what happens next.

XXXXXXX

AKANI

Once everyone settled down a bit, we went to join them in the other room.

"I thought you said that you didn't want to come," Kyoya said as Ayami and I stood on either side of him.

"Yeah, we thought it would be fun to mess with you so we told you that we didn't want to come," Ayami answered.

Then I said, "we came here early so that we could spend some relaxing time with Haruhi,"

"There's no way we could've relaxed if we came with all of you," we finished.

"You two are quite interesting," Kyoya said with a sly smile.

"Thanks," we said returning his look.

"Hey, Haruhi, here's some red tea our dad brought back from Africa." I turned my attention from Kyoya to Hikaru as he offered some good smelling tea to Haruhi.

"It's good with milk," Kaoru said. "Do you have milk?"

"Yeah, I have milk," Haruhi responded taking the tea from Hikaru.

"Hey Haruhi," I said stepping around the boys who were scattered all over the ground. "We'll help you make the tea."

"Thanks," Haruhi said.

As I followed Haruhi to the kitchen, I heard Tamaki lecturing the twins on how they were embarrassing Haruhi by giving her fancy tea when she doesn't even have a pot to make it in.

'What a bunch of idiots,' I thought, 'can't they see the tea pot sitting on the stove in plain sight!'

"Um, Haruhi," Hikaru said embarrassed. "That tea wasn't really a gift, can I have it back?"

"Huh? Really," Haruhi said. "But I already poured some."

"Oh, that's okay," the twins responded looking a bit dazed.

As I helped carry the cups to the table, I overheard Tamaki lecturing the twins again!

"Wew, we were saved at the last minute by the knowledge of the common folk. Gentlemen, we might have stepped into a horrible place."

"So... You're saying?" Kaoru asked.

"Don't assume that our common sense will help us here! Our most casual of comments may inflict great damage upon Haruhi's heart. In this game, my friends, whoever embarrasses Haruhi is the looser!" Tamaki stated.

'Ugg, what idiots! Can't they see that they're making fools out of themselves?' I really, really, wanted to slap all three of them over the head, but I couldn't because I was pouring tea.

After finishing our tea and cakes, and watching the twins and Tamaki freak out over how they couldn't share their strawberries with Haruhi, Hunny said.

"Mmm, that cake made me hungry."

"Well, it's already past noon," Kaoru said looking at his watch.

I didn't hear the rest of the conversation though because I thought I saw someone looking in the window.

I walked over to the window and looked out, nothing. 'Huh, must've been my imagination, besides, who could be looking into a second story window.'

As I rejoined my twin I heard Hunny say, "Haru! Haru! I want to have a meal made by you!"

"Okay, but it might take awhile if I start now," Haruhi answered.

"I'll wait,"Hunny responded gleefully.

"We'll help," Ayami and I said.

"You two know how to cook?" Hikaru asked in disbelief. We rolled our eyes and looked at him with annoyance.

"Yes, we lived out side of the lap of luxury for the past two years. Who did you think cooked for us, our body guards?"

"Um, if I'm, er, if we are going to cook something, I'll have to run down to the supermarket again," said Haruhi.

"Oh! We'll come! Both of us," the twins said.

"Me too, me too!" Hunny said while Mori just nodded.

"It might be a good experience," Kyoya pondered.

"Alright!" Ayami said happily as we followed the twins out the door.

SWISH! A pretty lady with long hair swept past me as we all waited for Tamaki and Haruhi to come join us.

'I wonder if that's Haruhi's dad,' I thought. My suspicions were confirmed when she, er, he walked into Haruhi's apartment.

"Let's go see what's going on," I said to Ayami.

"We're coming too," Hikaru said.

I led the way back up the steps and, as we neared the door, the Hitachiin twins got ahead of me.

When we reached the door, the twins leaned in on opposite sides of the door. Ayami and I followed suit, leaning in behind them so that our heads were bellow their shoulders.

"Mi lord... What are you doing?" Hikaru asked.

Then Kaoru said "ah, I thought so, It's Haruhi's dad, he past by earlier."

"What did you do to Haruhi to enrage Haruhi's dad like this?" Ayami and I asked looking at Haruhi's dad who had one foot on Tamaki's back and a look of unmeasurable rage on his face.

The twins then walked in and, while stomping all over Tamaki's back, they said him, "what, did you try seducing Haruhi? Ha, ha, ha, what an idiot."

Then they turned to Haruhi's father and they said, "hi! We're are Haruhi's best friends, the Hitachiin brothers!"

Then Kaoru said, "I'm sorry, he's (Tamaki) a womanizer. Nothing but a pheromone machine. He's dallied with countless woman, you see."

As we watched the Hitachiin twins, we face palmed.

'Are you trying to get Tamaki killed?' I silently asked.

"Dallied..." Haruhi's father said twitching.

"No!" Tamaki shouted, "I wasn't playing around, I... I truly..."

"Eh? A love confession?" I silently asked staring.

"I regard her as my own daughter!" Tamaki said bowing before Haruhi's dad.

Everyone stared for a second, then the Hitachiin twins, Ayami, and I burst out laughing.

Everyone had returned to the Fujioka's apartment, Tamaki was sulking in a corner growing mushrooms, and the rest of us were gathered around the living room table.

"You sure are a gorgeous group, I wonder which boy I should choose, just kidding!" Haruhi's father said. "Please feel free to call me Ranka!"

"Wow! It matches," Hunny exclamed. (Ouran, Ranka)

"Oh, yes! What a coincidence, Mitsukuni!" Ranka said.

"Huh? How come he knows Hunny's name?" The Hitachiin twins asked.

Then Ranka started naming off the club members. "Mitsukuni and Mori are the third years. Takami and Kyoya are the second years. And Hikaru, Kaoru, Ayami, and Akani are the first years, I wonder which is which. I've heard a lot about you guys."

"What? Haruhi talks about us?" Kaoru and I asked.

"Kyoya and I talk over the phone and E-mail each other,"Ranka said turning to Kyoya. "This is the first time we've met in person. You're even more beautiful than I imagined."

"No, no, it's you, Ranka, who is beautiful," Kyoya said. "Thank you for those precious photos you provided the other day." (Other day = the beach)

"Kyoya," Tamaki said slowly grabbing one of Kyoya's shoulders.

"As long as she's in our club, a precious daughter is in our care. Naturally, it's our job to give her father a report every now and then." Kyoya said.

I didn't hear exactly what happened next because I was to busy thinking, 'wait! Dose this mean Kyoya's been contacting our parents?!'

While Haruhi yelled at her dad for going behind her back, Ayami and I walked over to Kyoya and asked menacingly. "Have you been contacting our parents?"

"No, I have been contacting your uncle," Kyoya said. When he said this, a dark aura started emanating from us.

"I tried contacting your parents but their secretary only speak English," Kyoya said casually.

As we stared furiously at Kyoya, Haruhi walked by and grabbed us by our wrists and, as she pulled us out the door, she looked back and said, "we're going to the supermarket to shop, alone!"

Then, as Hikaru called out to us saying that he wanted to come too, we slammed the door in their faces.


Hunny: I barely got any lines in this chapter and the last one, it's not FAIR!

Mori: *pats Hunny on the back, glares at me*

Me: *tries to avoid Mori's gaze* I'm sorry! If it makes you feel better you can introduce the next chapter.

Hunny: Yeah! That will make me feel better.

Me: *looks at Mori fearfully*

Mori: *nods head in approval*

Me: Alright Hunny, the stage is yours!

Hunny: Come back to read the next chapter, "A Surprise Visit, Part 2."


I hope you liked this chapter, the next one is more interesting. Feel free to ask any questions through a review.

See you next chapter.

-Karolyn Grace