Me: Oh. My. God!!
Syaoran: What's wrong?
Me: What's wrong?! I haven't updated in years!!!
Fai: And by years, you mean around a month or two?
Me: Exactly!
Kurogane: Well, it's your fault, you were too lazy to update.
Me: No I wasn't! I have algebra and biology this semester! Of course I have no time for anything!
Yuuko: But weren't you playing videogames yesterday, Dawn?
Me: O___O ……………………..no.
Watanuki: Yes you were! You were playing that Zelda: Twilight Princess game.
Me: I had my room locked for a reason! You stalker!
Watanuki: How am I stalking? You had your T.V on so loud, everyone can hear it!
Me: …………….crap.
Watanuki: :D
Me: You win, now do my disclaimer.
Watanuki: What's the magic-
Me: NOW!!!
Watanuki: 0_____0 D-Dawn-chan doesn't own Tsubasa Chronicles or xxxHolic or the original plot……
Me: Thank you! *whispers* oh, and because I took so long to update, I give you a nice treat in this chappy! :3
Me: Hey everyone! Welcome to round 9!! I greatly apologize about the delay!
Kurogane: No you're not!
Me: Shut up, meanie!
Yuuko: Alright lovebirds, you can both stop now.
Me and Kurogane: Lovebirds?!
Yuuko: Anyway, round 9 will be another theme! This round is "Spin-The-Bottle"
Me: //// Squee!
Yuuko: You know you're in it too, Dawn-chan.
Me: O______O
Yuuko: But first, we need to release the results of our poll!
Sakura: *gulp*
Yuuko: Ahem. *reads off card* Ok, so 15 people voted that Sakura should divorce Kurogane and Fai.
Sakura: U.U
Me: :D
Kurogane and Fai:*sigh in relief*
Yuuko: Well, now that that's finally over with, here! *hands Sakura divorce papers*
Sakura: Ugh, fine! *signs papers*
Yuuko: Now you two. *hands paper to Kurogane and Fai*
Both: *sign papers*
Yuuko: *takes back papers*
Me: So, I guess we should begin now!
Yuuko: Moon Princess Celestial Angel decided we should to a "Spin-The-Bottle" theme, so Dawn, go find a bottle.
Me: Why me!? I'm the authoress! Watanuki! Go find a bottle!
Watanuki: Why- *sighs* fine!
Me: I feel so powerful! :D
Watanuki: Uh, I couldn't find anything except this sake bottle.
Mokonas and Yuuko: *_____* *lunge towards Watanuki*
Watanuki: No! Stay away! *gets tackled*
Everyone: ._______________.
Me: Ouch.
Yuuko: Ahhhhh! Sake!
Mokonas: Yay!!
Watanuki: Ow.
Himawari: Are you ok, Watanuki?
Watanuki: O////////O O-of course, Himawari!
Himawari: That's good! *sighs in relief*
Doumeki: If you're ok, can you get us some snacks?
Watanuki: What do you think I am, jerk?! A waiter!?
Doumeki: …………………
Me: *starts to laugh*
~5 minutes later~
Yuuko: Ahhh, that was some good sake!
Mokonas: *hic*
Me: Are you ready yet?
Yuuko: I've been ready. I was waiting on you.
Me: That sake better not get to your head.
Yuuko: Alright, everyone get in a big circle.
Everyone: *sits*
Yuuko: Dawn, explain the rules.
Me: Ok, the rules are pretty simple. First you spin the bottle and whoever it lands on you have to kiss. And since we have to keep this PG-13 so I might send you to the closet. Everyone got it?
Everyone: O.O got it.
Me and Yuuko: Then lets begin!
~Everyone gets settled~
Yuuko: Alright! Now, who's going to go first?
Everyone: ………………
Yuuko: No one?
Me: *whispers to Himawari* No way in hell I'm-
Yuuko: DAWN!
Me: *freezes*
Yuuko: Why don't you go first?
Me: M-me? You sure?
Yuuko: Positive.
Me: Crap……………*sigh* ok, I'll spin first. *grabs bottle and spins it*
Everyone: *watches closely*
Me: *covers eyes*
Yuuko: *bottle slows down* And it lands on……………….. Fai!
Me: O////////O
Fai: O.O
Yuuko: Go ahead. You know what to do.
Me: Oh God………*leans in*
Yuuko: :3
Sakura: D:
Me: *kisses Fai on the lips*
Fai: O.O
Yuuko: Oh!
Sakura and Kurogane: *jaws dropped*
Me: *breaks away*
Fai: O///////O
Me: *giggles*
Yuuko: Well, I guess its Fai's turn.
Fai: *still shocked but spins the bottle*
Yuuko: And it lands on…………………
Everyone: *gasps*
Yuuko: Kurogane?!
Me: _______ Finally!
Sakura: O_____O
Himawari: O.O
Yuuko: OWO
Fai: *looks at Kurogane*
Kurogane: Don't you dare.
Me: He has to!!
Fai: *gets closer to Kurogane*
Kurogane: *backs away*
Me: Be a man, Kuro-miyu!! *pushes Kurogane into Fai*
Me: *gasps*
Fai: O/////O
Kurogane: O.O
Fai: *closes his eyes and kisses Kurogane*
Sakura, Himawari, Yuuko and I: :O
Fai: *breaks away and smiles* Sorry, Kuro-puu I had to.
Kurogane: ……………….*walks away*
Me: But you have to spin next, Kurgy!
Fai: Oh, just let him go, Dawn-chan. He was just taken back by what just happened.
Me: Fine, then why don't you spin next, Doumeki?
Doumeki: Sure. *spins bottle*
Me: And it lands on…………..Syaoran! Wait…….Syaoran?
Sakura: Say what?!
Syaoran: O________o
Doumeki: *plants his lips on Syaoran*
Sakura: O_____O
Me: XD
Doumeki: *parts away*
Syaoran: O.O whoa.
Me: *thinking* YAOI!! X3 *speaks* uh, Syaoran, would you like to spin now?
Syaoran: Alright. *spins the bottle*
Me: And it lands on…………Yuuko? O________o
Yuuko: *raises and eyebrow* Is there something wrong with that?
Me: It's just weird.
Yuuko: -________-;
Syaoran: This is a bit-
Yuuko: Odd?
Syaoran: Yes.
Yuuko: You don't have to do it.
Me: Just kiss her on the cheek or something!
Syaoran: Well, I guess that will work………*kisses Yuuko on the cheek*
Yuuko: I believe it's my turn then. *spins the bottle very strongly*
Watanuki: Ok, I got the stupid snacks! Take them! *sits down* What did I miss?
Me: Well, I kissed Fai, Fai kissed Kurogane, Doumeki kissed Syaoran and Syaoran kissed Yuuko.
Watanuki: O__________o I'm disturbed.
*bottle lands on him* What the-?
Me: *bursts out laughing* Yuuko gets to kiss you!
Yuuko: *sarcastic* yay
Me: Go ahead!
Watanuki: Don't get near me, Yuuko!
Yuuko: *leans in and pecks Watanuki's cheek*
Watanuki: .___________.?
Doumeki: See? That wasn't so bad.
Watanuki: Shut up, jerk!
Himawari and Sakura: *giggle*
Me: Now you get to spin, Watanuki.
Watanuki: Fine! *spins the bottle with all his might*
Kurogane: *comes back and sits down away from Fai, next to me*
Me: Kuro-rin, you came back!
Kurogane: Yeah.
Me: Are you still freaking out because of Fai?
Kurogane: Well………
Syaoran: WHAT!?
Me and Kurogane: ._________.? *found out that bottle landed on Sakura*
Sakura: ._____.
Watanuki: Uh……..
Me: THIS IS THE PART WHERE YOU KISS HER!!!
Everyone: ……………….
Me: what?
Watanuki: *quickly kisses Sakura*
Sakura: O///////O
Syaoran: D:
Watanuki: I'm sorry, Sakura.
Sakura: *blushing* I-it's ok.
Yuuko: You can spin the bottle next, Sakura.
Sakura: Ok. *spins the bottle*
Yuuko: And it lands on………..Himawari.
Me: OMIGOD YURI!!
Everyone: Huh?
Me: Never mind……..*mumbles* Strawberry Panic. Hmph!
Sakura: But I can't kiss a girl!
Me: But Fai kissed Kurogane!
Kurogane: *shivers*
Himawari: It's alright, Sakura. This is a dare show.
Sakura: I guess you're right. *kisses Himawari*
Everyone: O.O
Sakura: *parts away and stares at everyone* What? it's just a kiss!
Me: *cough*yuri*cough*
Yuuko: ……..Ahem, anyway. Himawari, would you like to spin?
Himawari: Of course! *spins bottle*
Fai: *sits on other side of me* Hello, Dawn-chan!
Me: Hello! *smiles*
Fai: *turns to Kurogane* Kuro-wan wan, are you still upset on what happened?
Kurogane: *doesn't respond*
Fai: Oh, come on, Kurgy. Are you never going to speak to me again?
Kurogane: ……..…….
Me: *looks back and forth*
Yuuko: and it lands on Doumeki!
Watanuki: WHAAAAAAAAAAAAT?!
Fai, Kurogane and Me: .________.?
Himawari: I hope you won't mind, Doumeki.
Doumeki: It's ok.
Himawari: *kisses Doumeki*
Watanuki: Nooooo! *lunges to Doumeki*
Syaoran and Sakura: *grab him*
Himawari: *breaks away*
Watanuki:
Me: It will be alright, Watanuki.
Watanuki: No it won't. *walks away sadly*
Me: Awwww, poor guy. Has everyone spun?
Yuuko: I don't think Kurogane has.
Fai: It's your turn, Kuro-miyu.
Kurogane: *turns away*
Yuuko: *smiles evilly* I know how you'll get him to talk. *whispers in Fai's ear*
Fai: *laughs* I'll try that.
Yuuko: *starts to giggle and back away*
Me: *pokes Kurogane* Kuro-puu, it's your turn to sp- WAH! *Fai grabs me and hugs me*
Fai: Awwww, Dawn-chan! You're so cute!
Kurogane: Hmm?
Me: Eh?
Fai: In fact, you're so cute; I think I wanna kiss you.
Me: O///////O
Kurogane: *turns around* Hmm?
Fai: *kisses me on the cheek*
Me: PHWEE~!!
Kurogane: O.O
Fai: *kisses me on the lips*
Me: Mph?!
Kurogane: WHAT THE?!
Fai: *lets me go and licks his lips*
Me: *faints*
Kurogane: What the hell was that!?
Fai: Well, nice to know that you're speaking to me now. *smiles*
Kurogane: Damn mage.
Yuuko: You have no choice, you have to spin now.
Kurogane: Why should I?
Yuuko: Because the readers want you to.
Kurogane: hmph! fine! *mumbles* stupid readers *spins bottle*
Yuuko: That's the spirit! *smiles*
Fai: Now was that so hard?
Kurogane: Shut up!
Sakura and Syaoran: Umm.
Yuuko: What is it?
Sakura and Syaoran: *both point at a fainted me*
Yuuko: Oh, yes. We should probably wake her up. Watanuki?
Watanuki: What?
Yuuko: Bring a bucket of water to wake up Dawn.
Watanuki: What happened to her?
Yuuko: Nothing really, she just fainted.
Watanuki: You call that "nothing"? -_________- *goes to get bucket*
Yuuko: So, who did it land on?
Kurogane: ……………
Yuuko: *looks at the bottle* Oh it landed on Dawn! :D
Sakura: What? D:
Himawari: :3
Fai: :D
Syaoran : Why does everyone have a smiley?!
Doumeki: It's not that hard. See? XD :D :P
Syaoran: :O
Watanuki: Ok, I got the bucket!
Yuuko: Here, I'll take it.
Watanuki: *hands Yuuko bucket*
Yuuko: *dumps water all over me*
Me: GAH! WHAT THE HELL?!
Yuuko: We have a lovely surprise for you!
Me: O__O is it a new cell phone?!
Yuuko: *laughs* Of course not!
Me: Damn. What then?
Yuuko: You get a kiss from your prince!
Kurogane: ._______.?
Me: Owen Wilson!? (1)
Everyone: Who?
Me: This one actor! He's sooo cute!
Yuuko: No. Not him.
Me: Awwww *frowns*
Yuuko: It's Kurogane.
Me: *gasps and faints*
Yuuko: *catches me* Oh no, you don't!
Me: I tried.
Yuuko: Go on!
Fai: Come on, Kuro-rin! After all, didn't you want to kiss her?
Me: O/////O
Kurogane: *blushing* I never said that!!
Yuuko: Just do it!
Kurogane: *gulps*
Me: *closes eyes*
Kurogane: *cups both of my cheeks*
Sakura: I CAN'T WATCH!
Syaoran: O.O
Watanuki: What the-?
Fai and Yuuko: :3
Kurogane: *kisses me*
Me: !!!!
Watanuki and Sakura: NOOO!!
Everyone: ………..
Sakura: I mean. WOAH!
Watanuki: Ditto.
Yuuko: That's enough, you two.
Me and Kurogane: *not paying attention*
Yuuko: Hello?!
Me: Mmm? *breaks away* Did you say something?
Yuuko: Geez, if you're gonna make out, at least go into the closet!
Me: O__________O
Kurogane: Ummm?
Me: You're a really good kisser, Kuro-puu.
Fai: See? I'm not the only one who thinks so!
Kurogane: -____-;
Everyone: O.O
Fai: What?
Yuuko: This was certainly an interesting show.
Me: You know it! Well, that's all for today! I apologize for the ridiculously long delay! We should be continuing our show at a faster pace from now on!
Kurogane: You mean this isn't over!?
Me: Of course not! If the readers demand it, then they'll get it!
Kurogane: Damn.
Me: And if the show ends, that means that you'll never see me again. *whimpers*
Kurogane: O.O
Yuuko: She got you there.
Fai: It's ok, Kurgy. You'll still have me! *smiles*
Kurogane: O______O please continue!
Me and Yuuko: Yay!
Me: Thanks for reading, everyone! Remember to send in your reviews! This is SacredDawn, signing off! :D
(1) I LOVE OWEN WILSON! HAHAHA! that's why I mentioned him in this chapter. Though my prince turned out to be a ninja named Kuro-chu! :D
Kurogane: IT'S KUROGANE!!