Kiz: We're back together!
AD: Yeah!
Beauty: Kiz did the sumo wresting chapters. . .
Kaza: . . . And AD did Jakzilla chapters!
Jak: That's not funny! All my fans. . .
AD: Love you more than ever!
Kiz: Good news!
AD: The kids are all gone!
Kiz: Except one. . .
AD: The annoying Kid #34
Kiz: But its now a PG-13!
AD: Oh yeah!
***
The never started story
Chapter 10: Don't make Jak angry!
***
Lene: It's silent!
Mandein: Yeah, and even the cold is gone.
Lene: The wall is recovered.
Mandein: Jakzilla!
Jak: WHAT!
Mandein: Nothing.
Daxter: Is it over yet? Come on Jakzilla! Let's go home!
Jak: What did you just call me!
Daxter: Huh, Big Guy? ^_^'
Jak: You called me Jakzilla! I hate that word! I'M NOT BIG ANYMORE!
Mandein: For Daxter, you're big!
Jak: Shut the *bleep* up! Say, why we have still that bleeps in?
Lene: They're here to annoy you. Annoying people isn't forbidden in PG-13, right?
Jak: Oh
Mandein: But the city is save from Jakzilla!
Jak: STOP THAT!
Mandein: What?
Jak: Stop calling me that!
Mandein: WHAT?
Jak: Note to self, transform into Dark Giant and kill her! -_-*
Daxter: If he is Dark Jak, he can transform into Dark Giant!
Lene: Since when!
Daxter: Since the Oracle gave him the power!
Mandein&Lene: *Gulp*
Jak: Yeah, a couple of days ago before I changed into 'Jakzilla', so beware for my powers! *Start to laughing evilly*
Mandein: That's why, the position works too good!
Lene: Yeah!
Mandein: Note to us Lene, don't piss off Jak!
Lene: Yeah!
Mandein: And it's now a PG-13, he may kill us.
Lene: Yeah?
Jak: You saying that I may kill you! *Jumped in the air and transformed into Dark Jak*
Mandein&Lene: HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Daxter: Kill them Jakzilla, huh, I mean Big Guy!
DJak: Great, just greeeat! -_-
Kid #34: Did ya miss me?
DJak: Arrg, shut up Creep! *Slashes Kid #34 in pieces*
Kid #34: Help. . . nurse . . . help?
Nurse: No fucking way!
Jak: Hey! How come the nurse can curse, but I can only make stupid rhymes? (Kiz's note: ^_^)
Lene: The annoyment factor, dear
Jak: Don't. Call. Me. DEAR!
Lene: Ok, hon'
Mandein: Don't annoy him, don't annoy him!
Lene: Aaargh, WHY!? Did we switch to PG-13 again?
Jak: So that you could kill people
Lene: Oh -_-
Mandein: Why don't we kill someone then?
Jak: Ok, fine by me.
Mandein: Lene?
Lene: *nods* Dax?
Daxter: Don't call me Dax
Mandein: Why not?
Daxter: Because, duh! Only mah loverboy is allowed to do that *flutters eyelids*
Jak: *Winks at Daxter*
Lene: Vivian!?
-----
Mandein: *walks on stage, looking like a nervous wreck* Umm, hello dear audience
*Silence*
Mandein: Oh, darn, we send the audience away, and the only one left is in the hospital
Daxter: Well, what are we waiting for?
----- At the hospital-----
Lene: *comes into the hospital with a huge bucket of flowers* Umm, where can I find Kid #34?
Nurse: *insane laughter is heard* That boy? No, no no no! We don't have him here, we don't like the guy. We left him to die somewhere.
Jak: WHAT!? If he dies, so does this fic. We have to save him
Nurse: I'm afraid there isn't much left to do
Jak: WHAT!?
Lene: Don't piss him off.
Mandein: .Or It'll be worst for yourself!
Nurse: .and?
Jak: *transforms into Dark Jak and takes a swing at the nurse*
Nurse: *screams and runs away*
Lene: Smooth move, bud. Now we don't even know where to find him!
DJak: *glares evilly at Lene*
Lene: Hint taken, I'll go ask someone. *leaves*
DJak: *Transforms back to himself* I hope he's not dead
Mandein: Me neither, or we'll be dead too
Daxter: But you're still alive *rolls eyes* Come on, Big guy, we'll go find the sucker and kill him so we can get rid of the girls
Jak: Don't call me big guy, *bleep* Argh! It's *bleep*ing annoying with those constant 'bleeps'!
*they both leave*
Mandein: Oh no, I have to find Kid #34 before they do. *pause* Where's Lene? *Looks around* Darn, I can't find her.
----- Meanwhile in the database room -----
Lene: Hello? Can anybody tell me where I can find Kid #34?
Guy #2: Who? Oh that annoying kid? Haha, try the cemetery, or maybe a random street corner. *evil laughter*
Lene: Thanks, buddy *leaves*
----- Outside the hospital -----
Jak: Where do we look for him?
Daxter: I don't know, I thought you had a plan.
*pause - 5 minutes passes*
Jak: What exactly are we doing?
Daxter: Waiting
Jak: But while we wait?
Daxter: *makes a knowing grin and pulls out a little bottle that says #10*
Jak: Oh yeah, that's a decision! [see end-note]
----- Back to Mandein -----
Madnein: *Looks around the room and suddenly sees Lene running in* Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!
Lene: *Pants* I think I found out where Kid #34 could be
Mandein: Great! Now let's go find him. Jak and Daxter have set out to.
Lene: Find him? That's good. Then we can just relax right?
Mandein: Ermm, no
Lene: no?
Mandein: NO
Lene: Does that mean yes or no?
Mandein: Never mind -_- They want to kill him so that we will die and vanish!
Lene: God.
Mandein: Why does he have to get involved?
Lene: Ok, we've already talked about this. SHE .
----- Outside the hospital -----
Jak is lying on the ground and we see something moving under his shirt
Bypasser: Eww
Jak: *moans softly*
Bypasser: Eww, someone call someone else and get him out of here! That's just groase!
Jak: Hey, look, Bob. If you don't want to watch, scram!
Random yaoi fangirl: *watches the twosome's every move* Rrrr, more. *swoons*
Daxter: *pops head out of Jak's shirt* Ok, done. Now turn around so I can plait the hairs on your back. I'm thinking of doing a maze.
Jak: Cool
Daxter: yup, and there's plenty do work with ^_^
Jak: *Turns around* I just love how you handle my hair. I have this pal called Torn who desperately needs a new hairstyle and.
----- Inside-----
Mandein: Fish
Lene: ok, I give up, *rhetorical voice* I do not know a political correct phrase for the word fish *back to normal voice* There? Happy?
Mandein: Yes, I won, now we.. Umm, what did I just win?
Lene: I don't know. But let's go find Kid #34 that's what you wanted, right?
Mandein: Oh yeah, before he gets annihilated by Jak and Daxter!!!
*They both run out of the hospital and find Jak and Daxter on the ground*
Random yaoi fangirl: Hey, company. Sit down and I'll give you a brief summary of what has happened until now
Lene: *sits down* Ok, I'm ready
Mandien: No, Lene. We don't have time for this, we have to find Kid #34 before the guys. Come on let's go!
Random yaoi fangirl: Hey, you can't just steal my new friend!
Mandein: *rolls eyes* Come on, Lene, we're leaving
Lene: But. *gets evil glare from Mandein* ok, ok. *gets up and leaves with Mandein*
----- Around the first corner -----
Mandein: *Stops*. Ok, Lene, you knew where he was, right?
Lene: Umm, sort of
Mandein: You're not telling me that.
Lene: Well, umm
Mandein: SPILL!
Lene: Ok, ok they said random street corner. Hey look! *picks up a piece of goo from the pavement* It looks like an ear!
Mandein: Great! Wow, now we get to go around and pick up pieces of what used to be the world most annoying kid and put him back together. I'm so exited -_-
Lene: Hey, it wasn't my fault Jak sliced him up!
Mandein: Yes it was, it's always your fault!
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
-----
AD: I can't wait till we have to revive him ^_^
Kiz: Oh yeah, it's going to be freaky! *rubs hands*
Kaza: Crazy, crazy people
AD: Whatever.
Kiz: So, did you like it? Love it? :D We know you did ;)
Beauty: Revi. *BAM* Ouch!
Daxter: *With a hammer in his paws* Review!
AD: Do not mess with TEH Daxter!
Daxter: ^_^
*Nobinoir:
AD: Don't getting crushed by Jakzilla!
Jak: Not again AD! -_-*
AD: Jakzilla! I love to say that *giggled*
Jak: Note to self, kill AD!
*Shark:
Kiz: Watch out for AD! She got more in her mind then we thought!
Daxter: Oh no *Try to hit AD with the hammer*
AD: *Blocked the hammer* Not this time rodent! *Grabbed the hammer*
Jak: *Turned into Dark Jak and suddenly into Dark Giant. Grabbed AD by her neck*
AD: Oh ho! *Sweetdrops a lot!*
DJak: Now, its my turn! *Grins evilly*
AD: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kiz: JAK! DON'T! NO, MY FRIEND, MY CO-AUTHOR, MY BUDDY, MY. . . MY. . . never mind, review, please
[End-note]: That's little scene was our version of a famous part of the famous play Waiting for Godot. Absurd, need I say more?
AD: Yeah!
Beauty: Kiz did the sumo wresting chapters. . .
Kaza: . . . And AD did Jakzilla chapters!
Jak: That's not funny! All my fans. . .
AD: Love you more than ever!
Kiz: Good news!
AD: The kids are all gone!
Kiz: Except one. . .
AD: The annoying Kid #34
Kiz: But its now a PG-13!
AD: Oh yeah!
***
The never started story
Chapter 10: Don't make Jak angry!
***
Lene: It's silent!
Mandein: Yeah, and even the cold is gone.
Lene: The wall is recovered.
Mandein: Jakzilla!
Jak: WHAT!
Mandein: Nothing.
Daxter: Is it over yet? Come on Jakzilla! Let's go home!
Jak: What did you just call me!
Daxter: Huh, Big Guy? ^_^'
Jak: You called me Jakzilla! I hate that word! I'M NOT BIG ANYMORE!
Mandein: For Daxter, you're big!
Jak: Shut the *bleep* up! Say, why we have still that bleeps in?
Lene: They're here to annoy you. Annoying people isn't forbidden in PG-13, right?
Jak: Oh
Mandein: But the city is save from Jakzilla!
Jak: STOP THAT!
Mandein: What?
Jak: Stop calling me that!
Mandein: WHAT?
Jak: Note to self, transform into Dark Giant and kill her! -_-*
Daxter: If he is Dark Jak, he can transform into Dark Giant!
Lene: Since when!
Daxter: Since the Oracle gave him the power!
Mandein&Lene: *Gulp*
Jak: Yeah, a couple of days ago before I changed into 'Jakzilla', so beware for my powers! *Start to laughing evilly*
Mandein: That's why, the position works too good!
Lene: Yeah!
Mandein: Note to us Lene, don't piss off Jak!
Lene: Yeah!
Mandein: And it's now a PG-13, he may kill us.
Lene: Yeah?
Jak: You saying that I may kill you! *Jumped in the air and transformed into Dark Jak*
Mandein&Lene: HELPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!
Daxter: Kill them Jakzilla, huh, I mean Big Guy!
DJak: Great, just greeeat! -_-
Kid #34: Did ya miss me?
DJak: Arrg, shut up Creep! *Slashes Kid #34 in pieces*
Kid #34: Help. . . nurse . . . help?
Nurse: No fucking way!
Jak: Hey! How come the nurse can curse, but I can only make stupid rhymes? (Kiz's note: ^_^)
Lene: The annoyment factor, dear
Jak: Don't. Call. Me. DEAR!
Lene: Ok, hon'
Mandein: Don't annoy him, don't annoy him!
Lene: Aaargh, WHY!? Did we switch to PG-13 again?
Jak: So that you could kill people
Lene: Oh -_-
Mandein: Why don't we kill someone then?
Jak: Ok, fine by me.
Mandein: Lene?
Lene: *nods* Dax?
Daxter: Don't call me Dax
Mandein: Why not?
Daxter: Because, duh! Only mah loverboy is allowed to do that *flutters eyelids*
Jak: *Winks at Daxter*
Lene: Vivian!?
-----
Mandein: *walks on stage, looking like a nervous wreck* Umm, hello dear audience
*Silence*
Mandein: Oh, darn, we send the audience away, and the only one left is in the hospital
Daxter: Well, what are we waiting for?
----- At the hospital-----
Lene: *comes into the hospital with a huge bucket of flowers* Umm, where can I find Kid #34?
Nurse: *insane laughter is heard* That boy? No, no no no! We don't have him here, we don't like the guy. We left him to die somewhere.
Jak: WHAT!? If he dies, so does this fic. We have to save him
Nurse: I'm afraid there isn't much left to do
Jak: WHAT!?
Lene: Don't piss him off.
Mandein: .Or It'll be worst for yourself!
Nurse: .and?
Jak: *transforms into Dark Jak and takes a swing at the nurse*
Nurse: *screams and runs away*
Lene: Smooth move, bud. Now we don't even know where to find him!
DJak: *glares evilly at Lene*
Lene: Hint taken, I'll go ask someone. *leaves*
DJak: *Transforms back to himself* I hope he's not dead
Mandein: Me neither, or we'll be dead too
Daxter: But you're still alive *rolls eyes* Come on, Big guy, we'll go find the sucker and kill him so we can get rid of the girls
Jak: Don't call me big guy, *bleep* Argh! It's *bleep*ing annoying with those constant 'bleeps'!
*they both leave*
Mandein: Oh no, I have to find Kid #34 before they do. *pause* Where's Lene? *Looks around* Darn, I can't find her.
----- Meanwhile in the database room -----
Lene: Hello? Can anybody tell me where I can find Kid #34?
Guy #2: Who? Oh that annoying kid? Haha, try the cemetery, or maybe a random street corner. *evil laughter*
Lene: Thanks, buddy *leaves*
----- Outside the hospital -----
Jak: Where do we look for him?
Daxter: I don't know, I thought you had a plan.
*pause - 5 minutes passes*
Jak: What exactly are we doing?
Daxter: Waiting
Jak: But while we wait?
Daxter: *makes a knowing grin and pulls out a little bottle that says #10*
Jak: Oh yeah, that's a decision! [see end-note]
----- Back to Mandein -----
Madnein: *Looks around the room and suddenly sees Lene running in* Where have you been? I've been looking all over for you!
Lene: *Pants* I think I found out where Kid #34 could be
Mandein: Great! Now let's go find him. Jak and Daxter have set out to.
Lene: Find him? That's good. Then we can just relax right?
Mandein: Ermm, no
Lene: no?
Mandein: NO
Lene: Does that mean yes or no?
Mandein: Never mind -_- They want to kill him so that we will die and vanish!
Lene: God.
Mandein: Why does he have to get involved?
Lene: Ok, we've already talked about this. SHE .
----- Outside the hospital -----
Jak is lying on the ground and we see something moving under his shirt
Bypasser: Eww
Jak: *moans softly*
Bypasser: Eww, someone call someone else and get him out of here! That's just groase!
Jak: Hey, look, Bob. If you don't want to watch, scram!
Random yaoi fangirl: *watches the twosome's every move* Rrrr, more. *swoons*
Daxter: *pops head out of Jak's shirt* Ok, done. Now turn around so I can plait the hairs on your back. I'm thinking of doing a maze.
Jak: Cool
Daxter: yup, and there's plenty do work with ^_^
Jak: *Turns around* I just love how you handle my hair. I have this pal called Torn who desperately needs a new hairstyle and.
----- Inside-----
Mandein: Fish
Lene: ok, I give up, *rhetorical voice* I do not know a political correct phrase for the word fish *back to normal voice* There? Happy?
Mandein: Yes, I won, now we.. Umm, what did I just win?
Lene: I don't know. But let's go find Kid #34 that's what you wanted, right?
Mandein: Oh yeah, before he gets annihilated by Jak and Daxter!!!
*They both run out of the hospital and find Jak and Daxter on the ground*
Random yaoi fangirl: Hey, company. Sit down and I'll give you a brief summary of what has happened until now
Lene: *sits down* Ok, I'm ready
Mandien: No, Lene. We don't have time for this, we have to find Kid #34 before the guys. Come on let's go!
Random yaoi fangirl: Hey, you can't just steal my new friend!
Mandein: *rolls eyes* Come on, Lene, we're leaving
Lene: But. *gets evil glare from Mandein* ok, ok. *gets up and leaves with Mandein*
----- Around the first corner -----
Mandein: *Stops*. Ok, Lene, you knew where he was, right?
Lene: Umm, sort of
Mandein: You're not telling me that.
Lene: Well, umm
Mandein: SPILL!
Lene: Ok, ok they said random street corner. Hey look! *picks up a piece of goo from the pavement* It looks like an ear!
Mandein: Great! Wow, now we get to go around and pick up pieces of what used to be the world most annoying kid and put him back together. I'm so exited -_-
Lene: Hey, it wasn't my fault Jak sliced him up!
Mandein: Yes it was, it's always your fault!
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
Lene: no
Mandein: Yes
-----
AD: I can't wait till we have to revive him ^_^
Kiz: Oh yeah, it's going to be freaky! *rubs hands*
Kaza: Crazy, crazy people
AD: Whatever.
Kiz: So, did you like it? Love it? :D We know you did ;)
Beauty: Revi. *BAM* Ouch!
Daxter: *With a hammer in his paws* Review!
AD: Do not mess with TEH Daxter!
Daxter: ^_^
*Nobinoir:
AD: Don't getting crushed by Jakzilla!
Jak: Not again AD! -_-*
AD: Jakzilla! I love to say that *giggled*
Jak: Note to self, kill AD!
*Shark:
Kiz: Watch out for AD! She got more in her mind then we thought!
Daxter: Oh no *Try to hit AD with the hammer*
AD: *Blocked the hammer* Not this time rodent! *Grabbed the hammer*
Jak: *Turned into Dark Jak and suddenly into Dark Giant. Grabbed AD by her neck*
AD: Oh ho! *Sweetdrops a lot!*
DJak: Now, its my turn! *Grins evilly*
AD: NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!
Kiz: JAK! DON'T! NO, MY FRIEND, MY CO-AUTHOR, MY BUDDY, MY. . . MY. . . never mind, review, please
[End-note]: That's little scene was our version of a famous part of the famous play Waiting for Godot. Absurd, need I say more?