Chapter 10- We Could be the Same

The bright Yellow sun rose over the farm. The animals on the farm made there typical morning noises expecting to be fed expecting to be watered and walked etc.

In the Farm house John Cena woke up led on the sofa. He was bit muggy and dazed. He went to get up but saw a beautiful young women with long blonde hair led on his chest. He gently rolled off the sofa leaving Torrie to sleep. John kissed her on the forehead and got up and went outside.

John headed outside and saw Cody sat on the steps outside the house.

"What are you doing sat here for Cody" Enquired Cena

"Well about 4 o clock in the morning Maryse sneaked in said sorry to Ted then you can guess what happened next. I didn't want to wake Eve up so I just came down here" Cody replied

"Yeah you didn't want to stay in there with that. Anyway what's going on with you and Eve? you seem to be spending a lot of time together" asked John

"There's nothing going on we have just been getting on really well and lets face it she is better looking to hang around with than Ted" Laughed Cody

"Yeah point taken" John stood up and headed back indoors

Torrie was starting to stir. John walked over to her and kissed her as she was waking up.

"Morning John what a lovely sight to wake up to your beautiful eyes" Said Torrie Softly

"Yeah and his huge ears" Laughed Cody as we walked past

John pretended to chase Cody away and went back and sat next to Torrie.

"How's your head now" Asked Torrie

"it's a bit sore but il be fine gutted I missed the USA game but it was much better spending the day with you" replied John

Torrie Kissed John and said "Your so sweet. What are you doing today then Honey"

"I am going to catch up with Randy haven't really spoke to him over the last couple of days is that ok with you"

"Of course that's Ok im not your keeper"

"Cheers Torrie thank you" John Kissed Torrie and went off looking for Randy Orton

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Cody Rhodes was in the Kitchen making himself a sandwich. Eve came in and said "Morning Cody im guessing you had to get out of your room last night I saw Maryse was not in her bed so I can guess what happened"

"Yeah pretty much they keep going backward and forward cant make their minds up" Said Cody

"Well they will probably end up arguing as soon as they wake up" Laughed Eve

"Oh great so I am going to have to deal with Ted stressing all day" Moaned Cody

"Are you looking after the keys for the rented car" Asked Eve

"Yeah I am how come"

"Do you want to have a drive somewhere will get us away from Ted and Maryse"

"Yeah alright then we will sneak out so nobody questions us" stated Cody

Cody and Eve went out of the back door and got in the rented and car and headed off.

…...

Randy was sat outside the back of the barn on a green patio table. John Cena cam out and sat next to him and said "Alright Randy"

Orton sarcastically replied "Hey John you remembered im here then"

"Im Sorry Buddy I know have been spending more time with Torrie but she is my girlfriend now you understand that don't ya"

Just as Randy is about to talk Ted Runs past wearing just a towel being chased by Maryse holding a custard pie

Randy sighed and said "Ok that was weird anyway its fine John I dunno maybe im just a bit Jealous cus your getting on with your life with no effort and im still stuck thinking what could have been with Samantha"

John shook his head and said "You think I have just forgot about Liz. Yeah Torrie was always the one for me but I cannot forget about Liz and what we had. Torrie knows we cant rush into anything to rash"

John Cena was interrupted by Sheamus Running over.

"Cena, Orton thank god you're here" Sheamus said anxiously

John and Randy looked at each other with a terrified look on their faces.

John slowly said "So what can we do for you Sheamus"

"Sheamus quickly started to rant "Well Fellers I met this girl in the bar after the USA Vs England game. We started to talk and she was really beautiful, really nice and friendly. Anyway I had to drive you lot home and I thought I would never see her again. Then Bendei hired some more staff and she was one of them. I told her how I felt and she just walked off without saying anything and I haven't had the guts to speak to her since what am I going to say what am I going to do lads you have to help me"

Cena and Orton just looked at each other with shocked and surprised looks on their faces.

Randy got up and said to Sheamus "So really you want us to teach you how to talk to girls then right. Ok John any ideas"

John looked at Sheamus and said "Normally girls come to me to ask me out maybe if you wait for her"

Sheamus just shrugged his shoulders and said "Yeah well you don't look like a ghost that has been tango`d do you Cena"

Cena Laughed and said "Calm Down Salad cream man. Ok you said she is working here do you know where"

Sheamus replied "Yeah she is going to be in the Bakery this afternoon"

Randy had a scared look on his face and said laughed quietly "bloody Stalker"

John and Randy both said at the same time "Ok we will help you just make sure you go and see her in the bakery take some flowers or something"

Sheamus still looked scared as he said "what will I do about talking to her"

Randy grabbed his shoulder and said "don't worry about it mate we will sort it"

The three of them headed back indoors as Sheamus was shaking not knowing how things would turn Out.

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In the town Eve was in a store looking at some clothes. She turned around to ask Cody for his opinion about something and he wasn't there.

"Cody where you" She shouted

Cody came out from behind a changing room curtain wearing a black and pick Bra and a Silky gold mini Skirt. He Said to Eve "So what do you think"

Eve giggled and roared with Laughter for about five minutes. She then looked at Cody still giggling and said "You look Hilarious. I have one question for you Cody Rhodes Do you have guts are you up for a dare" She said in an evil cunning voice

Cody Laughed and replied "Yeah ok what do you have in Mind"

Eve Laughed and said "I dare you to buy a top to go with that bra and skirt, Maybe some tights, some socks for breasts and a wig and walk around like that for the rest of the day are you up for that Mr Rhodes"

Cody shook his head to decline then had a thought and said "Ok I will do it but I want a reward at the end of the day"

Eve continued to giggle and said "Ok what's that"

Cody replied "If I go the whole day wearing this stuff then at the end of the day you will have to give me a big wet Kiss and you have to pretend you like it too"

Eve smiled "That's all you want" Cody replied "Yeah that's all I want nothing else do we have a deal"

Eve shook Cody's hand and said "Yeah we have a deal now go get a top and a wig and some shoes"

Cody muttered to himself as he headed to the shoe section "If any Men come on to me im legging it"

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Back at the Hotel Sheamus was anxiously waiting in the front room to see Vulvea go to the bakery. As he saw her head in there he went outside and picked some daises to give her. He went into the bakery worrying that Randy Orton and John Cena weren't around.

Vulvea looked at Sheamus and said "Hey Sheamus im sorry about the other day just a bit of a shock that's all"

Sheamus stood there like he was frozen. He then spotted a piece of paper come out from underneath a closet door. On the Piece of paper it said "This is Randy and John read of this and you will be fine"

Another piece of paper came out and Sheamus read it out aloud "Im sorry about that I got caught up in the moment the sight of your stunning eyes blinded my eyes" Sheamus looked really uncomfortable as he was reading what to say.

Vulvea replied "Cheers thank you your very sweet but it did freak me out a bit"

Sheamus looked to the door again as another bit of paper flew out.

Sheamus quietly read what it said "you make the angels of my head sing out aloud and the thought of your fantastic smile makes me want to Irish Jig across the room"

Vulvea sneakily looked down at the floor without Sheamus seeing and saw the bits of paper down there. She then said to Sheamus "So all this you are saying you thought of yourself no cues or scripts or prompts then"

Sheamus froze up again knowing he has probably been caught.

Vulvea opened the closet door and John and Randy fell out to the floor.

Vulvea looked at Sheamus and said "Nice try Honey" and walked out Leaving Sheamus dejected.

Sheamus stared at John and Randy and Shouted

"I CANT BELIEVE YOU TWO CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET, YOU CAME OUT OF THE CLOSET"

As he shouted it Ted Diabase walked past and looked into the bakery with a confused face and said "Randy I always had my suspicions about you but John Cena I am surprised but hey what ever floats your boats" Ted Laughed and Walked away leaving the three of them looking rather depressed and stupid.

…...

Cody and Eve headed into a local bar. Cody was all dressed up as a women he had high heels and was struggling to walk. He turned to Eve and tried to put on a female voice he said "these shoes are killing me how do you girls manage"

Eve laughed and said "Your lucky I was going to make you where a thong"

Cody shrieked " that would hurt"

They sat by the bar and Cody went to toilet to sort his boxers out as they were coming out from underneath his skirt.

A man Came over to Eve while Cody was Gone and said "Now your ugly friend has disappeared maybe me and you can disappear somewhere a little more private."

As the man was by Eve Cody came out and saw him grab her shoulder and try put his hands near her breasts. Cody walked over and put his female voice on again and said "I suggest you leave me and my Gal Pal Alone" The man laughed and said "I don't want no part of you. You look like you fell from the top of the ugly tree" The man continued to laugh and Cody threw a drink over him and punched him in the guts causing the man to fall over a few chairs. Cody and Eve got up to go then Cody turned around and put his female voice on again and said "Beauty is on the inside remember that" Then strutted off behind Eve.

Cody and Eve drove back to the Farm. They were laughing and joking the whole way.

When they got back they walked up to the porch. Eve turned to Cody and said "Well you made it through the day well done" She giggled while she said then placed her hands on Cody's face and kissed him.

Afterwards Cody grinned and said "And well done to you. You pretended to like the kiss"

Eve shook her head and said "I wasn't pretending" She went to kiss him again but was interrupted by Ted Diabase.

He said "Hey Eve wow who's your hot friend"

Cody went up to Ted and pinched his cheek.

Ted grinned and said "Seriously Eve who is it"

She Laughed and said "Ted Its Cody"

Ted Screamed "Urghhhhhhhhhhhhh Cody"

End Of Chapter 10

I love that chapter really funny Lol. Thank you again for reviews. I loved Raw this week What an RKO on Evan Borne. And The group known as NNNNNNNN well funny anyway hope you like

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Matt