Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Ed, Edd, n, Eddy or the Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy. This chapter has a lot of cameos.
The cul-de-sac kids were on their plane to Italy. Kevin, however was very anxious, mostly because he had twelve cups of coffee on the flight.
"When are we going to get to Italy? When? When? When? When?" Kevin always asked.
"Has he ever been this annoying?" Sarah asked.
"Not really," Nazz said. And they endured the rest of the four hours of the flight putting up with Kevin's annoying alter ego.
But, by the time they landed, he was worn out.
"I'm worn out man," Kevin said. Then, everyone looked around. Somebody was missing.
"Where's Ed?" Double D asked. Then, Animus Of Lacuna came into the shot.
"What do you mean 'where's Ed'?" he shouted.
"We can't find him. How are we supposed to put Italy into a crisis?" Jimmy said. Then, Ed appeared. He was wearing pajamas and had a stuffy nose.
"I'm sick guys," Ed said.
"You can't get sick. We had a contract," Animus Of Lacuna shouted. Double D examined Ed.
"He has a minor cold. But he won't be with us for Italy. But maybe Albania," Double D said.
"So, we need a replacement," Johnny said. Animus Of Lacuna stopped crying.
"I know just the guy," Animus Of Lacuna said. He ran away, and then came back with a boy with a white and blue striped shirt and a red baseball hat.
"Hi, I'm Billy," the boy said. Everyone looked confused.
"This is Billy, from 'The Grim Adventures Of Billy and Mandy.' He's going to replace Ed," Animus Of Lacuna said.
And then, he left.
"So, what do we do now?" Eddy asked.
"Go by the script. OK, we're in Italy. Don't you just think it's magnificent?" Double D asked. There was a pause.
"Read your line Billy," Double D screamed.
"Oh, right. Buttered toast," Billy said.
"No Ed, I mean Billy, or…whatever. Buttered toast is from England," Nazz said. "We should go see the Colosseum first," Nazz thought.
Everybody agreed. So, their limo took them to the Colosseum.
"Isn't the Colosseum just a wonder? And to think the bricks made out of it are thousands of years old, and are still standing today," Double D said. There was a pause. "I said, and are still standing today. Billy, that's when you kick a random brick," Double D said.
"OK," Billy said. He ran all the way to Paris, rebuilt the Arch de Triumph out of bricks, kicked one, and the new Arch de Triumph collapsed.
"Oh, for God's sake. I'll do this," Kevin said. He kicked a brick, and the Colosseum fell down. And Billy had returned.
"Well, lets get something to eat, I was thinking a restaurant near Vesuvius," Sarah said. At the restaurant, Jimmy ordered spaghetti.
"There's nothing wrong about spaghetti," Jimmy said. And he was right; he didn't throw up from food poisoning. But, he didn't feel good at the end of the meal. "I think I ate too much," Jimmy said. Then, he ran to Mt. Vesuvius, and threw up, causing the dormant volcano to erupt.
"Rolf says, let's get out of here," Rolf screamed. And everyone ran away, and out of Italy. However, the lava had consumed all of Italy, except Mt. Sicily.
"At least Mt. Sicily hasn't exploded," Sarah said. Then, Mt Sicily exploded; destroying whatever was left of Italy.
"Where are we going next?" Billy asked. Then, a skeleton, and a blonde headed girl came riding on a scythe.
"Hop on Billy," the skeleton said. "I need you to do Mandy's chores," the skeleton said.
"No can do Grim, I've got to stay with the pack," Billy said. Then, Sarah threw him on the scythe, and Billy was gone. Then, Ed appeared, he was feeling better, but still wearing pajamas.
"I feel better guys," Ed said.
"My family remedies," Animus Of Lacuna explained. Then, he looked at Ed's pajamas. They were made out of gold. "Ed how did you afford those pajamas?" Animus asked.
"I used the money this fanfiction had made," Ed said. Animus Of Lacuna began to cry.