*The next morning…*

Snickers: *wakes up before everyone and goes to check the dvd in the PS2* Huh? Nothings here! Dang. Snake musta got to it before me. Oh well. *sits back on sleeping bag.*

Tess: Ummm…*yawns* Good morning.

Snickers: Good morning yourself, cookie.

Tess: Um, what?

Snickers: You know what I mean.

Tess: *whispers* Don't tell anyone! Only Otacon can call me that!

Snickers: *sighs* Alright.

Raiden: *drooling in sleep* Oh, I love you, Buffy.

Tess: Buffy? *giggles*

Raiden: *wipes mouth* I'm hungry.

Snickers: And I'm tired, nice to meet you.

Raiden: Whatever. *goes into kitchen*

Tess *plays with Otacon's hair* Isn't he cute when he's asleep?

Snickers: Sure.

Snake: mmm…Meryl…

Tess: I'm not sure I needed to hear that.

Otacon: Hear what? *puts on glasses*

Snickers: Forget it.

Snake: Meryl…Meryl…

Otacon: Ug! *shoves Snake* Wake up!

Snake: Meryl? Oh, you.

Otacon: Yeah, me.

Tess: *snickers* he, he.

Snake: What?

Raiden: *walks out eating salami*

Snake: Hey boy! That's my salami!

Raiden: And?

Snake: *gets up* You better stop eating it!

Raiden: *scared* Ok! *eats one more piece*

Snake: That's what I thought. *crosses arms and sits down*

Raiden: Like, you need more salami?

Snake: Yup.

Snickers: How much do you weigh anyway, Snake?

Snake: Nun ya.

Snickers: Nun ya?

Snake: Nun ya business. I'm going back to sleep. *Snake falls asleep*

Raiden: Let's see how much he really weighs.

Snickers: I'll get the scale.

Raiden: Otacon, help me pick him up.

Otacon: Ok, Raiden. *gets up to help*

Raiden: No! Don't grab his leg, grab his head!

Otacon: Ahh! He's slipping!

*A small round disc falls out of Snake's pocket and Otacon picks it up*

Otacon: Big Buns?

Snickers: So that's what that was.

Raiden: Ahhh! *falls over because Otacon let go of Snake*

Snake: Huh? Let go of me!

Raiden: Sure.

Snake: Hey! Where's my movie?!

Otacon: Right here.

Snake: Give it back!

Snickers: Oh brother!