Life 10

Thinking and Being Happy is Bad

"So why can't I go home?"

"I already explained. Yeah. I'm too lazy to repeat. Yeah. Besides, they're living happily without you. Ever since that whole neighborhood started screaming their lungs off and then I heard they were still crying about you, I decided to give them memory loss. Yeah. I think I forgot how to bring their memories back. Yeah"

"I hate you."

"Of course you do. Yeah" Deidara started patting her head like a dog. "Don't touch me!" "Never! Yeah" Sakura tried to pull his hand off but he kept it firm on her head. "I'm so weak. Anyways, you sure know how to annoy people. And why are you keeping me hostage?"

"You know where we usually live and we can't let you tell anyone. You're under surveillance in school so that's easy. And if you're thinking about the bathroom, an Akatsuki member follows you at all times and when you go to the bathroom, he threatens a girl to go in and listen if you're talking to someone. Usually it's someone loyal to us." Itachi started walking towards them. Sakura started getting suspicious.

"Who's my stalker?" Deidara stifled a laugh. Itachi said nothing. Kisame ran towards them. He was waving his hands excitedly as if he just killed someone that he thought was really annoying. He started jumping when he caught with the three of them. "What's up? Who wants to go first?"

Deidara instantly raised his hand. "Me! Me! Me!"

Kisame looked a little disappointed. "What?"

"Sakura wants to find out who her stalker is." Kisame started laughing out loud. "Stalker much?"

"Really? Who is it?"

Kisame started jumping up again. "My turn! Guess what I did!"

"What?" Itachi was getting interested.

"You'll find out! I borrowed some of Deidara's bombs." Then a second later, smoke came out of the cafeteria and people came running out with silenced screams. Kisame started laughing so much that his stomach gave him pain and he was rolling on the floor.

Deidara went closer and the strange couple followed. Kisame was still laughing too much. They went inside and he started poking the walls. He went to the kitchen and looked everywhere like he was hungry for food. He was poking everything he saw. Then he went outside, they followed because they wanted to know why he did that. Well, Itachi was just following Sakura but she didn't know that.

"Kisame, you're just an amateur! Yeah. Because you used my own stuff when you could've used your own Samehada to ruin all their stuff. Crush everything and leave the staff to find out in the morning. Yeah. What you did was destroy a month's supply of food for the school. How could you not know of the secret stash they had it? Yeah. It practically has a sign saying Secret Stash. Ok, no, they don't but it's kind of obvious where they hid it. Yeah. I feel so sad that you ranked lower. I should have said that you ranked beginner on that performance. Yeah. Too bad! Good try though!" Then he started patting his head while Kisame sulked in a dark corner.

Hidan and Kakuzu walked up. "That was hell of a long explanation!" Hidan was complaining. It just dawned on her. "Why are still at school and why is Hidan my stalker?" They stared at her and then burst with laughter again. Again, Itachi wasn't laughing.

"Oh I get it! Zetsu is because he's usually like a spy!" They were rolling the floor now just like Kisame was doing. Kisame came too and started making a dumb act.

"What? Who is it? Ok, let me think of everyone! Um, Kisame! Stop doing that! I'm trying to concentrate. Uh...Itachi wouldn't do it. Kisame always gets distracted and makes a big show on where he is. Deidara's a possibility. Sasori's a puppet! It would be so obvious. But then again, he can hide. Tobi…no way! Zetsu, they started laughing. Hidan…they also laughed. Kakuzu might be a possibility. Damn! Who is it?!"

They were slowly stopping and finally had the energy to point. All fingers pointed to Itachi. Itachi was mildly surprised. "What?"

Sakura looked sad. "Why are you following me?"

"I love you. You have to understand that. I still have to follow the Leader's orders though."

"He didn't even go against him. Just so you know!"

"Why?" She looked hurt. Itachi backed away. "I don't know. I wasn't thinking."

Sakura was already running away before he said that.

"I blame you." Then Itachi started walking towards the direction where she ran away.

"What did I do? Yeah"

"Deidara! Deidara! Deidara!"

"What do you want? I'm trying to think of a goo…."

Kisame gave him a note with Deidara written on it with the word job next to his name. Deidara smiled.

You see, Deidara is trying to make money to help the leader and rule the world. So the humiliation thing was one thing to raise money. The other way was when he took tasks from students that did something to do with humiliating that person. Something like explaining something complicated to a person, he explains but also embarrasses them too. It gets cheaper on how fun it was. Of course, Deidara keeps it a secret because if he told everyone, then he'll constantly go to detention. Even if it wasn't his fault, usually it is though.

Deidara read the first sentence. Already, ideas were forming in his head. He was so happy. "Who's it from? Yeah"

Kisame started racking into his brain. "I don't know her name. But she seems to be in the same grade as Sakura. A fatty blonde girl who is with Itachi's little brother. I think."

"Her? Yeah. She's probably jealous that Sakura has a better boyfriend than her. Or she just hates the Akatsuki, which I doubt because everybody is scared of us. Yeah. This should become our next fun experiment. Yeah"

Sasori walked up to them. "What are you talking about?"

"Read this. Yeah"

Sasori skimmed it. "You better not. He's going to kill you! For real and I don't want to be responsible for what you did. You know Itachi is stronger than you! Wait! Why am I trying to stop you? I should be happy when he kills you. So I don't have to deal with you being annoying and talking too much. Go ahead! I'm going to encourage you! See you later." With that, he walked away.

"…"

"Oh whatever! Yeah. I'll deal with the consequences later. Right now, I'm trying to think of a good way to deal with the job. Yeah"

Hidan and Kakuzu finally stopped laughing. "What is it this time? Pranks? Includes Tsunade? You're happy so does it mean that it includes us? Because if you do, you're dead!" Then Hidan took out his scythe and was threatening him. Kakuzu didn't care what would happen to Deidara so he's all like I don't care!

"I'll just write in big letters on big piece of cardboard so that you'll understand. Yeah"

Deidara looked around and when he couldn't find any, he just took out a black marker and wrote so big that it covered one whole side of a school building. Hidan looked on. He grinned. "You wouldn't."

"Then why am I already planning it?"

"You must stupid if you want to do this."

"That means I am. Yeah" Deidara was jumping.

"Hm…this could actually help. I'm going to keep it. I want to see how people will act when they see this. Yeah. Probably that fatty will be blamed for this so I don't have to get detention. Yeah. I don't know why she copied my hairstyle. Yeah. Deidara wannabe!"

This is what Deidara wrote:

BREAK UP ITACHI AND SAKURA

Lclsurfer: Happy July 4th! I can't buy fireworks this year! No! I think you know this already, but DEIDARA LIVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YAY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! But I'm still thinking the outcome of the battle will be that Deidara dies though. It's really kind of obvious. Wah! Out of all of his specialties, I like C2! Dragon! Dragon! Dragon! I still love when Deidara meets Itachi! And Deidara with two eyes is so hot! I still wonder how he got his arms back. I get the one that got torn off but I don't how he got his second arm considering that it got crushed. I'm also wondering about the mechanical eye too! Still, I love him!