Sorry it took so long to update! I'm really really sorry, i was just so busy! I'll try to update sooner, k k? But here you go chappi 9, i'm gonna have a hard time updating so soon from now on but i'll try to get it in fast!
"Talking"
'thoughts'
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto!
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"That is not a tomato!"
"yes it is!"
"it looks nothing like a red plump vegetable!!"
"dammit Sasuke it's a freakin' tomato and it's a FRUIT!"
"tomatoes are round and juicy! That STUFF is red goop!!"
"Sasuke that 'STUFF' is red and a tomato is red too! Try putting two and two together!"
"an apple is red, that doesn't make it a tomato!"
"WE'RE NOT TALKING ABOUT AN APPLE!!! WE'RE TALKING ABOUT KETCHUP!!!"
You're probably wondering what's going on, ne?
Well Sasuke and Sakura are at Burger King sitting at a table for two. Sakura is yelling and pointing at the red goop on Sasuke's hamburger. Sasuke has his arms folded and a disbelieving look.
"god Sasuke! Ketchup is made from tomatoes!! Therefore it is a tomato!!!" Sakura yelled
"no it's not! Ketchup does not come from tomatoes!!"
Sakura looked at Sasuke incredulously
"okay then where does it come from?!" she asked sarcastically
"a red cow! DUH!!!"
Sakura gave him a weird look, raising a brow.
"red… cow…" she said slowly
"yes, Sakura. A red cow, what are you slow?" Sasuke asked raising a brow
That was enough! Sakura had it with his idiotic behavior and ignorance of where tomatoes come from!
"Argh!!!!" she yelled
Sakura grabbed a tomato and crushed it in her hand, making the juice slush around her fist. Sasuke watched in fascination.
"you made ketchup squirt from your hand! Are you a red cow?" he asked looking a little scared
'oh shit! Was I dating a COW?!?!?' he thought worriedly
"IDIOT!!!!" Sakura screeched
She roughly grabbed Sasuke's burger.
(ignoring his calls of giving back his food)
She shoved it in someone's face.
"This red stuff! Ketchup yes!?" she asked the terrified customer
"y-yes!" he squeaked
She turned to Sasuke with a grin.
"Tomato Ketchup, yes?!" she asked again
"yes!" he nervously replied
She turned to Sasuke with a triumphant grin.
"HA!" she yelled childishly sticking out her tongue
Sasuke pouted uncharacteristically and folded his arms muttering something about 'stupid customers'
Sakura walked to her boyfriend with a grin and sweetly pecked him on the cheek, earning a small VERY SMALL blush.
"everyone makes mistakes Sasuke-kun!" Sakura chirped happily
"… so does that mean… tomatoes come from the other end of red cows?" he asked slowly
At the Hotel…
"I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU!!" yelled an over reacting, over protective Neji
Hinata sat on the couch in her/ Naruto's room. She twiddled her fingers nervously as she watched her cousin rant.
"DRINKING?! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO YOU?!"
"Neji-nee-san, I –"
"WHO MADE YOU DO IT, HUH?!?!?!? WHO?!? TELL ME DAMMIT!!!" Neji interrupted
"NO! I… I didn't mean to…"
"YOU DIDN'T MEAN TO GET YOURSELF DRUNK?!?!! WHAT IF SOMEONE SEDUCED YOU IN THAT STATE, HUH?!?! WHAT IF THEY MADE YOU EAT 13 POUNDS OF CHICKEN?!?!" Neji yelled
"what does chicken have to do –?"
"WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO IF YOUR SUDDENLY ADDICTED TO THE GODFORSAKEN ANIMAL?! THEN I'D HAVE TO KEEP BUYING YOU THE STUFF AND THEY'D GO EXSTINCT!!!"
"Neji, chicken – "
"THAT MEANS NO MORE CHICKEN POT PIE! CHICKEN NOODLE SOUP! BARBEQUE CHICKEN!"
"can you let me tal –"
"WHAT WOULD CHOJI SAY?!?!? WHAT IF HE TAKES OUT HIS ANGER ON ME?!?!? I MEAN CHICKEN IS GOOD! OF COURSE HE'D MISS THE STUFF!!! HE'S GONNA KILL ME, I KNOW IT!!!!" Neji yelled hysterically
He got on his knees and raised his hands to the heavens dramatically.
"I DON'T WANNA DIE YOUNG!!! I'M TOO SEXY FOR DEATH!!! SPARE ME HEAVEN! GOD GIVE ME A SIIIIIGN!!" he yelled in agony
"NEJI!" Hinata yelled angry that he wasn't letting her talk
She slapped him right across the face.
Silence.
"I needed that, thanks" he grunted and got back on his feet coolly as if that never happened
Hinata sweatdropped.
"who made you do it?" he asked scowling
"no one… Naruto suggested it and I wanted to… give it a try…" she said weakly when she noticed Neji was gone after the first 5 words
…
Watch out Naruto.
"NARUTO-KUUUUUUUUUUUUUN!" Hinata yelled and ran after her raging cousin
"Shika, what are you doing?" asked Ino
The blonde haired kunoichi watched her boyfriend in their hotel room. He sat on a loveseat with the coffee table on top of it. Some board thingy with weird pieces were on top of it.
She sat next to him.
"I'm playing chess" he answered with a yawn as he moved a horse-shaped piece
…
"how do you play?"
"you move a couple of pieces and win"
"oh, like this" she asked as she picked up a pointy piece and put it on top of a tower-shaped piece like building blocks
Shikamaru twitched and she tilted her head confused.
"… did I win?" she asked uncertainly
"no" his eye twitched again "the pieces move specific ways"
"oh"
…
"so this horse thing – "
"it's called a night"
"does it like, I dunno, go on top of the tower thingy?" she asked
"no, they don't go on top of each other. They move specif directions like forward or diagonal"
…
"so the horse thin moves zig zag then right?" Ino asked again
Shikamaru looked at her weird.
"no, it – "
"oh! So it moves polka dot, right?!" she asked snapping her fingers
"Ino, it doesn't – "
"DON'T TELL ME! IT MOVES Checker style, ne?" she asked excitedly
"INO! You're mixing up fashion and chess!" he said sighing
…
"so, it doesn't go on top of the tower thing?" she asked
Shikamaru groaned exasperated.
"no" he said simply
…
"I get it! Let's play!!" she chimed
"Ino, I don't think –"
"were playing Shika!"
"whatever, troublesome women"
Ino sat down on the other side of the board. Shikamaru sighed and moved one of his pieces lazily. Then Ino moved her pawn two spaces forward.
Shikamaru had a 'wha?!' look. She actually moved it right and he didn't even tell her how. Ino had a look of deep concentration and Shikamaru had a completely lost face.
10 minutes into the game.
Shikamaru was sweating.
She was GOOD. That was unexpected, she moved all of her pieces correctly and strategically.
"Check Mate!" she beamed "I win Shika!"
"how?!?!?!?" he asked
He is a genius with 200 I.Q yet his girlfriend beat him in CHESS in TEN MIONUTES.
"silly Shika! Trix are for kids!" he looked at her with a 'huh?' face
She sighed as if teaching a 3rd grader that was pathetic in spelling.
"you mixed up your genius and fashion" she tsked
Then she patted her dumbfounded boyfriend on the head like a little puppy.
"keep practicing and I'm sure you'll get the skirt's hem line perfectly" she grinned and waltzed out of the room.
'Hem line? This is chess…' Shikamaru thought with a sweatdropped
In a random ramen bar…
"here is your miso ramen, sir" the owner of the small restaurant grinned
Naruto has been the best customer he's had in ages! Just when he thought setting up a ramen stand was a bad idea this blonde haired kid comes around out of nowhere ordering 15 bowls!
"ITADAKIMASU!" Naruto exclaimed splitting his chop sticks in two
"USURATONKACHI!" yelled a seething voice from behind Naruto
"who are you calling… oh, eh heh, hey Neji! Heh heh heh" Naruto laughed nervously as he saw the Hyuuga behind him
"Uzamaki, why did you give my cousin VODKA?!" the usually stoic Neji yelled as his hair was moved slightly out of place
"I, she, we… I should run now, shouldn't i?" Naruto asked stupidly
"I won't even give you a head start…." Neji growled out
Slam.
Naruto smacked down the money on the counter and took off in a dash leaving a trail of dust. Neji angrily stormed after him.
…
The owner stared out in the distance to where they ran off to with a weird look on his face.
'was it just me or did a pupil-less kid just chase off my best customer because the blonde haired idiot gave the white eyed kid's cousin vodka?' thought the guy
He merely sighed and shrugged his shoulders. Then he saw the watt of money on the counter…
'who cares!' he thought happily as he counted the money
"A-Ano" said a shy voice
The guy looked up from his cash to see a timid pupil-less girl. He raised a brow.
'must be the cousin….' Thought the man with a sweatdrop
"have y-you seen a blonde haired, blue eyed guy my age a-and another guy with the same eyes as me?" she asked
"…yeah, that way" he said pointing off to the distance
'what a sweet girl' he thought with a smile
Then she grinned, similar to the blonde haired boy's grin.
"ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU!" she yelled hyper actively
Then put both hands to her mouth with wide eyes and a surprised look. The owner of the shop sweatdropped.
'so much for a shy and timid girl…' he thought 'this day just gets weirder and wierder'
'looks like Naruto's rubbing off on me' Hinata thought with an inward giggle
"a-ano, sayonara" she said and chased after her two boys
Sasuke and Sakura both came out of Burger King, one with a triumphant grin and the other with a dark blush which was very out of character for that person.
"So what did we learn today?" Sakura asked in a teacher like tone
"today we learned that tomatoes are indeed vegetables (glare from Sakura) um, fruits that do not come from cows, and that ketchup is made from tomato along with other ingredients." Sasuke recited like a little boy coming from pre-school
"good" Sakura grinned
Sasuke's blush darkened as he remembered what went on in there. He tugged his high collar up a bit more suspiciously…
Suddenly a running Naruto crashed into Sakura. Sasuke was about to smack the dobe over the head for charging at his girl when the Hyuuga genius smacked into the Uchiha as well.
So now four bodies laid on the ground groaning in pain. A shy Hinata rushed over covering a hand to her mouth once she was an arm's length away.
"Sasuke-san, is that…"
"a hickey?!?" Naruto yelled
Sasuke roughly shoved the dobe away and tugged his collar up a bit more, turning his head away to hide his flushing cheeks.
"and he has oh so much more" Sakura grinned motioning to his pants
That's when Neji and Naruto noticed something down south where the sun don't shine
"Hinata! Look away!" Neji demanded
Naruto's eyes widened
"DAMN TEME! WHAT THE HELL DID SHE DO TO YOU?!" Naruto shouted about to burst in laughter
"shut uuuup, dobe!" Sasuke yelled smacking Naruto upside the head
He ran inside to deal with his problem…
"what happened?" asked Hinata confused
Ino popped out of nowhere and glomped Sakura.
"Forehead girl here aroused him. Way to go girl!" Ino cheered slapping Sakura a high five which she happily returned
"aroused?" asked the pure Hyuuga
"there is no need to know more" Neji said as he glared at Ino
"I'll tell you what it means" Ino cheered and whispered something in Hinata's ear before Neji could do a thing
…
"Hinata-chan?" asked Naruto
Thump.
"Hinata-chan is dead!" Naruto yelled as he cried anime tears
Neji wacked Naruto upside the head
"she fainted baka" Neji rolled his eyes and took Hinata
"Ino, I think you over did it" Ten-Ten said walking up to them with Shikamaru
"where'd you guys come from?" asked Sakura
"We overheard when I dragged Shikamaru to find Ino" she explained
"troublesome" Shikamaru muttered
"why?" everyone asked the two
"because my 'Ino-is-about-to-do-something-stupid-to-make-Hinata-faint' senses were tingling" Shikamaru explained with a yawn
…
Slam.
Everyone looked to the door to Burger King where they saw Sasuke stuffing his hands in his pocket annoyed.
Naruto burst out laughing and Neji smirked.
"shut UP" Sasuke growled whacking Naruto on the head.. again
" don't say you didn't enjoy it, Sa-su-ke-kun" Sakura grinned
Ten-Ten and Shikamaru easily caught on. Ino and Ten-Ten grinned at him while Neji, Shikamaru, and Naruto smirked as the emotionless Uchiha had a faint dash of red.
"…hn…"
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