Truth or Dare
Here's the special surprise that I told about guys!
I don't own Kingdom Hearts, Final Fantasy, Soul Eater, Disney, and Looney Tunes; they belong to their respective owners.
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Me: (Taps at the camera) Hello? Is this thing on? Testing, testing!
Johnny: It is on.
Me: Oh. Welcome guys, thanks for reading this fic.
Sam: Right now, we're having an anniversary.
Johnny: Which means, we have to share our memories we had.
Me: And maybe have some dares.
Everyone except me, Johnny and Sam: WHAT!
Me: Just kidding, sheesh
Everyone except me, Johnny, and Sam: (Sighs in relief)
Me: Why don't we start remembering?
Everyone: (Thinks)
Me: I remember my first chapter here.
Riku: Yeah, we still perfectly remember.
Me: Well, how about chapter two?
Sora: We still... You know, I forgot what happen on chapter 2
KH gang and me: (Sighs)
Johnny: Why don't we watch it?
Daffy: Hold on! (Goes to the kitchen and returns with a bucket full of popcorn) Okay, I'm ready!
Me: (Presses the remote and the T.V start to play)
Chapter 2
Me: (Gives the letter to Sora)
Sora: (Reads it) WHAT! There is no way I'll...
Me: (Glares at Sora)
Sora: On second thought, I'll do it right now.
Back at the present
Me: Yeah, I know it's not that funny. But check this out! (Presses the remote)
Chapter 2
Me: Alright, let's move on! (Gives the letter to Xemnas)
Xemnas: Me again? (Reads it) NO!
Me: Hmmm... What does this button do? (Presses the button)
Mansex: WHAT THE? Change my name back to normal!
Me: First the dare!
Mansex: Fine! You are now part of the Organization! There, happy?
Me: Very (Presses the button)
Back at the present
Everyone except Xemnas: (Rolling on the floor laughing very hard)
Xemnas: It is not that funny!
Soul: Sorry about that, MANSEX! (Laughs)
Blackstar: Good one, Soul! (High fives with Soul)
Soul: Thanks! (Continues to laugh)
Johnny: Nice one!
Me: Here's another one! (Presses the remote)
Chapter 2
Me: Sora! Are you done?
Sora: I look like an idiot!
Me: C'mon Sora, just come out!
Sora: NO!
Me: C'mon, just get this over with!
Sora: ALRIGHT! (Goes out)
Everyone: (Laughs very hard)
Sora: It's not funny!
Larxene: Yes it is!
Riku: It's hysterical!
Back at the present
Everyone except Sora: (Laughs)
Sora: (Turns red)
Me: Okay guys, that's enough.
Daffy: Oh man! I never laugh that hard since that artist tortured me!
Me: (Presses the remote)
Duck Amuck
Daffy: Oh brother, I'm a buzz boy! (Drives the plane)
Artist: (Draws a mountain)
Daffy: (Crashes into the mountain) Uh oh, time to leave the old silk. (Jumps) GERANIMO! (Pulls the string and a parachute appears)
Artist: (Erases the parachute and changes it into an anvil)
Daffy: (Falls down and starts hammering the anvil) Under a spreading chestnut tree. The village smithy stands; The smith, a mighty man is he. With large and sinewy...
Artist: (Changes the anvil into a bomb)
Daffy: (Bomb explodes) Hands.
Back at the present
Everyone except Daffy: (Laughs)
Daffy: You know, to tell you the truth, I never knew who the artist was.
Bugs: It was me, Daffy!
Daffy: It was you! (Tries to strangle Bugs)
Bugs: Hold on Daff, you're not the only one who got tortured by an artist.
Daffy: Oh yeah? Then who is it?
Bugs: Me! Why don't you play the video for proof?
Me: (Nods and presses the remote)
Rabbit Rampage
Artist: (Draws a rope with an anvil hanging and ties it on Bugs tail)
Bugs: (Falls down)
Artist: (Draws a street)
Bugs: (Crashes on the street and tries to untie the rope and successfully unties it, but, rolls into another scene and rattles head and stands up) ? Of all the low dirty...
Artist: (Erases Bugs head)
Bugs: (Tries to hold his head but, instead of a head, he touches nothing, and starts tapping his foot and points his invincible head)
Artist: (Draws a pumpkin on Bugs head instead of a rabbit's head)
Bugs: (Holds his pumpkin head) Okay buddy. You've had your fun. Now what about a rabbit's head?
Artist: (Draws two rabbit ears)
Bugs: (Looks at his ears and faces the artist and crosses his arms) Alright, you comic book Rembrandt, make with the eraser.
Artist: (Erases Bugs' pumpkin head and changes it into a miniature head of Bugs)
Bugs: Now that's much better, why didn't you do that on the first place (Brings out a carrot and tries to eat it and realizes that the carrot is big) Gad... what a huge carrot! (Drops the carrot) Hey! What's the matter with my voice! (Holds his head and opens his hand and points at his head)
Artist: (Draws Bugs' head minus the ears)
Bugs: Ears?
Artist: (Draws Bugs a human ears instead of rabbit ears)
Bugs: (Holds his ears) Not human ears my friend. Rabbit ears, long ones.
Artist: (Erases the human ears and draws a really long rabbit ears)
Bugs: Don't be so danged literal!
Artist: (Changes Bugs' ears into normal ones)
Bugs: (Starts to walk) Brother. If only I could figure a way out of this trap...
Artist: (Erases Bugs' tail)
Bugs: Alright, you vandal. Put that tail back
Artist: (Draws a horsetail instead of a rabbit's tail)
Bugs: That is a horse's tail, my friend it belongs on a horse
Artist: (Erases Bugs and draws him into a horse)
Bugs: (Stands up and brings out a carrot and starts eating it) Look. My contract clearly states that I'm always to be drawn as arabbit. So, if you don't want to get yourself in a peck of trouble, just...
Artist: (Erases Bugs and turns him into an abstract rabbit)
Bugs: Alright, okay, dat's better... Holy codfish, look at my feet! Hmph! Continue to draw me like this, buddy, and we'llbothbe outta work!
Artist: (Erases Bugs and changes him back to normal)
Back at the present
Everyone: (Looks at Bugs with a confusedly look)
Bugs: I know, I look like an idiot.
Johnny: Do you know who the artist was?
Bugs: (Points at Elmer)
Johnny: Oh.
Me: I remember at chapter 3, where I played my guitar to wake you guys up.
Axel: Yeah, we still remember that.
Me: (Presses the remote)
Chapter 3
Me: Hey, hey guys!
Everyone: (Sleeping)
Me: Aww…. They look cute when they're asleep. Oh well (Brings out a microphone and a guitar)Wakey-wakey guys (Plays the guitar loudly)
Everyone: AHHH!
Me: Good Morning guys!
Demyx: I think my eardrums are broken.
Back at the present
Sam: Nice one, buddy! (High fives with me)
Me: Thanks! Oh, here's a game that Ventus played and lost.
Ventus: I only lost because, you distracted me!
Me: It was not me, it was you're fangirl!
Ventus: I heard it and she sounds like you!
Me: Never mind. (Presses the remote)
Chapter 3
Me: NEXT! (Reads the letter)Alright guys, please welcome, HUNTER!
Hunter: Thank you, Thank you!
Me: Alright guys, this is game you will play and I'll explain the rules:
There will be two competitors, there's Hunter and Ventus
Aqua: What! Ven can't fight!
Me: Don't worry, I'm sure he will win. Anyways:
The other characters will be at the cage over there (Points at the cage)
If the first person on the platform, which is Ventus and Hunter, got knocked out of the platform loses.
Alright here's a deal, if Hunter loses the cage will fall down with everyone in it and disappears in the pit, and if Ventus loses, Hunter will either choose to release everyone on the cage or let them drop in the pit as well.
Everyone except me and Hunter: WHAT!
Me: Alright, let's start!
Everyone: Except me and Hunter: (Sighs)
Me: (Presses the button)
The studio changes into a platform and the cage is right over the corner
Me: Alright, everyone in the cage.
Everyone: (Goes inside the cage)
Me: Okay, Ready,
Ventus: (Summons keyblade)
Hunter: (Summons his own weapon)
Me: Get set, GO!
Ventus and Hunter: (Starts to fight)
Four in a half hours later
Sora: (Playing go fish with Riku)Got any two's?
Riku: Nope, Go fish
Me: C'mon guys, hurry up and finish the match
Ven: We're trying, but, we just have the same strength!
Me: (Sighs)Hey Ven!
Ven: What!
Me: Look, cookies (Points somewhere)
Ven: (Got distracted)Where?
Hunter: (Hits Ven in the head)
Ven: Look at all the stars. (Falls)
Me: Finally! Alright, Hunter, do you want to set them free or let them fall?
Hunter: Let them fall.
Everyone in the cage: WHAT!
Me: (Cuts the rope)
Everyone: AHHH!
Back at the present
Johnny: Wow, he actually drops them.
Me: Actually, I made him do it.
Riku: Well, no wonder he let us drop on the pit!
Me: Hey, I payed him 500 munny!
Johnny: I remember when we met on the forest.
Me: Oh yeah, when were camping! (Presses the remote)
Chapter 4
Me: (Walks over to the bushes)Okay guys, when I said go, you're gonna kill it, okay?
Everyone: (Nods)
Me: (Opens the bushes and something comes out)GO!
Everyone: (Attacks)
?: OW!
Me: Johnny?
Johnny: (My OC)What? (Looks at me)Hey, it's you!
Me: Hey they're pal (Does a secret hand shake with Johnny)
Back at the present
Donald: Well, I remember when I was at the robot museum, it was a disaster there!
Me: (Presses the remote)
At the Robot Museum
Butler Robot: You're hat sir (Takes Donald's hat)
Donald: HEY!
Back at the present
Donald: I always hated there!
Goofy: Well, I remember when I got on a vacation then suddenly, my boss just fired me!
Me: (Presses the remote)
At the island
Goofy: (Picks up the bottle that says: YOU'RE FIRED!) Oh yeah? (Goes to the place where you write a message and writes something) Well, I QUITE! (Puts the message on the bottle and throws at the ocean)
Back at the present
Me: That always cracks me up!
Wile.E: (Pulls out a sign that says: I remember when I lost my mind on catching Roadrunner)
Me: (Presses the remote)
At the desert
Roadrunner: (Runs past Wile.E's trap)
Wile.E: (Pulls the rope and nothing happen and then gets angry and gets a stick and starts taping the rocks above him and then realizes something and brings out a sign that says: OH HEAVENSLY, WHAT AM I DOING? And brings out a small umbrella)
Back at the present
Sam: Wow, you must be really hungry there.
Wile.E: (Brings out a sign that says: VERY HUNGRY)
Sora: I remember when Donald and Goofy met me.
Donald: Oh yeah!
Me: You know, I'm getting tired of pressing this remote.
Johnny: I'll do it. (Presses the remote)
Back at the past
Goofy: Gawrsh, are these the Heartless guys?
Donald: Let's go get 'em, Goofy
Heartless: (Attacks Donald and Goofy)
Sora: (Tries to run away but, Donald and Goofy landed on him)
Donald and Goofy: The Key!
Back at the present
Sora: You know, my back still hurts.
Goofy: (Smiles sheepishly) Sorry Sora.
Sora: Nah, it's alright!
Maka: I remember when Lord Death almost expelled us.
Soul: Yeah, I remembered that and I always hated it.
Sam: My turn to press the remote (Snatches the remote from Johnny)
Johnny: Hey!
Sam: (Presses the remote)
At the DWMA
Lord Death: If you screw this up these extra lessons you'll be all EXPELLED
Maka, Soul, and Tsubaki: WHAT! YOU'RE GONNA KICK US OUT?
Blackstar: You can count on me!
Lord Death: REAPER CHOP! (Chops Blackstar)
Back at the present
Me: That was weird.
Johnny: So, did Lord Death expel you guys?
Tsubaki: No.
Maka: It was just plain exam
Everyone: Oh.
Donald: I remember when that blue thing zaps us inside the computer!
Sora: But Donald, I don't think that's Stitch's fault.
Donald: Then who?
Sora and Goofy: You.
Donald: Oh yeah? Why don't you see for yourself!
Me: (Presses the remote)
At Radiant Garden or Hollow Bastion
Leon: Easy... You wanna break it?
Stitch: (Crawls up the wall and onto the ceiling)
Sora: Oh, sorry. Guess I got a little carried away.
Goofy: (Looks up and sees Stitch) Whoa!
Stitch: Hmmm? (Loses his grasp on the ceiling) Whoa! (Falls down on the keyboard)
Donald: Get offa there (Jumps on the keyboard and tries to catch Stitch)
Stitch: (Jumps on Donald and scurries away laughing)
Donald: (Turns around and accidentally pressing the buttons)
Then suddenly, an alarm goes off
MCP: Attention current user. This is a warning. Further misuse of this terminal will result in immediate defensive action.
Sora: Who's there?
MCP: I am the Master Control Program. I oversee this system.
Sora: Where are you?
Donald: (Steps on another button and another alarm goes off)
Sora, Goofy, and Leon: DONALD!
Donald: I'm sorry...
MCP: Decision gate reached. You are now under arrest.
Sora: Arrest?
Goofy: (Picks Donald up)
Leon: (Sees the power system starting to glow) RUN!
Sora, Donald, and Goofy: (Looks to Leon, then to the power system)
Power system: (Shoots Sora, Donald, Goofy)
Back at the present
Everyone: (Looks to Donald)
Donald: Okay, okay, I admit it, it is my fault.
Me: I remember when we tricked the Organization XIII.
Johnny: Yeah.
Me: (Presses the remote)
Chapter 6
Me: Okay, moving on. (Reads the letter and grins)Hey Johnny!
Johnny: Yes?
Me: (Whispers something)
Johnny: (Grins)
Me: (Calls the Organization 13)
Xemnas: What is it?
Me: Could you please get the heavy craters for us?
Axel: No way!
Johnny: Then you're a chicken.
Vexen: We're what?
Me: You heard us.
Johnny: Yeah, your chickens.
Xigbar: We are not Chickens.
Me: Then get the craters over there (Points at the door)
Luxord: We are not going to lift some boxes!
Me and Johnny: (Makes a chicken noise)
Xemnas: ALRIGHT! We'll do it. Just stop the chicken noises.
Me: Okay. (Winks at Johnny)
Johnny: (Winks back at me)
Organization 13: (Goes to the door)
Me: NOW!
Soul: (Closes the doors)
Johnny: Now Sora!
Sora: (Locks the door)
Me: Good team work (High fives with Johnny)
Back at the present
Organization XIII: (Groans)
Johnny: Remember the time when Terra exploded your studio?
Me: Yup, I still remember it. (Glares at Terra)
Terra: The dare said, I should press the button.
Me: (Presses the remote)
Chapter 8
Me: Let's move on (Gives the letter and a box to Terra)
Terra: (Reads it and opens the box)
Johnny: Well?
Terra: (Shrugs and presses the button)
Suddenly, the camera zooms out and shows the world. Then something exploded at the side of the Earth.
Me: (Covered with ashes and blinks 10 times)
Johnny: (Coughs)
Sora, Xion and Larxene: (Returns and sees the studio is destroyed)
Sora: Whoa, what happened here?
Suddenly, Riku came back
Riku: (Notices the destroyed studio)Whoa! What happened here?
Sora: I asked that question too.
Me: Why don't you ask Terra, what happened.
Sora and Riku: (Turns to Terra)
Terra: (Shows them the letter)
Sora and Riku: (Reads it)Oh.
Me: (Brings out a walky-talky)We need another place to stay for a while.
Back at the present
Me: (Groans)
Johnny: Well, I think it's time to end this chapter.
Me: Yeah. Let's call it a day guys.
Everyone: (Nods)
Me: Well, that's it for my special chapter.
Sam: Hoped you enjoyed it.
Johnny: See ya!
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