Treize the squirrel: I'm back and no one can stop me to become the greatest leader of the world once again.
Somewhere else
Me: Where is he gone to this time? *is crouching on the floor looking for something*
Bakura: *walks in the room and sees the authoress on the floor looking* Why are you on the floor? Not that I mind, of course. *Gets hit with a frying pan*
Me: Hentai! I'm looking for that damn squirrelized Treize!
Bakura: What! I thought you had him in a cage?
Me: I did and somehow he escaped from that cage.
Bakura: He's worser then that braided guy and me.
Me: You mean Duo?
Bakura: *nods*
In another dimension.
Duo: ACHOO!
Quatre: Bless you
Duo: Thanks buddy
Quatre: No problem
Back to our dimension.
Me: I give up. He's untraceable. *gets up and goes to sit on the couch*
Bakura: The squirrel left the building.
Me: Not funny, Bakura. It's already bad enough that he escaped, if it wasn't for your lame jokes.
Bakura: He's not the only one missing.
Me: Huh? *looks around the room* You're right, Seto isn't here, normally he comes in here together with you.
Bakura: Knowing him, he's probably in a meeting.
Me: True, but still.
Nighie
Can you add a random female theif in there. I want to see the reactions. You make it anything you like. Please *Brings in a five year old with puppy dog eyes* Aslo can Bakura send Jack Smith the womanizer and Gabby Bordband (She's british) into the shadow realm and give him ten chances to kill whoever he wants 10 times.
Questions
YMARIK:Can I join the evil council?
Tea:What's the longest time you've spent not doing anything that has something to do with friendship? Be honest or I'll kill you slowly.
Atem:What would you do if you were a theif?
BAKURA: Can you teach me how to steal better? I'm a kelptomanic I can't help it!
Dares
Everyone: Let Vie do what ever she wants with you for 30minutes.
Bakura and Marik:Torture Tea for as long as you want.
Joey: Take classes from Ryou on how to be british.
Atem: Go back in time and kill your farther.
Thnx
Nighie *Disapears into the night on the winged Dragon of Ra*
Me: The puppy eye look doesn't work on me.
Bakura: A female thief? I only know one and that is Klatise.
Me: Klatise? Who's she?
Bakura: She proclaimed to be the Queen of thieves in my day.
Me: And?
Bakura: The best partner I had in ages
Me: Let me guess? In bed?
Bakura: *grins*
Me: *roll eyes* men
Bakura: Give me their pictures and then I will send them to the Shadow Realm.
Me: You really like to send people to the Realm, aren't you?
Bakura: I can't send either of you guys to the Realm, so I'm happy with the people they want to get rid of.
Me: Bakura, can you bring nutcase here for his question from the Realm.?
Bakura: Be right back
Me: *pondering* Where could that squirrel be?
After a while
Bakura: Were here.
Yami Marik: What do you want, girl?
Me: You have a question.
Y Marik: Only the ones faithful to me can join the council. Was that it?
Me: Yes and bye bye.
Y Marik: Stupid girl
Me: I heard that.
Tea: hmmpfff
Me: Still giving us the silent treatment, huh?
Bakura: I think since last chapter till now that she didn't talk about friendship.
Yami: A thief? Me? No way!
Bakura: You would make a lousy thief.
Yami: No comment
Bakura: I would love to, when is the best time to teach you?
Everyone but the authoress: WHAT!
Me: *sparkly eyes*
Kaiba: What's going on? I can hear you idiots a mile away.
Bakura: We have to do what Vie wants for 30 minutes.
Kaiba: What! O_O
Yugi: That's what we said.
Vie: Joey and Tristan, you guys are going to wash all the windows in this building.
Joey and Tristan: Why us?
Me: Because I said so and they must be spotless. Bakura, you and Ryou are in charge for making diner. Yugi and Yami, you guys are doing all the laundry and Seto, you're coming with me. *is dragging Kaiba outside*
Kaiba: Hey, let go of my arm.
Me: See ya later, guys.
Bakura: Someone is getting lucky
Ryou: Bakura, get your mind out of the gutter and back to business
After a while
Ryou: Everything is done, but Vie and Kaiba aren't here yet.
Marik: Maybe Vie is on a shopping spree using Kaiba's credit card for baby gifts for her little cousin and Kimmie's and Marloes' babies.
Bakura: Spawns of the devil, that's what they are. *goes to the door to leave* O_O
Behind the door
Me: Yay! All these presents for my little niece and Kimmie and Marloes' babies.
Kaiba: I still don't know why you used my money.
Me: If that's making a dent in your wallet.
Kaiba: Pfff
Me: *getting emotional* I'm glad for my sister, Kimmie and Marloes for having a child.
Kaiba: You really like children, huh
Me: Yeah
Kaiba: Don't you want to have children of your own,
Me: Yeah, I do, but Iā¦
Kaiba: Vie *leaning closer to the authoress*
Me: Wha O_O mmmmmmm ā/ā *is getting kissed by Kaiba*
Bakura: *is in shock and closes the door*
Ryou: What is the matter, Bakura
Yami: Yeah, cat got your tongue?
Marik: Bakura, let's torture Tea, like our dare said so.
Bakura: Yeah *evil grin and turns to Tea*
Tea: GULP *turns pale and runs away* NNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Bakura: Come on, Marik
Marik: Yeah
Joey: I already did that
Yami: I'm not going to kill my father.
Midnightfox21
Sorry, to lazy too lazy to log in, lol.
*clears throat* Alright, just thought I'd start out saying that Vie, you're friggin' harlious, Seto singing and screaming like a fangirl had me rolling on the floor, and you werent the only one who was in yaoi heaven when Seto-kun and Yami-chan kissed (don't suppose I can narrow that tape, eh?)
Anyway, here are my questions/ dares:
1) Seto-kun, the yaoi fangirl in me wants to see more than a ten minute kiss so I double-dog dare you to not only make out but to make love to each other *evil laughter*
2) Bakura, you're fucking awesome, you kno that? I'm daring you to make out with Yami for a solid 5 minutes and be the sadist that you are!
3) last but not least, I want all the males in the room to drop like it's hot to Nelly's "Hot in Here" Except for you Mokuba cuz you're like what 10?
Oh and for the record: Yami you're so hot and Seto you're drop dead gorgeous but Yami still wins over you, lol!
Yami: Kaiba isn't here, so the dare can't be done and I don't want to do it.
Bakura: Yami, come here
Yami: No
Bakura: To bad. *pulls Yami closer and kisses him on the mouth*
Marik: To bad I'm the only sexy one available at the moment, so I'll give you a special private show *grins*
cheetahluv16
MUAHAHA! I'm back again! Thanks for responding!
Lila: ...You did a terrible evil laugh impression... Pathetic, actually. Needs to be more throaty, and change your expression when you're d-
me: QUIET, SLAVE! Go do my chores! I'm asking questions now! YAY!
Tea, I dare you to claim that friendship sucks!
Mokuba, PLEASE DATE LILA!
Lila: WHY do you insist on trying to get anyone, and anyTHING to date me?
Me: You're exaggerating.
Lila: Mokuba, Near, Mello, L, BB, Soul, Chrona, Lupin, Light, Beast Boy, Robin, Zack, Cedric, your dog, AND a lamp!
Me: That lamp was SO into you! Mokuba, Yugi, Seto, Joey, Bakura, Ryou, Yami, Marik, anyone! PLEASE DATE HER! I DON'T CARE WHO! AS LONG AS IT'S A GUY! SHE'S 13 AND SINGLE!
Lila: Please ignore her. She's obsessed with pairings -_-; Anyways, free muffins for all! -muffins fall from sky-
Me: ...How?
Lila: That's the power of anime. NOTHING HAS TO MAKE SENSE! Bye!
Me: DATE HER! -hit in head with fryingpan by Lila-
Lila: And she finally shuts up ^_^ Much better.
Tea: I-I can't, if I do that I get hit by a mallet TT_TT
Mokuba: I ā¦
Marik: Well Mokuba, looks like you're popular with the ladies
Mokuba: O/O
Joey: Free muffins, yea
Mokuba: Where's is my brother and Vie?
Bakura: *stops what he's doing and starts blushing*