A/N: Hello! Sorry for making the updates a little late. I have my other story to write so I don't really have as much time for this one as before. BUT DON'T WORRY! Even if I maybe someday would be very late updating it, I would never abandon it! Believe it!

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Now, on with chapter 10!

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Sasori sat on his bed, grabbing his favorite literature book and started reading. Five minutes later, Kisame came storming through the door, looking like somebody said he ate a shark. He looked around the room, as if searching for something. Sasori raised an eyebrow as the blue skinned man's eyes finally met him.

''HAVE YOU SEEN DEIDARA?'' He shouted, so loud that Sasori almost felt like the room was shaking.

''Uhm...no..Why are you looking for him?'' Sasori made a face as Kisame showed him his fish tank, with the fish dead and the stink spread throughout the whole room in seconds.

''The damn blonde poisoned my fish!''

Sasori cocked an eyebrow. Poisoned? Where would Deidara get poison from? His eyes widen as he slowly realized that there was only one poison in the base that affects fish.

He jolted up from the bed, opening his drawer and picked up a can.

Empty.

Empty.

Empty.

EMPTY!

''THAT POISON TOOK MONTHS TO PERFECT! WHERE'S THAT DAMN BRAT! DEIDARAAAA! I SWEAR! YOUR GOING TO PAY FOR THIS!''

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Deidara chuckled as he heard the ruckus from the base. He was sitting on the roof. Well..hiding may be a better word. He knew Sasori would pretty much make a puppet out of him now that he wasted Sasori's special poison. And now that he killed Kisame's precious fish, he knew he was going to get a lot of shit for it. Though he didn't care about it when he did it. He was enjoying himself too much, and now he didn't know what to do.

Apologizing was out of the question. There was no way any of the bastards in Akatsuki besides Konan would be this kind and forgiving.

Hiding til they calmed down may be better, but he couldn't hide that long. And Tobi would pretty much find him and ruin everything.

Running away wasn't an option. He was forbidden to get out of the base.

The only good option left for him was...

Disguising. As the Akatsuki members.

He grinned. 'It might be fun, un...'

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''SERVANTS!'' Zorba barked, smirking as the the two immortals entered the room, growling.

''Yes?'' They growled in unison.

'''Yes' what?'' His smirk turned to a grin.

''….Yes..M-master..'' They struggled, looking like they were about to explode, making his grin even bigger.

''I'm hungry. Bring me some ramen.''

'With a spiced dog, preferably.' Hidan thought, gritting his teeth.

They turned around and stormed out of the room without a word, heading for the kitchen. Kakuzu took some vegetables from the fridge, pulled out a knife from the drawer, and sliced them sadistically, imagining that they were a certain smug dog. Hidan pulled out a pot from the counter, filled it with water and slammed it down on the newly fixed stove before turning it on. He took out a noodle pack and ripped the sack open, letting the noodles fall into the pot. Kakuzu finished with the vegetables, and let them also fall down into the pot. Hidan glared at the steam rising out of the pot. Seeing Zorba's face on it, he let out a battle cry, and began punching through the steam as if it were a punching bag.

Kakuzu didn't tease him or call him an idiot as he usually would have done. In fact, he joined the Jashinist, crying out, punching through the poor steam, imagining the dog's ugly face bloodied and no longer smirking that god damned smirk of his.

Finally, they stopped, panting and glaring at the pot with red crazed eyes. They looked at each other and nodded. They looked back at the pot, this time grinning from ear to ear.

No one. NO ONE, dares making the Zombie due their servants. And NO ONE dares to make them call them master.

They were going to get revenge. And a sweet one at that...

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Sasori was furious. He looked through the hideout at least 5 times and he still hasn't found the blonde brat yet. Where could he be? There was no way the brat ran away from the base. Sasori was sure of that. So where?

He walked down the hallway with heavy footsteps. He spotted a flash of gold run down the second hallway and enter the living room, and immediately knew it was Deidara.

He ran to the living room, and searched around. No one was there.

Except for Tobi.

''Tobi, have you seen Deidara enter?'' He said, hoping Tobi would be useful for once.

''No. Tobi hasn't seen Deidara-sempai. Why are you looking for him?'' Tobi said, tilting his head innocently.

''That fucking brat wasted my precious poison! I'm going to send him to hell!'' And the redhead ran out of the living room, searching for the blonde bomber again.

''Tobi'' chuckled, doing some hand signs. Smoke appeared and out of it came the chuckling blonde bomber, grinning widely.

His plan was working flawlessly.

He already fooled Kisame with it! All he had to do was keep his guard up, and sense the two's chakra. Then he would just do a Henge no Jutsu and take someone's appearance.

'I'm a genius, un.''

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Itachi and Kabuto were in the living room, sitting on the couches opposite from each other. Kabuto was having a very hard time with the awkward silence, whereas Itachi was just fine, staring unblinkingly. Kabuto began to sweat as he looked into those creepy Sharingan eyes of Itachi, staring at him expressionlessly. Finally, he snapped.

''Okay! I give up! You win! Oh god, my eyes!'' He cried out.

''See? I told you. No one ever beat me in these kind of games. You should've known that you lack skill.'' The weasel said, still not blinking.

Suddenly, Kisame ran into the living room, jumping above the sofa, doing a flip in the air and landing right in front of the unsurprised Uchiha, who was still not blinking. Kabuto stared at the Uchiha wide eyed. He didn't even flinch when the giant fish jumped out of nowhere, while Kabuto almost jumped out of his skin!

''Itachi! Have you seen Deidara anywhere?'' Kisame said, panting from fury.

''I haven't seen him anywhere, nor do I care...'' Itachi said, still staring at Kabuto unblinkingly as Kisame made his way out of the living room.

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Hidan and Kakuzu were having the time of their lives. They have been planning their move to get revenge on the smug dog that dared call them servants, and finally decided to use the ramen.

They have put in all sorts of odds and ends into it. Shampoo, fertilizer, Deidara's clay, sand, cow shit, spit, blood, leafs, mud, worms, grape juice and ants. They (actually only Hidan, since Kakuzu wasn't so sadistic that he could stand the blood mixed with those horrible ingredients) smashed it all and mixed it til it wasn't visible. They added more ramen soup so the ramen would look normal, and they put in all the ramen spices they had so the smell wouldn't appear.

Grinning evilly, they made their way to the room the dog was sitting mightily in. They put the bowl on the table in front of the dog, and bowed respectfully before leaving, closing the door and running away as fast as possible to cackle madly.

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Zetsu was standing by his window, watering his precious Gravillea flower, and humming happily. He was in a good mood for once. Tobi had finally stopped bugging him about buying candy, and he managed to fix the stove. At last! Just as he was about to hug his dearest plant, a barking voice interrupted.

''BRLAAAAAAAAAAARGHHF! OH MAH FACKING GOTH! WHUT THA FACK HAFE YOUH PUT IN THA RAMEM! YOUH FACKING BATHTARDS! CAN'T EVAN MAKE PROPAR RAMEM! I'LL KELL YOUH! YOUH DAMM RACISTS! DOG ABUSARS! BLURGHH!'' The voice was so loud, the room was shaking, making Zetsu's precious flower fall down on the hard ground outside and into a pile of Zorba's shit, making Zetsu's black side turn white and his white side turn black.

Mad and loud cackling could be heard, but Zetsu ignored them.

On the verge of tears, he swore on his now deceased Gravillea flower that he will get his revenge...

End chapter 10

Lol, looks like everybody want's revenge on the unfortunate poor dog XD But don't worry! He will get his revenge too ;)

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