Mako: Welcome back to another episode of Melee Trap!
Nova: We really need a better and more interesting title.
Mako: So, what should it be?
Nova: Too lazy to think.
Mako: Exactly. And I thought of this one in about 2 seconds when I realized we need a catchy title. And sorry this came out so late. Anyways, here comes the next chappie.
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Mako: *walks out with a paper bad on her head*
Nova: Take that LCBO bag off.
Mako: Never! My hair is short!
Nova: It's just like a centimeter shorter.
Mako: Never say that again! *charges at him with a rolling pin, trips, and does a face plant er bag plant*
Chaos One: Hahahahahahahahaha! Nice job Mako, you just did a bag plant!
Mako: I really need to make some eye holes. *cuts out eye holes careful not to poke her eyes out* Well, I guess we better find Game and Watch, so we can start playing more 'games.' Hee hee hee. *pulls out a notebook*
Captain Falcon: Blues Clues, I'm so excited!
Chaos One: *looking around notices a paper.*
Mako: .. Let's go. *start walking around Toronto and everyone is tied together like Nova promised, except some of them*
Link: Why am I seeing a pattern here?
Marth: Must be getting hurt by Nova is good luck!
Samus: What about the feline? He was beat up by the water freak.
Mewtwo: Nova stepped on me afterwards.
Peach: That explains it. Then why-
Nova: We aren't allowed to tie up Canadian citizens like a pack of five year olds on a school trip.
Nana: *grin*
Zelda: So, how exactly are we going to know where to go?
Nova: Beats the hell outta me.
Luigi: Hey Nova, what's the smudge on your wing?
Nova: Smudge! Where? Mako!!!! Get it off!!
Mako: Ok. *starts trying to rub it off* Hey! It's not coming off!
Chaos One: You need to use water. *tries to get it off* I can't get it off either.
Nova: No! My beautiful wing is soiled forever! Tainted with an unholy mark! Hey wait. can I see?
Mako: Go ahead. It's your wing.
Nova: *looks at the smudge* Why the hell does it look like Mr. old school?
Mako: *runs up to see it* Must be a clue! I'll get my handy dandy notebook! *notebook appears in her hand with a pencil*
Nova: *sweatbubble* Why are you using your sketchbook.?
Mako: Couldn't find anything else on short notice. *scribbles down a cheap picture of Nova's wing* Okay.. Now what?
Chaos One: We wander around until our legs fall off.
Nova: But I don't want my legs to fall off. I'm kinda attached to them.
Ness: But you can fly.
Ganondorf: Ya my dragon hommie, you're job is to pick up our legs when they fall off.
Nova: Great. at least I'll have a nice snack. Mmmmmmmmm, legs.
Mako: Nova, you're sick.
Samus: Is it just me or is it kinda windy outside today. *piece of paper floats by and smacks Chaos One right in the face*
Chaos One: *peals the paper off his face* Stupid piece of paper! *crumples it up and throws it as far as he can and in mid air it unfolds into a perfect piece of paper again*
Zelda: that denies the laws of physics.
Kirby: What's the law of physics? .. Can I eat it?
Bowser: Sure, you can eat a text book any day.
Kirby: Really? Wow. paper is funny.
Link: This is getting horribly disturbing. I don't think I'll ever be able to follow his eating patterns. Anyways, do you have any idea where the hell we're going?
Mako: We're following Nova. He pick up Game and Watch's scent from anywhere. Hey, *looks around* where is he anyways?
Chaos One: Maybe he went to work.
Young Link: Wow. he works? I thought he was a lazy ass trash disposal.
Mako: *shrug*
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G&W: Hee hee ha ha ha hee ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee *gasp* ha. They'll never find me in my secret lair! But if they do, I'll kill them! General Apricot!
General Apricot: *roll in* Yes sir.
G&W: Go and kill them my fruity assistant! Little do they know I have an assassin sent after them! They don't have a blues clue where I am! Oh, and before you go, I must brand you sine you are a clue.
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Mario: *gets hit in the head by an apricot* What the hell! Who threw a fruit at me!
Luigi: *pick up the apricot* And why is a toothpick stuck in it?
Dr. Mario: And why does it have a Game and Watch symbol on it.
Mako: A clue! *whips out a pencil and starts drawing the apricot*
Apricot: *evil laughter*
Link: Why is it laughing?
Jigglypuff: *running around in circles* Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it!
Apricot: I don't like annoying noises! *lunges at Jigglypuff and tries to stab her with a diamond edge toothpick and starts poking her*
Jigglypuff: OW!!!!
Pichu: *grabs it and chucks it away*
Mako: *finishes drawing and stabs the apricot with the pencil*
Apricot: *dies*
Peach: That was. disturbing.
Chaos One: Hey! Don't steal Nova's line.
Mako: How weird, he sent an apricot assassin.. Damn he needs to hire better help. Damn, I need better help.. *grumbling* Where the hell is that little bastard anyways. I thought he'd come down and eat it instead of having me sacrifice my pencil..
Nova: *flies down and eats the apricot* Mmmmmmm, assassiny. *thinks for a sec* According to it's taste, this was an apricot assassin, mutated by Game and Watch, and sent to kill us all using a ..toothpick, with a diamond edge.
Popo: That's not all. He was also a clue.
Nova: Don't interrupt. I'm not done yet, shut up. And he was also a clue.
Popo: Wow. I never knew you could tell that it was a clue by tasting it.
Nova: Ya, the clue was branded on, and I also saw it.
Nana: o.o What the hell.
Nova: The brand tastes like burning.
Nana: O.O You are not normal..
Mako: *pats Nova's shoulder* I feel your pain. *pat, pat*
Nova: *sniff* Hey, where did Fox and Falco go? And how did they escape so easily? We really shouldn't let the Junior Mounties practice tying they're knots on them.
*Fox and Falco are laying on a hill watching the clouds*
Fox: That cloud looks like a cotton ball.
Falco: *points to another cloud* And that one looks like an Arwing, being blown up.
Fox: And that one looks like a cotton ball..
Falco: That one's a mutated whale with 2 tails.
Fox: Wow, and look, another cotton ball!
Falco: -.- Man, you are so unoriginal.
Little Kid: *walks up to them* Are you Fox McCloud?
Fox: Ya.
Little Kid: And are you Falco Lombardi?
Falco: Ya.
Little Kid: You guy are lying! They're not real! *kicks Fox in the gut and Fox rolls down the hill and ends up on the road*
Fox: *rolls down and ends up on his back in a perfectly relaxed position*
Falco: *joins him in a couple seconds, also equally relaxed*
Fox: We should get off the road before a car hits us.
Falco: Ya. *they both roll up onto the sidewalk, and a car narrowly misses them*
Fox: Wow, a kite!
Falco: Finally you see something else in the clouds then a cotton ball.
Fox: No, they're all still cotton balls, but I see a kite that looks like Game and Watch.
Falco: Think it's a clue?
Fox: Probably.
Falco: Shouldn't we tell them that we found a clue?
Fox: Naw, let them find it themselves.
Mako: *pops up behind them* Hey, you guys must have found the next clue! Good work!
Falco: How the hell did she find us and get here so fast?
Fox: Beats the hell outta me.
Mako: *scribbles a cheap picture of a kite* Ok, we have three clues, so we should be able to find him now! But these clues don't fit together at all.. Damn it! they always fit together in the show!
Mewtwo: *notices a note stuck to a tree* Hm, this note says that we need to find 11 clues..
Mako: WHAT!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr.. I'm gonna practice origami when I find that little bastard.
G&W: *flies by above them on a breeze* If my assassin can't kill them, I will! *pulls out Excalibur, but a seagull smacks into him and he drops it* Damn, now I have to find a new sword. *floats away*
*the sword falls to the ground and gets stuck in a crack in the sidewalk*
Marth: Oh look! I new sword!
Young Link: Damn! It might be my Great Faerie sword! I haven't seen it since Link stole it. *glares at Link*
Link: Hey, I don't have it. I accidentally dropped it off the arena one time and never saw it again.
Roy: Marth, as much as I love you, that sword is mine!
*all four swordsmen lunge at the sword*
Mako: Wait! *steps in front of it* It's another clue! How convenient! And plus, it's Excalibur, only the King of England call pull it out of the stone.
Zelda: But it's asphalt.
Chaos One: *shrug* Close enough.
Link: .. It's mine!
Samus: But you live in Hyrule, plus do you even know where England is?
Link: .. Ya I do! It's just the to right of here!
Samus: Actually, that's the direction to Russia..
Link: Dammit!
Captain Falcon: *walking by and he trips over the sword, and the sword fall out of the crack* Wow, that almost hit my head.
Mako: That would have been bad. I don't want any character death. yet.
Nova: Naw, according to my probing, they're no vital organs in there.
Everyone: O.o
Nova: According to my calculations, there is a millionth of a chance to hit his brain, since it's the size of a pea.
Captain Falcon: Hee hee! Peeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Nova: . see what I mean. Besides, he's kinda like a jellyfish, his brain is spread out all over his body, nerve endings. Except they're damaged because off all the fighting.
Mako: I say you're next project should be to get him a brain.. We'll make him smart one day. Now lets move out troops!
****************** *later. much, much later*
Pikachu: Chhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu.... I'm tired.
Yoshi: And hungry..
Pichu: And thirsty...
Bowser: And we're stuck with this idiot.
Captain Falcon: *laughing* pee pee!
Mako: I guess we can stop.
Kirby: We must have circles the city 3 times by now!
Jigglypuff: Actually, it was 4..
Captain Falcon: I'm thirsty. I want Bibo fruit punch.
Johnny Orange: *falls off a building in front of them, gets up and starts running around in circles* Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo...
G&W: *Game and Watches voice is coming from a set of headphones on his head* no! Stop running around in circles!
Johnny Orange: *stops running around but keeps chanting* Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo..
G&W: Now, get out a knife.
Johnny Orange: *pulls out a straw*
G&W: Close enough. now kill!!
Johnny Orange: *about to kill himself*
G&W: No! Stop! Kill them, not yourself!
Johnny Orange: *stops almost killing himself* Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo.
G&W: Now, kill the Smashers.
Johnny Orange: *runs into a scrap yard and starts killing a crane*
G&W: No you moron!
Johnny Orange: *the crane starts spinning out of control and swings a car towards the Smashers, but the chains snaps and the car lands right in front of them, but Game and Watch doesn't know since he's looking through a camera in the oranges shades*
G&W: Good work! Now check the remains and steal they're money!
Johnny Orange: *starts running towards the Smashers, but the chain smacks him and he flies through a chain fence and gets diced*
G&W: Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo! Foiled again!
Everyone else: O.o *sweatbubble* That was the weirdest thing I ever saw.
Johnny Orange: *melts and forms a puddle shaped like an orange Game and Watch symbol*
Mako: I guess the colour orange is our next clue. *makes a giant orange scribble on the next page*
Zelda: What is with Game and Watch and evil fruit minions?
Nova: I guess it's the only thing that will listen to a 2D character.
Chaos One: *sees a piece of paper float by* Evil sheet of paper! *starts chasing it around and eventually catches it*
*note: The next one is hard, but think of what is not in Canada*
Chaos One: Why the hell is he giving us a hint!
Ganondorf: I think he's drunk.
***flash to Game and Watch***
G&W: I just *hic* love Molsen Canadian! *falls down a flight of stairs*
***back to the Smashers***
Nova: Hm... how about nukes?
DK: Mean you bomb nuclear? *when he says nuclear bomb, and little Game and Watch clue flashes above him*
Nova: He's not that special! All he did was say nuclear bomb! *once again the symbol flashes above Nova*
Mako: So, our next clue is nuclear bomb! *symbol flashes above her and she draws a mushroom cloud with a little missile under it*
***later***
Chaos One: Why the hell can't he give us a hint with this clue too! I'm so tired!
****meanwhile****
G&W: *asleep at the bottom of a set of stairs*
*back to them*
Mako: We might at least pack it in the night. *walk up to the nearest hotel* But we don't have money. *starts walking into an alley* Looks like we're living like homeless bums.
Nova: I have money!
Mako: .. How come you have money?
Nova: I was at work dummy. *all go in and order a room* Damn, I can only get one room..
*in their one tiny hotel room*
Mako: I call bed!
Kirby: I call sleeping on the TV!
Chaos One: Bathtub!
Zelda: Couch.
Pichu: I call Game and Watch!
Everyone: What! *look at Game and Watch pretending to be a rug*
G&W: Um. *jumps out the window*
Pichu: Um. cupboard!
Nova: I call portal to me secret bedroom!
Everyone: ..
Nova: *puts a box on the ground, which expands to a huge door leading to a giant bedroom*
Everyone: .. *sweatbubble*
Nova: Bye! *steps through the door and it disappears*
*after every possible sleeping place was called and even one that's not.*
Pikachu: *hanging from a coat hanger*
Mako: I said no character death! *looks and it's only a Pikachu bag*
*everyone wakes up*
Mako: Where's Pikachu?
Pikachu: *crawls out of the Pikachu bag*
Nova: *comes out of the door to his bedroom with a nightcap on* That was a nice sleep. *yawn* Best sleep in a while. It's hard running around probing people at night.
Mako: *nudges him* Shut up about the probing! Anyways, I got the bed after all, but I have to share it with about 7 other people..
Nova: Should have come to my place, got lotsa extra bedrooms.
Everyone: *angry* Now you tell us!
Nova: *shrug* Come in and I'll show you around.
*everyone walk into the dimensional transporter*
Nova: And to your right *points to the left* you will see nothing because you're suppose to look to the right.
Roy: Why did you point to the left then?
Chaos One: You always like playing mind games, don't you?
Nova: Yup ^-^ Anyways, over there is my bed *giant quadruple king size bed* And there are the guest rooms *17 doors are seen* And there is the couch *giant couch which everyone jumps on*
Link: I think I'm sitting on something. *pulls out a remote* Cool, lets see what's on. *turns on the TV and it's on a news station*
News Anchor: There appears to be a giant, stationary black cloud hovering over the town of Toronto today. We are expecting a 45% chance of rain, and heavy cloud coverage. Now lets see some satellite pictures of this odd cloud. *dramatic music comes on*
Mako: Hey. Where's the music come from?
Fox: *turns off the other TV which has Apollo 13 playing* I dunno. *innocent shrug* All that was on TV other then the news was this movie.
Falco: We ARE at the Apollo 13 hotel after all.
*anyways, the TV the screen fades and shows an upper view of Toronto, above which a giant cloud is floating shaped like our favorite missing Smasher*
Ness: Does that make this city a clue?
Mako: Good boy. *hands him a cookie*
*everyone else glare enviously at Ness and the cookie which Mako writes TORONTO in her handy dandy sketchbook*
Nova: Someone turn off that TV.
Popo: Is it off.
Nova: *looks back* But it's still on.
Popo: It is on.
Nova: *smacks him in the head, whistles and Robo Chief comes and turns it off* Now, on with the tour. Here are our closets. We decided to split the closets, since there are 9, the three of us *points to himself, Mako, and Chaos One* All get 3 each. Mako has clothes in her closets, and Chaos One puts all his teddy bears in the closets-
Chaos One: You promised not to tell anyone!
Nova: Ooppsies. Anyways, me, only having a phoenix doll, a turtle companion, and a tie and night cap, I just put my tie and cap in a drawer, and I keep my phoenix on my bed, and Turdy stays in a closet. But don't open the door.
Young Link: *opens the door, tons of water spills out drenching him*
Nova: Ya, Turdy likes his swimming pool.. Turdy! I told you not to do that!
Turdy: *climbs out of Young Links hat* Ooppsies.
Nova: Ya, so I have extra closets. I keep an Elvis impersonator in one. I call him, Closet Elvis! *pushes a button and the door opens revealing a guy in an Elvis suit* Hey Closet Elvis.
Closet Elvis: Hello, hello.
Marth: All great, almighty and all knowing Closet Elvis. Where is Game and Watch!
Closet Elvis: You, know the busy bee searches all day for a pollinated flower because it has not checked all the flowers.
Ganondorf: What's that suppose to mean closet hommie?
Closet Elvis: I dunno, I thought it sounded cool.
Nova: Anyways *door slowly closes*
Closet Elvis: *slowly disappearing from view* No! My adoring fans! Tell all the people out there that-
Nova: *pushes another button and the door goes into fast forward and automatically closes* Enough of him.
Mako: *lying on a bed* Got anything interesting here? I've seen him 2,347,132,670 times.
Nova: Actually ya! I didn't want to tell you this but. ever wonder why Glorfindel wasn't in Lord of the Rings? *pushes a button and open a closet*
Everyone: ???? There's nothing in there?
Nova: Damn, wrong closet. *opens another one and lo and behold! There is our favorite elf Glorfindel*
Mako: Glorfindel!!!!!! *tries to glomp him but hits an invisible barrier and sort of slowly slides down it while Glorfindel slowly backs away*
Nova: Anyways, here the birthday present I forgot to give you.
Mako: *squeals* I own and elf! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Eh Nova, how'd you catch him anyways?
Nova: Easy, I used to live in Middle earth.
Zelda: But I thought you lived on the moon?
Nova: Key word, USED to live.
Mako: As ecstatically happy as I am, it would have been cool if he was in the movie. Now anyone who hasn't read the book has no idea who Glorfindel is, meaning half the population don't know about him!
Nana: That's all fine and dandy. but-
Everyone: ..Who's Glorfindel???
Mako: See?
Glorfindel: Great. I get torn from my home and now on one remembers who I am.
Mako: You're in the book, be happy.
Glorfindel: No. I'm anti-happy.
Mako: I said be happy.
Glorfindel: I will remain anti-happy until you let me out!
Mako: Fine! *lets him out*
Glorfindel: Yay! I'm free! I'm free! Rivendell here I come!
Nova: *puts a leash on him and gives the leash to Mako*
Glorfindel: Damn.
Mako: Yay! But my mommy said if you really love someone you can let them go.
Glorfindel: *perks up*
Mako: But I never liked my mommy anyways! So hah! You're stuck here elf boy!
Glorfindel: *grumbles and looks at Nova* Damn you stupid dragon. *pulls out an Elven slingshots and shots an acorn at Nova*
Nova: No! Food is being wasted! *but somehow a Game and Watch symbol pops up in front of it and gets infused with it*
Peach: A clue?
Mako: *nods while drawing* Hey, Glorfindel, how did you get a slingshot? I thought the only elf who used a slingshot was Young Link over here?
Glorfindel: *sniffle* He *points at Nova* took my bow and arrows. They where a present from the Lady of the Golden Woods.. *sniffle*
Mako: Aw, poor guy. *shoves him back in the closet and slams the door shut* Ok, lets get moving! More clues are out there waiting for us!
***outside in the streets later***
Bowser: Dude, this bites.
Roy: Hell ya. I swear when we find that stupid Game and Watch I'm gonna skewer him with my sword!
Marth: Not unless I beat you to it.
Mewtwo: *sigh* I say it's better if we leave that nitwit wherever the hell he is and go home. My feet are killing me.
Samus: You're the one who's got it easy! You've been floating the whole time!
Mewtwo: You think it's easy maintaining such focus so that I am able to levitate for such periods of time?
Samus: Ya.
Kirby: And Samus, you got that funky suit on, it's probably on cruise control or something!
Jigglypuff: Well you've been flying most of the time!
Luigi: And so have you!
Zelda: Look, we're all tired. So just stop arguing!
Link: Ya! What she said!
Chaos One: Ya! All you people are *trips over Game and Watch* Bastard! He punched my right leg, and left this little spot on it... that looks exactly like a mini G&W.. Hey wait a sec! This is one of those clues I've heard so much about!
Mako: Yep. *tosses him a bag of cookies*
Ness: *sniff* I only got one.
Everyone else: *sniffle* And we didn't get any.
Mako: He's more important then you! And now it's time for our handy dandy, super duper, trusty rusty, sunny funny, sandy dandy, twirly whirly, candy dandy-
Pikachu: Shut up. Just shut up.
Mako: I couldn't think of any more anyways.. Note- I mean - sketchbook! *doodle, doodle*
DK: Go we must.
Mario: Are we almost done yet?
Mako: Hopefully. I'm going to run out of pages soon. -.-
Nova: Quiet Mako, we have to go look for Game and Watch. *paper floats by*
Chaos One: *charges at the paper with spears* Stupid piece of paper!!!! *makes a hole through it and crumples it up and chucks it over his shoulder.. Only to have it unravel and somehow heal itself in mid air* AAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa*gasp*AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa aaHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Nova: I think he need phyciatric help.. *pulls out an inkblot card from now where* Ok Chaos One. What do you see?
Chaos One: A clue!
Nova: A clue? I think he need more help than we first thought!
Dr. Mario: But. Game and Watch really is in the inkblot.
Ganondorf: Not you too my hommie!
Pichu: No really! There is!
Mako: Everyone's insane! *runs around in pointless circles bumping into things*
Popo: And she's included..
Nova: *sticks out his fist, Mako runs into it and clotheslines herself, and falls down while Nova grabs the notebook and draws a crappy inkblot, he DOES have claws after all.. And he's a pretty crappy drawer, but that's beside the point. And the he drops it onto Mako's face*
Mako: @.@ *swirley eyes*
Nova: *breathes a little fire on her*
Mako: *instantly gets up* I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! *starts running in circle*
Nana: Um. aren't you suppose to stop drop and roll when you're on fire?
Mako: *stops to think meanwhile flames are slowly devouring her jacket* Hmmmmmm..
Nova: *picks her up* Stop. *drops he on the ground* Drop. *kicks her away and she rolls away* Roll.
Mako: *delirious* But I dun wanna go ta skool mommie...
Peach: Here, I'll make you some bacon. *burns the bacon on a grill which mysteriously appears* Here Mako!
Mako: *sniffs and instantly wakes up* Aw God! What's that shit!
Nova: That is some anti-happy bacon. Anyways, I've been wanting to go to the Toronto Zoo for quiet some time. I've never had rhino before *licks his lips*
Young Link: Oh, you're such a kidder?
Nova: *confused* Who says I'm kidding?
Bowser: You disgust me. Elephants are much better.
Nova: Ya, I know, but I've never had rhino..
Bowser: Trust me, ya ain't missin out on anything.
***when they finally get to the zoo***
Nova: *waddles straight over to the rhinos*
Bowser: *waddles over to the elephants*
Both: *stare hungrily at the animals, then start prancing around together to different animal exhibits*
Everyone else: -.- *sweatdrop*
Roy: The tigers are purdy.
Link: I like the lions.
Young Link: *laughing* Hee hee hee! The chimpanzees have funny coloured asses! And that one has a birth mark that looks just like a clue!
Chaos One: That's not a clue but that it! *points to a cage full of orangutan* Mako.
Mako: Already on it! *scribble scribble* We got all three - I mean 11 clues!
Everyone: Yay!
Mako: Ok, where the fuck could G&W be with these clues. Left wing of Nova, an Apricot, a Kite, Excalibur, an Orange *snicker*, a Nuclear bomb, Toronto, an Acorn, Right foot of Chaos One, an Inkblot, and an Orangutan.
Chaos One: I wonder.. *paper floats bye* Stupid piece of-
Nova: *garbs him by the neck* Don't wreak the piece of paper. It's amazing! It can regenerate itself! *grabs it and face faults* Uh Chaos One. did you ever bother to READ the paper?
Chaos One: No, I was blinded by an unexplained anger.
Nova: Because right here it says that Game and Watch is a wanted criminal for possession of weapons, for being a weapon.. Paper cuts? For resisting arrest, for arresting a police officer..? For trying to become the new Nintendo mascot-
Mario: What!!!! He can't take my place! I'm going to kill him!
Nova: Please take a number. You'll have to get in line.
Mario: * number 324234* Grreeaaaat...
Nova: Anyhoo, here it says he was last seen in Lake Ontario. Damn. We did all that for nothing. But I still have no idea what any of those clues have to do with Lake Ontario..
G&W: *pops in* It's quiet simple. The first letter of every clue spells LAKE ONTARIO. See? Left wing of Nova Apricot Kite Excalibur
Orange Nuclear bomb Toronto Acorn Right foot of Chaos One Inkblot Orangutan
Everyone: *sweatdrop* Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... Get him!!! *got a giant sport hump onto of Game and watch to make sure he doesn't get away*
G&W: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *slips out from the pile and runs away*
Nova: *sitting down on a corner* Ok, according to me calculations, he should be running by right now. *holds out a paper shredder*
G&W: *running away looking behind him running* You'll never catch me cuz I'm the ginger bread man! *runs into the shredder*
Nova: *cover in black confetti* ... *grabs all the pieces and the mold back into Game and Watch* That was. odd.
Mako: *gets up and dusts herself off* But then again, with all we've seen here.. *grabs Game and Watch* And YOU my friend (not) and not leaving anywhere. And to make sure, it's time for Game-a-gami! This is when we fold you into cute little shapes to make sure you don't go anywhere!
G&W: Meep!
Mako: *tries to fold him into a swan, fails miserably so he turns into a crumbles ball* FINALLY we can go home!
Everyone: Whoo hoo!
Mako: To the cage!
Everyone: .. *crickets chirp*
Mako: ... *teleports them all back* Ok, now that that's finally done, lets go to sleep. *everyone slowly drag themselves back to bed, most miserably failing due to cramps*
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Mako: My God it's finally done!
Nova: Sorry it took so long to get up, our parents cancelled the net for 2 months..
Mako: Big fight, don't ask. And we finally got it back.
Nova: And, the next chappie will for sure be up much sooner. And for those of you who don't know what Bibo is, it's an incredibly gay fruit punch drink that they totally over commercialize on YTV in Canada.
Mako: And we'll give you you're cameo Segekihei, as soon as we type up the chapter! We're gonna put you into the chapter after the next one, we're FINALLY going to do real life battleship! But we got one chapter to do before that one.. Stay tuned to find out!
Nova: We really need a better and more interesting title.
Mako: So, what should it be?
Nova: Too lazy to think.
Mako: Exactly. And I thought of this one in about 2 seconds when I realized we need a catchy title. And sorry this came out so late. Anyways, here comes the next chappie.
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Mako: *walks out with a paper bad on her head*
Nova: Take that LCBO bag off.
Mako: Never! My hair is short!
Nova: It's just like a centimeter shorter.
Mako: Never say that again! *charges at him with a rolling pin, trips, and does a face plant er bag plant*
Chaos One: Hahahahahahahahaha! Nice job Mako, you just did a bag plant!
Mako: I really need to make some eye holes. *cuts out eye holes careful not to poke her eyes out* Well, I guess we better find Game and Watch, so we can start playing more 'games.' Hee hee hee. *pulls out a notebook*
Captain Falcon: Blues Clues, I'm so excited!
Chaos One: *looking around notices a paper.*
Mako: .. Let's go. *start walking around Toronto and everyone is tied together like Nova promised, except some of them*
Link: Why am I seeing a pattern here?
Marth: Must be getting hurt by Nova is good luck!
Samus: What about the feline? He was beat up by the water freak.
Mewtwo: Nova stepped on me afterwards.
Peach: That explains it. Then why-
Nova: We aren't allowed to tie up Canadian citizens like a pack of five year olds on a school trip.
Nana: *grin*
Zelda: So, how exactly are we going to know where to go?
Nova: Beats the hell outta me.
Luigi: Hey Nova, what's the smudge on your wing?
Nova: Smudge! Where? Mako!!!! Get it off!!
Mako: Ok. *starts trying to rub it off* Hey! It's not coming off!
Chaos One: You need to use water. *tries to get it off* I can't get it off either.
Nova: No! My beautiful wing is soiled forever! Tainted with an unholy mark! Hey wait. can I see?
Mako: Go ahead. It's your wing.
Nova: *looks at the smudge* Why the hell does it look like Mr. old school?
Mako: *runs up to see it* Must be a clue! I'll get my handy dandy notebook! *notebook appears in her hand with a pencil*
Nova: *sweatbubble* Why are you using your sketchbook.?
Mako: Couldn't find anything else on short notice. *scribbles down a cheap picture of Nova's wing* Okay.. Now what?
Chaos One: We wander around until our legs fall off.
Nova: But I don't want my legs to fall off. I'm kinda attached to them.
Ness: But you can fly.
Ganondorf: Ya my dragon hommie, you're job is to pick up our legs when they fall off.
Nova: Great. at least I'll have a nice snack. Mmmmmmmmm, legs.
Mako: Nova, you're sick.
Samus: Is it just me or is it kinda windy outside today. *piece of paper floats by and smacks Chaos One right in the face*
Chaos One: *peals the paper off his face* Stupid piece of paper! *crumples it up and throws it as far as he can and in mid air it unfolds into a perfect piece of paper again*
Zelda: that denies the laws of physics.
Kirby: What's the law of physics? .. Can I eat it?
Bowser: Sure, you can eat a text book any day.
Kirby: Really? Wow. paper is funny.
Link: This is getting horribly disturbing. I don't think I'll ever be able to follow his eating patterns. Anyways, do you have any idea where the hell we're going?
Mako: We're following Nova. He pick up Game and Watch's scent from anywhere. Hey, *looks around* where is he anyways?
Chaos One: Maybe he went to work.
Young Link: Wow. he works? I thought he was a lazy ass trash disposal.
Mako: *shrug*
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G&W: Hee hee ha ha ha hee ha ha hee hee hee ha ha ha ha ha hee *gasp* ha. They'll never find me in my secret lair! But if they do, I'll kill them! General Apricot!
General Apricot: *roll in* Yes sir.
G&W: Go and kill them my fruity assistant! Little do they know I have an assassin sent after them! They don't have a blues clue where I am! Oh, and before you go, I must brand you sine you are a clue.
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Mario: *gets hit in the head by an apricot* What the hell! Who threw a fruit at me!
Luigi: *pick up the apricot* And why is a toothpick stuck in it?
Dr. Mario: And why does it have a Game and Watch symbol on it.
Mako: A clue! *whips out a pencil and starts drawing the apricot*
Apricot: *evil laughter*
Link: Why is it laughing?
Jigglypuff: *running around in circles* Kill it kill it kill it kill it kill it!
Apricot: I don't like annoying noises! *lunges at Jigglypuff and tries to stab her with a diamond edge toothpick and starts poking her*
Jigglypuff: OW!!!!
Pichu: *grabs it and chucks it away*
Mako: *finishes drawing and stabs the apricot with the pencil*
Apricot: *dies*
Peach: That was. disturbing.
Chaos One: Hey! Don't steal Nova's line.
Mako: How weird, he sent an apricot assassin.. Damn he needs to hire better help. Damn, I need better help.. *grumbling* Where the hell is that little bastard anyways. I thought he'd come down and eat it instead of having me sacrifice my pencil..
Nova: *flies down and eats the apricot* Mmmmmmm, assassiny. *thinks for a sec* According to it's taste, this was an apricot assassin, mutated by Game and Watch, and sent to kill us all using a ..toothpick, with a diamond edge.
Popo: That's not all. He was also a clue.
Nova: Don't interrupt. I'm not done yet, shut up. And he was also a clue.
Popo: Wow. I never knew you could tell that it was a clue by tasting it.
Nova: Ya, the clue was branded on, and I also saw it.
Nana: o.o What the hell.
Nova: The brand tastes like burning.
Nana: O.O You are not normal..
Mako: *pats Nova's shoulder* I feel your pain. *pat, pat*
Nova: *sniff* Hey, where did Fox and Falco go? And how did they escape so easily? We really shouldn't let the Junior Mounties practice tying they're knots on them.
*Fox and Falco are laying on a hill watching the clouds*
Fox: That cloud looks like a cotton ball.
Falco: *points to another cloud* And that one looks like an Arwing, being blown up.
Fox: And that one looks like a cotton ball..
Falco: That one's a mutated whale with 2 tails.
Fox: Wow, and look, another cotton ball!
Falco: -.- Man, you are so unoriginal.
Little Kid: *walks up to them* Are you Fox McCloud?
Fox: Ya.
Little Kid: And are you Falco Lombardi?
Falco: Ya.
Little Kid: You guy are lying! They're not real! *kicks Fox in the gut and Fox rolls down the hill and ends up on the road*
Fox: *rolls down and ends up on his back in a perfectly relaxed position*
Falco: *joins him in a couple seconds, also equally relaxed*
Fox: We should get off the road before a car hits us.
Falco: Ya. *they both roll up onto the sidewalk, and a car narrowly misses them*
Fox: Wow, a kite!
Falco: Finally you see something else in the clouds then a cotton ball.
Fox: No, they're all still cotton balls, but I see a kite that looks like Game and Watch.
Falco: Think it's a clue?
Fox: Probably.
Falco: Shouldn't we tell them that we found a clue?
Fox: Naw, let them find it themselves.
Mako: *pops up behind them* Hey, you guys must have found the next clue! Good work!
Falco: How the hell did she find us and get here so fast?
Fox: Beats the hell outta me.
Mako: *scribbles a cheap picture of a kite* Ok, we have three clues, so we should be able to find him now! But these clues don't fit together at all.. Damn it! they always fit together in the show!
Mewtwo: *notices a note stuck to a tree* Hm, this note says that we need to find 11 clues..
Mako: WHAT!!!!!!!! Grrrrrrr.. I'm gonna practice origami when I find that little bastard.
G&W: *flies by above them on a breeze* If my assassin can't kill them, I will! *pulls out Excalibur, but a seagull smacks into him and he drops it* Damn, now I have to find a new sword. *floats away*
*the sword falls to the ground and gets stuck in a crack in the sidewalk*
Marth: Oh look! I new sword!
Young Link: Damn! It might be my Great Faerie sword! I haven't seen it since Link stole it. *glares at Link*
Link: Hey, I don't have it. I accidentally dropped it off the arena one time and never saw it again.
Roy: Marth, as much as I love you, that sword is mine!
*all four swordsmen lunge at the sword*
Mako: Wait! *steps in front of it* It's another clue! How convenient! And plus, it's Excalibur, only the King of England call pull it out of the stone.
Zelda: But it's asphalt.
Chaos One: *shrug* Close enough.
Link: .. It's mine!
Samus: But you live in Hyrule, plus do you even know where England is?
Link: .. Ya I do! It's just the to right of here!
Samus: Actually, that's the direction to Russia..
Link: Dammit!
Captain Falcon: *walking by and he trips over the sword, and the sword fall out of the crack* Wow, that almost hit my head.
Mako: That would have been bad. I don't want any character death. yet.
Nova: Naw, according to my probing, they're no vital organs in there.
Everyone: O.o
Nova: According to my calculations, there is a millionth of a chance to hit his brain, since it's the size of a pea.
Captain Falcon: Hee hee! Peeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!!!
Nova: . see what I mean. Besides, he's kinda like a jellyfish, his brain is spread out all over his body, nerve endings. Except they're damaged because off all the fighting.
Mako: I say you're next project should be to get him a brain.. We'll make him smart one day. Now lets move out troops!
****************** *later. much, much later*
Pikachu: Chhhhhhuuuuuuuuuuuu.... I'm tired.
Yoshi: And hungry..
Pichu: And thirsty...
Bowser: And we're stuck with this idiot.
Captain Falcon: *laughing* pee pee!
Mako: I guess we can stop.
Kirby: We must have circles the city 3 times by now!
Jigglypuff: Actually, it was 4..
Captain Falcon: I'm thirsty. I want Bibo fruit punch.
Johnny Orange: *falls off a building in front of them, gets up and starts running around in circles* Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo...
G&W: *Game and Watches voice is coming from a set of headphones on his head* no! Stop running around in circles!
Johnny Orange: *stops running around but keeps chanting* Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo..
G&W: Now, get out a knife.
Johnny Orange: *pulls out a straw*
G&W: Close enough. now kill!!
Johnny Orange: *about to kill himself*
G&W: No! Stop! Kill them, not yourself!
Johnny Orange: *stops almost killing himself* Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo, Bibo.
G&W: Now, kill the Smashers.
Johnny Orange: *runs into a scrap yard and starts killing a crane*
G&W: No you moron!
Johnny Orange: *the crane starts spinning out of control and swings a car towards the Smashers, but the chains snaps and the car lands right in front of them, but Game and Watch doesn't know since he's looking through a camera in the oranges shades*
G&W: Good work! Now check the remains and steal they're money!
Johnny Orange: *starts running towards the Smashers, but the chain smacks him and he flies through a chain fence and gets diced*
G&W: Nnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooo! Foiled again!
Everyone else: O.o *sweatbubble* That was the weirdest thing I ever saw.
Johnny Orange: *melts and forms a puddle shaped like an orange Game and Watch symbol*
Mako: I guess the colour orange is our next clue. *makes a giant orange scribble on the next page*
Zelda: What is with Game and Watch and evil fruit minions?
Nova: I guess it's the only thing that will listen to a 2D character.
Chaos One: *sees a piece of paper float by* Evil sheet of paper! *starts chasing it around and eventually catches it*
*note: The next one is hard, but think of what is not in Canada*
Chaos One: Why the hell is he giving us a hint!
Ganondorf: I think he's drunk.
***flash to Game and Watch***
G&W: I just *hic* love Molsen Canadian! *falls down a flight of stairs*
***back to the Smashers***
Nova: Hm... how about nukes?
DK: Mean you bomb nuclear? *when he says nuclear bomb, and little Game and Watch clue flashes above him*
Nova: He's not that special! All he did was say nuclear bomb! *once again the symbol flashes above Nova*
Mako: So, our next clue is nuclear bomb! *symbol flashes above her and she draws a mushroom cloud with a little missile under it*
***later***
Chaos One: Why the hell can't he give us a hint with this clue too! I'm so tired!
****meanwhile****
G&W: *asleep at the bottom of a set of stairs*
*back to them*
Mako: We might at least pack it in the night. *walk up to the nearest hotel* But we don't have money. *starts walking into an alley* Looks like we're living like homeless bums.
Nova: I have money!
Mako: .. How come you have money?
Nova: I was at work dummy. *all go in and order a room* Damn, I can only get one room..
*in their one tiny hotel room*
Mako: I call bed!
Kirby: I call sleeping on the TV!
Chaos One: Bathtub!
Zelda: Couch.
Pichu: I call Game and Watch!
Everyone: What! *look at Game and Watch pretending to be a rug*
G&W: Um. *jumps out the window*
Pichu: Um. cupboard!
Nova: I call portal to me secret bedroom!
Everyone: ..
Nova: *puts a box on the ground, which expands to a huge door leading to a giant bedroom*
Everyone: .. *sweatbubble*
Nova: Bye! *steps through the door and it disappears*
*after every possible sleeping place was called and even one that's not.*
Pikachu: *hanging from a coat hanger*
Mako: I said no character death! *looks and it's only a Pikachu bag*
*everyone wakes up*
Mako: Where's Pikachu?
Pikachu: *crawls out of the Pikachu bag*
Nova: *comes out of the door to his bedroom with a nightcap on* That was a nice sleep. *yawn* Best sleep in a while. It's hard running around probing people at night.
Mako: *nudges him* Shut up about the probing! Anyways, I got the bed after all, but I have to share it with about 7 other people..
Nova: Should have come to my place, got lotsa extra bedrooms.
Everyone: *angry* Now you tell us!
Nova: *shrug* Come in and I'll show you around.
*everyone walk into the dimensional transporter*
Nova: And to your right *points to the left* you will see nothing because you're suppose to look to the right.
Roy: Why did you point to the left then?
Chaos One: You always like playing mind games, don't you?
Nova: Yup ^-^ Anyways, over there is my bed *giant quadruple king size bed* And there are the guest rooms *17 doors are seen* And there is the couch *giant couch which everyone jumps on*
Link: I think I'm sitting on something. *pulls out a remote* Cool, lets see what's on. *turns on the TV and it's on a news station*
News Anchor: There appears to be a giant, stationary black cloud hovering over the town of Toronto today. We are expecting a 45% chance of rain, and heavy cloud coverage. Now lets see some satellite pictures of this odd cloud. *dramatic music comes on*
Mako: Hey. Where's the music come from?
Fox: *turns off the other TV which has Apollo 13 playing* I dunno. *innocent shrug* All that was on TV other then the news was this movie.
Falco: We ARE at the Apollo 13 hotel after all.
*anyways, the TV the screen fades and shows an upper view of Toronto, above which a giant cloud is floating shaped like our favorite missing Smasher*
Ness: Does that make this city a clue?
Mako: Good boy. *hands him a cookie*
*everyone else glare enviously at Ness and the cookie which Mako writes TORONTO in her handy dandy sketchbook*
Nova: Someone turn off that TV.
Popo: Is it off.
Nova: *looks back* But it's still on.
Popo: It is on.
Nova: *smacks him in the head, whistles and Robo Chief comes and turns it off* Now, on with the tour. Here are our closets. We decided to split the closets, since there are 9, the three of us *points to himself, Mako, and Chaos One* All get 3 each. Mako has clothes in her closets, and Chaos One puts all his teddy bears in the closets-
Chaos One: You promised not to tell anyone!
Nova: Ooppsies. Anyways, me, only having a phoenix doll, a turtle companion, and a tie and night cap, I just put my tie and cap in a drawer, and I keep my phoenix on my bed, and Turdy stays in a closet. But don't open the door.
Young Link: *opens the door, tons of water spills out drenching him*
Nova: Ya, Turdy likes his swimming pool.. Turdy! I told you not to do that!
Turdy: *climbs out of Young Links hat* Ooppsies.
Nova: Ya, so I have extra closets. I keep an Elvis impersonator in one. I call him, Closet Elvis! *pushes a button and the door opens revealing a guy in an Elvis suit* Hey Closet Elvis.
Closet Elvis: Hello, hello.
Marth: All great, almighty and all knowing Closet Elvis. Where is Game and Watch!
Closet Elvis: You, know the busy bee searches all day for a pollinated flower because it has not checked all the flowers.
Ganondorf: What's that suppose to mean closet hommie?
Closet Elvis: I dunno, I thought it sounded cool.
Nova: Anyways *door slowly closes*
Closet Elvis: *slowly disappearing from view* No! My adoring fans! Tell all the people out there that-
Nova: *pushes another button and the door goes into fast forward and automatically closes* Enough of him.
Mako: *lying on a bed* Got anything interesting here? I've seen him 2,347,132,670 times.
Nova: Actually ya! I didn't want to tell you this but. ever wonder why Glorfindel wasn't in Lord of the Rings? *pushes a button and open a closet*
Everyone: ???? There's nothing in there?
Nova: Damn, wrong closet. *opens another one and lo and behold! There is our favorite elf Glorfindel*
Mako: Glorfindel!!!!!! *tries to glomp him but hits an invisible barrier and sort of slowly slides down it while Glorfindel slowly backs away*
Nova: Anyways, here the birthday present I forgot to give you.
Mako: *squeals* I own and elf! Hahahahahahahahahaha! Eh Nova, how'd you catch him anyways?
Nova: Easy, I used to live in Middle earth.
Zelda: But I thought you lived on the moon?
Nova: Key word, USED to live.
Mako: As ecstatically happy as I am, it would have been cool if he was in the movie. Now anyone who hasn't read the book has no idea who Glorfindel is, meaning half the population don't know about him!
Nana: That's all fine and dandy. but-
Everyone: ..Who's Glorfindel???
Mako: See?
Glorfindel: Great. I get torn from my home and now on one remembers who I am.
Mako: You're in the book, be happy.
Glorfindel: No. I'm anti-happy.
Mako: I said be happy.
Glorfindel: I will remain anti-happy until you let me out!
Mako: Fine! *lets him out*
Glorfindel: Yay! I'm free! I'm free! Rivendell here I come!
Nova: *puts a leash on him and gives the leash to Mako*
Glorfindel: Damn.
Mako: Yay! But my mommy said if you really love someone you can let them go.
Glorfindel: *perks up*
Mako: But I never liked my mommy anyways! So hah! You're stuck here elf boy!
Glorfindel: *grumbles and looks at Nova* Damn you stupid dragon. *pulls out an Elven slingshots and shots an acorn at Nova*
Nova: No! Food is being wasted! *but somehow a Game and Watch symbol pops up in front of it and gets infused with it*
Peach: A clue?
Mako: *nods while drawing* Hey, Glorfindel, how did you get a slingshot? I thought the only elf who used a slingshot was Young Link over here?
Glorfindel: *sniffle* He *points at Nova* took my bow and arrows. They where a present from the Lady of the Golden Woods.. *sniffle*
Mako: Aw, poor guy. *shoves him back in the closet and slams the door shut* Ok, lets get moving! More clues are out there waiting for us!
***outside in the streets later***
Bowser: Dude, this bites.
Roy: Hell ya. I swear when we find that stupid Game and Watch I'm gonna skewer him with my sword!
Marth: Not unless I beat you to it.
Mewtwo: *sigh* I say it's better if we leave that nitwit wherever the hell he is and go home. My feet are killing me.
Samus: You're the one who's got it easy! You've been floating the whole time!
Mewtwo: You think it's easy maintaining such focus so that I am able to levitate for such periods of time?
Samus: Ya.
Kirby: And Samus, you got that funky suit on, it's probably on cruise control or something!
Jigglypuff: Well you've been flying most of the time!
Luigi: And so have you!
Zelda: Look, we're all tired. So just stop arguing!
Link: Ya! What she said!
Chaos One: Ya! All you people are *trips over Game and Watch* Bastard! He punched my right leg, and left this little spot on it... that looks exactly like a mini G&W.. Hey wait a sec! This is one of those clues I've heard so much about!
Mako: Yep. *tosses him a bag of cookies*
Ness: *sniff* I only got one.
Everyone else: *sniffle* And we didn't get any.
Mako: He's more important then you! And now it's time for our handy dandy, super duper, trusty rusty, sunny funny, sandy dandy, twirly whirly, candy dandy-
Pikachu: Shut up. Just shut up.
Mako: I couldn't think of any more anyways.. Note- I mean - sketchbook! *doodle, doodle*
DK: Go we must.
Mario: Are we almost done yet?
Mako: Hopefully. I'm going to run out of pages soon. -.-
Nova: Quiet Mako, we have to go look for Game and Watch. *paper floats by*
Chaos One: *charges at the paper with spears* Stupid piece of paper!!!! *makes a hole through it and crumples it up and chucks it over his shoulder.. Only to have it unravel and somehow heal itself in mid air* AAAAAaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa*gasp*AAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAaaaa aaHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!
Nova: I think he need phyciatric help.. *pulls out an inkblot card from now where* Ok Chaos One. What do you see?
Chaos One: A clue!
Nova: A clue? I think he need more help than we first thought!
Dr. Mario: But. Game and Watch really is in the inkblot.
Ganondorf: Not you too my hommie!
Pichu: No really! There is!
Mako: Everyone's insane! *runs around in pointless circles bumping into things*
Popo: And she's included..
Nova: *sticks out his fist, Mako runs into it and clotheslines herself, and falls down while Nova grabs the notebook and draws a crappy inkblot, he DOES have claws after all.. And he's a pretty crappy drawer, but that's beside the point. And the he drops it onto Mako's face*
Mako: @.@ *swirley eyes*
Nova: *breathes a little fire on her*
Mako: *instantly gets up* I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! I'm on fire! *starts running in circle*
Nana: Um. aren't you suppose to stop drop and roll when you're on fire?
Mako: *stops to think meanwhile flames are slowly devouring her jacket* Hmmmmmm..
Nova: *picks her up* Stop. *drops he on the ground* Drop. *kicks her away and she rolls away* Roll.
Mako: *delirious* But I dun wanna go ta skool mommie...
Peach: Here, I'll make you some bacon. *burns the bacon on a grill which mysteriously appears* Here Mako!
Mako: *sniffs and instantly wakes up* Aw God! What's that shit!
Nova: That is some anti-happy bacon. Anyways, I've been wanting to go to the Toronto Zoo for quiet some time. I've never had rhino before *licks his lips*
Young Link: Oh, you're such a kidder?
Nova: *confused* Who says I'm kidding?
Bowser: You disgust me. Elephants are much better.
Nova: Ya, I know, but I've never had rhino..
Bowser: Trust me, ya ain't missin out on anything.
***when they finally get to the zoo***
Nova: *waddles straight over to the rhinos*
Bowser: *waddles over to the elephants*
Both: *stare hungrily at the animals, then start prancing around together to different animal exhibits*
Everyone else: -.- *sweatdrop*
Roy: The tigers are purdy.
Link: I like the lions.
Young Link: *laughing* Hee hee hee! The chimpanzees have funny coloured asses! And that one has a birth mark that looks just like a clue!
Chaos One: That's not a clue but that it! *points to a cage full of orangutan* Mako.
Mako: Already on it! *scribble scribble* We got all three - I mean 11 clues!
Everyone: Yay!
Mako: Ok, where the fuck could G&W be with these clues. Left wing of Nova, an Apricot, a Kite, Excalibur, an Orange *snicker*, a Nuclear bomb, Toronto, an Acorn, Right foot of Chaos One, an Inkblot, and an Orangutan.
Chaos One: I wonder.. *paper floats bye* Stupid piece of-
Nova: *garbs him by the neck* Don't wreak the piece of paper. It's amazing! It can regenerate itself! *grabs it and face faults* Uh Chaos One. did you ever bother to READ the paper?
Chaos One: No, I was blinded by an unexplained anger.
Nova: Because right here it says that Game and Watch is a wanted criminal for possession of weapons, for being a weapon.. Paper cuts? For resisting arrest, for arresting a police officer..? For trying to become the new Nintendo mascot-
Mario: What!!!! He can't take my place! I'm going to kill him!
Nova: Please take a number. You'll have to get in line.
Mario: * number 324234* Grreeaaaat...
Nova: Anyhoo, here it says he was last seen in Lake Ontario. Damn. We did all that for nothing. But I still have no idea what any of those clues have to do with Lake Ontario..
G&W: *pops in* It's quiet simple. The first letter of every clue spells LAKE ONTARIO. See? Left wing of Nova Apricot Kite Excalibur
Orange Nuclear bomb Toronto Acorn Right foot of Chaos One Inkblot Orangutan
Everyone: *sweatdrop* Ooooooooooooohhhhhhhhhh... Get him!!! *got a giant sport hump onto of Game and watch to make sure he doesn't get away*
G&W: Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!! *slips out from the pile and runs away*
Nova: *sitting down on a corner* Ok, according to me calculations, he should be running by right now. *holds out a paper shredder*
G&W: *running away looking behind him running* You'll never catch me cuz I'm the ginger bread man! *runs into the shredder*
Nova: *cover in black confetti* ... *grabs all the pieces and the mold back into Game and Watch* That was. odd.
Mako: *gets up and dusts herself off* But then again, with all we've seen here.. *grabs Game and Watch* And YOU my friend (not) and not leaving anywhere. And to make sure, it's time for Game-a-gami! This is when we fold you into cute little shapes to make sure you don't go anywhere!
G&W: Meep!
Mako: *tries to fold him into a swan, fails miserably so he turns into a crumbles ball* FINALLY we can go home!
Everyone: Whoo hoo!
Mako: To the cage!
Everyone: .. *crickets chirp*
Mako: ... *teleports them all back* Ok, now that that's finally done, lets go to sleep. *everyone slowly drag themselves back to bed, most miserably failing due to cramps*
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Mako: My God it's finally done!
Nova: Sorry it took so long to get up, our parents cancelled the net for 2 months..
Mako: Big fight, don't ask. And we finally got it back.
Nova: And, the next chappie will for sure be up much sooner. And for those of you who don't know what Bibo is, it's an incredibly gay fruit punch drink that they totally over commercialize on YTV in Canada.
Mako: And we'll give you you're cameo Segekihei, as soon as we type up the chapter! We're gonna put you into the chapter after the next one, we're FINALLY going to do real life battleship! But we got one chapter to do before that one.. Stay tuned to find out!