Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: Yo!

Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking. Things between the Chipmunks and the Chipettes are heating up. Thank to everyone that reviewed, favored, or even followed this story.

Tom: But we're gonna switch gears a little bit and do another Dave and Ian Shot Block.

Isiah: Let's do this!

Previously on Shot Blocking

Alvin: I got something for your ass. Oh yeah. I got something for you Brit.

Dave and Claire were in the living room of the Seville house going on a date. Claire was on top of dave kissing him.

"Baby, it's Saturday night, and I want no more interruptions," Claire said as she kept kissing Dave.

"Oh, you won't have to worry about it again," Dave said. Little did he know, he was proved wrong when his cousin Toby barged in the room with a store bag.

"Dave," Toby yelled relieved.

"Here we go again, WHAT THE HELL NOW," Claire yelled as she got off of Dave.

"Toby, what are you doing here," Dave asked.

"Alvin told me you were sick, so I came here with some mustard to make you feel better," Toby said. "Now don't you worry. Your cousin Toby's gonna take care of you."

While Toby got out a jar of mustard, Claire just looked at Dave in disappointment. "This is the third time this has happened," she said. "What's he gonna do? Wash your crotch next?"

"DUDE! YOUR CROTCH NEEDS WASHING," Toby yelled in shocked. Claire had enough of the interruption. "I can't handle this," she said as she got off the couch. "Dave. Lose my number. LOSE IT!"

"Wait! Claire," Dave protested but to no avail. He then sighed in despair.

"Hello," a certain someone by the name of Ian said as he walked in the room. Dave just looked in anger.

"That's what you get, bitch," Ian said laughing. "Another one for Hawk!"

"I know you ain't cussing in from of my cousin," Toby said glaring at Ian who was somewhat in fear. "Uh oh," came his response.

"I'M TELLING," Toby yelled as he got off the couch and ran out the door while Ian ran out the back door.

"That's right, Toby! Be a tattle tale," Dave said.

Dave: Oh. We're back at it I see, Ian. You wanna bring in my cousin Toby in this? Well, I guess it's time for big man Dave to step up his game.

Ian and Zoe were in the mansion that belonged to Ian. They were just spending time with each other.

"You know I wasn't gonna come today," Zoe said.

"What? Why," Ian asked.

"Because of what happened the other two times," Zoe said.

"Baby, listen. That wasn't me. It was just Dave being an idiot," Ian said. "He gets that kinda crap from those Chipmunks of his."

"Wow," Zoe said in a little amusement.

"Yeah I know, what a moron," Ian said wrapping his arm around Zoe's back. Just when they were going to kiss, Dave barged in the house with Dr Rubin (the principal at West Eastman) with a AK47 in her hand.

"Dr Rubin! This is the motherlover that put the Chipmunks and the Chipettes in cages. Made them suffer," Dave said pointing at Ian.

"This motherlover," Dr Rubin asked.

"This motherlover right here," Dave admitted.

Dr Rubin looked at Ian in hatred and said, "You careless terrible bastard! I'm gonna kill everybody in this place right NOW! Who's first?!"

"Uh, I don't know nothing," Zoe said as she slowly go off the couch in fear. "I don't know nothing about cages."

"Baby, wait," Ian tried to stop Zoe but she slapped his hand and said "I DON'T KNOW YOU!" She then ran out of the room.

"I'll be sure to kill you," Dr Rubin said. "But I'm gonna kill her first because when it comes to the Chipmunks I leave no witnesses!" Dr Rubin then ran out the door that Zoe ran out of.

"What in the actual fuck Dave," Ian said in anger.

"Old man Dave has spoken," Dave said victoriously. "That puts him from a rank 185 to a good old rank 186. That's what you get, bitch!"

"Okay. I'll give you that. That was your shot block," Ian said.

"Hell yeah," Dave said.

And you came in here with a lady that had a gun on her," Ian asked.

"Yep," Dave said but then he took a second to realize what he just did.

"Oh no," came Dave's reply as he ran the back door saying, "DR RUBIN, WAIT! DON'T KILL HER!"

Ian: Bravo, Dave. I never thought you could get someone with gang banging. But did I ever tell you how insane I can get when it comes to criminal activity?

Dave was going on a date with a girl named Marsha.

"Girl. Last night. I never knew you wanted to do that," Dave said.

"Well, I guess I'm one of those girls that wants to do something like that," Marsha said as she laid on the bed with Dave.

Isiah: Oh, just to be clear, Marsha is the woman from the old cartoon series of Alvin and the Chipmunks.

"It's just so unexpected," Dave said.

"It is, I know. But what can you do about it," Marsha said.

Just when they were about to kiss, Ian came in the room from the closet with a camera. "Damnit, Dave, she caught us," he yelled. "Run!"

"You trying to videotape me," Marsha asked being suspicious.

"I had nothing to do with this," Dave explained.

"You pervert," Marsha insulted as she karate chopped Dave in the chest making him yelp in pain. Marsha then left the room while Ian was still videotaping.

"That's what you get, bitch," Ian said. "That's another one for Ian Hawk. I will be putting this on YouTube tonight, homie." Ian then left the room leaving Dave with just his pain.

"Ooh, I got something for your ass, Ian Hawk," Dave said still in pain. "I got something for you!"

Shot Blocking. What's next?

Isiah: Another chapter down. I think that Ian could've done better, but hey. Give the dude a chance.

Tom: Just like me.

Isiah: You can't even shot block.

Tom: Like you can.

Isiah: Do you really wanna try me there?

Tom: Yeah.

Isiah: Alright. Have a seat on that chair and I'll show you.

*Tom sits on chair*

*Chair leg breaks making Tom fall*

Isiah: Shot Blocking.

Tom: Okay, you got me there. Everyone, please remember to leave a nice review. Flames are not allowed. Simon's Episode of Adventure in the Kingdom will be continued soon. Other new stories also coming soon. We love you guys. Thanks for supporting us every day. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.