Random quote: it's awesmazing (cross between awesome and amazing) my mum says this all the time, lol.
Bakura: Where the f*** have you been!
Marik: You've been gone for, what, two months?
I know, I know, and I am so sorry for not updating sooner but my uncle Ken died and there was this whole deal with the funeral and it took forever. But, the chapter is up now and I should be putting the next one up much more quickly.
Also, I have an announcement! From now on I will be writing the reviews out in bold to make them easier to read. And so that people can tell where the review ends.
Shadow: yugiohgirlkasha516 does not own Yu-Gi-Oh.
The sunlight was already streaming in through the windows by the time Kasha hauled herself out of bed. She yawned and stretched before making her way over to her laptop. She hit the Power button and grabbed some clothes while she was waiting for her laptop to turn on.
A few moments later and Kasha was looking at the new reviews that she had gotten. As she read she got more excited and an evil grin crept onto her face. Who would have guessed that being trapped in a large house with a group of anime characters and psychopaths could be so much fun?
Kasha had a quick shower, got changed into a pair of jeans and singlet and ran downstairs for breakfast.
Surprisingly Kasha was the last one to reach the breakfast table. She yawned and looked at the usual scene of Joey and Tristen inhaling all the food at one end of the table and everybody else trying to stay as far away from them as possible.
Suddenly Joey dropped onto the floor and started thrashing around as his face turned purple. Tristen grabbed a jug of water and tipped it into Joey's mouth. Finally Joey swallowed the food and gulped down some air. He waited a minute before diving right back at the breakfast table.
Kasha sighed at the two Breakfast Exterminators and sat down. She pulled some pancakes onto her plate and attempted to drown them in maple syrup before taking a bite out of one. She swallowed and turned to Shadow.
"So why is everyone up so early?"
"It's 8.30." Shadow said, not looking up from her toast.
"O~k then," Kasha said, "new question: why am I up so late?"
"You were drained after all the reviews yesterday. And your alarm clocks gone." Shadow took a bite out of her toast.
"Oh."
After breakfast Kasha looked up at the Cast.
"Ok," she said, "I need the following people and anyone who wants to watch to report to the new, larger living room in one hour: Mokuba, Joey, Kaiba, Yugi, Tea, Duke, Bakura, Tristen, Marik, Mai, Pegasus, Kisara and Yami."
10am, new, larger living room.
The previously mentioned peoples and the rest of the cast sat in a sort-of cercle in the living room. Shadow stood against one of the walls with Kaiba and Pegasus was locked in a see-through soundproof box, with air holes.
Kasha had her laptop on her lap and was looking through the reviews. Suddenly a bright smile lit up her face.
Kasha: hurray! I was wondering when we were gonna hear from her. Our first review is from… BeautifulWeddingFlower
Oh gosh. Sorry honey. Forgot to review, I've been so busy lately… bluhah. :( I also broke my finger playing Ultimate Frisbee. .
Anyway:
Mokuba- List off every single shipping you can think between YGO, YGX and Y5D. GO!
Joey- Switch places with Kaiba for a day.
Yugi- Have you EVER been called a baby panda?
XOXOXOXOXO! Elizabeth
Kasha: oh, it's fine, and sorry about your finger.
Kaiba: Mokuba doesn't know about those kinds of things.
Kasha: be quiet Kaiba. *Duct tape appears over Kaiba's mouth*
Mokuba: well, I don't know about YGX or Y5D but from YGO…
Angstshipping (Malik x Ryou)
Apprenticeshipping (Mahad x Mana)
Atticshipping (Ryou x Mana)
Aweshipping (Priest Mahad x Isis)
Azureshipping (Seto x Anzu)
Bakushipping (Thief King Bakura x Yami Bakura x Ryou)
Blindshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Yuugi)
Blueshipping (Seto x Kisara)
Boundshipping (Thief King Bakura x Yuugi)
Bronzeshipping (Yami Malik/Marik x Malik)
Casteshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Thief King Bakura)
Castleshipping (Priest Seto x Joey x Seto)
Citronshipping (Thief King Bakura x Malik)
Cobaltshipping (Priest Seto x Seto x Kisara)
Conquestshipping (Valon x Mai)
Geminishipping (Thief King Bakura x Yami Bakura)
Gemshipping (Thief King Bakura x Ryou)
Hikarishipping (Malik x Ryou x Yugi)
Kiddyshipping (Mokuba x Rebecca)
Mizushipping (Priest Seto x Kisara)
Mobiumshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Yami Yugi x Yugi)
Monarchshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Yami Yugi)
Outcastshipping (Thief King Bakura x Kisara)
Pleashipping (Priest Mahad x Priestess Isis)
Polarshipping (Joey x Mai)
Psychoshipping (Yami Malik x Yami Bakura)
Puppyshipping (Seto x Joey)
Puzzleshipping (Yami Yuugi x Yuugi)
Revertshipping (Priest Seto x Joey)
Rivalshipping (Seto x Yugi)
Sealshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Mahad)
Siblingshipping (Mokuba x Serenity)
Tendershipping (Yami Bakura x Ryou)
Thiefshipping (Yami Bakura x Malik)
Trapshipping (Yami no Bakura x Yami no Yuugi x Ryou x Yuugi)
Vaseshipping (Pharaoh Atem x Mana)
Yamishipping (Yami no Malik x Yami no Bakura x Yami no Yuugi)
Yuumeishipping (Yami Malik/Marik x Malik x Yami Bakura x Ryou x Yami Yugi x Yugi)
And that's all I can think of at the moment.
Kasha: wow…
Shadow: *impassive*
Kaiba: *looks horrified*
Rest of cast: 0_0'
Kasha: ok now that that's over. Shadow, if you would be so devious.
Shadow: *snaps fingers*
One poof of smoke and flash of light later…
Kaiba (Joey): man do I feel weird.
Joey (Kaiba): shut it mutt.
Kasha: I think the two of you need to look in a mirror *snickers*
Shadow: *poofs large mirror in front of Joey and Kaiba*
Kasha: and 3… 2… 1…
Joey (Kaiba)/ Kaiba (Joey): I'm you!
Mokuba: oh, this is gonna get confusing
Tea: Friendship!
Kasha: Yugi, have you ever been called a baby panda?
Yugi: well… yeah, a couple of times. Once by this little kid at the zoo, and the rest of the times was when I was being chased by fangirls. *Looks embarrassed*
Kasha: well…
Yugi: I look nothing like a baby panda! *Red faced*
Kasha: maybe, but your just as cute as one *glomps Yugi*
Yugi: can't… breathe…
Kasha: sorry! *Drops Yugi*
Yami: *picks up Yugi and takes him away from crazy authoress. Glares*
Tea: Friendship!
Kasha: ok, on to the next review! Hay, we have a new reviewer! Everyone say hello to… SetoKaiba4Life
I really enjoy these types of stories! :)
Dares:
Joey: Beat Duke with a stick while yelling "PINATA"
Tea: Shut up for the entire chapter. Your friendship speeches annoy me to no end and I hate your guts.
Duke: After your beating, listen to Justin Beiber.
Bakura: Please send Duke to the Shadow Realm afterwards! (I hate Duke and Tea!)
Mokuba: Carry around a stick for the rest of the chapter and randomly whack people in the heads! Nobody is allowed to send you to the Shadow Realm and Seto is NOT allowed to ground you!
Kasha: well, thankyou for the dares SetoKaiba4Life!
Kaiba (Joey): *with a stick* PINATA! *Starts whacking Duke*
Duke: what the- THWACK –is going on here? – THWACK – Ow! Would you – THWACK – stop doing that! – THWACK –
Kasha: Joey and Kaiba switched bodies, remember.
Duke: sh*t
Kasha: ok, moving on.
Tea: but friendship… muunf!
Kasha: *holding duct tape*
Duke: *curled up on floor* is it over…?
Kasha: not by a long shot.
Shadow: *naps fingers*
Duke: *suddenly wearing headphones* what the… ahhhhhhh! *Clutches at ears* Make it stop!
Kasha: well, while he suffers, would anyone like pudding? *Holds out pudding*
Kaiba (Joey): Pudding! *Starts scarfing down pudding*
Kasha: *laughing her head off* that looks so messed up! Ahahaha!
Rest of cast: 0_0'
Kasha: good pudding. *Swallows pudding*
Duke: my ears are bleeding!
Kasha: well, we can't have Dice Boy dieing from over exposure to the… noise that people sometimes refer to as music. *Sighs*
Shadow: *snaps fingers*
Duke: *curled up on floor, again*
Kasha: just one more torture for you, Dice Boy. Bakura?
Bakura: *smirks*
Duke: *is swallowed by shadows* aaahhhhh!
Kasha: well, just one more- THWACK hay!
Mokuba: *hides stick behind back*
Kasha: well, that was the last dare for that review onto the next one. This one's from, Quiet Harmony-chan
Me: Hi! I'm so happy that you added me! Thankyou!
Nanami: Hmm just be happy I gave you the inspiration to do this.
Me: AHH! Sorry that's my muse! Anyway time for the Truths and Dares!
Tristen: You are now a monster hunter burn the witch and vampire. (Duke and Yami respectively)
Marik, and Bakura: Okay boy and girl time for the both of you to speak in your Singapore voice.
Mai, Pegasus, Kisara, Joey: The four of you need to set up an Asylum and become therapists for Bakura, Marik, Malik, and Tea.
Me: Totally weird and random! Thanks a ton and I hope school will be kind to you!
Kasha: hurray! More awesmazing dares!
Ryou: did you just say…?
Kasha: don't blame me! I picked it up from my mother!
Bakura: what do you know, weird is genetic. *Smirks*
Kasha: yep, anyway onto the dares.
Yami: but Duke is in the Shadow Realm.
Kasha: so bring him back!
Bakura: I'll do it.
Marik: no I'll do it. I haven't gotten enough lines. *Brings Duke back from Shadow Realm*
Tristen: *jumps onto Duke* I've got him! I've got him!
Duke: *running around is circles* what is going on here?
Shadow: here *hands Tristen some rope as Duke runs passed*
Tristen: ha!
Duke: *tied up with rope* what is happening! I thought I was finished for the chapter!
Kasha: well, you're not, so just sit there and wait for your execution.
Duke: Execution! *Struggles against rope*
Tristen: now, where did the vampire go?
Yami: crap. *Runs*
Tristen: get back here! *Runs after Yami while holding a wooden stake*
Yugi: *crying*
Kasha: *hugging Yugi* it's all right, we'll bring him back next chapter if not sooner.
Yami: AHH! *Still running for his life*
Bakura: Ahahaha! Run, Pharaoh, run! Ahahaha!
Yami: shut up, Tomb Robber!
Marik: Go faster, he's gaining on you! Go faster! *Laughs like a maniac*
Tristen: Ha! *Sitting on top of a tied up Yami* can't get away now, bloodsucker.
Yami: I'm not a vampi- munf *has bit of cloth stuffed in mouth*
Kasha: take them to The Pit!
Shadow: *waiting in the courtyard*
Kasha: and here we are!
Tristen: *drags Yami and Duke to huge hole in the ground* so long, bloodsucker! *Throws Yami (wearing a red cape) into pit* so long, witch boy! *Throws Duke (wearing a which's dress) into pit*
Kasha: *grabs flame-thrower* bye-bye! *Sets Duke and Yami on fire*
Duke: AAAHHHHH!
Tristen: Hey, I was supposed to do that!
Kasha: did you say something? *Points flame-thrower at Tristen*
Tristen: *gulp* um… no. I didn't say… anything.
Kasha: oh, ok. My bad. *Smiles happily and skips away*
Tristen: *sweat-drop*
Kasha: ok, next dare.
Bakura: um…
Marik: what do they want us to do?
Kasha: I have no idea. So, lets skip this dare. Sorry Quiet Harmony-chan.
Bakura: did we just… get out of doing a dare?
Marik: …and I thought that nothing would surprise me anymore.
Kasha: next dare. Ok, time for us to go to the underground bunker!
Yugi: you have an underground bunker?
Kasha: of course! Doesn't everyone?
Shadow: -_-'
Yugi: *mutters* why did I even ask?
BANG!
Bakura: What the hell was that!
Kasha: it is called a 'dramatic entrance'
Marik: You. Are. So. Dead! *Grabs flamethrower and starts chasing authoress*
Kasha: AAHHHH!
Bakura: *grabs chainsaw* you had better save some for me!
Kasha: HELP! *Running in circles around room*
Joey (Kaiba): *sitting in corner typing on computer*
Shadow: *snaps fingers*
Marik/Bakura/Malik/Tea: *wearing straightjackets*
Mai/Kisara/Pegasus/Kaiba (Joey): *dressed as therapists*
Mai: lets get this over with.
Over the next 4 hours or so Mai, Kisara, Pegasus and Joey in Kaiba's body somehow manage to get the Freaky Foursome tied to some chairs and start giving them shock therapy. Here are some of the highlights:
1.
Kisara: *dumps a bucket of ice water on top of Bakura*
Bakura: what the hel-AAHHHH! *Jerks around while his hair catches on fire*
Mai: *zapped Bakura with a tazer*
Kasha/rest of cast: *laughing their buts off*
2.
Marik: let me out of this chair you damned mother f***ing-AHHH! What the-AAHHHH! Bas-AAHHHH!
Kaiba (Joey): *holding shock-collar remote behind back*
Everyone else: *laughing their buts off again*
3.
Malik: *running around with chair still tied to him*
Pegasus: *chases Malik around room while holding a DVD container that reads: Funny Bunny, Seasons 1 - 5*
And those were the highlights of Marik, Malik, Bakura and Tea's shock treatment therapy. Along with the highlight that, because of the duct tape, Tea couldn't say anything at all. We now return to your regularly scheduled insanity.
Kasha: well, now that that's over it's time for the next review!
Ryou: *gulps*
Kasha oh, relax, this is the last one of this chapter. And the review is from… Anime-GuardianAngel
*pulls out giant chunks of Yugi's hair out of Killer's mouth* Killer you silly dragon, Yugi isn't food. How many times do I need to remind you that just because I say someone is cute enough to eat doesn't mean you can actually eat them?
Killer: *gives cute eyes*
Aww, fine I forgive you.
Yugi: Sorry Killer almost ate you. He was hungry and he's still a baby. Do you forgive him?
Yami: Nice job in the tournament. Now it's time for you to go battle Zorc in the Shadow Realm.
Shadow: Did anyone hurt my Killer? If yes, BURN THEM!
Mokuba: Have you ever wanted to ride a dragon?
Well, that should be all for now. *sees a large shadow* Oh boy, there goes Killer again. *thinks for a moment* Would anybody happen to have a strong admiration for dragons? It seems Killer may have picked up on that and now wants to befriend that person. That or he like the way Yugi's hair tasted and is going back for seconds. NOBODY HURT THE BABY DRAGON! *Rushes after Killer*
Kasha: well, looks like we have a truth for Yugi.
Yugi: yeah, I guess I forgive him. I mean, he only got some hair.
Kasha: aww *glomps Yugi*
Shadow: *summons Plot Hole*
Yami: *falls out of Plot Hole*
Bakura: *laughs at Yami falling out of Plot Hole*
Yami: What? Why am I…?
Marik: bye, bye *open protal to Shadow realm*
Yami: crap *falls through portal to Shadow Realm*
Yugi: can't… breath…!
Kasha: *drops Yugi* sorry!
Yugi: *sighs* it's fine.
Shadow: *pulls out flamethrower and chainsaw* Bakura. Marik.
Bakura/Marik: …yeah…?
Shadow: run *screams and starts chasing them with flamethrower and chainsaw*
Bakura: oh shit! *Runs for his life*
Marik: what the hell! *Already running for his life*
Kasha: Shadow! *pulls sword out of thin air* wait for me! *starts running after Marik*
Bakura: you people are crazy!
Shadow: you would know!
Bakura: that's the point! *shoves Duke out of the way and keeps running*
Duke: *nocks Tristen to the floor and grabs onto Serenity*
Tristen: *jumps up* get off her! *tackles Duke*
Kaiba (Joey): hey! Hands off my sister! *jumps into fight*
Mokuba: *grabs stick* AAHHHHH! *throughs self at Duke and starts thwacking(1) people on the head*
Malik: AAHHHHH! *attacks people with knives that he got from somewhere unknown*
Mai: *gets nocked from behind and throws drink onto Tea*
Tea: omph!
Mai: what was that Hun? *snickers* I didn't hear you.
Tea: *launches self at Mai*
Kisara: *somehow gets dragged into fight*
Joey (Kaiba): *is dragged in with Kisara*
Pegasus: *eating from pudding cup* and they call me a crazy fruitcake. Isn't that absurd, funny bunny?
Funny bunny: absolutely *nods* hey, can I have a pudding cup?
Pegasus: …0_0'
And that was chapter ten. OMG a talking plushy! Anyway, as I always like to do at the end of the chapter I would like to thank my wonderful reviewers:
BeautifulWeddingFlower
SetoKaiba4Life
Quiet Harmony-chan
Anime-GuardianAngel
I love you all! I would also like to thank all the people who took time out of their lives to read this, even after I took so long to put up the chapter, and I am glad to help anyone using this as an excuse to not do school work. R&R!