Author's Note: SORRY IT TOOK SO LONG FOR THIS YOU GUYS! I have one excuse: I got obsessed with a hobbit Fanfiction story called The Skipper by LinzRW. IT WAS ABSOLUTELY AMAZING! ALL 107 CHAPTERS OF IT AND I CAN'T WAIT UNTIL THE NEXT UPDATE! I highly recommend it to you guys! It was hilarious! Anywho, it inspired this chapter and some of the ideas are from that story. And I'm sorry I haven't replied to your reviews yet so I will now:

Wraven: I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT :D I really hope you like this one!

Katari Michelos: Thanks! :D

Tamsyn Scarlet: THANK YOU SO MUCH! She's doing better now :D and I'm glad I could make you laugh!

Dorano1: Thank ya kindly! :P HOPE YOU LIKE THIS!

Girl of Twilight Wings: I hope you liked that chapter! I can always go back and add more if you want! :D

Drakos4: Oh there will DEFINITELY be more (*grins evilly*) I'm not finished with our little dwarven friends yet :P

Tiarna na fainne: I'm glad you think so highly of this! :D You don't know how happy that makes me!

Also, thanks to everyone who favorited and followed! YOU GUYS ARE AMAZING!

Reviews, favorites, follows and ideas (MOST DEFINITELY IDEAS :D) are always welcome!

Wow…that was a lot to wright…..I think I need to take a break…..I'm so out of shape…..

One final thing: Imagine this chapter hand written by some pretty sloppy writers if you please :D

Fili and Kili's Chapter of Majesty

1. If you ask anyone what the definition of majesty is, they will answer you one word: Thorin

2. Thorin's majesty is awe-inspiring; anyone who insults his majesty is a blasphemer and will be the victim of our wrath

3. We measure EVERYONE by Thorin's majesty (meaning: everyone has a majestic potential which is rated on a scale in line with Thorin, who is 100% majestic)

4. In line with rule three, only dwarves possess majestic potential

5. The only exceptions to rule four are a few select men, hobbits and wizards (ELVES DO NOT HAVE MAJESTIC POTENTIAL)

6. Everything you do can add or subtract points from the majestic potential scale (for example: if you win a drinking contest you add points, if you are NICE to an ELF you LOSE points)

7. Beards are measured against Thorin's majestic beard too (the more awesome your beard is, the more points you get) and once again Thorin's beard is 100% majestic

8. If you have a Balin, Dwalin, Bombur, or Nori beard you have an automatic 70% on the majestic scale because their beards are just awesome

9. Mustaches do not count on the majestic beard scale

10. Elves are not majestic (they can be considered grand, but that is only for being like Lord Elrond. Most other elves are snobby little tree-huggers who do not have the capability of growing a beard)

11. Kili NO FILI Kili is a hairless little rat who possesses no majestic potential because of his lack of beard (if you are below Kili FILI like I said, KILI on the majestic scale you are no better than an elf)

12. Kili is a majestic wanabee who aspires to be like Thorin but never will be because of his lack of majestic potential