Author note:Sorry for the late update. I'm just really busy at the moment with my studies. hope you like the new chapters.

I'm not going to promise anything but I'll try updating as possible as I can.

WARNING:You might DIE in the process as a certain pineapple head were on your tail killing you with his illusion.

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Chapter 9: Mukuro

1.) Present him a lot of pineapple fruit

2.) Make an illusion of pickles and pineapples on top of his head to fall continuously, let see if his lips twitch ever so slightly as falling fruit keep thonking him in the head.

3.) Cut Hibari's head from a picture and paste it on a picture of a girl in a swim suit in a really suggestive pose and give it to him with a letter saying Hibari want to do it with him. (P.S better make sure that a certain skylark doesn't see the letter and the picture because if he did, better make sure you already made your last will as you'll soon find yourself running away from a certain bloodthirsty skylark on your tail.)

4.) Tell him that his hairstyle is so~ unique that it quite resemble a certain pineapple fruit and because of it he might won the fruit hairstyle contest that you would held.

5.) Tell him that he should pair with Haru as Haru love his very unique hairstyle that they might become the best costume buddies in the history.

6.) Tell him that the hat that Fran made for him, with his illusion, suit him well

7.) kick him out of nowhere. Tell him that it's just for fun and let see if he's not going to stab you with his trident of doom.

8.) Start pulling his hair, Tell him that he should dyed it with yellowish brown for the base before dyed his pineapple like leaf hair with green color so that his head would now really look like pineapple so that no one would tell him that he's trying so hard to copy a pineapple just because he didn't dyed his hair with yellowish brown and green colored dyed.

9.) Tell him he should date Hibari because of how beat and heated their relationship was

10.) Try imitating his laugh 'kufufufu' while staring at him with impassive expression and if he ask why your imitating him tell him that your imitating him because you want him to watch how hilarious he looks like whenever he's doing his 'kufufufu' laugh with your own 'kufufufu' impassive look laugh. (Warning a try dodging some trident of doom that might come flying your way in the process)

Time for free KHR Golden time

Bored, that what you are feeling right now. Bored. And you have nowhere to go nor even if you do you're lazy enough to go.

Not like you can go pound Lampo in the head with a thousand pound hammer again. Not that you can put an explosive bomb on Hayato's apartment again, which by the way were currently still in the process of renovation, hehehe, you should have seen the look on his face when he saw his apartment blown into pieces in front of him.

Turning your head aside, you finally found your next target. Mukuro, who apparently doing nothing but lazing around in his couch inside the theater of the old kokuyo land.

Smirking, you sat up from where you were lying on the ground before sitting facing him, putting an impassive look as you look at him, who was looking at the ceiling of the old theater.

Coughing silently, you cleared your throat before you started.

"ku..." you tried once, testing if you have got his attention but seeing as it not you continued.

"Ku...kufufufufufufufufufufu" you imitate his ever so famous creepy laugh as you look so impassive that it's hilarious as you continued imitating him laughing whilst looking expressionless like a certain skylark while your shoulder jerking up and down as you laugh.

And this somewhat got his attention.

Looking at you, he soon catch up and saw that your trying to imitate him in such a way that he's eyebrow and lip were twitching so quickly that your sure that his facial muscle might sprained soon from all the movement and froze from mid twitching.

"O-oya, just what are you doing?" He asked as he had a very comical expression that you almost threw your impassive look just to laugh but held it in.

You shrugged at his question.

"Nothing, just trying to imitate you and just to show you how hilarious you look like when you do your creepy laugh." you said nonchalantly as if your just telling how nice the weather was when in this situation just saying that might already send you to hell in any second.

Twitching, Mukuro's hand twitch for his trident, his face shadowed but his still twitching lips were still visible as he stood up.

"you brat" and that is your cue and there you go, running for your life as he started stabbing you with his trident of doom.

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