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ChipsAhoypup
Disclaimer: I only own me and Pandora, foo'.
A/N I can't believe I still have reviewers! :D I thought you'd all leave me after my long break... I'm going to try to update more and stuff now. I'm also really happy because most of you guys seem to love me! ^-^ I am so grateful to all of you. Lots of the dares seemed to include me huggling Shigure, and one was for me to KISS him! Oh mai! :D And so, I love all you reviewers, and I'm so happy that you stayed loyal to me. For your sake, I shall continue my work. =3
Me: I have lots of dares~ :D
Pandora: Shuddap.
Me: o3o Why?
Pandora: Just shuddap. Okay?
Me: NO. I WON'T SHUT UP.
Pandora: Don't we have a special service announcement?
Me: Oh yeah! :3
Pandora: Are you going to make me say it or--
Me: TO ALL MY REVIEWERS, I NOW WILL INCLUDE DEATH NOTE IN THIS STORY! :D
Pandora: What if they don't like Death Note?
Me: Then they can complain about it. Hopefully most understand the story of Death Note. If not, look it up on Wikipedia.
Pandora: This isn't the time for advertising.
Me: CHYEAH IT IS. Burger King. I'm lovin' it.
Pandora: I'm lovin' it is the McDonald's slogan.
Me: SHUT UP.
Pandora: ...Introduce the Death Note characters now?
Me: YUS. :D But first... *tackle-glomp-huggles Shigure* Okay. Ready.
Pandora: *sighs and gestures with her tail for the Death Note characters to come in*
Me: Um... this is Light... this is Ryuzaki... that's Misa (I hate her)... that's Mikami... Um, and all the rest, who are unimportant to me. :3
Matsuda: DX
Me: SHUT UP, MATSUDA, WE HATE YOU!
Kureno: I feel your pain.
Me: SHUT UP, KURENO, OR I'LL FRY YOU!
Light: ...Why am I here?
Me: Because... o3o
Light: Because why?
Me: Because you are, and that's that. u_u
Light: ...Asshole...
Me: What'd you call me?
Light: Nothing.
Me: ...I'm watching you. (narrows eyes)
Light: -_-
Me: Er, anyways... Let's continue on to the dares. :D
Pandora: First dare... Tohru and Kyo have to get Mel some curly fries from Arbys. Kisa goes too.
Me: OMG I LOVE THOSE KIND! ^_^
Kyo: Why do I have to do it?
Me: Um... because that's what the dare SAYS. Can you or can you not read?
Kyo: Rawr.
Me: Hisss.
Tohru: Mew!
Me: o-o Just go.
Kyo, Tohru, and poor wittle Kisa leave to get me my curly fries, because I always win in the end. :D
Me: And Yuki has to get an inappropriate tattoo of which I approve! ^_^ Shigure, go drive him there.
Shigure: Fiiine. u_u
Me: (huggles Shiggy before he leaves) :3
Yuki: I DON'T WANNA GOOOOO! (is dragged away by Shigure)
Pandora: Going out of order here, Hatori has to smile all day, and Haru has to be vegan for a long time. For, like, at least a month. o-o
Haru: ._. Vegan?
Me: VEGAN. Veganism is a diet and lifestyle that seeks to exclude the use of animals for food, clothing, or any other purpose.
Pandora: Thank you for that.
Me: Yus.
Haru: Kay, fine. -_-
Hatori: ):
Me: ...HATORI!
Hatori: (quickly smiles)
Me: Whoo~ Um... Momiji has to stand still for NINETY SECONDS. Pandora can count.
Light: I want to count!
Me: ...Why?
Light: I'm a master at counting! BWAHAHA!
Me: ...Y'know, I could just go right out and accuse you of being Kira, but at this point, I'm too lazy. Just go.
Light: Mmkay. :3 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
Momiji: O_O
Light: 6, 7, 8--
Momiji: (bounces around) DX
Me: (pounces on Momiji and holds him down) STAY. Staaay... stay!
Momiji: ._.
Light: (sigh) 1, 2, 3, 4, 5...
(84 Seconds later...)
Light: 90!
Momiji: (scrambles out of my grip and bounces around again, looking relieved)
Me: I recorded Tohru saying stupid things. I'm going to make everyone listen to it, but this is Hiro's dare. He will have a gag on his mouth. The rest of the Peanut Gallery can make quiet comments. ;D
Hiro: WHA--?! (gag is shoved in his mouth)
Me: Pandora, play the tape. :3
Pandora: Why do I gotta do iiiit?
Ryuzaki: I'll do it.
Me: OKAY~ :D
Ryuzaki: (plays the tape)
Hiro: O___O
Tohru: ...Is this recording? (taps camera screen) Um... Okay... Well... MY MOM IS DEAD AND I STILL LOVE HER. I WORSHIP HER. SHE IS GOD!
Light: NOT TRUE! I AM GOD!
Me: LIGHT, SHUT THE HELL UP!
Light: But--
Akito: YOU ARE NOT GOD, BECAUSE I--
Me: (slaps Akito in the head with a newspaper) I SAID SHUT UP!
Light: XP
Me: (lightly taps Light with a newspaper) I don't hate you as much as Akito...
Light: :D ...Ow...
Me: Stop being a sissy.
Tohru: Anyways, enough about my godly mother. I also love Kyo-Kyo~ Teehee~
Kagura: THAT'S IT! I'M GONNA KILL HER!
Me: Nu! Shut up!
Tohru: Um... I love cats too... Cats are nice...
Kagura: I LOVE CATS MORE!
Me: THAT'S IT! (throws Kagura in a room with a shock collar that will activate every time she uses the words "love" and "Kyo" in the same sentence)
Tohru: And, er... Kisa is my best friend evar!
Hiro: .__.
Tohru: She's so cute, I could just squeeze her! Oh, Hiro's sweet too, but I mean, he's really bratty sometimes...
Hiro: .v.
Me: (snickers)
Tohru: I tried to buy him some crepes, which for some reason are sold in an ice cream truck, and he starts yelling at me and stuff! I mean, what did I ever do to-- Oh... this is still recording, isn't it?
Hiro: (face is blood red in anger)
Tohru: Okay, so, bye! ...Wait, how do I turn this thing off...? Um... Do I hit this button right here? Oh, wait, maybe I should just-- (slams fist into the camera and the screen goes black)
Me: ...
Light: (is laughing at the fact that my camera is broken)
Me: Pan-pan, you never told me she broke the camera.
Pandora: I didn't want you trying to get me to buy a new one.
Me: GEEZ, PAN-PAN! I need a new camera anyways! You think I wouldn't NOTICE?!
Pandora: YES.
Me: (glares, then sighs) Okay, fine. Whatever... It's cool.
Pandora: Yay. :D
Me: -_- You owe me a camera.
Pandora: D:
Light: XD
Me: SHUDDAP, LIGHT IMAGAY.
Light: Wow. You flipped my name backwards. How impressive. (sarcastic)
Me: :P More proof that you're gay, no?
Light: Names don't mean anything. What's your other proof?
Me: The fact that you sit crosslegged. X3
Light: ...(glares) Anything else?
Me: Yes, actually. ^_^ (puts DN Episode 25 into the video player)
Pandora: Nuuuu! ._.
Me: What's wrong?
Pandora: I... Hate... Anime! (flees)
Me: ...Kay, bye!
Hiro: (spits the gag out of his mouth) Anime? :D
Me: Yus!
(Suddenly Tohru, Kyo, and Kisa burst through the door with curly fries from Arbys.)
Tohru: We're back! :3
Hiro: (deathglares at her)
Tohru: ._.
Kisa: Oh, what are you putting on?
Hiro: Anime~ :D
Kisa: Yay! ^_^
Me: Let's all gather around! But we're not watching the whole episode.
Kisa: Why not? (looks sad)
Me: Because... um... (glances at Ryuzaki then back at the others) It's the 25th episode, so you wouldn't understand it. Yeah, that's it. :3
Hiro: But if we won't--
Me: SHUT UP! BECAUSE I SAID SO! YOUR MOM! And that's all I have to say about that. ^_^
Hiro: DX
Me: EVERYONE BE RESPECTFUL OR... um... Kira will kill you.
Everyone (but Light and me): Really?
Light: Yes. MWAHA-- (coughcough) Sorry... I has a um... cold... (glances at Ryuzaki quickly)
Ryuzaki: (stares at Light suspiciously) ...84 percent.
Light: HOT DAMN.
Me: xD Light, you'll never win. Okay. Now everybody be quiet. (turns on the episode and fastforwards to the infamous rain scene, because most of it is unimportant) I'm about to prove Light's gheyness. This is a dub, by the way.
Hiro: Ew, dubs.
Kisa: I like dubs. :3
Hiro: I mean, awesome, dubs.
TV: (Raining... raining...Oh, look, there's Light... Raining... Oh, ha, L's out there... and he's wet... He's spotted Light... Light is all serious business... Light mutters, "What are you doing standing out there by yourself?" L can't hear him. Speak up, Light, you wuss! "WHUT R U DOIN STANDIN OUT THAR BY URSELF?" Light said louder. L still couldn't hear him. Stupid Light, go up to L yourself!)
Hiro: ...Wow.
Me: What's wow? (pauses the TV)
Hiro: WHY IS HE IN THE RAIN?
Me: I HAPPEN TO LIKE STANDING IN THE RAIN.
Hiro: YOU AREN'T HIM.
Me: YEAH, HE'S RIGHT THERE. ASK HIM YOURSELF. (points to Ryuzaki)
Hiro: ...Why the hell were you in the rain?
Ryuzaki: Um... I don't know... Watch the anime and find out. -_-
Hiro: ...That doesn't answer--
Me: JUST WATCH THE ANIME. Stupid. (plays the TV again)
TV: (Okay, so now, Light finally got the balls to go out into the rain and get his shirt wet. OMG, LIGHT, YOUR SHIRT IS WET, CALL THE COPS. Sorry. "What are you doing, Ryuzaki?" Light growls. Oh, yes, he growled it. Wow, Light. Just wow. Anyways, then L replied, "Oh, I'm not doing anything particular, it's just... I hear the bell." "...The bell?" "Yes. The sound of the bell has been unusually loud today." Light looked around, clearly puzzled. "Hm...? I don't hear anything." "Really? You can't hear it? It's been ringing nonstop all day... I find it very distracting. I wonder if it's a church, maybe a wedding... or perhaps a..." WE ALL KNOW HE MEANT FUNERAL, GODDAMMIT. Oops, spoiler. I'm sorry. Anyways, Light, being the idiot he is, grumbled, "What are you getting at, Ryuzaki? C'mon, cut it out, let's get back inside!" "...I'm sorry. Nothing I say makes sense anymore anyway. If I were you, I wouldn't believe any of it." I BELIEVE IN YOU, RYUZAKIII~ :D "You know, you're totally right. Honestly, most of the things you say sound like complete nonsense. There'd be no end to my troubles if I actually took you seriously all the time. I probably know that better than anyone." LIGHT, YOU JERK, I'MA KILL YOU. "...Yes. I would say that's a fair assesment... but, I could say the same about you.")
Hiro: (unable to remain quiet any longer) Why do they talk like that? I can't understand--
Me: Grown-up talk? X3 Psh. (pauses the TV for another discussion)
Kisa: I can't... understand it... either.
Me: It shouldn't matter to you, you didn't even see any of the other episodes anyways, and this anime is rated for ages fourteen and up. I AM 14! :D
Tohru: Do you want me to translate?
Me: OH, GOD, NO. You can't even translate kindergardeners!
Tohru: ...D:
Me: I can translate if you need me to. (unpauses TV)
TV: (Light looked up. "What's that supposed to mean?")
Me: (pauses TV) He basically said, "Foo', I can't understand the words coming from your mouth."
Hiro: o-o
Me: (plays TV again)
TV: (L glanced at Light. "Tell me, Light, from the day you've been born, has there ever been a moment where you've told the truth?")
Me: Basically, "Were you always a liar?"
Hiro: Burn. :D
Light: SHUT UP.
Me: No, he's right, that was a burn. :3
Ryuzaki: ^_^
TV: (A moment of silence. Even the rain is muted. Then the sound of the rain comes back and Light speaks again, "Where is this coming from, Ryuzaki? I do admit, I stretch the truth here and there. However, find me one person in this world who's never had to tell a lie. It wouldn't be easy. Human beings just aren't made to be perfect like that. Everybody lies from time to time. Even so, I've always made a concious effort not to tell a lie that could hurt others. That's my answer.")
Me: That was a mini speech, and yet I can sum it up in one sentence. "I lie sometimes, but so does everyone."
Kisa: I don't lie.
Haru: You do too. You just don't know it.
Kisa: O_O
Me: Kay, now shuddap.
TV: ("I had a feeling you'd say something like that," L murmured.)
Me: "I knew you'd say that."
Hiro: Woah... psychic.
Me: I knew it too. :D
Hatori: It was kinda obvious.
Me: Shut up.
TV: ("Let's go back inside. We're both drenched," Added L. "...Yeah." Light said kinda laughingly.)
Me: That really doesn't need to be cleared up, I hope.
TV: (Transition to L and Light inside, with towels, yet still wet. "Well, that certainly was an unpleasant outing," L muttered. "It's your own fault. I mean, what did you expect?" Light retorted. "...You're right. Sorry.")
Me: Um... Light's all "It's your fault that we're wet!" and stuff...
Hiro: Well, it is his fault.
Me: He apologized for it.
Hiro: That doesn't--
Me: NO, YES IT DOES, BECAUSE HE CAN NOT REWIND TIME. THE ONLY THING HE CAN DO IS SAY SORRY, AND SO HE DOES. THAT IS THE THEORY OF FREAKIN' LIFE.
Hatori: There's a problem with that theory.
Me: ...What?
Hatori: You're saying if somebody murdered somebody else, the only thing they can do is say sorry.
Me: Technically... But, also, they shouldn't have murdered the person in the first place. Something as harmless as standing in the rain can be aplogized for, but murdering someone, um... I don't know.
Hatori: They can go to jail for it.
Me: Well... yeah, let's go with that... Why are we watching Death Note again?
Shigure: Because Light is gay. :3
Light: Am not!
Me: Oh, yeeaaahhh... Hm. I don't know if this is child-appropriate. They don't know what the word gay means.
Light: Yeah, let's not watch it any more. ^_^
Shigure and Me: Awwwwwhhhh...
Me: I don't feel like doing dares anymore... DX
Pandora: (races in and smashes the TV)
Me: I hate you, Pan-pan.
Pandora: MWAHAHAHA!
Light: Psst... hey... cat...
Pandora: ...What?
Light: Want to be my side-kick?
Pandora: Hm?
Light: Want... to help... me kill people?
Pandora: YES. :D
Light: YUS~
Me: Great... now Light and Pandora are going to be the double duo for killing people... wonderful. Oh yeah, and Ryuzaki's still here.
Ryuzaki: 99.9 percent.
Light: RAWR.
Me: I can't take it any more! I'm going to play Street Fighter IV!
Everyone: (follows me to play SF IV)
A/N End of chapter. I know, horrible. Oh well.
Let's add a fun sidenote! Who's watching Jon & Kate Plus 8's finale tonight? I'm watching it with my Mom. We only tune in to the major episodes. I love their dogs. I'm going to adopt them from their cruel owners! So, that's about it for this chapter. I get lazy after a while when it comes to dares. If there was a dare you REALLY want me to do that I didn't do, please list it. And please make it, like, one dare. When I have a large list of dares, I start stalling.
Thanks again, to all my lovable reviewers~ :3