Chapter 10: Hiatus. (In which several characters die. But, hey! You know how I work!)

A/N: I haven't updated this since the dawn of civilization. Please, stay with me....I've got cookies...actually, I don't. I ate them all. Sorry.

As Jin moved through the lunch line, he produced his lunch money to the lunch lady.

"Alright, Jin!" She said, "Here's your crap–I mean food!" The lunch lady handed him his lunch tray, and Jin sat down at the nearest table. Unfortunately, by means of terrible coincidence, or by means of my hatred for Jin (Most likely this one), Xiaoyu was there.

"What the Hell?! How did you get here?!" Jin exclaimed, backing away from his tormenter.

"Aww, I just wanted to see my Jin-Jin!" Xiaoyu said, beaming.

"How many times do I have to tell you that I hate you?!!" Jin shot back.

"You're so cute when you're in total rage and slowly dwindling into madness!"

"Get away from me!!!" Jin yelled, finally snapping as he threw a chair through a window and leaped out of it. Unfortunately for him, there was a bottomless pit outside that very window.

"Hey, that wasn't there before!" Jin whined, falling to his doom.

Well, it is now. Sucks to be you, doesn't it?

"Jesus freakin' Christ! I hate you..." And his threats dwindled off.

Meanwhile, on Bryan Island...

"Alright, time to go! I've got my second raft, Sapphire IV, another twig, and some more sand! I'm set!" Bryan leaped into his new creation, only to discover that he had built it poorly, for it collapsed. And then exploded. And then the island exploded, after which his used-to-be- neighbors house exploded.

Okay, that sucked, we're going to check up on Kazuya today. Kazuya sat in his office, staring blankly at the wall, when his secretary came in.

"Mr. Mishima? The alien in sector 5 is still rampaging."

Yells of innocents could be heard from a couple of doors down. Kazuya thought is was hilarious, and had thus ignored it the entire time, as it was rather pretty to him. He was determined not to let this turd interrupt his free music.

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhh, just give him more wine." Kazuya said, obviously having not paid any attention to what the secretary said.

"...Sir? Give it alcohol, sir? Won't that cause it's rampage to–"

"I said give him more wine, now do it–uhhh..." Kazuya paused, staring at the secretary's name tag, "Cynthia! Get to it!"

"Yes, Mr. Mishima." She said as she exited the room.

Kazuya resumed staring at the wall, pondering one of life's greatest questions. "...What the Hell does 'Wang Chung' mean?"

In the distance there was the faint, but yet present, screaming of the secretary. "I love it when they do the really high-pitched yells, right before that thing sticks to their face...that is just hilarious, because...what is that thing?" (A/N: Yay! Deep Thoughts!)

The lovable soul-eating behemoth we have come to know as Toshin stood in a grocery store aisle, flipping through a magazine. After several minutes a child walked awkwardly up to Toshin.

"Why do you have green skin?" the boy asked.

There was then a long and rather awkward silence, then Toshin said, "Well, sometimes when kids are too damn nosy and won't mind their own business, a terrible monster is released upon people and starts eating souls of the greatest fighters ever."

The boy's lower lip quivered, and he began to cry.

"Oh, shut up." Toshin said, rolling up his magazine and slapping the boy with it. There was a lull in violence, then the kid stood up and started laughing as did Toshin and the child's mother.

What, you want a fancy explanation as to why this happened? Well, too bad. It just did.

Jin was removed from the hole he was dropped in, because I didn't feel like killing him off just yet.

"Whoa, whoa, whoa, yet? What do you mean, yet?"

...Shut up and go along.

"...Fine."

Aaaaaanyway, Jin was now heading home. When he reached the newly restored Mishima Manor, his mother, father, grandfather, and his grandfather's bear were there to greet him. Ironically enough this was the residence of Brain's neighbors, and promptly exploded.

Meanwhile, Roger was desperately trying to fit in with the other kangaroo's in his animal kingdom. However, he was an outcast because of those damn boxing gloves Boskonolerlerler glued onto him.

What does this mean? Why do you care? Why can't we read about characters we care about, you ask? Well, shut up, I can't answer all of your questions. GOD!! YOU'RE SUFFOCATING ME!!! Just get off my back, will you?!!

Aaaaaaaaaaanyway...Roger was forced to make friends with the other weird animal- creations-gone-bad. Which means Alex and Gon.

Oh, my God. This sucks. Why am I still doing this? I had a good idea with the whole Roger thing, but now...I've just screwed it up. Please read on, I'm so very sorry.

Tetsujin and Yoshimitsu, now alive, decided to give up their dream of smashing the corporate wood giant known as Mokujin Woods. They were catching a flight home, but it was delayed, so they were waiting in the airport. Unbeknownst to them, the vast majority of the airport population was screaming and running away from them because, hey, let's face it...they're weird looking.

"Shut up." Tetsujin said.

No.

"It's okay, Tetsujin. I've come to terms with my constant ugliness." Yoshimitsu said.

"No you haven't, you change looks every game. You obviously have a huge inferiority complex because of that."

"SHUT UP!! I LOVE ME!!!" Yoshimitsu yelled, bursting into tears. "Why are you so mean?!"

"...Because I'm a bitter dummy."

"...You're a stupid dumb-face!" With that, Yoshimitsu ran off crying.

A/N: Sorry, I wrote this badly, so Jason helped me edit it. Which is good, because adding in his stuff also got my brain juices flowing. Review, or I'll eat all of the culinary delights I have promised you!