Chapter 10
Battle of Waldorf/Bass begins
So the "Black Rose" was such a kick ass night! I look so sexy in black so I didn't mind dressing up and enjoying some candle light. BUT! I heard from you gossipers that something went down and I mean downright dirty. Cbass is actually alive and horny I mean everyone knew that. You're so late B. From what I heard the dirty deed was caused by our favorite love/hate couple. I'll give it to you brief: He pretended he was died. Showed up at "Black Rose". Tricked Blair and was so close to deflowering her. I guess now Blair has raised her red flag and ready to attack. Ha! I just love New York.
Q&A:
Dear GG:
I saw Chuck bass at the Black Rose party and he looked mighty fine in that all black tux. But Blair looked absolutely gorgeous! I couldn't keep my eyes off her. I don't know how Chuck could be so cruel to that pretty face.
-Gayboy123
Dear Gayboy123:
I was there! Durr I saw Chuck and yeah he sure did look delicious. I did see Blair and her shredded dress. Lucky Chuck gets to have angry sex with this chick. I consider him lucky.
-GossipG
"That brainless, egocentric, horrid asshole!" Blair yelled as she stuck her long sex hair in a tight bun. "Ahh what a dick!" Blair finished her tantrum as she stuck the rest of the pins in her hair. "Blair, just calm down. You don't want me to get your high blood pressure shot do you?" Serena warned her as she slipped out of her dress and into her pink satin nighttime dress. "I know Serena but he tricked me! He made me feel like such a fool" Blair sat on her bed as she began to breakdown. Serena ran over to her. "Aww B I knew this was going to end badly" Serena took Blair into her arms and cradled her head against her chest. "No! This is going to end badly for him" Blair jumped out of Serena's loving embrace and began to brainstorm. Blair continuous walked back and forth until something vicious popped in her head. "Blair, this whole game between you two is getting really bad and kind of annoying" Serena watched Blair brainstorm as she snuggled herself over Blair's comforter. "I mean what if someone really does get hurt. Come one B you can't pretend this anymore." Blair stopped in her tracks at the sound of Serena's last words. "That's it!" Blair shouted and began to text on her phone. "Got what?? I don't want to be in this war." Serena pleaded. "That's why I'm going to pretend that everything is okay and try to get close to Chuck and when he finally admits. I'm going to crush him! Ha!" Blair laughs evilly and gets under the cover with Serena. "Admits what?" Serena said trying to get why Blair is suddenly acting crazy. "Admits that he loves me" Blair snuggled her flawless face into her pillow. "Well how you know he's going to say it" Serena continues her dumb blonde questions. " It just takes creative dirty work" Blair ended her conservation with Serena as she shut the lights off and softly laughed evilly and repeated " Chuck Bass is all mine" Serena scooted away from Blair as far as possible and they both dreamt of boys and white dresses and murdering Chuck bass. Ouch!
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"You what?!" Nate tried so hard not to spit his mocha latte. "Yeah, I almost slept with her" Chuck giggled as she sipped his warm coffee with a little kick of scotch. "Dude what happened?" Nate was so engrossed with Chuck's sex life it was kind of sick. "Well, we made it on the bed and you know I'm getting to the point where I want to stick the key in the ignition and then" Chuck couldn't continue on by the way it was making him giggle. Nate gives Chuck desperate look of prying. "Did it happen?"
Chuck took a deep breath and tried to continue without being foolish. "I pretended that I was dead and a ghost and she fell for it." Chuck acted like it was no big deal. "But yeah Dan walked in on us and that's when literally the shit hit the fan." Chuck loved the way he amuses himself. Nate lost all interest in this whole story. "You didn't tell Blair that you were okay" Nate felt confused and ashamed that he actually wanted to hear the rest. "It was part of my plan" Chuck didn't get the hint that Nate was getting upset over this whole sabotage Blair thing. "So let me get this straight when you came out of the hospital you never told her you were okay and then you let her suffer like that" Nate found himself disgusted and wanted to punch Chuck right in the mouth. "It's no big deal" Chuck hated when Nate blow up everything out of portion. "No, you're sick man. You made the only girl who loved you with all of her heart suffer because of nothing." Nate stood up from the restaurant table to leave this sick bastard. "It wasn't for nothing" Chuck angrily looked at Nate. "I know what this is about. It's because Blair has Marc now and you can't stand her being happy when you're miserable, so you had to be you and make her miserable as well. I hope you feel victorious, breaking the heart of the only girl in this world who will ever love you. Fuckin Bravo!" Nate grabs his coat and leftovers and left without turning back.
Chuck looked around to see all of the diners and waiters staring at him as they whispered and took pictures with their camera phones. Gossip girl is going to have a finale with this one. "Shows over" Chuck shouted at the nosy people and left the restaurant leaving a cheap tip. I guess there's no such thing as a change of heart.
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The next morning the sun was dazzling as ever. The birds never sang so beautifully and Blair Waldorf was never this excited to destroy someone since that Prada sell at Barney's. "Good morning mother" Blair kisses her mother cheek as she plots her butt next to Serena and starts to pick at a blueberry muffin. "Well someone had a good night rest" Blair's mother has never got a kiss from Blair since she got her period. "It's just so beautiful today" Blair wrinkled her nose as she laughed. Serena rolled her eyes when she knew this was her game face. "Okay I better run. Don't want those Italian people waiting much longer." Blair's mother looks at her watch and kisses Blair and Serena and heads to Rome for Fashion week. As soon as the door slams Serena drops her spoon and crosses her arms. "What are you planning?" Serena tries to read behind all of Blair's happy bullshit. "I have no idea, what so ever, what you're talking about?" Blair picks at her second muffin. "Blair, cut the shit" Serena didn't fall for her crap. "Okay! I plan on seducing bass today and then destroying him at his most vulnerable moment!" Blair tries to catch her breath because that was a mouthful. "How are you going to do that with Marc around?" Serena knew she found a niche in her whole crazy idea. Blair looked confident as she stuck the rest of the muffin in her mouth. "Marc is my tool. He has always been my tool. I like him now and then but from day one he is my gizmo to demolish Chuck." Blair stares at Serena's confused face. "Oh my god Serena do you have to be so slow. When I'm pretending to love Bass and act like everything is okay and we get close again. I'm going to make him jealous with using Marc and that will crack Bass. Trust me." Serena looks at Blair like she was delusional. "I bet you this whole plan will crash and burn like the Francesca plan last year." Serena dared to bring up Blair's failed games. "Hey! Not fair I didn't know Francesca was gay!" Blair threw her muffin wrapper at Serena. " Yeah and that's why when you tried to sneak in her room to plant the drugs she thought you were there to get nasty with her" Serena couldn't stop laughing as she held her rock hard stomach and thought of Blair almost getting raped by a fat lesbian. "Oh, you think that's funny. Mrs. Thong." Serena immediately stop laughing as she remembered when in 10th grade she came to school so hung over she put her pants on and then her thong over it. "Ha!" Blair pointed as she got the last laugh. Serena stood from the table and walked away. "Hey where you going? You're not going to help me shop for my comeback wardrobe"
"Shut up fatty" Serena laughed as she ran to Blair's room. Blair looked down at her muscular stomach and rubbed it. "She didn't mean it" Blair headed toward her room with a cup of cold water. "I'm coming for you Bitch!"
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Well looky here Upper East Side, Chuck Bass walking along once again. Chuck opened his phone and clicked at his photo album to find something to keep him busy as he sulks home. He slides through pictures of slutty girls that send him nudy pictures hoping to get noticed. Then he crosses a picture of something he hasn't seen in a long time. A picture of him genuinely smiling. Not only that, Blair was in the picture as well holding him from behind. He stared at her face and how her nose wrinkles when she smiles and how the dimples in her cheek make her look childish. He never had the chance to delete the picture because his been so busy. Chuck sets the picture as his background and smiles when he sees the finishing results of what use to be. Chuck puts away his phone and sucks in the bitter cold air of Manhattan. Wanting to get a sack of weed, Chuck stands by the local corner where he usually picks up. Leaning against the rigid brick wall of what use to be a Barney's. I guess it closed down due to some Prada sell that went bad. Standing in the remorseless cold waiting to get stoned Chuck notices he's across the street from the Waldorf hotel. He looks up the building to find Blair's window. She always had a good view. He gazes at the window with the sheer cream curtains and smiles weakly as the light goes on. What a coincidence Blair walks in her room. Blair stood in front of the window staring at her beautiful Manhattan. She opens the curtains and leans her head so she could get a good look. Stupidly, Chuck gapes at how graceful she really is and he will never get her back. Chuck second guessing this getting stoned idea and walks away toward the bar where he will really get fucked up. Can't stand the pain Chucky Whucky. Welcome to Blair's world. Aww looks like our bad boy getting soft on us.
What do you think will happen??
Chuck get soft and go back to Blair
Man up and finish the game
Leave and get stoned somewhere
Try to avoid her and try to get laid.
You make the choice. Don't be wrong.