summary: Don't fall in love. You'll die if you do.

a/n: I think my English Teacher said that, the summary I mean. He has very strong feelings about love. I take his advice. :D

disclaimer: Ally Carter. She's a whole level of cool herself. Do you really think I'm that cool - enough to own GG?

18 An Apple A Day May Keep The Doctor Away But A Date Might Do Otherwise
"It's a by-product of very dramatic kissing," Macey went on like a doctor identifying a very common side-effect.

Liz burst through the sliding glass doors panting, "We need help." A nurse rushed over to her, thinking she was the one who needed help.

"What's the problem?"

Just then, Bex stepped into the hospital, supporting a weak Cammie. Nurses ran to her side and started down the hallway at a brisk pace.

"What are the symptoms?"

"She's having trouble breathing. Her face is red. Her stomach's hurting. Her knees gave out. Her pulse keeps going up," Bex rattled off. Whatever was going on with Cammie was something Bex had never encountered before. "I don't know what's wrong."

"I do," came a voice behind them.

Everyone turned around as gently as they could with Cammie barely hanging on to consciousness.

A woman stood in a doorway of one of the patient's room. Underneath her white coat, she wore a silky blouse and black skirt. Her face was that of a celebrity (everyone wondered how she ended up as a doctor). She leaned against the door frame casually like she saved lives everyday (which she probably did). Her nametag read "Dr. Macey McHenry."

"She has a serious case of lovesickness."

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a/n: Deceiving, right? ;D

On another note, omfg, I was reading The Last Olympian, the LAST Percy Jackson book, just before I posted this, and I swear I was screaming my head off and dancing around like a maniac. It's true. Ask my brother and parents. That book is soooo awesome. I'm only half way. I'd be done with it by now, but my brother doesn't want me to finish it before him. Boo him. ): But, uh, yah. If you're looking for a book to read, READ IT. If you're like me, they'll give you spazz attacks every freaking chapter. (Sorry xD, I'm still hyped up. :D)