So Random's Guest Star
Chapter 10: BUSTED
Disclaimer: I don't get these, do we have to do them every time? Hmmmm... These things haunt me... Whatever, so, like every other stupid time, i shall repeat myself, i do not, (and this is under oath) own swac or anything to do with TV, computers, ect, ect...
SHOWTIME!
Previously on So Random's Guest Star...
No one's POV
Chassity Covered her eyes and a silent whimper escaped her mouth. She let out air and pulled her hands away quickly, her eyes meeting with all of ours....
"Wait a second..." She said, her eyes darting back and forth between us...
NOW!
SPOV
"I have that exact same shade of lipstick," she commented, wiping her finger along Tawni's red mouth.
"EEEEW!" Tawni screamed and jumped back. "She touched me!" She yelled again, covering her face, acting like she had just been attacked with a machete.
"Shhhhh," Chad said, hitting her arm.
Chassity gasped loudly. "I cannot believe my eyes!" She said, standing up and crossing her arms. "Wow... um... W-o-W!" She was lost for words, and i was shocked.
"Ok, so... you guys... are the ones that made my time here so hard?" She asked us.
Chad pulled off the wig and sighed. "Chassity... i only did it coz' they made me!" He said, raising his hands.
Tawni and i turned to him, horror crossed our faces.
"WHAT!" Tawni and I yelled simultaneously.
Chad stepped from us and held his hand to his heart, oh great, here comes the dramatic styles of Chad Dylan Cooper!
An audience roared into laughter in my head, weird, yes... but funny.
"Like, i, Chad Dylan Cooper, the greatest actor of our generation, would pull a stupid, pathetic, amateur act like this," he motioned to me and Tawni and our mouths hit the floor.
"I have a heart Chassity, I am not a child, and I don't need payback. Mature people settle disputes properly," He let out a sigh and put an arm on Chassity's shoulder. "I don't hurt people."
Chad turned from her and to me and Tawni. "I bid you farewell, good luck trying to explain this incident to Marshall and Mr. Condor... coz' i don't think he will tolerate this crude behaviour." Chad walked off; flashing a smile at me and winked that mischievous wink i loved.
Chassity stood there, blank faced and crossed arms.
"Well... i see i have found the culprits," Chassity said, glaring slowly at us.
"It is not what it looks like... Tawni and i were just angry..." Tawni cut me off in mid-sentence.
"I'm not mad! I'm just the sidekick that went too far. The tag-along, the right-hand-man... the trailer to this cart of mess," Tawni said, backing from me.
Chassity rolled her eyes as Tawni patted her head. "I am sorry for my fellow cast mate's behaviour Chassity... I will leave you to her then."
Tawni walked off, leaving me stranded, alone by myself. Ready to face the green-eyed monster. And by green eyed i mean jealous, because of me and Chad, but i think you understood that... right?
"Well, well, well..." She said, flipping her hair out of her face. "It seems like the prank-er has become the prank-ee," Chassity said, pacing around me.
"So what, big whoop you found out it was me. Oh no, it's the end of the world," I said sarcastically.
"You're not worried?" She asked me and i raised an eyebrow.
"What do you mean?"
She folded her arms across her chest. "You can get fired Munroe! I can get you fired; do you think this is anyway to act? How old do you think you are! This is pathetic behaviour, even from you. I know you love your job Sonny, but you've gone too far."
I gasped. "No, you can't get me fired. No one will believe you!" I told her.
"I know some people will. Then you will be sorry."
***
Chassity's POV
I walked down the hall, humming to myself merrily. The pranks have finally ended.
Now i am heading to Marshall's office to tell the big man what Sonny did.
I knocked on the door and heard a low muffle. I opened it and stepped in. Marshall was sitting there, Tween Weekly on his face, lying back with his hands to his temples.
"Having a bad day sir?" I asked him. He jumped, the magazine flying across the room which caused him to fall backwards off his chair.
I gaped and held my hand to my mouth. "Marshall!" I said, running over to help him up.
He looked up and saw me, "Oh, it's you." He said.
I raised an eyebrow, "Well it's nice to see you too sir," I said sarcastically. He rubbed his head and sat the chair back up, sitting back down.
"Sorry Chassity, i didn't mean it like that," He told me.
I smiled, "its fine. I was joking anyway."
"Ok... anyway... You're just the person i wanted to see!" He said. He motioned for me to take a seat and i sat down daintily.
"Chassity, i have made my own sketch that i would love you to do," he pulled out a script and gave it to me.
"What's it about?" I asked him.
"This is going to be like a version of the Check It Out Girls, except it's called Cinders And Ella, it goes like this. You are Ella and Sonny is Cinders, you two are best friends that work in a cafe' and love to slack off. It is kind of like Cinderella, because there is a slipper like in the movie except it's not glass, it's a lamb slipper. A handsome prince comes in and tries to find the owner of the lamb slipper so he can marry her. Cinders and Ella fight over the slipper and it splits in half, but Ella pulls out the other slipper and shows the prince that it is hers. She puts it on and it fits perfectly, then they kiss and the audience will go 'ooooooh.' I just love that. Can't wait for the 'ooooooh!' Then it ends with the prince taking her away to his slime swamp and Cinders cracks it. Believe me it is so funny."
I watched Marshall fall over in a fir of laughter and i smiled nervously. "You don't like it?" He asked me.
I shook my head, "No i love it. But, who's going to be the prince because i do not want to kiss Nico or Grady."
Marshall shook his head, "No we're getting Chad Dylan Cooper to guest star again on So Random, and you'll kiss him."
My face lit up and i grinned sinistrally. "Chad Dylan Cooper?" I asked smiling.
"Yes, is that a problem?" He asked me.
I got up, "No, it's quite the opposite."
He raised an eyebrow and i opened the door, "See you later Marshall, i am going to rehearse."
"Wait, did you come in here for a reason Chassity?" He asked me before i walked out.
"Yes but... it doesn't matter anymore..."
I walked out leaving Marshall with a confused look on his face.
I walked down the hall, flicking through the script. I made my way to the prop house and everyone turned to me.
Sonny was on the couch and was glaring at me. Nico and Grady built a house of cards and Tawni was at Sonny's side, comforting her.
"Get out," Tawni hissed at me.
"I thought you wanted to look at this week's script," I said smiling. "I love it."
Tawni walked over to her and snatched the script out of her hand, flicking through it.
I watched her eyes widen in horror and she looked at Sonny then at me quickly.
"What!" She yelled.
Tawni brought it over to the couch and sat down.
"What?" Everyone asked.
She looked at me and glared. "You did this on purpose!" She yelled.
"No i didn't, it was complete luck," I told her, ginning an evil grin.
What?" Everyone repeated.
She opened it again and read through it...
***
"And then the handsome prince kisses Ella and he whisks her away to live in his swamp castle forever whilst Cinders has to stay behind and work."
Tawni finished it and glared at the page.
"So?" Nico asked.
"SO, Sonny is Cinders and Chassity is Ella!" Tawni said, showing Nico the page. He shrugged again.
"So, big deal. It's a sketch... I'm the prince aren't i?" Nico asked smugly.
I shook my head and Sonny's head shot up.
"We're having a special guest star," Tawni said, spitting out the word 'special.' Nico and Grady looked lost and Sonny jolted upright.
"CHAD DYLAN FRICKEN COOPER!" She yelled, walking over and snatching the script off Tawni.
Tawni and i nodded.
"No, no, no, no, there is no way this can be possible, you can't kiss him," Sonny told me.
"But apparently i am. How's that for a good plot?" I said, turning my head to the side and folding my arms across my chest.
Sonny looked really pissed off now.
She was walking towards me; her face was red with anger. "I was going to tell Marshall what you guys did to me as payback, but i quite like this better."
Sonny threw the script to the side and clenched her fists.
She jumped at me and screamed, attacking me and pushing me to the ground. Everyone gasped and hurried over to us, trying to break us off each other.
"You ass whole!!!" Sonny screamed, twisting my wrist and biting my arm.
"I'm the ass whole? You stole my guy!" I screamed.
"You stole him back!"
"Yet he ends up with you all over again!"
"It's not my fault that he likes me," she yelled.
"Yes it is! You two are too good for each other! You stole my guy, i love him!" I yelled back.
"You dumped him!"
"I thought it was the right thing to do! I was wrong though!"
"I'm happy you were wrong, because you are an ass whole!"
"Says the one whole denies she likes the guy, but kisses him!" I said smugly.
SPOV
I wanted to punch that smug face right off her neck.
"Maybe i did, but that's none of your business. You told everyone on live TV that i liked him!"
"You played childish pranks me! That makes you low Sonny that was very low. I never thought anyone could be that low!"
"It was funny! Green hair, that was the funniest by far!" I said, laughing my head off.
"No it wasn't! Everyone called me the Loch Ness Monster for days!" Chassity cried, punching my stomach.
We rolled on the floor, biting and kicking.
"That's why it was so funny!" I laughed again.
Chassity's POV
I pinned her down and scowled, "You made me the laughing stock of the whole studio for ages, and you have no idea how that made me feel! I thought that it was fate pranking me! But no it was Sonny! It always comes back to you! Sonny, Sonny, Sonny! Sonny this, Sonny that! You are the fairest of them all!" I yelled at her.
"Well, maybe i am liked, and i don't go around behind people's backs and take their guys!"Sonny cried back.
I scrunched up my nose and spat on her.
"OHMYGOD! Did you just spit on me?" Sonny said, wiping it off her.
"Maybe i did, maybe i didn't," I said, crossing my arms.
She pushed me off her and we rolled around on the ground, scratching and biting each other. It was a real bitch fight.
Then we heard a loud voice yell over us and we stopped in our tracks...
***
I watched as Mr Condor pace back and forth in front of Sonny, she was in tears and i felt... bad for her.
"Sonny Munroe, never in my thirty years on the job have i ever seen such reckless and destructive behaviour. I should fire you right here and right now!"
Sonny was crying her eyes out and i was sitting there and watching it all. I thought it would be good trying to get her fired, but all it brought me was guilt.
I hated this feeling.
"What do you have to say for yourself Miss Munroe?" His voice boomed, she winced and wiped her tears away.
She didn't make eye contact because she didn't want to get eaten up by him. Instead she is being yelled at and punished for something i actually started.
I had to make a stand, even if it is Sonny.
"Mr Condor, don't blame her, it was my fault. I was the reason of all of this. I should just leave," i got up to make my exit but Mr Condor stopped me.
"Chassity, please, don't cover for her. I knew this one would be an issue ever since her and Chad Dylan Cooper became an item," he said.
"We're not an item sir," Sonny tried to explain.
"Shut your mouth Munroe," he yelled.
"Mr Condor, please, stop yelling at her. It was me! Ok, all of it was me! I made Sonny do this. If i didn't push her over the edge or tell the whole world lies then we wouldn't be in this sort of mess! I hate this guilt; i just want it to go away! It was all me! I give up. Stop yelling at Sonny, all she did was try to make a friend and it backfired! Please, just stop this nonsense! I cannot take another second of this," I wiped the guilt off me, "It just won't leave me alone! It's eating me inside sir and i can't do anything about it! Fire me! I'll gladly go and leave this studio in peace so i don't have to mess anything up again and make the cast's lives miserable!"
I sat down and dropped my head into my hands.
Sonny was staring at me unbelievably. Mr Condor as well.
"Chassity, that was very honest of you. And i will not fire you, because you told the truth and no one does that anymore."
A smile lit up my dull face. "Seriously?" I asked him.
He nodded, "Seriously."
I smiled and jumped up and down. "Oh thank you, thank you, thank you!" I squealed.
"BUT, if you do anything like this again," he paused and drew a line at his neck, meaning i will be dead.
"I completely understand," I told him, wiping a tear away.
"Oh and Sonny, sorry for accusing you," Mr Condor told her.
She smiled and got up from the chair. "It's ok sir, everyone makes mistakes."
He left and i turned to Sonny.
SPOV
I could not believe my ears. Chassity completely took credit for it. She told him it was all her, even when some of it was actually me.
"Thank you Chassity," i told her.
She shrugged, "It's cool. But i am not forgiving you, ok? We are still the same. I just saved your butt, got it?" She told me and i nodded.
"Ok."
"So anyway..." She paused turned her smile into a glare. "I cannot believe you still."
I nodded and walked off. "Ok."
***
Awww, everything seems ok now doesn't it! But watch out, you cannot underestimate Chassity's evil-ness and Sonny's love for pranks. Who said that was the end? Not even close. There's still that sketch to do. And you just know that will be trouble!
Please review!!!!
