by Neorenamon

Legend of Siberia II: Heart of a Tigress

This is a sequel to the The Legend of Siberia and continues yuri relationships and sex in addition to other sexual relations. All property rights remain with Dreamworks and the creators of Kung Fu Panda, both the movies and the Legends of Awesomeness. Thank you.

Part X: Mine Your Own Business

'Ah,' thought Po, 'I hate falling for the Golden Lotus Clap! There's no way Junjie's going to let me cure myself let alone Mei Ling! I'll just have to fight him blind again until help arrives!' He felt something against his back and assumed since it wasn't trying to kill him and was way to soft to be rock, it had to be Mei Ling. 'So she can use sounds to find things,' he continued, 'but apparently cannot fully deal with blindness. Considering her so-called Master knows the Golden Lotus Clap, I'm not surprised he's holding a trump card over them in case on of them turns on him.' So he calmed himself and focused of his senses remaining on tracking his enemies movements. The subtle sounds of shifting dirt, the suppressed sounds of breathing, and... ugh... the smell whatever garlic laden food Junjie had for dinner. 'At least he disabled two of his own minions. I should really get Master Siberia to train... Oh no, she's most likely dead now!'

"YOU BASTARD!" he screamed, "You just killed my two future wives! I swear I'll make you suffer for that!"

"Well well," replied Junjie from a distance, "You and the Furious Five killed my dreams of taking over the Jade Palace so why shouldn't I return the favor?!"

'One good thing about Junjie is that he never learns to keep silent during a battle!' as he got a fix on his location.

But the two sighted snow leopards were charging him from opposite sides. They figured one of them would be able to land a deadly strike against a blind enemy. But they thought wrong as Po simple thrust his arms out in the direction he sensed them coming and felt his fists impact them with some satisfaction. One felt like a shoulder hit while the other felt more like a blow to the sternum.

"The only way to stop Junjie is for me to climb on your back Monkey Style," said Mei Ling, "I'll use my arms to keep hold of you and my legs to lash out at anyone trying to strike at your back."

"Do it!" he replied as he felt her scramble up is back and loop her arms about his thick neck.

At first, he wondered how she could be so happy with her tail whipping back and forth, but then she realized she was just using it to tell when someone was very close to them.

"You think you have me at some advantage now that the sun's set, don't you?" asked Junjie closer, "But you're so wrong. It's a simple technique to use own's chi to make beams of light emit from one's very eyes."

'Head lights,' thought Po.

"And I can keep looking where you and the traitor are as plain as day!" he gloated.

"If you're smart, you'd take your goon squad and leave here now!" growled Po.

"What?!" he replied, "So you can fix your eyes and hunt me down later?! So you can get revenge for your future wives by killing me?! I never let an enemy live if I can help it!"

One of the minions made a sweeping kick at Po's leg which threw him off balance. Po barely managed to keep from falling and possibly rolling over on Mei Ling in the process, but he knew the other would surely attack from the other side during his moment of weakness. Mei Ling also lost her grip as her body shifted to Po's side, but then he realized that it was no accident. Her howl of pain told him she knew where the next attack was coming from and she shielded him against it with her own body.

"So my little traitor protects you?" asked Junjie from even closer, "I bet she betrayed me because she loves you!" Then he felt fingertips jabbing him at several points in his chest and abdomen within a split second.

'He's trying to paralyze me by striking at my acupressure points!' he thought as he remembered Taotie's Sphere of Unerringly Accurate Acupressure Machine. What he forced him, Shifu and the others of the Furious Five (sans Tigress) to do that day because of that machine was truly humiliating.

"There!" he gloated as he stepped right into Po's face, "Now destroying you before help arrives will be child's play!" Well technically, Junjie would actually be more likely looking at Po's crotch considering the size difference between them. "I think I'll start by making you unable to bear any children!" he gloated. That told Po all he needed to know as he grabbed his incoming fist. "HOW DID YOU DO THAT?!" he cried in alarm.

"Because you obviously forgot how fat I am!" replied Po triumphantly, "Hitting pressure points has almost no effect when you're striking at most of my body!" Using his arm as leverage, he managed to simply fall forward and land on top of the startled fox.

"While you're big," snarled the fox, "You can't attack me and you can't keep me pinned like this forever! You're just delaying the moment I kill you!"

But a sudden breeze over his head told him that help had just arrived.

"Crane!" he called, "Mei Ling and I were blinded by the Golden Lotus Clap! You have to fight the minions alone while I stop Junjie from doing it again! Two of his minions are blind too!"

"Viper and I are all over it!" called Crane from overhead.

'Great!' he thought, 'It's two of the Furious Five against two of his minions! More than a fair fight for us!'

"Don't think they're enough to save you!" snarled Junjie as he tried to get out from under Po, "You fat bastard!"

'Gawds, why do they always pick on me for my weight?!'

...

Meanwhile, a few minutes earlier with Master Siberia...

...

Siberia slowed down a lot once she was in the dark mine tunnel.

'Knowing his most likely stratagems,' she thought, 'I'd lay booby traps all over.' So she moved slowly ahead thinking, 'but I doubt he's had enough time to alter the tunnel for really elaborate set-ups. Since I can't see anything shiny, I'm sure the traps are set off by black twine cords.' As a cat, her eyes quickly adjusted to the dark, and by bringing her chi into her eyes, made them glow just enough to see a few feet in front of her.

Fortunately in their haste to set the traps, she had more than enough room to step over or slip under each and every trip cord she noticed as she made her way down the tunnel. But she also knew that her time was most likely limited, so she had to move faster than she was comfortable with.

'If he's going to drop the mine on Tigress and Fenghuang, there's got to be a massive fireworks powder charge somewhere near them. The minion may well be guarding it. Do they even know or care that they'll die if Junjie's plan works?!'

Up ahead, she could barely hear the sounds of struggles, and she knew that she had to be getting close as she knew that at the very least, two Kung Fu Masters would struggle with all of their might to escape their bonds. There was also the sounds of moans and mumbles as if Tigress and Fenghuang were trying to talk to each other while gagged.

'Well at least I can't smell sulphur, so the fuse can't already be lit. All that would be needed was just one light candle within their reach to light it up, but it would have to be short enough to stop anyone else from putting it out.'

She was getting closer and closer as Tigress' smell became clearer in her nose. That meant that she was getting closer to the assassin as well. She jerked her head aside a split second before a knife sailed by her head and nicked her right ear. A few more knives sailed around her head.

'They can't see clearly enough to target me with pinpoint precision!' she thought as she looked in the direction the attacks had come from.

"Having problems there, assassin?" she asked softly in the dark.

"You have to die if I want to live!" he called back.

"So you aren't so suicidal as to blow yourself up along with the mines?"

"Of course not!" he replied, "I have a girlfriend to live for back in my village! When I'm done with Master Junjie, we're going to get married!" A few more knives sailed past her chest.

'He isn't trained to aim at sounds alone,' she thought as she replied, "Fool. Do you really think that Junjie would let any of you leave his service alive?"

"Well, why wouldn't he?"

"Then tell me how many of his other minions have retired and returned to your village," she challenged him.

"So far... not one," he replied, "He told us they were too incompetent to survive the missions he asked of them."

She was next to Tigress now judging by her smell, and Fenghuang had to be right next to her.

"Are you really so willing to give your life for one who cares not for you or your family?"

"I have to," he replied, "Failing him in any way is a death sentence for my parents, my brothers and my sister. There's... no choice once he selected me to serve him."

"Is he at least going to compensate them for you death?!" she sneered.

"Yes," he replied, "He comes back each month to give gold Yuan to the survivors when he picks out more of my clan to serve his needs."

"What terrible secret does he hold over you and your clan to keep them his slaves?!"

"Since you'll die soon one way or another," he replied, "I guess it can't hurt to tell you that the Chief's only daughter is being held hostage by Junjie and he will well murder her in a manner most foul if any of us ever disobey him."

She had a sick feeling what he was going to say and do next.

"But clearly I cannot beat you or stop you from saving the hostages," he said sadly, "so now we all have to die."

She suddenly caught the smell of sulphur.

"GREAT! ICE! WALL!" she called just before the explosion hit them.