Me: hi yay this chapter is late

Riku: blah

Me: well the reason it is late is because the prince of some country called me off on a mission to rid the world of evil bananas

Riku: she was too busy being obsessed with FullMetal Alchemist to write another chapter of her fic

Me: OK FINE…

Lehx: Nexlei and I still don't own any of the Kingdom Hearts games or any other random references

Riku: than what am I doing here?

Me: your annoying the readers

Riku: no the readers love me

Me: a note to the reviewers STOP GIVING RIKU COOKIES

Riku: bite me… not literally you morons

Me: yay here's chapter 10

Chapter 10

Free Day Again

Kairi sat on the beach waiting for Sora to get back. He had just run off somewhere to get some food for lunch, he had said that he would be right back. She mindlessly began drawing stick figures in the sand. She named it Bob. Yes Bob, Bob was the ultimate name, you random readers might not know it now, but trust me the name Bob shall triumph… or at least the number of baby's being named Bob will go up in the future.

Now onto matters that don't require you to be mentally ill to understand. She began to wonder where Namine and Roxas had gone. She made a mental list of what they cold possibly be doing. Due to some of the lemony graphicness about 15 items have been deleted so as not to violate the young minds of children who might be reading this even though it is rated T.

Kairi's list of possible activities of Namine and Roxas

1. Playing leapfrog… don't ask

2. Luring Tidus up a tree

3. Tricking Sephy into admitting that he is actually a girl (I mean how long could he possibly deny it)

4. Spying on Lulu to see if she really does iky stuff with Wakka… than turning it into a porno movie

5. Discussing the relationship between Ed and Winry on Full Metal Alchemist, and than role playing as them doing sick things

Ok so the last one wasn't exactly appropriate for some children who shouldn't be reading this. But trust me the others are much better left to the readers perverted imagination. Anyway now back to Bob. She wished Sora would hurry up… SHE WAS HUNGRY.

Dinning Hall

Sora was having a very difficult time. No he was not being held captive by the evil lunch ladies, he was indecisive. His eyes were darting between the Ham and the Turkey sandwiches. He couldn't decide which Kairi would like.

"Hiya," Selphie said as she bounded up from behind Sora , grabbing his shoulders and making him jump. Riku walked up two them looking as if he had just chased a sugar high squirrel around the camp. Obviously hanging out with Selphie was very tiring work.

"Hi," Sora said to the couple his eyes still darting from the ham to the turkey.

" What's got you knickers in a twist?" Riku asked with raised eyebrows as Sora looked nervously between the two sandwiches.

"It's terrible Riku I can't decide… would Kairi like ham or turkey," Sora said looking hopeless. Riku held back from laughter.

"Your worse than Roxas," Riku told him, "anyway it doesn't matter whether you pick her least favorite food, she would still love you… but I would go with the turkey," Riku told him looking over to where Selphie was standing chatting away to random campers whom she has probably never met before. Sora smiled.

"Thanks Ri….. WAIT did you say?" Sora asked. He was positive that he had heard Riku say love… he hadn't even thought of love yet, he knew he liked Kairi but did he LOVE her.

"Turkey…" Riku said looking at Sora like he was a nut job.

"Oh… thanks," Sora said grabbing the turkey sandwich and darting out of the dining hall. He wasn't in a "share your feelings about Kairi while Riku pretends to be a physiatrist" mood.

But he wondered… Did he love Kairi?

Woods

Namine was kissing him. It was nice… but he preferred boys… just kidding. Anyway Namine was kissing him. And to be quite frank he was terrified. Terrified and excited and nervous all at the same time. Trying to sort through all of the emotions he was feeling would only result in a headache so lets stay away from that topic.

Namine pulled away and smiled up at him. Nothing could ruin the moment they shared… except Roxas's stupidity.

"What was that," Roxas said more to himself out of amazement and shock than anything else. Not a very bright thing to say to a girl after she just kissed you, but Roxas is Roxas.

"I-I- I didn't mean to…" Namine said on the verge of tears she was dumb to think that he liked her that way. She was a moron. Namine didn't understand that Roxas's vocabulary wasn't as good as it could have been and that he had used those words WAY out of context to what he actually meant.

Without anymore thought whatsoever Namine took off down the path that lead back out to the field. She was feeling terrible embarrassed, more like mortified.

Her sudden dash out of the woods left Roxas in shock, "NAMINE" He called after her running down the path to try and catch up with her. But she wasn't on the path, it was like she had just disappeared. He ran right out of the woods calling her Namine.

High up in a tree Namine lay on one of the extra thick branches her blond hair was dangling off the edge of the branch, and tears were streaming down her face. But she isn't make a single whimper or noise she just lay their shaking slightly.

"NAMINE," She heard Roxas calling form below, that jerk was looking for her. She hated him so much, but not nearly as much as she was starting to hate herself. She had never thought of herself as a particularly dumb person. In fact she could be very cleaver and she knew it, but was she obviously loosing her mind, or imagining things, how else could she have possibly thought that Roxas likes HER.

She stared up at the blue sky through the top of the trees. The sky was so happy and peaceful looking. She wished she could just disappear. Roxas's voice had slowly gone away, he must have left the woods looking for her. Serves him right, a part of her couldn't help thinking even thought she knew perfectly well that it was more her fault than it was his. She was the stupid one. She needed to talk to her best friend. She needed to talk to Kairi. She grabbed her cell phone from her pocket (she had no idea why she kept it in her pocket) and dialed Kairi's number.

Outside the Dinning Hall

Sora wasn't sure, did he love Kairi? The question was bugging him in an almost obsessive compulsive manor.

"Sora," He heard someone shout from behind him, he turned around to see Roxas who was running towards him. He abruptly stopped and bent over putting is hands on his knees and panting.

"Err are you ok?" Sora asked.

"H-h-have you seen Namine?" Roxas panted in between breaths. How long had he been running Sora wondered.

"No, why?" Sora asked curiously. Roxas blushed, he wasn't sure he wanted to get into a discussions about the past events.

"Roxas you run up to me all out of breath, flushed and sweaty tell me what is going on before I presume the worst," Sora said, trying to get answers out of his friend.

"Namine hates me…" Roxas said looking down at his feet.

"Erm ok," Sora said rubbing the back of his neck, still not understanding.

"Well she… uhhhh… she kissed me, and than I said something stupid and she ran away and now she hates me…" Roxas said as fast as he could. So fast that if someone wasn't paying attention they probably would have thought Roxas to be speaking in another language.

"What did you say," Sora asked his hopeless friend in an irritated voice, knowing that whatever Roxas said it wasn't that good.

"Well she kissed me, and I said what was that," Roxas said.

"For a girl that you really like what was that isn't a very good thing to say after she kisses you," Sora told him.

"Well what was I supposed to say?" Roxas shouted exasperated that his friend didn't understated, "I was surprised and I was saying it to myself more than to her,"

"Did she say anything before she ran off?" Sora asked shaking his head.

"She said she didn't mean too, and than started crying and ran off, when I went looking for her she wasn't there," Roxas said.

"Well that is a pretty cruel thing to say," Sora pointed out.

"I DIDN'T MEAN IT," Roxas yelled.

"You are so stupid," Sora mumbled.

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN," Roxas asked in a voice that made random birds fly away.

"You need to learn when to shut up, you just yammer on and on and don't know what your saying half the time," Sora stated to his very, very irritated friend.

"Thanks I go to a friend for help and I get a lecture on precision of language," (like in the giver) Roxas said thinking of a particularly unpleasant book that he had to read a few years back. If Sora hadn't been thoroughly annoyed at his friends stupidity (not to mention really hungry) he would have made a joke about how creepy that book was.

"Well you can be a moron sometimes," Sora said.

"I am not a moron," Roxas yelled.

"Yes, you are," Sora shouted back.

"At least I'm not whipped," Roxas yelled getting a what the hell look back from Sora.

"I AM NOT WHIPPED," Sora yelled.

"Oh yeeesssss Kairi I will get your sandwiches for you, here let me fallow your every command," Roxas said imitating his friend.

"Sorry for being polite," Sora said sarcastically.

"You should be," Roxas mumbled looking around as if trying to find Namine.

"Your such a idiot," Sora told Roxas.

"Well have it that way than, thanks for all of the moral support that this long conversation has had, I'm going to try to find Namine," Roxas said. Sora shuddered to think what Roxas would say to Namine next, he knew that he often screwed up his words.

Sora walked down the path back to the beach, he couldn't wait to have lunch he was starving. As he approached the beach he looked around, Kairi was nowhere in site. Great my friend is a retard and my girlfriend (sorta) has been abducted by, aliens Sora thought obviously joking in his own mind.

He sighed, and turned around to go looking for Kairi, he wondered where she had gone.

Meanwhile

Kairi was running in the direction of a little path in the woods that branched off from the field. She had gotten a call from Namine telling her to go there, she hadn't said why but her voice sounded really upset.

I bet it has something to do with Roxas, Kairi thought as she entered the field and could see the path on the other side. Roxas probably did something to her. Kairi had never thought of him as the rapist/sexual predator like person that Tidus won't stop ranting about, but it was either that or Roxas had insulted Namine flat out. Roxas didn't seem like the kind of boy who would start calling a girl names out of the blue. Especially a girl that he really likes. It was so obvious that he was head over heels for Namine.

Kairi entered the woods. She knew that Sora would be at the beach by now and he would be looking for her, but she was sure that he would understand the situation once she explained it to him.

"NAMINE," Kairi called walking along the path, "NAMINE," She called again.

"I'm here," A weak sounding voice called from above. Kairi looked around still not able to locate her friend.

"Where?" Kairi asked.

"In the tree," Namine's voice cracked as she said it she was defiantly crying. Kairi looked up and saw Namine lying on a high branch of the tree. With ought thinking Kairi started to climb up the tree, towards Namine , when she reached the branch Namine was she sat down next to her.

"So… why are you in a tree," Kairi asked wanting to both lighten the mood and figure out what the hell her best friend was dong in a tree alone in the middle of the woods.

"I'm hiding from Roxas," Namine said sadly.

"DID HE HURT YOU?" Kairi questioned loudly. If he hurt her than… well lets just say he would be in pain… a lot of pain.

"N-n-no he wouldn't hurt me he's to nice…" Namine said in-between whimpers.

"Than what happened," Kairi asked in a sympathetic voice.

"Well… I… uh…" Namine couldn't say it.

"Its ok just tell me" Kairi told Namine patting her on the back (but not so much that she fell off the tree of course).

"Well I kissed him and than he said what was that, like I was some sick stalker whom he never wanted to kiss," Namine started, playing with her fingers in her lap.

"Why would he say that?" Kairi asked, "its obvious that he likes you," Kairi added.

"That's what I thought, after he said that I couldn't just stand there so I ran off," Namine said.

"Maybe Roxas said that for lack of a better vocabulary…" Kairi suggested knowing that Roxas wasn't always the best with wording… I mean who was?

"He was running after me trying to explain so that I would feel better, so I hid in the tree and he kept running," Namine said pointing to the tree that they were sitting in.

"Ever think that he was telling the truth and not trying to make you feel better?" Kairi asked, Namine shook her head.

"Who's side are you on?" She asked Kairi angrily.

"Sorry I didn't know it was a fight," Kairi said,

"so you think I'm bawling in a tree because it makes a good activity?" Namine questioned angrily.

"No, but maybe Roxas was just being stupid.. And this is just a little bump in your relationship," Kairi said.

"He never liked me…" Namine cried miserably.

"He dose so… trust me," Kairi said.

"STOP TRYING TO MAKE ME FEEL BETTER YOUR AS BAD AS HIM," Namine yelled.

"Fine I won't help," Kairi muttered upset that Namine was being really stupid.

"Ok don't just leave than," Namine pouted.

"No I want to help," Kairi said.

"Well I don't want to be helped than," Namine said climbing down the tree freakishly fast. Kairi of course tried to chaise after her, but by the time that she was down from the tree Namine was nowhere in site. One thing about Namine is that if she doesn't want to be found she won't be found. Kairi had learned this after playing hours of hide and seek with Namine back when they lived in the same town.

Kairi walked out of the woods she figured that she would go back to the beach and look for Sora, maybe he could help. She continued along the path to the beach.

"Kairi," She heard a voice from behind her. She turned around to see Riku.

"Hi Riku," She said glumly.

"Hi," Riku said noticing Kairi's mood but ignoring it, he had learned that when a girl was being moody, do not annoy them into being even moodier… it was just a bad idea, "Sora's looking for you,"

"Where is he?" Kairi asked.

"He is in the dinning hall," Riku said, Kairi was starting to feel guilty for ditching him like that,. But she was sure he would understand.

"Ok," Kairi said and ran in the direction of the dinning hall.

As soon as she entered the building Kairi saw Sora sitting at one of the tables chatting with Cloud (who had escaped the fan girls hahaha).

"Hi Sora," Kairi said trying not to sound upset.

"Kairi," Sora said, "where were you?"

"I'm sorry… I got a call from Namine and she said it was urgent that I meet her so…" Kairi said pausing at the end.

"Its ok," Sora said, Kairi smiled she knew he would understand. "Do you know where she went?" Sora asked.

"No she ran off… could you help me look for her?" Kari asked.

"Sure," Sora said. The two left the dinning hall and headed in the direction of the beach.

"Roxas and Namine had a fight," Kairi said, "and I tried to help Namine but now she is mad at me too".

"I talked to Roxas and he is mad at me now because I called him a moron," Sora said laughing.

"Why would you do that," Kairi questioned.

"Well it is obvious that he likes her but he goes and says something stupid," Sora said.

"Namine said he tried to explain himself but she just ran off," Kairi said, "I think if she had just stayed longer he would have been able to explain himself," Kairi said.

"I agree with Namine, I would want to get out of his presence if I was her…" Sora said.

"So you wouldn't have let him explain himself?" Kairi questioned irritated now at Sora.

"No, he is just a moron," Sora stated.

"Your being stupid," Kairi said.

"What, your siding with Roxas, the one who has just insulted and embarrassed your best friend to no end and you think I'm being stupid," Sora asked.

"Yes that's it," Kairi said giving him a look of anger.

"Well than maybe you should be the one looking for your dear sweet Roxas than," Sora said.

"What are you implying…" Kairi asked her feelings hurt.

"Nothing I just… its Roxas's fault…" Sora said feeling bad about what he said.

"You idiot it doesn't matter who's fault it is now anyway," Kairi said her eyes filled with tears. Sora had hurt her feelings. And to all the readers saying that they fight like an old married couple… yes it is true they do indeed fight like an old married couple.

Kairi turned on her heel and ran as fast as she could in the direction of the girls cabin.

"Wait…" Sora said quietly, he felt bad that he had hurt her feelings. Really, really bad. But all he had done was say his opinion, Kairi was being kind of dumb not listening to her best friend.

Kairi ran into the girls cabin and locked the door behind her, in case that Sora decided that he had the need to chaise her here. She dove under the covers, and waited for fifteen minutes to see if Sora came after her. He didn't, and she didn't know if she was relived of depressed about this.

Later

Dinner finally rolled around and Sora was surprised to see that Kairi wasn't there.

"Where's Kairi?" Riku asked him as they sad town at a table with Selphie, Aerith and Cloud.

"I don't know," Sora said sounding depressed.

"Didn't like the turkey after all right?" Riku said jokingly, "sorry about that," Sora nodded not finding his joke even the slightest bit funny.

"Roxas and Namine aren't here either," Selphie pointed out. Sora nodded looking down at his food not really hungry.

"So we have a new guy in our cabin," Riku said.

"Yah:" Sora nodded not really paying much attention.

"I hope it isn't another heshe like Sephiroth," Riku laughed, and so did everyone else at the table, Sora managed a fake smile.

The rest of dinner proceeded to go like this. It was obvious to anyone that something ridiculously stupid yet really meaningful to the people involved was going on.

After dinner Sora and Riku walked back to the cabin Riku comparing Sora's hair and Cloud's hair, while Sora would just nod at some of the comments. If he and Kairi hadn't had there disagreement or whatever it was, he would be walking to the cabins with her, and wouldn't be listening to Riku's demented discussion about his and Cloud's hair.

Finally they got to the cabin. Their was a boy at the empty bed sitting down and reading a long book.

"Hi you must be new," Riku said. "I'm Riku," The boy didn't look up from his book.

"I'm Sora," Sora stated, the boy still didn't look up from his book.

"What's your name," Riku asked realizing that he had to ask a question to get this boy away from whatever it was that he was reading.

"I'm Zexion," The boy said calmly, he closed the book and put it to the side.

"Nice to meet you I'm going to bed," Sora said grumpily.

"Don't mind him, he is fighting with his girlfriend," Riku said.

"Oh," said Zexion sounding interested, "what about," It was always fun for him to pry into others life's. So Sora and Riku told him all about what had happened earlier.

"So Roxas is a total idiot, sometimes I wonder if he is even human, he can be so stupid," Sora said.

"Well theirs Homo Sapiens, and than theirs Homo Roxas," Riku said.

"This reminds me of WWI," Zexion said.

"Uhhh why?" Sora said not making any connection.

"One guy gets shot and the whole world goes to war," Zexion said.

"Are you saying Kairi made an alliance with Roxas?" Sora asked.

"Only if you made an alliance with Namine," Riku said.

"Ok lets stop with the metaphors my head hurts," Sora said walking over to his bed.

Girls Cabin

Kairi was lying awake, staring into space, she couldn't believe how dumb her and Sora's fight had been. Half of her wanted to go and apologies, but what had she done wrong? It was all just a very big series of misunderstandings.

That night Namine had come into the cabin and gone right to bed without saying a single word to Kairi. It really stunk that one of the few times they would get to see each other this year and they were fighting. Kairi rolled over, knowing that she wouldn't be able to sleep for a while.

a/n meh I don't like this chapter… hahaha I bet you all probably thought that the new character was going to be Axel (because Axel rocks) but it isn't… Zexy Rocks too. I know I had something clever to say at the end in the authors note… but I forgot… anyway REVIEW… please.