YAY! More Extras! I haven't done one in a while, so I decided to treat you guys with one! Yay! Ok, whatever. Let's begin.
Aravis' Beginning:
As told by Bitten by a cow
(interviewed by Bob the interviewer)
"So, what is this again?" Bitten sat, hunched over, on the nasty brown couch. (it had once been tan, but...let's just say there was an accident)
"It's an interview."
"Why I am getting interviewed?" Bitten blinked in superiority (more like tiredness) at Bob.
"Because a reviewer wanted to know where Aravis came from," Bob said.
"LIES! YOU SPEAK LIES!" An angry, tall girl with dark brown hair (and possibly a bat) leaped into the room, and strangled him with viciousness.
"Ok, actually, Aravis wanted to draw attention to herself." Bitten dropped her head and sighed.
"Ah, she's so selfish. I wish had made her cooler. But, oh, well, she's lame and there's nothing I can do about it." Bitten clicked her grotesquely long nails on the armrest next to her. Bob made faces at the huge amount of dirt (and who knows what else) gobbed beneath her fingernails.
"Your nails are disgusting," he said bluntly, and she jerked her head up, with a big grin on her face.
"I KNOW! HAHA!" Her face turned serious for half a second. "You should see my toenails." Bob swallowed. Her face melted into pure laughter. "I want to grow them long and curly so I can uncurl them and reach the bottom of my fish tank without my hands getting wet! Ahahaha!" She giggled like some little three-year-old. Bob bowed his head in sadness. Bitten coughed. "Anyway, back to Aravis." Bob lifted his head up again.
"Good idea. So, where did Aravis originate?"
"Well, to be honest, she came from a bunch of things." Pictures of a shark and a cave-man flowed into Bitten's mind. "Actually, I think part of her came from Gerudos, a race in the game of Zelda, specifically only in Ocarina of Time. 'Tis a famous game, and it's very good, and even though the graphics are terrible, well, they were good back then-" Bob cleared his throat. "Right. Well, see, the Gerudos have two scimitars, just like Aravis. That is where that came from. They are also excellent fighters, so you can see where that trait for her came in.
Her name is from The Chronicles of Narnia, by C.S. Lewis, the exact book being The Horse and his Boy. Though, the Aravis in that story has almost nothing else in common with my Aravis-" Aravis somehow leaped onto the outside of the window and stuck there, and started screaming.
"I DO NOT BELONG TO ANYONE! I AM MYSELF! YARG!" She banged her head against the glass. Bitten turned around.
"Jack, did you forget to give Aravis her depressants today?" she called.
"Dangit, sorry about that!" was the sheepish answer.
"Yeah, sure you are," Bitten mumbled.
"So, what else did Aravis come from?" Bob asked.
"Actually, I think her own traits started to form after that, but her eyes were very unoriginal, and her so-called "beauty" was not, either. Honestly, if you see her in real life without the make-up, she's actually-"
"WHAT ARE YOU SAYING ABOUT ME?" screamed from the chimney. Bitten sighed, but then an evil grin spread across her face.
"Get the chim-sweeper! Haha!" Bitten coughed. And hacked. And choked. "Ew...what is that?" She peered at the end of her tongue. "Ew..."
"Miss Bitten!" Bob said suddenly.
"What WHAT?" Bitten half-screamed.
"We're not done with the interview," he answered calmly.
"Oh, ok." Bitten stopped looking at her fingernails.
"So, where did the part about camels come into place?"
"Well, that trait obviously came from me. I mean, I'm saving up to go to Milwaukee, 'cause they got camel rides there!"
"Isn't that, like, five days away?"
"If you use your sister's crappy Buick, yes, but if you go by BIRD! By PLANE! By...SUPERMAN!!! Or maybe just a regular F-14 with turbo thrusters!" Bob sighed.
"Well, I think we can be done with this interview." Bitten remained on the couch. "That means you go home and leave."
"This ain't your place, now is it, Mr. Bob? Besides, I think Rurouni Kenshin is on right now, and my only TV with cable is here. Now LEAVE!!!" She booted him out the door, flipped on the TV, and sat down. The theme song for her favorite Anime started up, and she sang along. "All the memories I have are beautiful in my mind! Doo doo...guess I just can't trust TRUST! Them after all!" And the world ended as a giant meteor smashed into the earth.
Yay! Mesa isa happy! I gots a catfish! Yay! And he's TINY! Yeah. Honestly guys, my fingernails have grossed out more than one person. Hehe...
Aw, dangit! Now I've got that song in my head! Chim-chimney, chim-chimney, chim-chim-cheroo, good luck will rub off when I shake hands with you! ARG!
Guys, yes, I know I'm talking too much, I've recently started watching Rurouni Kenshin with my sister. It's AWESOME! Yes, it's an Anime, but it's really funny. And stupid at the same time. Yeah. You know, you guys dissapoint me. NOT ONE OF YOU HAVE SAID WHO YOU'D LIKE TO INTERVIEW!!! Yes, Bitten is done with her lashing out now.