Sorry! It's something called SCHOOL! I swear they hate me so they give me TONS and TONS of homework!

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Then all of a sudden this old lady, (as in like billions to millions of years old!), came up and asked," You are? I know all the vampires who live here and I have never seen you before."

"Um… well. I am Tessa and these are my siblings, Jared, Mallory, Sunny, and Simon. We are all vampires. So do not question me like you just… did?" Tessa tried to sound confident.

"Well, my child I do NOT see any vampire in you. Are you positive that you are a vampire? First of all, is because your hair is not dull but colorful. Also your karma. It smells of human." Said the (crazy) old lady.

"Well, excuuuuuse me! I was just going to visit my um… grandmother. Yea. Her name is Maria," Mallory stepped in.

The elderly lady was in shock," Child! Do NOT talk back to your elders! You show NO RESPECT!"

"Oh shit and hell!" Whispered Jared to Simon. Simon was as surprised as Jared was when the old lady said that she had heard that when she was over ten feet away. Tessa was a little embarrassed that she hadn't told Simon OR Jared about a vampire's great hearing.

"If you were all really vampires you would have know that I could hear you and you thoughts children!" Then all of a sudden (which I shall say a lot in this story) she screamed, "Police! Police!" Once the police or cop bat things arrived they asked, "What seems to be the problem, miss?"

"These young whipper-snappers some how got into our realm and won't go back!"

"Well now. That is a problem." Said the tall… er policeman. They were about the same height so it was hard to tell.

"But we ARE vampires! Why won't you people believe us?!?!?!!?!?" Jared SCREAMED!

"Let's take this talk down town. Come on! Move those feet!" said both police. Before they Simons could stop the policemen, they were put into a cage attached to something. I really don't know and I WRITE these stories!

"You have the right to remain silent!" said the shortish policeman.

"Yea, like we'll respect THAT right! Cuz apparently we've already broken a law here!" Yelled Jared at the cops.

"We said shut up, you little twerp!"

"No actually you said we had the RIGHT to remain silent. You never said shut up or be quiet. Plus I didn't hear a PLEASE!" Tessa said matter-of-factly. Within a few more moments they Simons and the cops were at the jail, or would it be a prison? Well either way I will call it a jail. When they arrived the Simons were put in a cell meant to only hold about 2 or 3 when there were 5 of them! Man! Were they cramped when they got or if they got out of there!

"Hey! Hey! Don't we EACH get a phone call?!?!?!?!?!" Mallory said well more like screamed at the police.

"Yea, if you each would like to make 1 phone call in the vampire realm, but if you would like to make a call to the human world that would be ONLY 1 call. Not five!"

"Can we talk about this then?" Without an answer they started, "Who should we call? How many people does Tessa know in this realm? Tessa?"

"Only three or four. Not many because most of my friends were VERY disapproving of me going to your world, but a few stood by me."