JadenXFemale Abidos the Third
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-Abidos' flying Sun Ship-
Jaden grinned as his duel against the ancient pharaoh came to an end.
"And that's Game, Abidos the Third!" Jaden said with a smile. "Great game, even if you're servants let you win."
This caused the servants to stiffen in fear.
"I can't believe I lost." Spoke the pharaoh in disbelief.
"But you were great. Heck you gave me a run for my money for a while there you're highness." Jaden said before bowing in respect. "You should join Duel Academy, Abidos."
"Join? But, I have my kingdom to run." Spoke the pharaoh who did feel the offer was nice.
"But don't you have advisors that can run your kingdom for the next one hundred years?" Jaden asked. "Please? I think you might learn more about the people of today and gain more dueling knowledge."
Abidos looked down and pondered that.
"I even heard that the Nameless king is still on earth and the current Dueling king." Jaden said with a smirk.
"Really?"
"Yeah. He's still here and helped Duel monsters become prominent again. Heck our dorms are based of the Egyptian Gods, with...Slifer being the lowest." Jaden's smile disappeared.
"Hah! With the right deck, Slifer could crush the other two with ease." Spoke Abidos.
"I agree. But tell that to Kiba, the original owner of Obelisk the tormentor and the king of the Blue-eyes White dragons."
"WHAT! THE SACRED DRAGON IS HERE!" Yelled Abidos in shock.
"Uh…..yeah?"
"By the gods! Jaden. That dragon is the protector of the nameless king's successor! And his eternal mate!" Abidos said while trying not to lose his composure.
"Wow."
"Yes. But Jaden." Abidos walked toward Jaden. "If it's alright with you, can we maybe teach each other?"
"Sure, that's fine with me."
"Jaden. If you were born during my time I would have made you my personal Duel instructor." He said with a warm smile. "But, enough talk." He turned to his servants. "Do as I command! And tell my advisors to rule in my stead for the next one hundred years!"
"Y-Yes sir!"
"Your 'Pharaoh' you mean." He glared at the servants at their disrespect.
"Y-Yes Pharaoh!"
-on the ground-
"Now Jaden. Who is the 'ruler' of this age?" Abidos asked while walking towards the main building. "Or are there multiple rulers?"
"Well no. The US has a president who usually takes care of everything."
"A what?"
"In a way, a king for them."
"Wait. A President is a man or woman with a four year power given by the people?" Asked Chazz in annoyance.
"You didn't know that?" Asked Jaden before snickering. "Wow Chazz, even I knew that."
"GRR!"
"So Jaden. What is the state of the world?" Abidos asked. "Has the Greeks been defeated at Troy yet?"
"That was over a LONG time ago. Nowadays we don't even use spears and swords."
"What? But I saw some of the other Shadow Rider's mentioning swords in this world."
"Some places still use them, but others have found other weapons to use that work better."
"And they are?"
"Guns, Cannons, Nuclear weapons, ect." Syrus said as they entered the building.
"One more thing. Are women still treated like objects or equals?"
"Not exactly as equal as men, but they get better treatment than before. Nowadays say the wrong thing and they'll slap a man in a second." Spoke Chazz.
"Good. Back in my day I would execute anyone that harmed a woman for any reason." Abidos said with a scowl.
"Wow, usually other pharaohs had tons of servant girls like it was no big deal." Spoke Jaden.
"Well. Maybe I was ahead of my time." Abidos said was they entered Shepherds' office.
"Ah, hello Jaden." Smiled the chancellor.
"Hey Chancellor Shepherd, This fine man wants to join Duel Academy!" Jaden said while gesturing to Abidos who was watching a 'moving picture' with interest.
"Well, does he have a name?"
"Abidos the Third, Ruler of Upper and Lower Egypt and the 'God of Dueling'." He said while looking at a book. "Um...Jaden what are these strange hieroglyphs?"
"Those are letters." Sweatdrop Jaden.
"I know that! But what language is it! It's almost as difficult as the Hittite language. At least I know how to say that language with an accent."
"It's English."
"English?" Abidos said with confusion.
"Yeah."
"Can you teach me? And I will teach you fluent Hittite and Egyptian in exchange." Abidos said while placing the book back on the shelf.
"Sounds good to me."
"So. Chancellor Sheppard?" Abidos said turning to him. "I would like to be a student here and Jaden's personal teacher."
"Well I'm not sure. First I'd need to ensure you're a resident of this country and make sure you can get along with the students and faculty here."
"Hu? And what country is this?"
"Japan."
"Really? Interesting. A man named Susanoo and some women once came to my kingdom and helped established an alliance with their gods. And they also drilled their culture and language into my skull." He shivered while remembering the punishments from his wives.
"Ouch."
"Yea. And it wasn't until they left that they were gods and goddess." Abidos said reminiscing at the memories.
"So how can he become a student?" Jaden asked Shephard.
"Well. He needs to write a 4000 word essay on why he wants to join along with another 900 word essay on why Jaden needs a personal teacher." Shepard smiled.
"Easy. I was trained to handle any length of tent."
"Oh not on paper." He grinned. "On a computer."
"A what?"
Shepard pointed to a nearby computer. "That's a computer."
Abidos looked at it and walked over before looking it over. "What an odd box."
"Well it is the current technology of the twenty first century." Jaden said. "And I can help you with the basics."
"Thank you Jaden."
"No prob. Now let's get you started."
-ten hours of cursing, computer viruses, nearly getting a nosebleed from a random porn site, and handling the keyboard later-
"CONFOUNDED MACHINE!" Cried Abidos sharing the screen with anger. "I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE SEA AS A TRIBUTE!"
"Calm down Abidos! It takes time and practice! So put the staff down and press the print button." Jaden said while placing his arm on his shoulder.
"This thing is evil! Not even demons would bring this much frustration!"
"No it's not. Now cell phones are evil."
"What is a Cell Phone?"
"Like a scroll, but it can let you talk to others all across the planet without having to wait days or months for a response."
"Jaden, while I can see these odd boxes exist, the chance of a small machine doing something like that is just silly." Laughed Abidos.
Just then a cell Phone rang and Jaden answered it.
"Hello? Is this Jaden Yuki?" Said a familiar feminine voice. "It's Yubel."
"Hi Yubel."
"Jaden...I'm sorry for not calling you for a while, but with being trapped in a cell phone for the last five years is really annoying." Yubel said before materializing out of the phone causing Abidos to jump.
"Demonic spirit!"
"Yes but I'm also Jaden's protector and sister." Yubel said while looking at Jaden. "Who is this man?"
"Abidos, he's an egyptian pharaoh."
"That's explains it…..He's smelt like a camel's ass and Jasmine." Yubel teased while flying towards Abidos.
"Stay back demon!" The pharaoh cried holding out his staff.
"I'm not here to fight. Besides I'm not a evil demon. Just a duel Spirit. Zorc on the other hand IS a demon." Yubel then looked at Abidos with a serious look. "Why are you here? And why do you have traces of the Supreme King's holy beasts on you?"
"I had first come here to take them, but who is the Supreme King?"
"The Supreme King is the reincarnation of the Gentle Darkness, an ancient power that protects creation from the Light of Destruction. I believe that the LOD tried to destroy the world by creating the Blue-eyes White Dragon before it rebelled against it."
"Wow."
"Yes. Also I will not harm you for trying to steal his pets. Just make SURE you try and teach my younger brother your ways ok, Abi?" Yubel teased.
"Of course."
"Ok. Now." She moved closer to Abidos' ear. " I know your secret, Abi-chan~" And with that she disappeared into Jaden's deck.
'Damn that woman!' Abidos thought while getting the papers and handing it to Shepard. "Is this acceptable?"
"Yes, I think this should clear up the requirements just fine. Welcome to the academy."
"But Shepard? What Dorm will Abidos be placed in?" Jaden asked.
"I'd say Slifer with you unless he's shown to be more suited for a higher rank."
"Fine. However, let Jaden also rank up as well. He has more skill than most of the royal court."
"That's something I'll have to talk with the school board."
"Also? I have something to say." Jaden said. "Professor Crowler tried to steal the King of game's deck when it was here."
"WHAT?!"
"Yes. Me and Syrus saw him at the stage room and he admitted that he wanted to steal it." Jaden said with a glare.
"That's a serious offence. I'll talk with the board about this."
"Also. He also locked me out of his classes." Jaden pointed out.
"You two go to the Slifer dorm. I'll deal with him."
"Yes Chancellor." They said as they left the room.
-two weeks later-
"Abidos? You can stop staring at the screen."
"I can't. It's so strange. Especially the Blue-Eyes girl having sexural intercourse with that female Kaiba." He said with a small nosebleed.
Yep, the pharaoh of egypt is having a nosebleed from a Yuri cartoon. Now that is interesting.
"There's other stuff to watch you know."
"Like what? And did you study your materials for next week's exam?" Abidos asked with a small smile.
"Yes I studied them. And we have weather channels."
"Boring."
"News?"
"...no."
"Reality…..no."
"What about the romance channel?" Abidos asked.
"If it's something other than this, go ahead."
"Thank you Jaden." He said while changing the channel revealing two men talking to each other before one of the men revealed himself as a woman and kissed the other man on the lips.
"Oh great, another porno." Sighed Jaden.
"I think it's really romantic." Abidos said while moving closer to Jaden's shoulder. "Kind of cute as well."
"I guess."
"So Jaden….Anyone interests you?" Abidos asked.
"What do you mean?"
"Do you love anyone?" Abidos asked with interest. "Jaden. Do you love anyone!"
"Woah there! Where'd that come from?" He asked with his hands up.
"I was just curious." He said before walking to the bathroom. "Now don't open this door."
"Yeah, like I'm gonna peek at a guy going to the bathroom," deadpanned Jaden.
Abidos didn't answer as he closed the door.
-an hour of waiting later-
'What's taking him so long!' Jaden thought in annoyance mixed with impatients.
'Open the door.' Said a voice in his head. 'I know you want to.'
'I'm not gonna do that!'
'You are because you are already doing it~' the voice said before cutting off the connection as Jaden opened the door.
"J-JADEN!" Yelled a feminine voice from the middle of the room.
"A-ABIDOS!" Jaden yelled as he saw Abidos who was now sporting a D-cup rack and a wearing a red bra and panties.
"WHAT ARE YOU DOING YOU KNAVE!"
"Y-YOU'RE A GIRL!?"
"YES I AM A WOMAN! NOW GET OUT OR I WILL THROW YOU INTO THE SEA!" Abidos yelled a she started hitting Jaden's chest with her fists.
Jaden backed up and saw her slam the door shut. She then opened the door slightly and beckoned him inside. "Uh, I'm good."
"Get in or I will burn your cards." Abidos glared.
"WOAH! That's way too far!"
"Or maybe I can burn your clothes." Her glare intensified.
"Uh, alright." He conceded walking in.
"Jaden….I'm sorry for not telling, but I felt like you would have thought of me differently." Abidos said with a frown.
"How?"
"...Well. I thought you would think I'm some kind of crossdresser."
"Technically you are."
"Jaden….That was rude. And I only did this so my subjects wouldn't betray me for being a woman!" She started lightly punching Jaden's arm.
"Hey stop that!"
"Not until you apologise for your perverted actions." Abidos then dragged Jaden to the bedroom and pushed him against the bed.
"Hey! It was an accident!"
"I know that. But…." She started to blush. "You should have just waited."
"Well if anything, you're a pervert too."
"...Thanks Jaden I REALLY needed that." She said sarcastically.
"You're welcome."
"So Jaden. Tell me. Did you have a nosebleed when you saw me half-naked?"
"What makes you say that?"
"Your shirt and face is covered in blood." Abidos said pointing to him.
He blushed and turned his back to her.
"I don't mind. I think it's really sweet." Abidos said while moving closer to Jaden's body. She hugged him from behind with her chest pressed against his back. "And I have a secret that only you will know."
"Y-Yeah."
"I love you, Jaden." She said while kissing his cheek.
He blushed at the kiss and her breasts.
"And I want you~" She said before grabbing his body, turning around and kissing his lips.
-morning-
Jaden groaned as he slowly opened his eyes.
"My Pharaoh~" Moaned a now naked and cum covered Abidos who was laying on top of Jaden's chest. "That was amazing."
Jaden blushed as Abidos kissed him again.
"And I am yours now, Jaden~"
"Thanks." He smiled.
"Now~" Abidos purred as she licked his face. "Let's consummate our love."
-1001 Years later, spirit world-
"Ramses the fourth!" Yelled a now ticked of Abidos. "Get back here!"
"LIKE SET I WOULD!" The boy said as he ran from his mother and right into a now older Jaden with a Pharaoh's garb on.
"Ramses? What are you doing?"
"Nothing!"
"Ramses. Tell me now or I will keep you away from your fiance, Nefertiti Rhodes." Jaden said sternly.
"Go ahead. She's too clingy anyway."
"Is that so?" Said a young blond haired girl with red eyes from behind the heir of the kingdom. "I'm too clingy?"
"AH!" He jumped and looked nervous. "H-Hi Nefertiti."
"Ramses the fourth. I'm not clingy! And I really find that offensive." She said grabbing his shoulder. "And you are a jerk. A fucking jerk!" And with that she kicked him and sent him flying into her room….on the other side of the palace.
"OW!"
"And there will be more where that came from DARLING!" She yelled before stomping towards her room, leaving Jaden and Abidos alone.
"He's growing up so quick." Sighed Jaden.
"I concur. Now If he learned to keep that mouth shut." Abidos groaned. "And maybe he MIGHT get a suitable child from their union."
"Only time will tell." Jaden smiled before kissing his wife's lips and the screen went black.