Sasuke's Gang: The Greatest Heist: Part 3
An Ocean's Eleven Rip-off…Sorta!
It was the next night.
Kiba's dog Akamaru once again drives the entire gang toward the place of their most anticipated heist: The Tanzaku Town Grand Casino. Sasuke sits in the front seat of their beat-up Ford Model-T, while everyone else sat in the back.
"Okay, listen up everyone. We're almost at the casino. Does everyone remember the plan I had laid out back at the hideout?" Sasuke questions his men.
Everyone nods in unison, as they knew what their tasks were to pull off this heist successfully.
Once they arrived at the casino, Akamaru parks the car in a side alley near the main building. Everyone piles out of the vehicle and huddles for one final meeting.
"Okay, it's now 10:00 pm. I've calculated that we should meet near the treasury vault in exactly five minutes. Use the gadgets and fake ID's I bought for everyone to avoid immediate suspicion and successfully complete your missions. Okay, move out!" Sasuke instructs his men.
The gang members disperse, all of them getting in position to carry out their individual tasks.
Phase 1: Infiltrate Casino From The Back
5:00 Remaining
Shikamaru sneaks around the back of the casino. He eventually winds up near the area where armored trucks bring cash into the loading docks. Several guard ninjas were dotted throughout the area.
"I'll use my Shadow Possession Jutsu on one of the guards and make them attack one another," Shikamaru says as he readies his technique.
A long, black shadow crept along the ground until it neared on of the guards. Just as it was about to snag him, the guard suddenly steps to the side. The jutsu ultimately ends up possessing an armored truck instead.
"Damn, I now have to manipulate a truck? What a drag…" Shikamaru mumbles as he began moving his arms and legs.
"Hey…what the hell?!" yells one of the guards as the possessed truck began to move on its own, honking and revving up as if it were alive.
Shikamaru takes this opportunity to force the truck to drive around and run-over the guards around the area. Getting freaked by the scene, all of the guard ninjas eventually flee the area in panic.
"Well…that was easier than expected…" Shikamaru says as he cancels his technique and hurries inside through the back entrance. Inside he sees Kiba and Akamaru already inside, waiting for them.
"What the?! How did you get inside before me?" Shikamaru asks in shock.
"The side door was unlocked. Sooo…" Kiba explains, Akamaru barks at the same time.
"…What a freakin' drag…" Shikamaru says with a heavy sigh.
Phase 2: Locate The Security Control Room
3:56 Remaining
The next step was to locate the security control room within the casino. All three of them hid in a nearby closet so personnel would not spot them.
"Okay, this is where you come in, Akamaru," Kiba says, strapping a tiny video camera around his dog's neck, which could pass as a collar. "I want you to wander around the casino while your camera records the areas you cover," Kiba instructs Akamaru.
Akamaru barked an 'Okay' and was on his way.
Several minutes later, Akamaru returns to the closet where Kiba and Shikamaru were.
"Alright, let's see if you found our next destination," Kiba says, removing the small device from around Akamaru's neck.
Kiba pressed a button on the device to replay what was recorded when Akamaru ran around the casino.
Both of them was wide-eyed as they watched the recording, seeing Akamaru almost getting caught by security, was cuddled by a rich, fat woman, Akamaru playing the slot machines and a few rounds of Blackjack, all before locating the specified room.
Shikamaru glares at Kiba.
"I see your dog had a little bit of fun during his mission…" Shikamaru says with his usual melancholy expression.
Kiba gave Shikamaru a cheesy smile.
"Well, at least our part of our mission is done. C'mon, let's go back outside and re-enter through the front doors. Neji and Choji are waiting for us," Kiba says.
All three of them nod and leave their posts.
Phase 3: Get Some Disguises
2:10 Remaining
Neji and Choji were in the casino's bar waiting for Kiba, Shikamaru, and Akamaru to appear. Choji was pigging out on shrimp and fries, while Neji sat there, staring in disbelief at Choji shoveling in food like a trash compactor. After what seemed like forever, all three of them enter the bar and inconspicuously drops the small camera on the counter in front of them as they walked by without saying a word.
"Now's the time," Neji says to Choji, getting up.
"Aw, c'mon, just a few more bites?" Choji protests.
"No! We've got a mission to complete. Let's go!" Neji responds, dragging Choji out of the bar.
Their job was to now get some disguises so they could pass as casino personnel.
The two wander the casino until they notice a couple of card table dealers enter the bathroom.
Neji and Choji nod as they rushed into the bathroom and started beating the crap out of the dealers. Once they came out, they were now wearing their uniforms.
"Nice one dunking that guy's head into the toilet, Neji," Choji comments.
"I must admit, it was amusing watching you slam the bathroom door into that other jerk's face 47 times to knock him out," Neji responds.
Both men, now in reasonable clothing, began heading toward the Security Control Room.
However, before they could get there, gamblers who were waiting for the dealers to return so they could play stop them.
"Hey! You two! We've got a game of Blackjack to finish," says one of the many people standing around a Blackjack table, looking a bit miffed.
"Ah shit…what do we do now?" Choji asks Neji.
"You go take care of those gamblers, while I head toward the Security Control Room," Neji instructs.
"Aw man…I don't know how to play Blackjack…let alone be a dealer!" Choji protests, but Neji was already gone. "Crap…" Choji says as he went to the Blackjack table.
Choji grabs the deck of cards and began dealing out cards to everyone. One fat lady, who was playing, looks up at Choji.
"Hit me!" the fat lady says.
"Uh…okay…" Choji says.
POW!
Choji reaches forward and knocked out the woman in one punch.
All of the gamblers glare at him with disbelief.
"What!? She said 'hit me', right?" Choji says.
Meanwhile…
Neji, meanwhile, enters the Security Control Room, where several personnel watched the activity of the casino through their many video cameras.
"Who are you?" asks one of security ninja.
"Your worst nightmare. Say hello to my little friend," Neji says, pulling out his Tommy gun and shooting at the guards.
BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM! BLAM!
After running out of ammo, Neji's mouth hangs open in disbelief as he realizes he missed every last security ninja during the shootout.
"Get him!" yells one of the security ninja as he and everyone else jumps Neji.
After Choji found a chance to leave the Blackjack table, he met with a very beat-up Neji, who was somehow able to knock out all of the guards in the room.
"Choji…shut down the security cameras throughout the casino, will you?" says a very dazed Neji.
"Oh, uh…sure!" says Choji as he went and completely shuts own the entire security system.
Their job was now done. Now it was time for the final phase of the operation.
Final Phase: Steal The Loot
:30 Remaining
Eventually all of the gang members met up right outside of the vault that lead toward their prize.
Sasuke was already there, waiting for them.
"Boss! You've been here the whole time?" Kiba says in shock.
"Yeah, what's the deal? How did you get here before us?" Neji questions.
"I told you guys already, I've already been through the entire casino and found the location of the vault. I had all of you to find your own way in as a test to see if you are worth sharing the cash with. Also, it would've looked very suspicious if all of us tried to do everything simultaneously to get here. Understand?" Sasuke says to them.
All of his gang members nod.
"Good. Now stand back," Sasuke says, turning toward the vault. "FIRE STYLE, PHOENIX FIRE JUTSU!"
Sasuke's fire jutsu engulfs the entire vault, causing it to melt completely.
"Okay men, let's grab as much cash as possible and get out of here. With the security system disabled, we'll be able to get away easily," Sasuke says to them as everyone began grabbing tons of moneybags.
Announcer: And now for another news update from The Hidden Leaf Village News At Five!
Kakashi: Hello. Kakashi Hatake here.
Might Guy: And his Macho-Macho-Man co-anchor: Might Guy!
Might Guy flexes his muscles at the camera.
Kakashi: You're embarrassing to be around, you know that?
Might Guy: Oh come, Kakashi! What woman doesn't like seeing a sexy man flexing his muscles?
Kakashi: One: I wouldn't. Two: Because I'm not a woman. Three: This is a serious broadcast. Four: Get your act together before I shove this kunai up your ass.
Might Guy stops immediately after hearing Kakashi's threat.
Kakashi: Good boy…on with the breaking news coverage of a robbery at The Tanzaku Town Grand Casino. Police surrounded the casino minutes after 10:00 pm after a bunch of 1930 style gang members were caught smuggling cash from the casino. Their arrest was possible due to one of the gang members was seen running into the casino's bar with a ton of stolen cash on him to retrieve a plate of food he apparently started eating, but never finished. All of the gang members are now booked in jail until a court hearing is set.
Might Guy: This exciting tale is complete. Say. Kakashi…I've been noticing…that every report we've done so far involves people going to jail. Interesting, isn't it?
Might Guy gives his trademark smile and thumbs up at the camera
Kakashi: Quite so. And if you do that stupid smile and thumbs up at the camera one more time, I might end up in jail too because I would have killed you for acting like a complete moron on camera.
Might Guy: (Looking a bit nervous) Uh…that concludes this particular tale. Gaara vs Indiana Jones is coming up next. Stay tuned!
Continue on to the next chapter!
