Hevenlee ran to the bridge with kirk Spock and Chekov.
"We got a problem Captan" said Uhura "It is those nasty Germans we transproted into space."
"What is the problem Uruha?" he asked back.
"A couple of them mamnaged to swim thru space and back to there spaceship before they had the chance to die... they are not dead... they are in there spaceship and now it is commanded by Wolfgang Puk!"
"DAMN YOU WOFLGANG PUCK YOU NAZI SPACE TRAITOR!" screamed Kirk as he fell to his feet in emotoinal pain.
"Captain you must stand up so you can command the ship and we have to figure out how to defeating Wolfgang Pucks ship and also the Filed Commandant who has transported to the Kingon Homwrold."
"You are right of course as allways, my dear Spokc" said Kirk (in a not gay way).
"Captain I got an idea" said Heavenlee "Why don't we put a bunch of foton torpedos onto the FREEDOM EAGEL and make it into a war ship."
"Amazing idea Sxotty and Chekov please get on it right away. I will assign you to command that ship and you can take a couple of the crew with you to help you out."
"I volunteer Sir after all I have knowing of all sorts of eras of history and will be familiar with the space ship interior of that time. I am Vulcan." Said Spock.
"That sounds super" said Kirk "OK lets do it people."
"Sir we are getting a communicaton from the German ship it is priority 1"
"Put it through Uhra!" shouted Kirk
Then there was on the view screen a image of some Nazis. The one in the fancier uniform was Wolfgang Puk the famous Nazi (note just a remider in real life Mister Puk is not a Nazi he is just a German guy who makes expeisive pizzas and sells a presure oven on TV comercials). Beside him was Hidey Klum the super modle. She was also wearing a uniform. (Note she is not a nazi either in fact she is oppiset of that she married black guy before she is just german and i waned to use real german names to make it realistic)
"Hello I am the Captain Puk and this is my second in command Comander Klum. We are here to say we are going to taking revege on you for killing our Field Komandant Von Witman when all he want was to take hs true love Heavenlee as his lawfully wedded wife."
"Yes you stand in way of true love!" said Hidei Klum "hile hittler."
"Do not speak of love and the furer in the same breath you nazi scum!" screamed Kirk "fire fasers!"
Then he fired fasers. The german ship shook and it smoked but it was not destroeyd. Captain Puk and Commander Klum yelled out some sware words in German as there ship got hit by the Enterprises fasers.
"And by the way!" Heavenlee pointed her finger at the screen "we did not kill your prized Feild Comandant! we are humane people unlike you and he is alive and he has run away to the klingon home workd!"
"Our leader is not dead?" then he said some stuff in German and the German ship activate its engines and sped away really fast into the distants.
"What did he say our universal tanslators cannot pick it up!" yelled Kirk
Uhura looked very deep in thought as she translated in her brain but Heavenlee was fluent in all Earth langauges and so she instantly understand what Puk and Klum were saying.
"He say that they must set a course for Klingon home world and save the Feild Martial so they can take over the 24th sentury and make sure everyone here is Nazi and elimanate all the not Nazis! They plan to... distroy the Klingons... becase they are NOT ARIANS!"
"I hate those Klingon basterds but we cannot stand by while they are distoryed by evil nazis from Earths 20th past sentury!"
"Yes we cannot stand by wile they commit yet another jennoside" said Spock "It is illogical."
"And it is not morale!" yelled Heavenlee "set a course Chekov for the Klingon homeworld and I'm going to go down and soup up my space ship so I can destroy all the bad guys!"
Then every one cheered.
Authors note: i hope u guys get remembance day off all of u remember the bave soldiers on this day expecially those in WWWI and WWII who fought the nazis... pls pray 4 them tonite!
