Okay, here it is the newest chapter to this story.
JASHIN: YO, THAT WEIRD GUY IS STILL HARASSING US!
Kill him then. 'sigh'
JASHIN: HOW MANY PEOPLE ARE YOU GONNA KILL?!
Meh, a few more wont hurt anyone.
JASHIN: OKAY, WE DON'T OWN ANY OF NARUTO OR DMC. IF WE DID THEN MORE PEOPLE WOULD DIE IN BOTH OF THEM. AND NARUTO WOULD HAVE MORE SUPER COOL JUTSU.
"Okay team let's get moving. The sooner we set off the sooner we get there." Kakashi said while climbing out of his tent, reading his trade-mark orange book. (Cough porn Cough.) "But sensei it's way too early." Complained Nero followed by a nod from Naruto as they both crawled out of their tents.
As the rest got out their tents they did quick stretches. "Sensei, can I ask you a quick question?" Naruto asked as he, his twin and the scarecrow walked a little away from camp. "Huh, sure I guess."
"What are you reading?" Naruto asked. As soon as he said those words Kakashi dove behind a small hedge. "Sensei, what are you doi..." before Nero could finish Kakashi pulled them both behind the small hedge. "If I tell you this you have to promise to keep it a secret. A lot of people want me dead for this. Do you promise?"
The boys just nodded as they really couldn't speak. The usually bored/stoic Kakashi was panicking. Kakashi leant over and showed them and showed them the contents of said book. As soon as they saw it they got down and begged. "Please sensei; let us have one of those godly books. Please!"
'Wow, I hit the jackpot with this team.' Kakashi thought with tears of joy. He then reached into his pocket and pulled out two small objects. "Welcome to the brother-hood." He said through sobs. The twins grabbed them hastily and began reading, grinning like madmen.
They went back to camp to pack up. As soon as Anko saw what the twins were reading she got pissed. "WHAT THE FUCK, YOU TURNED THEM INTO MINI YOUS! I'LL KILL YOU!" She yelled while shooting snakes out of her sleeves. "Anko please wait..." Kakashi begged while running as fast as he could.
"Sensei what do you mean?" Asked Lady calmly.
"HE'S GOT THEM READING THAT PORN SHIT!"
Immediately Lady started trying to kill her teammates. "PERVERTS!"
"GOD HELP USSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!"
"""""""""""""""""one severe beating later""""""""""""""""""
Right now both twins had bandages around their foreheads while Kakashi had a huge lump on his head. "Ouch, why? Why? WHYYYYYYYYY?" both boys chanted.
"Shut up dobes. Sensei, when do we set off? I'm getting bored." Asked Sasuke in a bored tone. Kakashi sighed. "Now I guess." He replied with a deep frown at Sasuke's tone. Naruto walked over to Tazuna's tent and kicked it. "Old man get your ass up, we're leaving!"
"Yeah, yeah I'm up." Tazuna grumbled while opening a bottle of sake. "Same formation as last time. Keep alert and if you hear anything you protect Tazuna. Let's go!" and with that they set off not realizing they were walking into a trap.
"""""""""""""""""""docks"""""""""""""""""
"FINALLY!" Yelled the twins and surprisingly Mito joined in. "What the hell?" was the words that came out of everyone's mouth. She just stood there looking innocent with a small blush of embarrassment.
"Hey Hiraki! Where's the boat!" Tazuna yelled out. After a few seconds everyone heard a yell of. "Over here!" and then Tazuna walked towards the water. "This'll be a while. Go get comfortable." He told the team as he disappeared into the mist. "I'M FUCKING BORED!" Yelled the two devils and once again Mito angrily.
'This is gonna take a while.' Was the combined thought of everyone as they sat down. Naruto sat off to the side reading his copy of make out paradise when Hitome walked over. As she neared him she noticed what he was reading and grew a tick-mark on her forehead. Once she was close enough she punched through the bench he was sitting on and kicked in the ribs.
"YOU GOD DAMN PERVERTED ASSHOLE!"
"NO PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"
And with that she beat the living shit out of him. Blood pored everywhere as she unleashed her fury. Every male watching gulped while most of the girls joined in, apart from Sakura. As the horror carried on Tazuna came back and nearly pissed himself at the sight. "THE HORROR! THE HORROR!" Yelled Naruto through punches.
After they finally felt pity they left him alone, leaving him as a giant mess on the floor. "Erm, we can go now. Can he walk?" Asked Tazuna. Kakashi just shrugged like it was nothing. "Maybe." He replied while following his team. After five minutes Naruto managed to drag himself to the boat.
"Who are the brats Tazuna?" Asked the boat man Hiraki. "They're my ninja bodyguards for while I build the bridge." The drunk replied. Hiraki nodded and started the engine of the speed boat. "Okay, but they better be quiet. I aint dying for some kids." He said in a harsh tone as they sped off towards the small country of wave.
"So Hitome. What are your skills and all that, the zombitch didn't say anything about them." Asked Naruto curiously while nursing his sore bones. "I guess you'll have to wait and see." She replied with a cute giggle. 'dammit, I need to hide my ***** or she'll kill me.' He thought while panicking while moving on his side.
"What are you doing?" Hitome asked curiously, wondering what he was doing.
"Nothin, what are you talkin about?" he responded slightly desperately. 'Shit, she's gonna find out. Help me!' he started panicking but thanked god when Sakura started talking about the bridge drawing Hitome's attention.
"It's huge." Sakura said not noticing Nero's grin until it was too late. "That's what she said. Hahahahahahahahaha." The white haired devil laughed not realising he needed to dodge.
""BAMN!""
"YOU BASTARD!" She yelled but the ferry man whacked her with a paddle. "Shut up brat." He scolded. "We need to be quiet or we'll die." He told them sternly with a harsh glare.
"O-okay." She stuttered back.
"Tazuna, I'm taking off the engine. We're nearly there." Hiraki told his friend. "Right." Was his only reply as the engine switched off. "Let's go." Hiraki whispered. And off they went.
""""""""""""""""small hut""""""""""""""""
It was dark, and very silent. Five people were just staring at each other until a short midget with a goatee decided to speak his mind. "What do you mean 'they were demolished?' That's bullshit! Do you know how much money I spent; if that bridge is built I'll lose a lot of money!"
One of the people sat down pulled out a cleaver about the size of him and put the tip at the midget's neck before he could blink. "I said I'll sort it out, yell at me one more time and I'll rip you apart got it."
He then got up and just before he left he said. "I'll take care of it. Come Haku." And with that he left with his FEMALE apprentice. (There's no way a guy can look that good.)
""""""""""""""leaf ninja""""""""""""""
Right now they were getting off of the boat. "Tazuna, make sure you finish the bridge. Good luck." Hiraki said as he left them at the country. Just as they exited the small clearing a huge fog filled the area. "Gah, sensei I can't see a thing. Dammit!" Naruto said/yelled.
"Just keep moving forward!" Anko ordered. Just then the twins heard a small rustling in the bush next to them, immediately trying to shoot the fucker. "What the hell!" Yelled Sakura. As she walked over she noticed they nearly killed a poor, defenceless white rabbit. "Idiots, you nearly killed this poor rabbit!" She once more yelled while petting the rabbit.
As the genin started yelling at each other Kakashi stared at the small animal. 'It's fur is white, yet it's summer. That only means one thing...' "Get down!" he yelled while tackling Tazuna. Just as he did that a huge blade came soaring through the air.
Naruto and Nero just grinned before jumping onto the cleaver. "WAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They yelled in unison as they were spinning through the air. As they were enjoying their fun the blade lodged itself into a tree. "I'M. GONNA. PUKE!" They yelled before swallowing all their puke while turning green.
"Brats, get off my fucking sword!" Yelled a gruff voice just as they were sent face first into the dirt. As they looked up Kakashi's lone eye widened. There standing on the handle of his sword was the legendary demon of the mist, Zabuza Momochi.
"Well, if it isn't Kakashi of the sharingan. It'll be my pleasure killing you. Hand over the bridge builder." Zabuza said in a gruff/evil voice that made Sakura nearly pass out. She then actually fainted when all three jonin let off their KI.
"Zabuza Momochi, Demon of the hidden mist and former member of the elite group known as the seven swordsman of the mist. I see you even brought Kubikiribocho. I can't believe you sunk as low as to work for a man like Gato. You're a disgrace to your own village. You left because the 4th Mizukage survived your little assassination attempt." Retorted Kakashi as he was getting ready to combat the A-rank missing ninja.
"So I'll just have to kill you, the whore and then the brats just to get to the Bridge builder. So be it."
"Team, protect Tazuna. I've got Zabuza!" Kakashi barked while reaching up to his left eye. 'Wait, did he say sharingan. He's not a uchiha, is he?' thought Sasuke.
"Hey sensei! I want a shot at no brows!" yelled Naruto.
"Yeah. We need to test our skills as swordsman!" Nero added.
Zabuza laughed his head off. "NO! PROTECT TAZUNA! NOW" Kakashi ordered with authority in his voice. "I can't believe I get to see the legendary sharingan so early. I'm honoured. HIDDEN MIST JUTSU!" Zabuza yelled while doing a single hand-sign, forcing a thick fog to roll in.
'Where is he?' Thought Kakashi until he felt Zabuza leaking out even KI. "Eight points. The larynx, spine, lungs, liver, jugular vein, collarbone, kidney and heart. Which one will I pick?" His voice rang out through the mist as if he was everywhere and yet nowhere. Then it clicked in Kakashi's head.
'He's going for the genin!' he yelled in his mind. Just as he finished thinking that Zabuza appeared in the middle of the small group ready to swing his blade straight through the ninja in one go. 'I won't make it in time!'
""CLANG""
Just before Zabuza could get the finishing blow two more slightly smaller blades clashed with the executioners blade. "Got you no-brows!" Nero yelled smugly as they wrestled for dominance.
"You're pretty good with blades, too bad I didn't find you sooner. You would've been great to pass on my knowledge to." Zabuza said, impressed by the skill they were showing and was surprised to find they were starting to overpower him. "No thanks, mummy." Naruto insulted just as Kakashi plunged a kunai into its back...making it disperse into water.
'SHIT, WATER CLONE!' Kakashi yelled in his head. "Too slow, copy ninja!" Another Zabuza yelled before cutting straight through Kakashi's waist...that also dispersed into water. "What?! When?!" Zabuza questioned before he remembered something. "DAMN THAT CURSED EYE!" he yelled before feeling chakra behind him, he turned just in time to duck under a punch. Then a low kick before managing to kick Kakashi towards the lake nearby.
As Kakashi resurfaced Zabuza landed next to him as he just finished hand-signs. "WATER STYLE: WATER PRISON JUTSU!" He called out as water began to build up and turn into a orb that surrounded Kakashi. "Kakashi!" Anko yelled in worry for her comrade and ran to help.
"WATER STYLE: WATER CLONE JUTSU!"
"NINJA ART: SHADOW STRIKING SNAKES!"
The three clones that Zabuza made deflected all the snakes that Anko made and charged towards her. She quickly pulled out a kunai ready to engage the clones. One clone swung low trying to cleave her legs off, to which she jumped over. Just like the clones wanted. As she was about to land a clone had finished hand-seals and yelled at the top of his lungs.
"WATER STYLE: WATER PRISON JUTSU!"
Once more, water gathered around her into a small orb. "Damn it..." She said before struggling to breath. Kakashi's eyes widened and he knew it was all over for him. "Team...Run...Guard...Tazuna...Go!" He yelled between small struggles for air.
"SENSEI!" Yelled most of the genin as they got ready to charge. "Hitome, I think now is a time better than any to show your techniques!" Naruto ordered. "But Kakashi said..." she said back but was cut off when Nero spoke up. "Even if we do run. All he'll do is kill them two and come after us now let's attack!" he yelled while standing next to his brother taking up their combinational fighting stance.
This fighting style was very unique, though only they know it. Basically every time one would strike the other would block then one strikes high and one strikes low. But what made it unique was the fact they had their eyes closed, relying on their hearing and sense of smell. It's one of the few things they got from the furball.
They called this the "Kage no karitori" or the shadow reaper, named by Dante after seeing it first hand in a spar. They actually killed over one thousand lesser demons in one go using only this style. They were so fast they were like shadows and their style focussed on great senses.
"Okay, I and my brother takes the one to the right. Hitome, Lady and Mito the left one. The rest of you defend Tazuna. GO!" Naruto ordered as they dashed forward. "Why can't I, an elite, fight?!" Guess who that was. "Shut the fuck up!" yelled Emiko while gripping a kunai ready to defend the client, no matter what. "She's right dickless, you should be quiet." Sai said without giving a damn about the Uchiha's tiny amount of KI.
"DON'T CALL MY SASUKE DICKLESS, YOU FREAK!" Yelled Sakura earning a harsh glare from Emiko. "Leave Sai alone pinkie, Or I'll kill you myself." She warned harshly making the pinkette cower in fright.
""""""""""""""""The girls vs. clone 1""""""""""""""""""""
Almost immediately Lady started firing off rounds, trying to catch the swordsman off guard. "I'll attack from a distance." She said with a frown as her bullets were dodged or sometimes even deflected.
The other two nodded and drew their respective weapons. Mito drew a black sword with purple markings on it. It was a bit shorter than red queen and blue storm, with a one sided blade. Hitome on the other hand drew a black and red Bo-staff a bit taller than her and about four-five inches thick.
"Arghhhhhhhhhhhh!" Yelled Mito as she tried to slash off the Zabuza clones arm, only to be deflected by Kubikiribocho. Straight away Hitome tried to whack it in the jaw but he ducked...right into the path of Ladies Attack.
As soon as the first bullet hit the clone dispersed, showering the ground in water. "Haha, no-brows!" Insulted Lady as she looked over to see that the two boys had already defeated their clone.
"You took long enough!" Said Nero with a smirk. "Shut up!" yelled Lady and Mito while Hitome just giggled and blushed while staring at Naruto, who as usual was oblivious. "Now let's save them both!" he yelled.
Zabuza scoffed, and then laughed. "You may be able to defeat a clone or two but the real me is way out your league, kids." He said smugly while grinning under his bandages.
"WATER STYLE: WATER CLONE JUTSU!" He yelled making five more clones. The twins frowned but started going through hand-signs. "You mother fucker, eat this!"
"LIGHTNING STYLE: SECOND SIN!"
They both screamed as clouds begun to surround the sky above them, to which they pulsed their chakra and smirked as lightning built up above the clones and struck down with enough force to take down a high class demon.
As it struck a huge dust cloud rolled in amplifying the mist to extreme levels. "Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! You bastards!" screamed a dark voice. As the fog cleared they all saw Zabuza twitching like crazy near the shore. All the clones were dispelled, freeing the two jonin.
"This is your end Zabuza!" Yelled Kakashi as he landed on land. "HAKU!" Yelled the twitching demon of the mist. While this was happening the two twins started panting like crazy and dropped to their knees. "Are you two alright?" Emiko asked concerned for her comrads.
"Yeah….just….out of..chakra." Nero panted out before both boys collapsed to the floor from chakra exhaustion. They then heard a piercing noise, like a weapon hitting flesh. As they turned their heads their eyes widened.
Zabuza was face-flat on the ground with three needles sticking out of his neck. "What the hell…." Was the only words that the present genin could get out as a figure landed next to the "dead" swordsman. The figure wore a white mask with a few red lines on it. "Thank you for weakening him for me. I have been chasing him for a few weeks now. Bye." The figure said. And with that he disappeared via shunshin before the leaf nin could react.
"Okay…..Tazuna….where do you live…..?" Kakashi said through pants. Then he suddenly fell unconscious. "Let's go Tazuna." Commanded Anko. "R-right this way." They then left with the three unconscious ninja, heading towards Tazuna's home.
"""""""""""""""""Gato's hut"""""""""""""""""""
"Some demon of the mist, couldn't take out a few brats. You're a disgrace to this world you…" the midget started but was stopped when Haku grabbed him by the wrist and twisted it, breaking his wrist in a sickening snap. "OWWWWWWWWWW!" Yelled the tyrant. His guards went to unsheathe their swords when Haku disappeared in a burst of sped re-appearing in between them with their swords to their throats. "Don't test my patience, I'm in a really bad mood." She said in a stricked, cold tone.
Gato then left while mumbling stuff about bastard ninja, and nursing his wrist. "you're as cruel as ever, Haku." Said her master. "I don't get why you take that crap, master Zabuza, we should just kill him and take his money."
"Soon Haku, very soon he'll die."
"Yes master."
So Zabuza is planning to kill Gato and the twins exhausted themselves in the un-finished jutsu
R&R
"SLINK" "CLANG" "BANG"
JASHIN: THIS BASTARDS SLIPPERY!
Mysterious dude: just die you freak.
Damn you, leave Jashin alone you prick. eat c-4 mother-fucker!
mysterious dude: Wha...
"BANG!" "BANG!" "BANG!"
Yes got him.
mysterious voice. hahahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! NOW YOU DIE.
JASHIN: HE CAN'T DIE, HE WORSHIPS ME YOU HEATHEN!
"BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANG!"
JASHIN: BOSS, BOSS!
(I LAY THERE UN-MOVING)
JASHIN: WELL I GUESS I HAVE TO TAKE OVER. R&R