Summary: Collection of short stories. Why would Sakura love the stoic Sasuke? And why would he feel the same way.
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto.
Word Count: 245
Warning: Language
J-Joy
"SASUKE YOU BASTARD, THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT!"
Sasuke Uchiha winced as his wife's piercing screams reached his ears. He could feel his hand slowly losing feeling, but kept a stoic façade while Naruto sniggered in the corner, and Kakashi just gave his trademark eye crinkle.
Sakura Uchiha(formerly Haruno) paused in her rant to take a deep breath, then screamed again as she pushed, pushed with all her might, she had to, because pushing a fucking watermelon out of her vagina was really-
Oh my kami.
Baby cries filled the air, and she released her death grip on Sasukes hand, who very casually flexed and flinched at the pain, but he was Sasuke Uchiha, and he could not show pain, especially in front of his wife and ?
"SCREW YOU UCHIHA BASTARD!"
And it repeated all over as she pushed yet another watermelon out something the size of a quarter. When it was over, she finally relaxed, and leaned back on her bed. Two little bundles of joy were put into her arms, and she grinned tiredly at them and at her husband.
Two boys, both with green eyes looked up at her and gurgled. One's hair was black, while the other baby had a dark, maroon type colored hair. They were adorable.
"We make pretty babies." She grinned cheekily. Sasuke just smirked and leaned over to kiss her on the forehead.
"Of course, I'm an Uchiha."
"ALRIGHT LETS NAME THAT CUTIE NARUTO JUNIOR!"
…Just no.