Disclaimer - I do not own Hetalia. All rights to respective owners. The OCs are created by me but may borrow elements from the Hetalia Fan Characters Wiki. :S

Yeah, it's been a while - to be honest, I had no excuse. I've had the next couple chapters finished for a while.

In case you forgot, last time a God known as Indo-Europe created the eight original countries of Europe, who were left to fend for themselves. What they don't know is that there are other countries for them to meet...

Chibi Armenia looked ahead of him in astonishment.

In front of him was a beautiful young girl with wavy chestnut hair and shiny brown eyes. She was armed with a dagger.

"Halt!" she yelled. "Who goes there?"

"Er…hello, I am Armenia," Armenia said nervously. "I am a new country."

"Oh, really? I just happen to be a country too," the girl replied. "My name is Albania, by the way."

"Albania," Armenia repeated. "That's a pretty name…it matches such a pretty girl."

"Oh, you flatterer," Albania chuckled. "But it won't be so pretty once I'm done with you! Let's fight!"

Armenia gulped before whipping a sword out from his belt buckle.

The two started duelling each other for a bit, before Albania jabbed Armenia in the arm.

"Ouch!" Armenia squeaked as he rubbed his arm. "I'm bleeding!"

"Calm down, you baby. It was only a little stab," Albania sighed. "Catch me if you can!"

She ran off, and Armenia quickly ran after her.

"Get back here!" Armenia exclaimed.

Next, there was a still shot of Albania.

Some text was typed across the screen in Japanese, and the female narrator said, "Albania, also known as Caucasian Albania, was a descendant of a God known as Nakho-Dagestania. She was based in what is now Azerbaijan, and existed between the second century BC and the eighth century AD. A neighbouring country was Armenia - the two fought at first, but it wasn't long before they became friends."

The next scene showed an adolescent Armenia and Albania sitting in a tree helping themselves to wild apricots.

They then jumped down and landed on a log.

"Albania," Armenia said in a lovestruck tone as he impressed his ladyfriend's cheek. "You complete me...in so many ways...I would be all night listing them, but..."

"I know exactly what you mean," Albania replied, and then they leaned in for a kiss, which lasted several seconds.

"However..." the voiceover concluded. "One day, disaster struck..."

Armenia and Albania were frolicking through a field. The sun was blazing, the meadow was bright green, the day couldn't be any better...

Suddenly, Albania fell to the ground.

"Albania, are you okay!?" Armenia asked in shock.

"Armenia...I don't feel so good..." Albania sighed.

"What's wrong with you!?" Armenia exclaimed in disbelief.

"Albania was suffering from a disease known as condemnabitis," the voiceover explained. "It is caused when a nationality becomes endangered - people living an Caucasian Albania were now more drawn towards the cultures of Armenia, Persia and Parthia."

Armenia was shown with his hands together as if to pray. He leaned his elbows on a coffin which assumedly contained Albania's body.

"Albania died in the second century AD," the voiceover concluded.

The screen then faded to the present day.

"Armenia!" Albania (the modern-day one) exclaimed, waving his hand in Armenia's face. "It's time to order!"

"Oh!" Armenia exclaimed as he quickly looked through the menu. "I'm not very hungry, so I'll just have a cheese platter, and a glass of red wine. Thank you."

The waitress looked at him with an odd expression before taking the menus and walking off.

"Are you sure you're okay?" Albania asked, raising an eyebrow.

"Never better," Armenia insisted. "Say, how's Kosovo?"

"Ugh, don't get me started," Albania groaned. "Serbia…"

(Albania – "Hetalia!")

"Come on troops! We're doing great!" Austria exclaimed as he lead thousands of Austrian and Hungarian soldiers through a battlefield. "I can see the Italians coming up in the distance!"

Meanwhile, a stampede of Italian soldiers, being lead by Veneziano himself, came running through the same battlefield

"Come on, guys!" Italy exclaimed excitedly. "We can't surrender this time! Just remember…if we win, more pizza and pasta places!"

The other Italians all cheered at this prospect.

Just then, they all skidded to a halt when they were confronted by Austria's army.

"Boo!" Austria exclaimed in a low voice.

The Italians started screaming and ran off, all the while waving white flags.

(Austria – "Hetalia!")

"Wonderful!" Bosnia exclaimed before putting down the receiver. After that, he groaned.

"What happened?" Slovenia asked in concern.

"Austria called – he says everything is going great," Bosnia groaned. "Looks like the Central Powers may just have a victory after all."

Everyone in the room (besides Hungary) started groaning in anger.

"Great, just great!" Slovakia exclaimed as he stomped into the middle of the room. "You think you've finally got your freedom, but no, that happens! Looks like I'm still going to be stuck with hearing…"

He put on a mimicky voice, "Ooh, your shoes are all creased, and, ooh, your shirt isn't tucked in! I'm sick of it!"

With that, he stomped off.

"Well, it looks like we better get tidied up. Looks like Austria will be coming back after all," Slovenia sighed, and everyone else complied and split up.

Hungary was still sitting on a stool and sighing to herself.

"Don't take it personally, Hungary," Czechia said as she sat down beside her. "You have to understand how frustrating this is…"

"I do," Hungary replied, but struggled to come up with anything to follow it up.

With that, Czechia got up, leaving Hungary alone with her thoughts.

Hey, hey, tata, could I have some beer

Hey, hey, maminka, hey, hey, maminka

It doesn't matter what I do I'll never forget.

The taste of the beer earlier won't get out of my head.

Draw a circle, that's the Earth

I can't draw one, I'm too drunk

Draw a circle, that's the Earth

I am Czechia!

Ah, the world around us can be seen with the stroke of a single brush!

I'll demonstrate once I am so-o-ber

Hetalia!

The Baltics plus Finland and Poland were all fast asleep in bunk beds when they were interrupted by a loud snoring noise.

"Ack!" Lithuania screamed as he awoke in shock and fell from his top bunk.

つづく

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