Hey Grojfans. Todays chap is a blooper reel. These are outtakes that didnt quite make it into the show. Please note that I made these up and they are not real bloopers.
"Rock the house"
Corey looks at Laney as they were stand on the podium. "Kon will totally beat Konnie. No one out drums Kon." Corey said reassuringly. Just then Kon and Konnie began drumming and sliding down the slope "Hey Hey ho!" Kon chanted. "Weeeee!" Konnie exclaimed in joy. The drummers flew through the air, Konnie sent her symbols at Kon and he ducked. Konnie was about to hit him when he zoomed past her and crashed straight into the wall. He slid down and hit the ground. "Ow."
WICKED COOL TRANSITION
"Any ep"
Trina screams in rage "AAAAAH!" and suddenly she burst up into the air. Her eyes turned from their usual pink to a demonic red as she summoned her diary and her pen. Right before she started writing however, she started singing with it. "Let it go, Let it go, Can't hold it ba-" "Cut!" the director yelled. Trina stood suspened in her diary sequence. "Trina why are you singing Let it go?" he asked. "I'm totes tired of always doing the same diary sequence. I thought it would be a good song to sing since I'm letting go of my feeligs and-" Trina explained before she was cut off. "Trina, your not supposed to sing. And your not a Disney princess, just do the scene like your supposed to." Trina sighed in annoyance "Fine. But one day I'm going to get a musical number." Corey scoffed from down below her "Ha! Don't count on it sis!" Corey then felt a book slam into his head from the sky. "There, I let it go." Trina smirked.
TRINA'S NOT REALLY A PRINCESS
"Metrognome"
Laney saw the beard pieces falling from the sky and stuck her tongue out as she walked forward. Corey had the same idea and did the same. They both headed in the same direction going after the same piece of beard. They reached the beard at the same moment and felt their lips touch each other. They enjoyed the sweet sensation and then opened their eyes in surprise to see the other in front of them. They stood like that for a few seconds before pulling away. "Woooooooow." Corey sighed softly as a lovestruck look stuck to his face. Laney's eyes lit up and her mouth curved into a smile. Laney shook her head to get back to her senses. When she did she saw that Corey was still in his lovestruck state. "Um Core? It's your line now." Laney told him. He just stood there and sighed happily "Core?" Laney waved her hand in front of his face, nothing. Laney giggled to herself, it was actually really cute. "Guys, I think I broke Corey!" she yelled to the others while blushing a bit to herself. Corey just stood there and smiled "Kissing niiiice~" He sighed. Then he fainted with a heart coming out of him.
COREY IS SO IN LOVE
"Here us rock"
Corey played his guitar and ran around to other people as he played his song "Why the yells? Why the cries? Why the rush to say goodbyes? Everybody's busy stressing and
I can't help but wonder why we don't stop and think of blah blah bleh" Corey continued to just blather through some more lyrics and everyone cracked up at his goof. "Ha ha, sorry everybody!" Corey started laughing too. "Why does this song have to be so fast?!" Corey said to himself.
BLAH BLEH NYEH FUU LA BLA
"Dreamweaver"
Kin is powering up his shot to Kon "Sa sa froo!" he shouts nonsenically. The hit knocks Kon into the wall and Corey leaps down from who knows where and grabs the ball. "I shall avenge you my friend." he says with his lips not matching his words. He turned to see Kin and the two of them prepared to hit...for a while. "Hurry up already!" Laney shouts impatiently. Corey powers up the ball and his paddle glows blue as he shoots it at light speed. But it keeps going instead of disappearing and hit Kin right in the eye! "AaAH! MY EYE! IT HIT ME RIGHT IN THE EYE!" The others started laughing at him. "AAAH! IT WENT RIGHT THROUGH MY GLASSES! IM BLIND! TELL KIM I LOVE HER!" Kin shouts dramatically as he falls to the ground. The others keep laughing until the last part registers in their heads "Wait what?" Corey stops and asks.
KIN IS GONNA NEED A NEW EYE
"Girl fest"
Kin and Kon hid behind the bushes while watching Corey and the groupies talk. "You should bite the head off a bat." Kin suggested with Kon agreeing. Corey looked to the groupies and asked "So we have a deal?" suddenly a bush snook up on the two girls. Kon jumped out with a baseball bat and yelled "IM INSANE!" he bites the bat but it doesnt break. "Hmm?" he looks in confusion. He keeps on biting the bat and trying to break it. "Argh, now i have wood in my teeth." Kon pointed to the splinters in his teeth. Kin jumped out and pointed to his brother "Now your like George Washington!" Kon got excited and yelled "Yeah I'm the president now! Bow down to your new president Peaceville!"
VOTE FOR KON TRANSITION
"Line of credit"
Corey stood in front of all the toddlers and began to act tough. "Listen up everybody! We're Grojband, the toughest band on the streets of Peaceville! You think you're on the front page of the bad news? Ha! You're more like the flyer that falls out and you don't even notice and if you did, maybe you'd be all excited for like, a second, cause maybe there's a sale on bubblegum and unicorns, so you pick it up and then you do...something with...it...and you go...eat...maybe..." Corey rambles about halfway through. He laughs to himslef "Can we re do that? I forgot my line!" Laney looks at him "Your not good with talking fast are you?" she jokes. "Yeah well ftthhbyeeeii!" he makes some noises and Laney and him laugh.
HE DOES THAT A LOT TRANSITION
"Helmet"
"Come on Kon, you can do this." Laney encourages her friend as he tries to fit into his lederhosen. Suddenly you hear a rip and the whole things falls off leaving Kon in his underwear. "Dude are those fairies on your underwear?" Kin asked in surprise while Laney covers her eyes and turns away. "You don't know everything about me." Kon defends.
FAIRY UNDERWEAR TRANSITION
"In-D road rager"
Kin opens the garage door to see Kon lifting up the back of his shirt as Laney looks weirdly at him and Corey looks at his back. "yep, those are back nipples." Corey attempts to say with a straight face but he and the others just burst out in hysterical laughter. "Oh my god, what the heck is this, I don't even." Corey says in between laughs. "Those are actually my nipples on his back." Kin admits with giggles. The laughter gets even harder "Whose idea was this?!" Kon falls over laughing. "This is strange but absolutely hilarious!" Laney admits. "I think this is Todd's best line yet. Thanks Todd Kauffman!" Corey calls out and Todd Kauffman comes out and gives a thumbs up.
ONE MORE BLOOPER TRANSITION
"On the air and out to sea"
Trina comes on board with rage filling her "Where is Nick?!" she screams. Corey runs over to Nick Mallory as he stands on the plank. Corey pushes him off and yells "SACRIFICE THE NICK!" Nick looks in confusion and goes "Wait what!?" as he falls down to the water. "Corey that wasn't your line!" the director calls out. "But I thought it would be funnier if I yelled that." Corey shrugged. "You can sacrifice Nick later, now lets re do the scene." the director called. Nick popped his head out of the water as he heard the directors sentence "Your going to WHAT later!?" he looked in horror.
I am guilty of yelling sacrifice the Nick at that scene. I always wanted to write that line. See you next week guys, and tell me if you have a request.