Clerks

A/N: Well this is surly going to win me the most fucked up piece of crap fan fiction award if there was such a thing well anyway here's the rest of the story.

Spreading the word of God

Slade walked out of his lair a new man he had no longer had the urge to take over the world, no he now had a new mission to spread the world of God to all the people who have sinned in their lifetimes.

Slade now wore a new battle suit this time it wasn't black red and silver it was now just white and black even his mask was now just white on one side and black on the other.

He also carried around with him his own version of the Bible which he liked to call "Slade's Bible" in it he wrote pretty much everything he knows about his heroes and their sassy comments about religion and God.

He went up to Dr.Drakken's evil lair and knocked on the door three times then after five minutes Drakken answered the door.

"Slade what the hell do you want?" Drakken asked looking very confused

"Well Drew first of all I want to tell you that I'm now a changed man" Slade said in an all powerful and wise voice.

"How so?" Drakken asked still confused

"Well you see last night I had a dream a dream were my hero R.Kelly told me I was wasting my time with this super villain shit and he also told me to spread the word of God and white and black Jesus" Slade went on "You see I now know why my life sucks so bad it's because me and God aren't always good friends you know what I mean?"

"No" Drakken replied still very confused.

"Well have you ever wondered why your skin's blue?" Slade asked

"No why?" Drakken asked at this point he started to look pretty offended.

"It's because you sin, you see every time you sinned God made your skin get bluer and bluer get it now?" Slade said as he raised an eyebrow.

Drakken said nothing for two seconds he thought about it and in a crazy sort of way it kind of made sense in a weird point of view.

"Well okay I'll help you but what's the catch?" he asked trying to make sure it wasn't a sick joke or anything.

"No catch I'm just trying to help make the world a better place for all the little boys and girls" Slade said as he raised both his hands up in the air.

"Yeah so what do you want me it do?" Drakken asked while he scratched his head.

Slade then gave him a copy of his Bible and told him read it over and over again and then tell everyone he knew about Slade's massage.

It took Drakken some time to understand Slade's view of religion but seeing that it all somehow made sense Drakken decided to go along with it.

Crazy

Elsewhere at the time fellow teen titan member Raven walked into the convent store she still had on her dark and gothic look as she walked in looking very unhappy as usually.

To her surprise she found Robin sitting in the back of the counter looking happy?

This scared her, after all the bad energy she felt from Robin when he took the job and now she comes in to find him happy?

"Alright what the fuck is going on her" she said in her usually dark and dry tone of voice.

"Oh, hey Raven it's a beautiful day isn't it?" Robin said in a very happy tone of voice

"Okay…" Raven said in all freaked out tone of voice.

"No really it is" Robin said still smiling

Raven sensed his emotions and felt a very strong feeling of love deep inside him.

"So who's the lucky girl?" Raven asked with a small smile on her face.

"Oh, her name's Rose I don't know when she's coming back but when she does were going on a date" Robin said as he whipped the counter.

"You know Starfire likes you too" Raven tried to remind him of this impotent fact

"Yeah but Starfrie's annoying…" Robin said as he slowly turned away his head.

"Okay you got that part but she likes you for who you are" Raven still tried to remind Robin of this but it was still no luck.

"But I love this Rose girl" Robin said in a deep tone of voice.

"Say what?" Raven said as her jaw dropped.

"Mother Fucker you crazy?" Raven just screamed at the top of her voice.

"Here you have a girl who maybe from another planet but she still loves you for who you really are!" Raven just went crazy for a minute.

At this point Robin was scared shitless he slowly hid behind the counter and started to curl up.

"Jeez what a fag" Raven said as she looked up in embarrassment.

Elsewhere…

At a nearby garden party rich white people were having themselves a good time until however Gizmo and Kid Wykkyd came crashing it.

Gizmo walked up to a nearby microphone and told the people the truth.

"Attention everybody I have something to say Jesus was black, Ronald Reagan was the devil and the government is lying about 9/11 tank you for your time"

"Noooooo this can't be true!!!!!" a white woman screamed at the top of her voice before she fainted.

After that all hell broke loss a rich man punched a waiter right it the noise and then stepped on his face.

Then P.Diddy punched Jessica Simpson right in the face and then broke he neck.

After that Shaq kicked Kobe right in the nuts.

Donald Trump grabbed a steel chair and hit Ted Turner in the head with it.

Osama Bin Laden grabbed George W. Bush by the throat and threw him into a tank of man eating sharks who tore him limb from limb.

Dr.Dre grabbed Paris Hilton and slammed her face straight into a coffee table which broke on impact.

Mel Gibson tore off the head of a Jewish man and threw it into the sky.

MC Hammer started dancing around in his puffy pants and started singing "U Can't Touch This"

After that Gizmo woke up in a cold sweat he thought that he would never ever tell the truth again as long as he lived.

A/N: That's it for me for now but I'll be back soon don't worry.