This is the final chapter? It can only be the work of...Robinson!


Gumball and Darwin snuck into Mr. Robinson's house, hoping to find more proof that he was gay.

"Tell me again why we're doing this, man?" Darwin asked.

"We're here to prove to everyone who doesn't believe us about Mr. Robinson being gay that Mr. Robinson is gay. Duh." Gumball stated, rolling his eyes.

Then, Mr. Robinson popped up behind the wall. "Oh there you two are."

"It's Mr. Robinson! ABORT THE MISSION!" Darwin screamed, running for the door, before Margaret Robinson stopped him by slamming it shut, causing him to run into it.

"His gayness has gotten Darwin! I must run the other way!" Gumball shouted, slamming into the back door.

"Oh relax, you two. Sit down so we can talk about me." Mr. Robinson told them as he picked up Gumball and dragged him to the sofa, with Margaret doing the same with Darwin.

"What else is there to talk about? You're gay, and that's about it." Darwin stated, smiling like the doofus he was.

"Exactly! And you don't need to go anywhere!" Mr. Robinson exclaimed. "You two were right about me all along!"

"We were?" Gumball and Darwin wondered in unison.

"The truth is, I am gay! And I've only been denying it because I thought I could keep it a secret, but apparently it held out long enough!"

"Yay! We were right!" Darwin cheered, raising his fins in the air.

Gumball cheered in compliance."Yeah! Wait, how is that good?"

"You're about to find out!" Mr. Robinson exclaimed, suddenly bursting into gayness as he pushed a button behind a picture frame, causing lots and lotsa spaghetti to rain down, covering the entire floor.

"You see, boys, I am the lord of gay people in all of Elmore!" Mr. Robinson claimed, ripping off his normal clothes, revealing a pink Lord's uniform. "That's why my first name is Gaylord! And I really do enjoy lotsa spaghetti!"

Darwin dropped his jaw in shock. "So all that stuff we said about you being gay is true?"

"That's right!" Gaylord stated. "And now, since you know about my secret, as your gay lord, I hereby force you both to spend the rest of your lives eating lotsa spaghetti!"

Gumball and Darwin screamed in agony, being the foolish, over active duo that they were, knowing they were being forced to eat lotsa spaghetti for the rest of their lives.

"You really are the most gay person ever!" Gumball whined.

Meanwhile, Anais and Nicole were watching through the window from the other side of the fence.

"Whoa! Gumball and Darwin were right about Mr. Robinson being gay!" Anais gasped. "We gotta go in there and save them!"

"Right!" Nicole stated. "No one tortures them or tells them what to do except me!"

Anais and Nicole ran to the Robinsons' front lawn. Nicole kicked the door open, which slammed Margaret right in the face, knocking her out.

"Get away from my boys, you hyperactive gay!" Nicole screamed, attacking Gaylord and pinning him to the ground.

"Now's our chance, Darwin!" Gumball claimed as he and Darwin tried to get away, but suddenly the lotsa spaghetti came alive and grabbed them both. "Aah! What is this?"

"You can never escape the power of lotsa spaghetti!" Gaylord mentioned as he got into a fight with Nicole.

Gumball and Darwin struggled to break free, but failed as the lotsa spaghetti had a hold on them.

"He's right!" Gumball stated. "How do you escape lotsa spaghetti?"

Darwin sighed while panicking. "I don't know! I'm a fish, but I'm not exactly a gay fish!"

Anais slapped her forehead in annoyance. "You numbskulls! Just eat your way out!"

"Good idea, sis!" Gumball took a bit out of the lotsa spaghetti that was holding him, which caused it to release him as Gumball accidently swallowed it. "Ahh! Now I'm gay too!"

Darwin did the same, much to his own displeasure. "Me three!"

Anais sighed in annoyance. "No you're not. Just go before this goes nowhere else."

Gumball and Darwin both stood up. "Ok!" they agreed in unison as they ran out the front door.

Meanwhile, Nicole threw Gaylord into his pile of lotsa spaghetti, finishing him off. "That'll teach you for messing with my kids, stupid gay!" she yelled.

Anais looked around, then back at Gaylord. "Wow. I can't believe you really are gay, Mr. Robinson."

Mr. Robinson stood up, dusting himself off. "Oh I'm not really gay, Anais. I was just tired of your brother and walking, talking pet bothering me because they thought I was gay."

"So you did all this just to make Gumball and Darwin happy? And so they'd leave you alone?"

"That's right! I even shelled out 10 grand for lotsa spaghetti that grabs and traps people, along with this pink lord's suit!" Mr. Robinson pushed the button on the wall, causing all the lotsa spaghetti to vanish into thin air.

"Wow. You really are the most straight neighbor ever." Anais complemented.

"Yes I am. Just don't tell them that I'm not gay. It would break their hearts." Mr. Robinson took out a tricycle and a money bag." Now here's a new tricycle and a sack of cash. Go buy your brothers some new pants."

"Thanks, Mr. Robinson!" Anais got on the tricycle, riding it out the door.

"I guess I'll just show myself out too." Nicole decided, not having anymore reason to stay as Margaret closed the door after her.

"You know Margaret, maybe this whole gay thing isn't so bad after all."

Margaret rolled her eyes, mumbling to herself.

Meanwhile, Gumball and Darwin were back at their house. "So now that we know we're right about Mr. Robinson being gay, what do we do now?" Gumball wondered.

Darwin thought for a second, lifting his finger as he got an idea. "I know! Let's go see if Masami's father is gay!"

THE END