"Jiraiya! You klutz!"

"Tsunade," the frightened grey-haired teen said. "You gotta stain your shirt."

"Not the time to be joking wise guy."

"I know. I'm sorry, but I have a friend that wants to go out with you."

"Look," she said. "I'll say this once and only once. I will never go out with Orochimaru as long as I am alive, pretty, and decent."

"Well, there's two down."

"Are you saying I'm not decent or pretty?"

"Back to topic. You probably saw that guy at that table."

"You mean hot, hot, and sexy?"

"Look. I shouldn't agree with you on that. If you forgot, I'm a dude. Anyway, he's a friend of mine, and he's dying to meet you."

"He is? What have you told him about me?" the kunoichi said placing her hands over her chest.

"How wonderful you are, and you know that was the biggest lie."

"Excuse me. You seem to be wet. Might I offer my jacket to you?" a man said.

"Oh, Saizen (best effort)," Jiraiya said. "What's up?"

"Simple," Saizen said. "I got tired of waiting on you, so I decided to come over and offer a hand."

"Sure," Tsunade blushed. "I guess I am pretty wet."

"Here," he said placing the jacket on her then zipping it for her. "You know? You a lot cuter up close than you do far away."

"Thanks," she blushed again. "You look nice yourself." Tsunade could not stop staring at him. His long, chestnut brown hair was movie star beautiful. He had pool blue eyes she could drown in—she probably has. However, one thing that turned her off… "You know? You remind me of my teammate, Orochimaru. If you're Jiraiya's friend, you've probably heard of him."

"Actually, I've met him briefly. He seems interesting."

"If a creepy homo is interesting, then he's very interesting."

"Dang it." Jiraiya thought. "This isn't going well. What am I gonna do?" Jiraiya pulled out a paper and pen. "You two look uncomfortable talking around me. Why not swap numbers and plan a date? That way you can break the ice."

"Jiraiya, that's not really a good idea," Saizen said through his teeth. "Unless, you're okay with this, Tsunade, right?

"Yeah. I'm okay with it."

"She isn't shy apparently," Saizen thought. "Alright, I guess I'll call you around noon?"

"Sounds good to me," Tsunade giggled. "Oh my gosh! I do not just do that."

"Okay. I gotta go. Talk to you later. Later, Jiraiya." He left.

"Later, Saizen," Jiraiya said.

"Bye!" Tsunade said. "You know what, Pervert? As much as it pains me to say this, you actually did something right."

"You finally noticed?"

"I gotta go. Teru's waiting for me. See ya."

"Later."

Terasu and Tsunade grabbed their stuff and left shortly after Tsunade's conversation with Jiraiya and Saizen. Tsunade dropped Terasu off home, and she made her way home quickly.

She made it home and waited by the phone. As if on cue, the phone rang. She quickly snatch the phone and answered it. "Hello?"

"Sundae! Sundae! Sundae! Sundae!" the person cried.

"Terasu?" Tsunade said. "What the? What are you doing calling me? You know I have an important call."

"This is like big!"

"What?"

"I like think that like that Saizen guy is like Orochimaru in like disguise."

"No way!" Tsunade snapped. "That can't be. Saizen is too hot to be Orochimaru."

"I like saw it. He like walked past my like house, and I like saw him take like out a contact out of his like eye, and he like had like Orochimaru's creepy eye color."

"You're probably hallucinating, or you're in love with Orochimaru."

"Look. I like got over that crush like three years ago."

"Whatever. I'm sorry, but I can't believe that Orochimaru can go from 'that it' to 'the sh—"

"Watch your mouth!" Terasu snapped. "Still, I think that it's like a bad idea to go through with it."

"Sorry, Teru, but I'm going to do this. Well, I got someone on the other line. Talk to you later."

"Bye."

Tsunade flashed over, "Hello?"

"Tsunade? This is Saizen. What's up?"

"Hi! Nothing much. I just finished talking to my friend. What about you?"

"Oh. Nothing. Jiraiya just left. He wanted me to join him with his peeking, but I turned him down."

"Thank goodness. I'm glad you're no pervert. I still can't understand how you're friends with him."

"Well, I guess opposites attract but not like that," Saizen corrected.

"Okay. Well, funny thing. My friend, Terasu, you probably heard of her."

"Yes."

"Well, she said that you were wearing colored contacts, and you took them off while walking by her house. Basically, she said that you might be Orochimaru. Can you believe that?" Tsunade almost laughed.

"I do wear contacts, but that's just…Wow. That's all I can say. Well, I'm taking into consideration of what Jiraiya said."

"Which is what?"

"Would you like to take a walk around the village with me?"

"You mean like a date?"

"Well, yeah."

"Sure. I'd love to. Where do you want to meet?"

"I guess the café would be best."

"When?"

"About six," he hissed.

"Did you just hiss?"

"Sorry. I'm not paying attention. I got distracted," he almost panicked.

"Anyway, what should a wear?"

"Whatever makes you comfortable."

"Okay. I'll see you at six."

"Alright. See ya later."

"Later," she hung up, and took a deep breath. "OH MY GOSH!!" she squealed. "I got a date! I gotta get ready. Shoot! I gotta shop!"

Saizen was at Jiraiya's house getting ready. It was a simple makeover.

"You idiot!" Jiraiya snapped. "You almost blew your cover."

"I'm sorry I couldn't help it."

"Saizen," Jiraiya said making air quotes. "You can't hiss over the phone, and you can't take the contacts out in the middle of the road."

"Sorry, these stupid contacts hurt my eyes."

"Look. Suck it up, 'Saizen'," Jiraiya hissed. "If you want this to be a success, control yourself. We've worked too hard on your makeup and makeover to have this go down the toilet."

"You're right. I gotta man up."

"You had no manliness to begin with. Remember, embrace your inner manliness!"

"Shut up!"

"Jiraiya," Tsunade said. "I don't get how this story is gonna embarrass me."

"It will," Jiraiya said.

"Jiraiya let me leave," Orochimaru almost begged.

"No. Tsunade, just out of curiosity, would you like to meet Saizen again?"

"I guess. He was so sweet."

"Would you kiss him?"

"Possibly, but only if Naruto is out of the room, and he's still cute."

"Okay. I'll keep that in mind. Now, back to the story…"

It was ten minutes before their arrival time. Tsunade was wearing tight jeans and a tight, long-sleeved white shirt. She had a black headband on, too.

A minutes after her arrival, Saizen came. He wore baggy jeans and a black hooded jacket. He held something behind his back, and he knew it was piquing Tsunade's interest.

"Whatcha got there Saizen?"

"This."

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