Author's Note: You must give me time for all of the requests. I will be doing them in the order I am inspired. Please no kill Quickie. ^_^;;; I am trying to comply to your wishes. really I am.

Xellos seemed much happier now that he had the bishounen Chimera with a depression problem keeping him company. Lots of delicious angst to be found from Zelgadis.

One their way to a certain part of the store, they passed a free sample table. Now, Xellos did not want to stop for a free sample of anything. But Zelgadis had stopped, and he whispered in a hushed voice, "No. it can't be!"

But it was. Rows upon rows of hot, steaming cups of coffee were on the table, and of course, Zelgadis could not help but reach out and take a cup.

Bad idea apparently. A net instantly came down, ensnaring the Chimera.

"Ha ha! It actually worked."

Xellos blinked as an orange-trench coat sporting man stepped from the shadows. "Ummm. Gaav?"

Gaav chuckled, "Yes! It is I! Gaav the Demon Dragon King!"

Zelgadis mimicked Xellos in the blinking, "Umm. didn't Hellmaster Phibrizzo kill you?"

The sword-carrying Mazoku shrugged, "So I get brought back to life in a fanfic. What's so hard to understand about that?"

"Nothing, but what do you want with Zel-kun?"

Gaav smirked, "I figure that if I capture both of you, I can ransom your Rabid Fan Girls!"

Xellos blinked again, "That's. just. odd."

Zelgadis nodded, "For once, I agree."

Gaav blinked, "Why?"

They both spoke in unison, "Because the rabid fan girls are right behind you. and they don't look too happy."

Sure enough, evil, bloodthirsty, rabid fangirls WERE behind the Demon Dragon King, and they destroyed him.

Zelgadis whispered, "Xellos. get me out of here. and we can both escape all the attention!"

Nodding, the violet-haired priest cut the Chimera down, and they ran away quickly before the fan girls could notice.

Author's Note: I'm trying. I'm trying. I know I stink at writing, but I'm trying.