A/N: Just for the record, I wasn't planning on making this half as long as it has become, let alone my longest fic xD
Cheese: OH. MY. GOD.
All of Org: What?
Cheese: OH. MY. GOD.
All of Org: What!?
Cheese: ..I got over 1000 hits! -over-excited about the quite small number-
All of Org: -.-
Cheese: And I have so many questions I think I might die. Oh, well - I'll fit them all into this long, long, long chapter, shall I? Yes?
All of Org: NO!
Cheese: That's a yes, then!
To All: What do you wear UNDER your coats?
Xemnas: I knew I wouldn't get out of this alive.
Saix: You're not going to tell them...are you?
Axel: If he doesn't, I will!
Xemnas + Saix: How the hell do you know!?
Axel: -taps nose-
Xemnas + Saix: ..Bastard...
Axel: Xemnas and Saix...-dundundun-...ARE CROSS-DRESSERS!
-over-dramatic gasp-
Larxene: Oh GOD! You would've thought it would be MARLY, but...
Marly: I'm so happy!
Xemnas + Saix: ..
Demyx: Can I please go throw up now?
To Zexy: If I gave you a rose, what would you say to me?
Lexaeus: Wow. Zexy's sure getting a lot of attention now.
Axel: Jealous?
Vexen: He's blushing again.
Zexy: If you gave me a rose... I'd probably ask you if you were sane.
All of Org + Cheese: ...
Marly: Zexy, you cruel, cruel man!
Lexaeus: Everybody seems to think it's a man.
Larxene: Well, there's me...Marly...Xemnas and Saix...I think I want Zexy to be a man, there's too many women popping up here...
Axel: What's the problem with that? You're a woman, you stupid cow..
Cheese: Larxene, why didn't you mention my name in the list of women?
To All: What is your deepest darkest secret?
All of Org: -.-
Cheese: HAHA! Go on, answer it, answer it!
Xemnas: Well, we learnt mine and Saix's in a previous question, so that's our humiliation over.
Xaldin: Maybe this would be a good time to find out Luxord's seceret about Bratz.
All of Org: Yeah!
Luxord: ... If you don't hit me I'll tell you...
-All of Org hits him in one way or another-
Larxene: Talk!
Luxord: ..I often play with my daughter's Bratz dolls to pass the time.
-
-everyone comes back into consciousness-
Demyx: SHIT! LUXORD'S A FATHER!?
Axel: Maybe it's Marly's husband.
Luxord: Moving away.. Although we'll probably return to this subject later, knowing these lot..
To Marly: Is your underwear pink?
Marly: Yes.
To Roxas: How does it feel to be INSIDE sora?
Roxas: That's a hard question. It almost feels...
Axel: Like you're trapped in a cage that's way too small for you to properly fit in?
Roxas: ...Yes. How the hell did you know that?
Xemnas: Well, we've all been in that position. Everyone has a Nobody inside of them it just can't come out unless it's triggered.
Cheese: Makes...sense...
To Zexy: Why are you so hot?
Zexy: ..
Marly: What kind of question is that? He can't explain why his hotness is so attractive to both the female and male sex!
Lexaeus: You can't even see half his face. He isn't really that appealing.
Zexy: Well, the fact that I am attractive could be heriditary or...
Axel: Maybe he has cosmetic surgery. Or plastis surgery. Is there a difference?
Zexy: I don't think you spelt heriditary right..
Cheese: Do I look like I care?
To Zexy: Did you figure out where our date is going to be? And tell Larxene I said hi!
Larxene: Hey, Tamer!
Vexen: Perhaps Zexy should start a fanclub for himself.
Zexy: Perhaps Zexy could have some peace from you?
Demyx: So, where are you going for the date?
Zexy: I don't know...
Lexaeus: Who's got suggestions for Zexy's date? Another poll!
To Saix: Have you ever considered joining another video game, seeing that you're the only member in the Organization that can actully KILL people?
Axel: Didn't we have that long, dragging debate about the fact that I killed Vexen and Zexy?
Marly: And you were the main cause of th demise of half the Organisation anyway.
Saix: I don't know.. I was thinking the other day I would like to appear in a Spyro game.
Demyx: I think you'd give all the younger fans nightmares.
Roxas: By younger fans, he means himself.
Xemnas: ..Saix gives you nightmares?
Demyx: ..He haunts my bed at night...
All of Org: ...Demyx...don't even go there, please...
To All: What do you guys think about OCs and how they fall in love with other Organisation members?
Axel: That depends on what kind of character it is. For example, if it's someone like Vixen..
Cheese: DON'T BRING MY OCS INTO THIS! -slaps with FS-
Axel: Ouch, frickin' hell, all I was gonna say was that...
Cheese: DON'T BOTHER! -knocks out-
Roxas: ...Jeez, touchy much?
Cheese: Do you wanna get knocked out for the third time?
Roxas: ..No, no, no, I'm OK, thanks.
Larxene: Yeah, it depends how the writer handles our personalities with their OC's...
Xigbar: Bitch is usually happy reading something about her in bed with someone hot.
Marly: Someone hot like Axel?
-pause-
Roxas: I'm glad he's not awake to hear that, I think he'd have a panic attack. And then kill you.
To Demyx: Why do you love water so much?
Demyx: Eh.
Roxas: Is that all you can say? 'Eh'?
Demyx: Yes. There's my answer: Eh.
Larxene: Jee, that's great, Demyx, but I'm sure the reader will probably want the question actually ANSWERED.
Demyx: What am I supposed to say!? It's my element, and I love using it, WHAT!?
Larxene: -smirks- There's an answer.
Demyx: ...Decieving bitch.
Larxene: That's my name, don't wear it out!
Roxas: Larxene, are you feeling OK?
Larxene: Oh, you wore my name out! Eh, I hate you! -falls to floor-
Xigbar: Hey, look what I found! -pulls out empty bottle of beer from behind cushion-
Roxas: She's been drinking? Oh, take cover...
Larxene: I'm NoT tHaT bAd...Hey, what's Axey doing on the floor..? -prods-
Xaldin: Larxene, get up. -floats Larxene in the air-
Larxene: Nyaha, this is more comfy than my bed! Wait... I don't have a bed, do I? Nyaha!
Roxas: Are you a hobo?
Larxene: Well, I dunno, you tell me!
Roxas: ...She is.
Demyx: There's another one of those deepest darkest secrets.
Xigbar: Luxord? Back to you, mate.
Luxord: Mate?
Zexy: What do you all want him to say?
Lexaeus: Who the mother is, probably.
Luxord: ...It's...
-tension rising-
Luxord: ...It's...
-tension hitting ceiling-
Luxord: ...It's...
-tension choking everyone to death-
Luxord: ...It's...Vixen Venom.
Cheese: EXCUSE ME!?
-throws FS, pins Luxord to wall and strangles-
Cheese: YOU LYING BASTARD! BASTARD!
Marly: Shall we tell her that I'm the mother?
Vexen: No, this is fun.
To Sir Xemnas: Seeing that you don't have a nickname yet, I'm calling you Darth Xemnas! (A/N: I thought that was brilliant! xD) Anyway, has George Luccas sued you for wielding lightsabers yet?
Larxene: Oh, so I'm not the only one who thought those things were lightsavers!
Roxas: Lightsabers...
Larxene: Darth Xemnas is so good... saving light...
Darth Xemnas: They're not freaking lightsabers!
Saix: Everyone else seemed to think they were.
Demyx: They did look distincly like lightsabers...
Darth Xemnas: -.- Shut up, you idiots.
To Xaldin: Is it true that you and Xigbar are really a couple? If not then have you seen some of the fanfics written about you two that are rated "M"? How do they make you feel? (prays you are not gay!)
-just so you all know, Cheese is still fighting with Luxord-
Xaldin: No. Of course it's not true.
Xigbar: Yeah. A pirate and a wind-passer? Pfft. Like that's ever gonna happen. -shifty eyes-
Xaldin: And I am not gay at all.
Zexy: Apart from that night you spent with Lexaeus.
Lexaeus + Xaldin: -.- We were drunk.
Larxene: yOu PeOpLe ReAlLy LiKe To DrInK. dRiNkInG iS nOt GoOd FoR yOuR hEaLtH sO i NeVeR dRiNk. WeLl, I mEaN, i HaVe To dRiNk SoMeThInG, oR eLsE i'Ll DiE bUt NoT AlCoHoL, nEvEr...
All of Org excluding Luxord: -.-
To Vexen: Why aren't you cooler lookin'? I'm an ice fan, because i hate fire with every fibre of my being...that means YOU, AXEL!
-Axel wakes up-
Axel: WHAT!?
Vexen: It's not my fault. It's like the Human Dictionary said - it could be heriditary or...
Demyx: Meaning your whole family were ugly butts..
Zexy: Cheese still can't spell heriditary..or can't I? I don't know! xO
Axel: -still in shock that someone hates him-
Vexen: However I must admit I'm quite pleased to have found a genuine ice fan. Or, at least, I think it's genuine...
Zexy: I don't even know if genuine is spelt right..xO
Axel: It must be genuine if they hate ME...wait, what the hell is Larxene doing floating above me?
-Larxene falls onto Axel-
Saix: Well, here is the chapter's ending mess. Cheese is killing Luxord, Larxene is glomping Axel, Zexy's having a mental breakdown and...
A/N: Sorry, I don't want to end it right here but I've gotta get off the PC before it explodes. xD Reviews please, and don't forget the poll! xD xXx