Hello, people! Sorry, but this is not Skysoul (dodges tomatoes, chairs and banana peels being thrown at her) Goodness, I'm sorry! But, this is Windedspirit. I'm Jessie. And because I love myself and I'm cool, I'm in this next part of the Valentines day chapter! MWAHAHAHAHA! Okay, something you should all know, I love four certain characters, which will come apparent when I fully enter the story, and also, I am rather violent, evil and have lightening fast mood swings. So yeah, good times. So, sorry if this chapter is bad. I don't have Skysoul's style or flare. I just realized something! I could give you all some really good blackmail about her. (Leanes forward and listens as conscious whispers in her ear and frowns, then pouts) B-B-but, THIS IS THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY! (conscious shakes head and whispers something else in her ear) Fine. Be that way. And may you burn in the fires of he---

Gai: gasps Such youthfulness should never use such language! Cover your ears, Lee!

Me: Oh, go (covers audiences eyes) yourself.

Gai: faints

Me: Yeah, that's another thing about me. I don't put my mind where my mouth is. Teehee XD

Kakashi: Dang, she's a nasty piece of work.

Asuma: Amen

Me: OH MY GOD, ITS KAKASHI AND ASUMA! I'M IN FANGIRL HEAVEN! ASUMA, I LOVE THAT YOU SMOKE! KAKASHI, YOU'RE THE COOLEST! (hearts in eyes, then suddenly faints from excitement)

Sasuke: And I thought I had obsessive fangirls…..

Joe: Oh, trust me, right now, she's being mellow.

Kakashi, Asuma & Sasuke: Okay then……….. scary…………..

Disclaimer: Neither me nor Christy own Naruto. Which sucks. Then I could kill all the people on my 2-Do list…..

Christy: Jess! Not in front of the kids!

Me: You know I hate kids! (No really, I actually hate kids)

Christy's P.O.V

I walked down the road, minding my own thoughts, my bag of chocolates on my arm. I kinda felt like a granny. I randomly started singing. Heehee!

"If you're like us, calling all riders. Roll up beside us, no place to hide us. Freedom fighters, let's unite us. Switch on your nitrous and…. lets…. go! Destination, for navigation. Man up ya stations, feel the sensation. Surround invasion, with communication. Move quick we might avoid contamination.

"Down, here comes the sound, everyone pound your feet to this phenomenon (A/N: Ms. Fish, how do you spell phenomenon? Heehee, remember Sky?) Roll, open your soul, maybe lose control inside of this phenomenon. Just let yourself go, and let everyone know you move to this phenomenon. Don't let the spiders crawl up beside us. They want to bite us, inject the virus. Lift up your lighters, praise the righteous. Need you to guide us. Get…..prepared….to go. If you're like us, calling all riders. Roll up beside us, no place to hide us. Freedom fighters, let's unite us.Switch on your nitrous and…. lets…. go! Down, here comes the sound, everyone pound your feet to this phenomenon. Roll, open your soul, maybe lose control inside of this phenomenon. Just let yourself go, and let everyone know you move to this phenomenon"

I stopped singing after that because I spotted Team 10 up ahead. I smirked. I bet I know what Jessie would be doing if she were here right now. She would be running to Asuma and hugging him so tight he would probably drop his cigarette. She skipped up to them. Choji's eyes lit up at the sight of food, and I kept a wary eye. No telling what he would do… "Hiya people!" I said, waving. Asuma and Shikamaru both raised an eyebrow. Ino just stared. "Its Valentines Day! So I thought I'd bring you all some chocolate!" I said, smiling broadly, my hands on my hips, waiting for a response. Asuma was just leaning up against a tree and kept staring at me. Shikamaru looked at me funny. "How troublesome…." He muttered. I scowled. "No need to thank me or anything," I scowled, reaching down towards my bag and pulling out a large piece on chocolate.

"Bless you! Oh, this rocks!" Choji yelled, punching the air with his fist before waddling over to me as fast as his legs could carry him. (A/N: Fat people waddle, okay! And in case you haven't noticed, Choji is fa--, I mean, pleasingly plump) I smiled. Finally, some gratitude! I handed him his large piece of chocolate. "There ya go, Choji!" I handed a small piece to Ino.

"Why do I get a small one?" she asked, taking it from me. I looked both ways before leaning in and whispering, "I'm aware of your diet!" I patted her shoulder and walked over to Asuma and handed him a large piece. "Happy V Day, Asuma-sensei! Beware red-heads and seagulls!" (Heehee) "Um, thank you……." said Asuma, taking the chocolate. "You're welcome!" I went to Shikamaru and handed him a big piece. Then I leaned forward and whispered, "I can give you an extra piece to give to Ino, if you want!"

"AND WHY WOULD I WANT YOU TO DO THAT?" yelped Shikamaru, leaping back. I shrugged.

"Just offering. Well, have a good day peoples! And remember Asuma, beware red-heads!"

"OMG! ITS ASUMA!"

"Well, too late! Bye!" I walked, no, ran, away. A hyper Jessie with Asuma in a ten mile radius is, quite simply put, scary. I went down the road to leave Asuma to suffer, and started skipping.

"Off to see Team Gai!" I stopped in my tracks, grabbing my face in horror. "NO, NOT BUNNY-SENSEI!" I still ran up to them though when I saw them in the distance. "HI PEOPLE!" They all turned to look at me. "It is wonderful to see such an exuberant youth on this fine day!" yelled Gai, shaking my hand. I let go almost immediately and turned to Neji. "Hi Neji!" I hugged him. "Get off me."

"But it's Valentines Day! And I can never get a hug out of my normal Neji nii-san, but your nicer!"

"If this Neji is nicer, what must hers be like?" pondered TenTen.

"Get off me."

"Fine, be that way. Here's your chocolate. AND I EXPECT SOMETHING BACK ON WHITE DAY!"

"Dream on."

"Oh, you're mean. I'm not asking for much. Maybe just a 'Happy White Day', or, or a hug! Or money!" I patted Neji on the head and handed TenTen a small piece, paying respects to the fact she was on a diet (I think) before timidly handing Gai his piece of chocolate. "Here….you…go" I flinched, waiting for it. It came.

"Why, thank you, you wonderful youth!" O god. Where was Jessie when you needed her? "KILL THE LEE! SLUGHTER HIM!" Why, speak of the devil, there she was! I quickly handed him his chocolate, wished him best of luck, then skipped off to give chocolate to the other teams!

There, I FINALLY finished! Don't you feel proud of me Sky? Well, you should! Hey, people, please read my story!

Christy: Don't use my story as an advertising board!

Jessie: But it's a good story!

Joe: She's right.

Christy: Fine! People, read Jessie's story!

Jessie: Yay! r&r!