Wilfre torched Canterlot Library. No, Teh Book o' liefe wasn't there, either. He withdrew his scepter from a place made of pure naughtiness and shot rainbows at the city, for no reason other than his douchebagerry. The horror... the multicolored horror! He flew into the sky, and prepared a giant rainbow ball...
...And was promptly eaten by a Space Shark. Farting pylon gas, the Shark rocketed into space, late for the orgy on a mosaic it was invited to.
Looking out the window, Celestia reminded herself to buy bug spray. Damn characters were messing up her lawn again.