Childish: We're too late! Wah!

Evil: So? They'll get over it.

Emo: And we care… why?

Fangirl: Because we have loyal readers and we can't disappoint them!

Emo: Disappointment is life… they'll get over it…

Wait a min-!

Motherly: Enjoy the chapter!

Chapter 10: A Plan to get Hans Back

Clemson had run into the gym, making sure that no one was around, and there wasn't. He went over to the bleachers and hid behind them. He slump to the ground. He pulled his knees to his chest and started to sob.

"H-h-how could I be s-so stupid?" he asked.

He continued crying when he felt someone's hand on his shoulder. He looked up to see Cartoongirl. She looked at him worriedly.

"Clemson? What's wrong? Why are you crying?"

He sniffed and wiped the tears from his eyes.

"M-m-me and H-Hans had a-a fight…"

"That's terrible. But you two are going to get back together, right?"

Clemson shook his head and started sobbing once again.

"W-w-w-we broke up!" He sobbed, and clinged onto her.

She looked at him in sympathy. She pulled him closer, rubbing his arm and speaking comforting words.

"It's okay. Don't worry, it's going to be okay," she soothed.

Clemson didn't know why she was here, but glad that she was. He really needed someone to be here for her. After what seemed to be an eternity Clemson sat up and wiped his eyes.

"Thanks Chey…I really needed that…" He told her.

"Anything for my boys. Now why did you and Hans break up? You two were perfect together."

"He was flirting with a girl and didn't' care that we were dating…"

"What? That's one of the worst thing that a boyfriend could do! It's in the rules! Don't flirt with anyone other than your boyfriend/girlfriend, or you're teasing other people in hope to get your lover to notice you! It's in the rules!"

Clemson sniffed and nodded.

"So what do I do to get him back?"

"Clemson ole pal, you have asked the right person. Cartoongirl's my name, matchmakin' is my game. My card." A card appeared in her hand and she handed it to him.

He took it and looked at it.

"Cartoongirl, Sorceress, villain, matchmaker, sister and certified insane."

"Yep, now how can I help you customer?" She went up next to him, putting her hand on his shoulder, "And for every plan is five bucks."

"Oh right…okay, can you help me get Hans back?"

"Of course." She pulled him closer and whispered in his ear.

"Do you think that will work?"

She pulled back, looking assaulted.

"I am offended my dear sir! I got Ocean and Savio together, I can certainly get you two back together. Chey Maria Blowhole can get anyone together!"

"You middle name is Maria?"

"And a few others. Yea, yea, I know. We have the same middle name; don't get too happy about it. Now operation Cupid's Arrow is a go! Our next class should be starting…"

The bell rung.

"Now." She grinned.

She grabbed his hand, and pulled him out. She took him to the deserted girls' room near the biology lab.

"What are we doing in here?" He demanded. "I can't be in here!"

"Relax, no one comes in here anyways. It's been deserted since the 1970s."

"Why?"

"Apparently someone died in here. How cool is that?"

Clemson gulped. He forced a smile.

"Yea… really cool…" he muttered, looking around.

"Okay, so do you know what we're gonna do?" she asked.

"Yeah, you're gonna drop something on the floor and ask Hans to pick it up. Then I'm gonna rip a piece of paper to make it sound like Hans ripped his pants. Then I'll get a pass to use the rest room, hide behind the lockers, grab him and pull him in here." Clemson recited.

She patted his head.

"Good little lemur. Now let's go. We have Calculus to go to." She grabbed his hand and pulled them to the class room.

They skidded in, went into their seats. Hans was already in his chair, messing around with some string. Cartoongirl sat next to him as the bell rang. She looked at Clemson and smirked. He caught her eye and gave a curt nod. Class went on as it normally did. Half way through, Cartoongirl looked around to see that everyone wasn't looking and when they weren't, she dropped her pencil.

"Hans…" she called, causing him to look at her. "Can you get my pencil? I dropped it."

He looked at it and leaned over to pick it up. As on cue, Clemson took a piece of paper and ripped it, loudly. Hans' eyes widen and covered the seat of his pants, shooting up.

"Uh… Mrs. Parks… may I go to the nurse?" He asked.

"Of course." She replied.

He took off running out of the room. Clemson raised his hand.

"May I use the restroom?"

"Go ahead."

Clemson stood up, winking at Cartoongirl as he went by. She winked back at him. Clemson took a shortcut and hid behind the lockers. He saw Hans walk pass and reached out, grabbing him. Hans gasped as a hand covered his mouth. Clemson managed to grab him and pulled him into the deserted girls' restroom. Hans growled as he managed to grab his attacker and flipped into the wall, seeing that it was Clemson.

"Clemson! What are you doing?"

"It was my only way to get us, back. Please… don't leave… we have to talk about this. I feel terrible."

"Well I don't want to talk about it." Hans replied, starting to walk out.

Clemson grabbed his arm, preventing him going anywhere.

"Hans please… I'm sorry that I got upset…"

Hans looked at Clemson to see that he was really sorry. He sighed.

"I'm sorry too buddy. I just thought that it would be a little fun."

"It really hurt… I felt that you didn't care about me. That you were playing with my emotions…" Clemson replied, looking down.

Hans smiled, gently grabbed Clemson's chin and lifted his head up.

"Clemson, I really do love you, and I'm sorry that I hurt you. And I think I have something that can make everything better…" Hans smiled.

Clemson looked up at him.

"Really… what?"

Hans grabbed Clemson, one hand on the back of his head and the other on his butt. He pulled him close and started kissing Clemson. Clemson opened his mouth, inviting Hans' tongue. The puffin gladly accepted. He pulled Clemson closer. The red-haired villain moaned. Hans pulled back.

"You think this is a good idea?" Hans asked.

"No one comes in here anyways. So I guess… make up sex?" Clemson asked.

"Right now, it's make-up make-out, but make up sex will be at home, I promise." Hans told him.

Clemson smiled, wrapping his arms around Hans' neck. Hans grinned, pulling Clemson closer. He placed his hand on Clemson's thigh. The red hair villain pulled back.

"So all is forgiven?"

"What do you think?" Hans grinned.

Fangirl: *gives high pitched squeal* They got back together!

Evil: Dammit! I was hoping they wouldn't.

Childish: *pointing at Evil* Ooooo! Evil said a bad word! *looks at others* And why did Hans put his tongue in Clemson's mouth? What's sex? What's a make-out? Why did Hans…

Creative: *covers Childish's mouth* Do not worry my dear Child, for Hans and Clemson's relationship has turned wild.

Motherly: *laughs nervously* That's not important Childish. *looks at me with a glare*

What? That's what happened! Clemson told me all about it!

Brainy: Interesting fact about French kissing….

Evil: Shut up! No one cares! We don't care about amoebas or atoms or anything else Miss Boring! Just shut up!

Brainy: Hurtful…

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