Bobobo's Vacation.

Day 2 of non stop madness

Hey! Gasser again. Now remember how I said at the end of the last chapter that there's a tennis match? Well that's all that really all that happens but I must tell the story otherwise the author's gonna pull my pants down in front of Beauty. She's crazy I tell ya! CRAZY! Cough, but anyways here's the story.

"Hey Gas-Can! Here it comes!" Beauty said, hitting the tennis ball with the racket. Beauty and were playing a little game of tennis, though neither of us are very fond of it. You see it all started back in the hotel. Hatenkou was still going crazy over seeing Don Patch, which was making a lot of noise. Bobobo and Jelly were playing rock, paper, scissors very loudly. And Mr. Soften had fallen asleep on the couch and was snoring very loudly. I was getting a headache from all the noise and I think Beauty was, that's why she asked if I wanted to play tennis with her.

So now we were outside playing tennis cos there's nothing else to do. Then suddenly a fly starts to hover around that is really annoying. Every time the ball came over to me I only just managed to hit cos of that fly. That fly was so annoying I completely forgot that the ball was coming towards me and smack! It hit me right in the face so hard I fell to the ground.

"Ah, Gas-Can!" Beauty came running to my side. "Gas-Can are you ok? I'm sorry. Can you forgive me?"

I looked at her for a while as if to say 'Why the heck should I forgive you this is the second time you hurt me since we got here,'. But then I smiled and said "Don't worry. No biggie."

"I think that tennis isn't really all that great after all."

"Not unless you tweak the rules."

"Huh? What do ya mean?"

"Tweak the rules. Change 'em. That's what I do whenever a game gets boring."

"Well, how should we change them?"

"Hmmmm. Who can hit Don Patch with a ball from here?"

"Gas-Can that's not nice! Although it does sound fun."

"Smash a window?"

"Nah, we'll get into trouble."

"Aha! I got it!"

"What? What?"

"Whoever misses the ball first his to kiss Mr. Bobobo."

"You're on! But when you miss that ball you'll have sorry written all over you."

"Well when you miss the ball you'll feel so sick you'll through up while you're kissing him!"

"Fine then." Beauty ran to her side of the court. "Game on!"

After five minutes, both us were very tired and exhausted but we still played on. Neither of us wanted to miss that ball. But then, Beauty collapsed.

"Beauty!" I ran over to her. She was out cold. Or hot more like. Sweat was dripping down her face. Oh no. No! something was wrong. She wasn't breathing! "Beauty!" I called out. "Beauty! BEAUTY! Oh man, c'mon Beauty wake up." She still wasn't breathing. There was only one thing I could do that might get her breathing again. Usually I would blush at the thought of it, and when I think about it now, but now wasn't the time. I sucked in a load of air, then placed my mouth against hers and exhaled.

But ya know it would be hard to tell if I was blushing cos my face was pretty red from playing tennis.

I kept doing the mouth to mouth thing are whatever it's called for about two and a half minutes until she finally started breathing by herself again. Her eyes opened slightly. She looked at me a little confused.

"Gas-Can? That you?" she said, just above a whisper.

"Beauty?"

Beauty sat up so that she could face me. I don't know what came over me but I wrapped my arms around and buried my head in her should. "Beauty don't ever do that again!" I don't think she knew what I was talking about but she played along and said,

"Don't worry Gas-Can, I'm fine." Although she said that she collapsed again a second later. But this time, it was just as if she was sleeping soundly. So I carried her up to her room. Too bad she'll miss dinner. And she might of collapsed, but she missed the ball so as soon as she wakes up she has to kiss Mr. Bobobo.

No it was not a kiss! It was simply just a medical treatment. B-but that doesn't matter. This chapter's finished. I only have one more left to do then I'm gone. What the heck is that author doing anyways?

Beauty-I heard that she went to find a bunch of your embarrassing secrets.

What!? Well where is she?! I don't want my every embarrassing secret I have been spilled!

Beauty-Gas-Can get back here! You still have one more chapter to go!